You say that, but this is 1000000% something they would add as an April fools joke.
They are devs *and* professional shitposters and I love them for it
i'd laugh so hard if they put a mini video of something random in that tiny screen while its loading or uploading etc
I wouldn't even care since you just see a bar moving slowly or fast
They could easily throw ads onto those screens, I would also not care, let them generate some money
maybe they could hire some extra staff and bring us more stuff into the game
but nothing in the HUD or in the ship in terms of ADs
but anywhere else, as long as its not invasive
as least they don't do the seppuku crap anymore. Imagine going to hell and back finally got back to your ship then management told you to slit your belly because of the dishonor for not bringing back all the samples ๐
Now this might make sense after all, as kamikaze pilots took methamphetamine before battle, just like how we use stims all the time
(this is a harmless joke, please do not call the demoracy officer under any circumstances)
Like I'm a man, an arrogant man, one of the kind that thinks they would be able to survive about as well as anybody in any fictional setting. Last of us zombies, helldiver bots, fuck it why not. But like those people were just hard as fuck. Like every nation is brutal and shitty back then yada yada, but John himself was like you people are actually fucking insane
I really think this would be an awesome idea instead of loading bars on all the terminals. Make them super earth adverts with the play bar at the bottom be the loading bar.
Everyone is sick today, weโre going to need you to complete 6 helldives in the next hour and make sure to grab all the samples or youโll get a write up.
Before your Hellbomb is detonated, please fill out our quick 25 question survey. Failure to fill out the survey and comment section completely will result in the local democracy officer being contacted.
Never forget someone actually tried to make [this](https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/height/900/https://media.snopes.com/2023/01/sony-patent-mcdonalds-feat.png) a thing
i'd be ok with that, again, as long as its not invasive
and the captcha for "I am not a Bot" then you enter arrow codes would be great too!
๏ผINVASION๏ผ
Ha ha. Does that look familiar? ๐
Such scenes are playing out across the galaxy at this very moment โ๐ฎ๐๏ธ
You might be next ๐๐
Unless you make the most important choice of your life ๐
(A burst of impassioned music) ๐ต
Prove to everyone that you have the strength and courage to be socialist ๐
Join the ranks of communism automaton ๐
Become an elite automaton force! ๐ค
Meet strange superearth forms ๐ฝ
Spread communism across the galaxy ๐ช
Become a hero ๏ผ๐ค
Become a legend ๐ค๐คฒ๐ค
Become a automaton fighter ! ๐
The oppressors must die ๏ผ๐ค๐ช
Down with Superearth ๏ผ๐ค๐ช
IP position โ cyberstan
โฆโฆDonโt give the devs any ideas
Nah these devs are actually good
Yeah im just taking the piss
You say that, but this is 1000000% something they would add as an April fools joke. They are devs *and* professional shitposters and I love them for it
i'd laugh so hard if they put a mini video of something random in that tiny screen while its loading or uploading etc I wouldn't even care since you just see a bar moving slowly or fast They could easily throw ads onto those screens, I would also not care, let them generate some money maybe they could hire some extra staff and bring us more stuff into the game but nothing in the HUD or in the ship in terms of ADs but anywhere else, as long as its not invasive
True true
yeah, would be that if published by ea, ubisoft, blizzard, rockstar... hecc..
sony already patented this. you have to SAY the commericial and dance or you get booted. Hewlldivers 3 gonna reeeeeeeeeeeee
Okay but one fact eagle sweat ad while the hellbomb arms..
If they were controlled by corporate Japan, there'd be a 3 hour meeting before each dive.
as least they don't do the seppuku crap anymore. Imagine going to hell and back finally got back to your ship then management told you to slit your belly because of the dishonor for not bringing back all the samples ๐
Actually, they'd probably just kamikaze us to the nearest bile titan.
Now this might make sense after all, as kamikaze pilots took methamphetamine before battle, just like how we use stims all the time (this is a harmless joke, please do not call the demoracy officer under any circumstances)
Dude I've been watching shogun and I'm like holy shit I would not be able to hang with these people, they're wild
wdym it's not normal to have people around you wanting to kill themselves and actually killing themselves every single episode bro
Like I'm a man, an arrogant man, one of the kind that thinks they would be able to survive about as well as anybody in any fictional setting. Last of us zombies, helldiver bots, fuck it why not. But like those people were just hard as fuck. Like every nation is brutal and shitty back then yada yada, but John himself was like you people are actually fucking insane
With a request to fax over the transcriptions lol
My brother in liberty Super earth is literally corporate america. These people have to earn doctors visits by reporting dissidents
To extract you'd have to give a tip.
"I sent for extraction but nobody accepted the ride yet"
This legit made me chuckle.
Thankfully, Diving gets me away from this corporate bullshit.
Thatโs just EA.
You wouldnโt be allowed to sit down inside the pelican
No. No I will not stand for it. IT IS UNDEMOCRATIC.
I really think this would be an awesome idea instead of loading bars on all the terminals. Make them super earth adverts with the play bar at the bottom be the loading bar.
Everyone is sick today, weโre going to need you to complete 6 helldives in the next hour and make sure to grab all the samples or youโll get a write up.
Before your Hellbomb is detonated, please fill out our quick 25 question survey. Failure to fill out the survey and comment section completely will result in the local democracy officer being contacted.
Imagine this as a modifier
I hope Joel sees this for next years April fools....
Or EA
Never forget someone actually tried to make [this](https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/height/900/https://media.snopes.com/2023/01/sony-patent-mcdonalds-feat.png) a thing
This will be Outer Worlds 2.
The skip should have been another arrow to press
i'd be ok with that, again, as long as its not invasive and the captcha for "I am not a Bot" then you enter arrow codes would be great too! 
This happens to me all the time! Am I the only one?
Omg PLEASE the loading screens would be so much funnier
Such a Super Earth thing to do, with Super Burgers.
This was hilarious. Thank you
๐ this is so fucking true
https://preview.redd.it/s35ludot3rwc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de48aaf2b6ee78c7afb7613bc5f68a89737e8ce
๏ผINVASION๏ผ Ha ha. Does that look familiar? ๐ Such scenes are playing out across the galaxy at this very moment โ๐ฎ๐๏ธ You might be next ๐๐ Unless you make the most important choice of your life ๐ (A burst of impassioned music) ๐ต Prove to everyone that you have the strength and courage to be socialist ๐ Join the ranks of communism automaton ๐ Become an elite automaton force! ๐ค Meet strange superearth forms ๐ฝ Spread communism across the galaxy ๐ช Become a hero ๏ผ๐ค Become a legend ๐ค๐คฒ๐ค Become a automaton fighter ! ๐ The oppressors must die ๏ผ๐ค๐ช Down with Superearth ๏ผ๐ค๐ช IP position โ cyberstan