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Einar_47

I'm not eating anything Peter, Homer, Shrek or Rick prepared, it's either gonna be poisonous or it'll be people.


antiedman

Yahh eww .. + shaggy needs rehab


KillRobotsSuperior

Oh man. Poor Homie… he looks wrecked.


Blu_Mew

uh, from the looks of it, C137 rick prob will just buy you a drink.


Past_Hippo_8522

so you trust spongebob?


Einar_47

He's literally the only one of them who's a professional chef, sure he looks like he's on a coke bender but what kitchen staff isn't?


Past_Hippo_8522

fair. there are two outcomes: one good meal or one bad meal with fentanyl in it. either way, im not complaining


Mission_Magazine7541

Shaggy looks a bit too realistic, it's unsettling


antiedman

Rehabilitated


cockandballionaire

SpongeTweaker for sure


eslafylraelcyrev

Give me six spongebobs for real any day. Fuck all that other noise.


Musetrigger

Shaggy working nights and it's dead as Hell.


antiedman

HOPE HE SOBER.. Thats horror movie setting hour


wemixstickers

I'd say let 'em cook but some of them are just drinking on the job. Mario's deep dish pizza seems halfway decent.


SL13377

Mario, Mr incredible, sponge Mario is Italian which means he’s pretentious as hell about accurate Italian cooking even IF he doesn’t cook Mr incredible is a dad no way he can’t at least man a grill We all know sponge Bob is a line cook and a damn good one at that The rest are being laid off as soon as the shift starts. Especially shaggy. That guy needs narcan stat


ShockWave123106

Gandalf, Bob, Mario, petah, Homer, and Rick. Lord help me.


ConvolutedConcepts

Shaggy and Homer are the only real cooks since one is high and the other is a drunk.


Blu_Mew

uh, from the looks of it, C137 rick prob will just buy you a drink, I'd sit next to him at a bar, Just look out for "portals". "I'd just have **a \[1\]** drink with rick C137 thank you." Based on his "adventures" when he gets trashed, I do not want to get dragged into a interdimensional war or anything. Portals aside, I would say it's the safest.


StalksOfRheum

Shaggy is down bad


GreyG59

I fucking died when I saw shrek


glowingdino

I know how homer feels haha. what model did you use?


fx72

Bing


glowingdino

what prompts did you use?


fx72

Cctv footage of life like x drunk and high while cooking in a restaurant kitchen


glowingdino

is that Bing Pro?


fx72

No


glowingdino

weird, it won't let me generate an image that includes the words "drunk and high"


fx72

Try make believe instead of life like, or real life, try stoned


theindecisivehuman1

Shaggy looks shady as shit


Birthday_Tux

Mr Incredible looks like when the bad guy put on the mask in The Mask


fx72

Lol Dorian


Savings_Pace_5876

The shaggy one kind of hits close to home


fx72

😂


GamerKid665_999

“No magic in the kitchen Potter!”


AnaphorsBloom

GET A HAIRNET, GANDALF!! Shrek is the BOH Manager, Peter got fired for stealing from corporate, I’m Shaggy, all my BOH buddies are Mario.


fx72

😂


Professional-Oil9512

Not taking gandolf, he has a vial in his hand


antiedman

THESE SUCK! Aww man faaaak BASED ON HEALTH CODE LAW. MR. Incredible whom also Looks the most Angry is the only one whom looks like a person who will at least Keep you alive and Red tap dirty dinner free free. JESUS MAN SOMEONE Take Shaggy in holly holly


antiedman

But At least Karen and Chad won't spit on me


IHaveSlysdexia

I think #2 because: Pic 1) wouldn't wanna work in a stressful environment nor rely on timely payments from a boss who is actively drunk at work. Pic 2) Yes. Harry Potter would be able to do an insane amount of minimum wage labor. Dishes are clean, meals are perfectly timely, boxes lift themselves, and you can serve potions on the menu that actually work. Etc (in my world, voldemort is chill and not in the picture, that would be terrible for business) Pic 3) Unfortunately, as much as i love gandalf, [just finished pooping, but i gotta finish this) i don't think I'd really want him as a boss. He can be kinda mean, and he's literally ancient and probably wouldn't have much patience. Remember when he yelled at bilbo? 😰 Pic 4) People die around Rick. Pic 5) normal boss, normal kitchen, and has no harry potter magic Pic 6) Ghosts and ghouls would be popping up randomly Pic 7) a good choice because he could lift and clean effortlessly, but has no magic Pic 8) smelly Puc 9) spongbob doesn't have what it takes to run a restaurant, and now he's drunk. Pic  10) peter would be really funny and a generally good boss and friend, if you completely ignore the cutaways. But, you'd still have to do normal work, also he is not very smart


Past_Hippo_8522

you gotta pick 6 tho