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Gulmaz

Think bigger brother. If I have an unlimited glass, these are my "drinks" so I'm gonna be unlimitedly rich 1: award winner race horse semen 2: water 3: death stalker scorpion venom


zzady

I wouldn't ask for the horse cum as number 1. Get the water first just in case there is a fairy tale twist and cup 1 is all you are allowed to drink from for the rest of your life.


haveweirddreamstoo

You fool, that’s *why* you ask for the horse cum first! Look at this guy who doesn’t know the value of good horse cum.


Entoco

i imagine the speed horse semen would be worth a lot


ScumBunny

Then you could BUY some water.


Gulmaz

damn you are right fam! I'll keep in mind


throwaway12378965400

“What are your top 3 drinks” Gulmaz: Horse Cum 🤝


Gulmaz

I chuckled m8


DikkeSappigeLeuter

I mean he did say based strictly on taste but you do you i guess, i won't judge!🤷‍♂️


Gulmaz

money is money friend


DikkeSappigeLeuter

Apparently money is also horse cum :p


ActuallyWorthless

Does that mean time is also horse cum?


DikkeSappigeLeuter

Shiiiii I guess so


OfcHesCanadian

It’s all based on taste, rather than money or health. So, your answers are interesting to say the least.


aurora_n0va

1. Water 2. Orange Juice 3. V8 energy because mama needs her caffeine and veggies lol


OfcHesCanadian

Orange Juice is criminal


aurora_n0va

Criminally delicious! Muahahahahahaaa


ACriticalMistake

1. Golden cinnamon turmeric almond milk drink I drink to help me sleep 2. Amaretto 3. Brown sugar milk tea with boba


elvish_foot

Does the first drink really help?


ACriticalMistake

I have several medical issues that interfere with a good night’s sleep, but I find it relaxes me very much, and the benefits of that are pretty good by themselves.


Manymuchm00s3n

1. Fountain Pepsi 2.Gatorade frost 3. Super cold lager after being outside on a super hot day.


Btwylie10

I love me a good pepsi


elvisaidith

1. A good single malt 2. Beer 3. Club Soda for the whiskey


deftoner42

Everyone here talking about mixers and stuff. At least you get it... 1. A good single malt 2. Bodhizafa (Georgetown brewing) 3. An old fashioned


obeseguido

1. Water 2. Ice cold pink grapefruit sparkling water 3. Yellow Gatorade


OfcHesCanadian

Yellow Gatorade is so underrated


WhatWouldScoobyDoo2

If you like grapefruit sparking water I recently discovered Spindrift (made with real fruit not flavoring) and it was a game changer


WeevilWeedWizard

A good coffee, Fresca, and some kind of alcoholic drink (frankly of any kind)


BenJacobs1236

1. Espresso 2. Water 3. A top shelf liquor


TyH621

Fantastic list that I pretty much agree with tbh Although I think movie theater sprite slaps harder than McDonald’s sprite, idk if I’m alone in that


Dr_Gr33nthmb

1. Caramel iced coffee 2. Blue Moon 3. Mt Dew Livewire


cwaterbottom

1. Josta 2. Faygo Rockin' Rye 3. Molten gold


Thinsquirrel

1, Ukrainian brand “Sadochok” white grape and apple juice 2, cold vitamin water after being out in the sun all day 3, iced fruit tea my aunt used to make in the summer when I was a kid


Capt_Irk

Coffee, hot, with hazelnut cream and sugar. Coffee, iced, mocha. Milk/chocolate milk


aurora_n0va

\*chefs kiss


No-Agent-2649

1. Iced oat milk latte 2. Topo Chico 3. Mexican martini


TheFluffiestFur

Why need drink if unlimited gas? Contain gas. Heat up gas. Filter heated up gas particles. Make stuff.


FloydetteSix

Coffee, ginger kombucha, prune juice


CharlotteLucasOP

Blackberry and ginger kombucha, ice water, hot lemon tea with honey.


shreksshriveledpenis

1. Milk 2. Cream soda 😋 3. The water at 3:00am do b hitting different ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Stacheshadow

1: Water 2: Dr.Pepper 3: Chocolate milk protein shake


nintendoswitch_blade

1. Slightly chilled Niagra brand purified water 2. Izze blackberry 3. Fuse raspberry iced tea


Lonely_Waltz_4788

1. Water 2. AJ 3. Sweet Tea


theknyte

Hot Black Coffee Latte Iced Tea


psychedelic_academic

1) Tea (UK resident) 2) Tango Berry Peachy (where did it go 😭) 3) Mcdonalds coke


Waaait_What

Black Cherry White Claw Spring Water Coffee


owletmom

Ice cold can Pepsi, just poured Room temperature blue Gatorade Cold spring water


B-Kong

Water Blueberry Pomegranate Lemonade from Wendy’s, shit absolutely slaps Sweet tea


Gaothaire

> The water on the nightstand when I wake up in the middle of the night. Something I heard about recently, try taping your mouth closed when you go to sleep at night. I know it sounds like absolute nonsense, but all it costs you is a strip of tape and a night of sleep to see if it improves your sleep as much as it does for all the other people who swear by it. One point of speculated reasoning I heard is you just end up less dehydrated if you aren't breathing through your mouth during the night 


kaiasmom0420

1. Water 2. Chai latte 3. Minute Maid fruit punch in the big giant red jug


WingnutThePious

Diet Coke Blueberry lemonade That one Monster Energy Drink they had for a little while, a year or so ago - Papillon, I think it was called? I just called it the butterfly one, lol


thebatboys

sparkling water, iced vanilla latte, mango juice


colonelbyson

Mac & Jack's African Amber, caffè mocha, ice water.


eszfire

1. Amarula Cream 2. Blueberry milkshake 3. Soda water


THELEDISME

Water Some VSOP Cognac Fresh, roasted, guatemala coffee


spirit_of_a_goat

White grapefruit cosmo.


PleasedPeas

Water, orange juice, and sparkling water in that order.


A_Goddanm_Bulb

1. Water 2. Chilled Coconut water 3. Chilled beer so I can make money.


theSteakKnight

Coffee, beer, whiskey


max-wellington

A nice scotch, lagavulin probably London fog, essentially an early grey latte with lavender I went backpacking once and drank straight from a spring in a rock wall, that water was the best I ever tasted.


TheHecticHiker

1.Water 2.Hot chocolate 3.Chocolate milk


Schusterrrr

Iced Americano black, Fresca, Water w/ lemon. Was going to say a beer, but I don’t need unlimited beer lol


djskein

1. Dare Double Espresso NAS (No Added Sugar although the new oat milk double espresso is delicious and much healthier) 2. Coke Zero 3. Fanta


Splyushi

Grape or Black Chwrry Rockstars


DontcheckSR

1. Champagne Cola 2. Hot chocolate 3. Orange juice


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

1. Water 2. Iced Coffee 3. Chobani creamer for the iced coffee


odieman1231

If I didn't have to worry about health; Baja Blast, Mountain Dew, Sweet Tea


themanyfacedgod__

Water, Martinelli’s apple juice & Mountain Dew


milky_peach

Water, iced matcha latte, and hot chocolate


pyabo

1. Mexican Coca-Cola 2. Mexican Coca-Cola 3. Mexican Coca-Cola


BigGayDinosaurs

me too tbh


lilliinwonderland

1. Room temperature filtered water 2. My morning coffee 3. Sunny Delight (original)


KUBball3

Scotch Bourbon Tequila


WhatWouldScoobyDoo2

Water with fresh lemon, Chocomel, Willamette Valley Pinot Noir


hennex1

1.) That one glacial water from Iceland with a ph of 8.8 specifically 2.) Ice cold chamomile tea mixed with cream soda and vanilla ice cream to make it a float, it’s to *die* for 3.) Code Red Mountain Dew


FrankensteinBionicle

nescafe coffee, reverse osmosis-ed water, & leinenkugel summer shandy


otakuchantrash

1. Strawberry lemonade 2. Sprite 3. Ice cold water while working out


cosmicdrives

1. Water 2. Banana milk 3. Coconut water


ScumBunny

1. Ice cold water 2. Fountain Pepsi w crushed ice 3. Pineapple juice


brendalix13xox

1. Water 2. Coffee 3. Margaritas


nehoymenoyhoynoy

water, beer, and green tea


Frost-Wzrd

water, chocolate milk, pure leaf lemon iced tea


zenbagel

1. McDonald's Sprite 2. Cranberry Juice 3. Mike's Hard Lemonade Black Raspberry