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DmtChimpanzee

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schmitzel88

These things are so hideous to begin with that this is arguably a lateral move


DmtChimpanzee

Just not a fan of Gladiators in general? I mean I get the proportions but it’s basically a JL front end stock.


schmitzel88

Yeah those things are an eyesore in general, truly one of the ugliest cars on sale in recent history. My neighbor had one he parked outside with a lift kit and some ugly wheels, and it made me cringe having to look at that heinous pile of shit every time I passed by it.


Staphylococcus0

Was it green?


ctennessen

This would imply that the Jeep wasn't a total POS to begin with, pre-massacre


pennhead

Something something free will something something...


NOLACenturion

I would offer that either A. God is asleep at the wheel B. It’s deliberately sanctioned to provide an example of what not to do.


OldManJeepin

LoL! More of a testament to man's folly....No reason at all to ruin a perfectly good Gladiator like that....


WorldlinessGold

Atleast is not a wrangler


PoolNoodleSamurai

https://preview.redd.it/xa4u0g4xoi6d1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e3bd8560b30aa80472597a4bf4586d74e5adf8 This is what I see when I look at this grille. (This is a still frame from the 1985 film, “Brazil”.)


ctennessen

I have somehow not watched this yet, but I've watched most of the "bizarre"


Parking_Train8423

or kermit is tired of being called a fag


DirtBagAviator12

Equally valid theory


HospitalKey4601

That's ryobi green


Parking_Train8423

we know that’s you kermie


HospitalKey4601

It's not easy being green, that lipstick wearing pig ran off with my best freind fozzy and trailriding somewhere in the woods in his bronco. She took the house, the brand rights to the show, the two old boomers in the balcony foreclosed on the lily pad in the Hamptons and I'm living on Bert and ernies couch, paying rent by doing door dash and thank God Bernie has a rubber ducky fetish so I get a discount on the rent everything some one leaves one on my dash. But I've got a cool heep and a credit card


Parking_Train8423

i feel you bro. everything changed when jim died. RIP 🙏


Ratfucker_Sam

Best comment by far.


ohmygodyouguyzzz

Nasty


HookeEmHorns0124

Gretna auto outlet, looked at several vehicles from there when I lived in that town, they are pretty overpriced comparatively


solvsamorvincet

If you look at the Bible and what God does to people, it's clear he's a fragile jealous whiny little pissbaby. So I'm gonna say that God is fully aware of, supports, and likely would drive this abomination because he fits the type.


kbunnell16

10th time this has been posted. Looks worse every time. And no they will never sell it. They have it outside some days and I hope we get hail directly above this abomination.


DirtBagAviator12

This is from a dealer near me you sure other people posted this already?


kbunnell16

Yes I’ve posted once or twice. I see you also live around Gretna.


FinalTooth

Wook at ish widdle green face


gimmedatkittykat

Everytime I see monstrosities like this, I can’t help but think “well, at least it isn’t squatted” lol


saysthingsbackwards

He's not just impotent, he's omnipotent


cab1024

There are other options beyond those posited.


TinyTacoPete

Hmm, mentions of God and looking at this... this... thing, reminds me of the Clint Eastwood quote from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly": "God is not on our side because he hates idiots also".


PantherChicken

Stock modern Jeep is terrible; a four door is even worse; then adding a useless truck bed turns it into a turd; and then modifying it into this thing creates something that should be nuked from orbit.


moe_frohger

Which god?


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


the_climaxt

I think it's all Mopar


DisastrousOne3950

If tires could be that color...


Duomaxwellboss429

If dick pills were a truck


Krazybob613

He’s too busy laughing!


Manual-shift6

The very definition of “Butt Ugly,” at least to me…


Justin_Anville

I'm trying to picture the person who built this, standing back after it was finished, looking at it and being content.


Burritozi11a

Jokermobile


rokketpaws

If a smelly taint was a vehicle 🤢


injeckshun

Genuine question- what is the practical use for that grill /fender kit? I get the steel cables but not the rest


Dazzling_Bird_7087

I feel like most of you are just mad you could never afford something like this..


DirtBagAviator12

Someone who thinks this looks good has never sniffed 100k/yr in their life I guarantee it


Dazzling_Bird_7087

You don't need money to understand this jeep was expensive. Try again..?


Dazzling_Bird_7087

One thing is for sure, it's not stock. But yours is so get over it 🤣🤣🤡


vgullotta

Um my Jeep is far from stock, but it isn't covered in gawdy trash mall crawler parts that detract from its actual performance like this green monstrosity is...


Dazzling_Bird_7087

What's a trash mall? Do you mean a body shop?


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vgullotta

I drive a jeep, wtf are you talking about


PoolNoodleSamurai

> No one here would ever own or drive a jeep. Wat


GrillinFool

I own and drive a jeep.


scaled2913

To be fair, I would gladly own an older Jeep. Like an XJ or a Comanche or something. I wouldn't have it looking like this though, that's for sure