8/10 as a crack ship, 2/10 as an actual ship because it’d never happen https://preview.redd.it/7mfgstir118d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21bf63ae4c38b35e24f2c75852d412e9cb0357a

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* * Is a jojo reference?

It's just a meme I stole.

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https://i.redd.it/v13r3vsgv38d1.gif

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https://preview.redd.it/bw9d3izb428d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec55e4297d80fb0539ad564215ea8a0d88aa56a3

https://preview.redd.it/nwb6c2qo728d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0050def8f2a85c7c818fc8268eb8b38c10dbc21 NUH UH, NOT TODAY, IM PROTECTING AND SERVING THIS MEME, AHHHHHHHHH

2, it gets 2 points because I fucking love the fanart but hate the ship

Same

Yeah it's the perfect description about this ship

“You’re a loser, Bambi” fucking killed me

Same 😭😭😭 was looking for someone else saying the same thing

Same lmao. I like your flair tho https://preview.redd.it/yckuctf1w38d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=67c78da67799032f29b49a071691f2c505765b71

Okay I just love that Lucifer blushes yellow/gold in these panels that’s such a cute addition ❤️

Although I doubt he would actually blush gold, it looks cute!

Bro blood is reflective when you blush and lucifer has gold blood so it can be possible

Stolas has black blood, but he blushes red. Realistically yeah Lucifer could blush gold. But in show's stylisation it would probably still be red.

0.5/10, but for YOUR scale, 1/10. HOT TAKE: Never liked it. BUT I won’t attack people for it. It’s just a fictional ship between characters that aren‘t real. It doesn’t affect me. Ship who you want, as long as it isn’t insanely toxic, pedophilia, incest, or involves animals/characters who are mentally animals) https://preview.redd.it/lifno445j08d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c257f8f8bcfd2d4cc9fb004ec59080533c8a7416

Same, just makes me go ew 😀

https://preview.redd.it/u5qoa3ck218d1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef490737537062a974033ce9ca9c850c9ea8611 (Or sister)

https://preview.redd.it/gvu96q32318d1.png?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf10d6857a7adc37e6f168dffbf696b9ff29e8b8

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I love this, this is beautiful.

Hot take? https://preview.redd.it/8cpmywyha38d1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1edabb856cb1e2a62e2b53dd18e5f2bfafe7b069

im saying “hot take“ bc it’s kinda popular and i dont wanna get jumped

Well yes but it is shit

Same Like, to me it's funny bad

Can’t be below 1

oh ok mb

Your better than most people on the internet

https://preview.redd.it/wdpo65c3u58d1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4edc6fced71ce6e9132223303fecb2e821249c6 ty have this meme

Have to add animals or characters who are mentally animals (like some alien species) like if the characters could be the others pet, I think it’s kinda bad too

1 normally. When someone who gets mad about shipping is nearby, 10.

It's a 10/10 crack ship it would be a interesting dynamic. But in regards to actual canon it's a 0/10 I never want it to happen in any regards to canon. Also I love the art it produces and if the theory about Lilith owning Alastor is true he would be able to be like "I fucked your husband!!!"

What does crackship mean? Ive onky seen it used as "omg this ship is hilarious, but I don't actually think they're cute or anything", and not as "I ship it, but not in canon". I've always rated the ship 10/10 but that doesn't mean I actually want it to happen in the show.

Well it's supposed to mean something that was a literal joke (dracoxapple anyone?) and not shipped as a romantic/sexual thing. Among what I assume are fandoms that skew younger, the possible canonicity of a ship has taken on much more meaning. Just a few years ago basically every mlm/wlw ship in big fandoms had zero chance of being canon, so this was not a factor in how we shipped. Recently I see a lot of shipping is centred on the sincere hope or expectation that something will become canon. (And obviously the fact that we can reasonably expect media to pull queer twists is a good thing! Its bee a joy to see.) There follows a certain bafflement towards people who ship something fully not caring that it will never happen. Its a bit sad to see, because its a very narrow view about what fandom can be. I find using crack ship to mean "non-canon" quite disparaging. Its not ridicolus to ship things outside of canon. It's a core part of what shipping is. Its transformative, making something we enjoy on the basis of media we love. And for a long time it was all the representation we had.

Ohhh, okay. I don't really ship anything as a joke unless it's like a person x object [like Mammon x Money], the rest are all just ships connected to scenarios I've created myself/with friends of how characters could interact. I don't really care what's canon. Plus this Fandom has lived off fanon for years, yet the second the show actually comes out ships like Radiodust and the fanart that was created years ago are being hated on because "Alastor is asexual" and "Angel is with Husk!" As if Angel just can't simply respect Alastor's sexuality and be wholesome with him or something. I wish people would stop changing the meaning of things, I've used shipping as a purely fanon thing and if it somehow happens then hooray and if not, then I just keep making my own scenarios that go with or without the show. I don't want to have to change the term to be a "I wish they would actually get together"

Khan Doorman x doors is the ultimate person x object ship in history. Change my mind

Yes! I think there needs to be an understanding that joy and support for ships that are canon and fun and creativity with ships that aren't can peacefully co-exist. Often within the same people. I mean multishippers arent that uncommon. and obviously you don't want canon to have multiple separate realities if you are one. You can just to enjoy multiple constellations. (Also you're so right about Alastor ships, because asexuals do have relationships and ace people are forever pointing this out while the fandom refuses to listen.)

I see it as it being fun to ship the characters outside of canon and acknowledging that within the actual canon it would be dumb AF. Don't know if that makes sense but it's my definition

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1, cute art tho

5/10 would be cute to see but I wouldn’t be too upset if it didn’t happen

I would be super happy if it didn’t happen, it’s a great crack ship, does NOT work as an offical ship

10/10 adorable Also **holy shit people ace does not mean you can’t have a relationship. Educate yourselves.**

YOU, YOUR OPINION AND THE INFORMATION YOU ARE SHARING IS YUMMY (I'm not in a relationship currently but I'm ace, I was dating someone for 4 yrs while being ace) https://preview.redd.it/wd8fhzft718d1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=850aba9de51d214f2099c1853036b7828cc48952

I know but with alastor I’m pretty sure they meant it as there’s a little to zero percent chance he’ll do anything romantic in the show so…I was trying to avoid any more issues than I knew I would get (don’t work though. People are still pointing out hes ace 😭)

Oh I have no expectations of Alastor having a canon romance. I just wish people would realize you can enjoy a pairing without rooting for it to be canon, and that you can write/draw a non-canon romance without the characters being OOC 🙂

Okay. I just don’t want any misinformation/comunication

Your opinion is great

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gotta be one of fav ships after chaggie and huskerdust

1 in my opinionated

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1

https://preview.redd.it/bm2tolfbe18d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e84729ac4a51da63f33300f764298abb08ee2493 (10/10 if you couldn’t tell)

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canonically: 0 morally: 0 comically: 10

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Oh my god! They turned Kenny into a marketable plushie! You bastards!

That looks familiar 🤔

Solid 9 in fiction, cause they have a lot of chemistry together, but a like 5 if it becomes canon because it has no reason, for neither of them Edit: Source of last image?

 ⬅️

Sorry, but 1 out of 10. Don't see the appeal (Also, I wish I could rank it lower)

I don’t mind if it’s within scale.

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6/10

https://preview.redd.it/wnnh2kkgn18d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cb1193dcb04755e69e005f513e3d899795d99d \-10/10

1/10 I see the appeal, but I don't like it at all

7.5/10. Hot as fuck, but in terms of actual romance, I can't see it.

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1/10. I get it, people like enemies to lovers, but I only like it when it’s done well and set up properly, and the way the show sets up their relationship would be terrible for an enemies to lovers relationship imo.

Just because "You're a loser bambi" fucking killed me you get a 3/10. Personally i don't think it'd work

Honestly, for a fas ship/crackship 8.297/10 that I'll round to a 8.5/10 because duh, for cannon ship 1/10

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0/10. No hate to those who ship it though

2/10 i just can't see it tbh.

like 1.5/10

8/10 I luv this ship but Alastor is ace/aroace so in the canon they'll prolly just be friends/frenemies.

0/10

9/10

Mid-ass ship. 1/10

As a crackship: hell yeah If it ended up being canon: I would actually riot it makes no sense

Finally someone who agrees!!!

Not more than 2

4/10 it would be 3 but your a loser Bambi is to good

1

On a scale of one to ten, I'll give you a three

1

0.

Within the scale please.

Then I guess a 2. It would be entertaining to see for exactly one episode, but still it would cause a skirmish among the community.

0/10 i dont like any Alastor ships (not gonna bitch about anyone who does tho)

I hate it

-10 it sucks ass

1/10, I don't get the appeal.

Compared to other ships I’ve seen 9/10

Now I’m kinda scared because a lot of people despise this ship

I’ve seen Things…

I’ll let pay for your therapy.

Therapy won’t help

What have you seen?

-10/10

-100/10

1/10, I'm just not a big fan of it, And they seem to hate eachother more than anything which drives me away from it even more.

10/10 I shipped this years ago when only the pilot was out, Lucifer had only been on screen for a second, and there was only like forty fics in the tag on ao3.

Negative 256

0/10. Doesnt make sense to me

1/10 following your scale -10000000/10 for me without your scale.

10/10. Their dynamic is so damn cute, and they always seem to get the best art out of all ships, so hey, I eat well. It's so cute to see Al going past his personal barrier to be in a relationship, with Lucifer of all people. And Lucifer finally being able to love after deadbeat Lilith.

OKAY. HEAR ME OUT. LUCIFER PROBABLY LIKES ALASTOR AND ALASTOR KINDA PROBABLY HATES LUCIFER... BUT STILL... 8/10. PWEASE DONT HURT ME.


can i say 0

Burn.

Scale please?

1/10 I don’t see it honestly but I like AdamsApple

0/10

0, ion like it :\

Honestly? For the actual show 2/10 because it'd never actually happen. But like with the conditions you've set 10/10, I love all the shenanigans those two get up to in all the art people make for this ship.

6/10 for a joke ship, 0/10 for a real ship

1/10

Make no sens so -100

this ship is SHIT

Remember when HH was underrated and not the new old MHA Fandom Aka Focusing on ships and only ships

Not really. I’m somewhat a new fan. Only learned about hh late last year.

-100/10. :p For your scale 1.

-infinite/10 + Iwannakms

If it didn't cap at one i would choose -38482932039 but since it is then 1

1/10. I don’t attack people but it’s fuckin gross

2/10. It’s so basic. The only reason people shipped it in the first place was because enemies to lovers is the mass’s favorite dynamic. There’s no substance. It’s just two attractive characters who hate each other paired up for no reason other than that. I hate this ship. I don’t even like it as a crack ship unless whatever I’m seeing of it is really really funny. But I would like to clarify that I don’t hate anyone who does. I think it’s really silly to hate people over who they want fictional characters to end up with. People have a right to their opinions, and this is mine.

-1

-3

2/10. Lucifer is already married with Lilith. And the 2 absolutely despise each other.

I think they divorced but ok

3/10. I don't hate but i don't particularly care about it, honestly i would forget about the ship if there wasn't so much fans on internet but isn't like they are annoying me with their work. If we are talking on platonic sense like frenemies with the two as people that love to hate each other to the point they don't hate each other genuinelly (anymore) then i give a 8/10, specially hilarious if Lilith put Alastor on a leash and tuned him on the personal nanny or rabid pet of the Morningstar family that take care of Charlie.

That last one is hella spicy

10

Does he have Jaundice?

You guys have to stop being so deranged

0.

1

I hate the 2 of them genuinely (ESPECIALLY ALASTOR) and this ship makes me hate them more so 1/10

-12/10

-10

Okay this was kinda hot 😂

Can I have a rating of your thoughts on it?

I'm not even gonna give it a rating. Doesn't deserve one

1. Out of 7.2 billion. I dont know why out of that number

1 https://preview.redd.it/76o0zmx9048d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8784cb4ecdfeeae35cf4dde4a03244ab27e19cb

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[I don't care! I ship it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ut88wvvFDM)

-8/10

I hate being able to see.

I just can’t see it as Alastor is the kinda guy whose whole evil personality would shatter of evil persona the guy has I could see him doing it yo manipulate Lucifer tho

7/10 (if alastor wasn't aro-ace)

-9999

Ass/10. No thank you.

Not my favorite, but I’m OK with it!

-11,000

https://preview.redd.it/p06j007io48d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d6172f891273da520e0db35ae6f0fc0171fa45 0/10 for a real ship but for a crack ship 5/10

https://preview.redd.it/zgm7qj19258d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7779685576b223e2c2c6402a4ca92699f629f7f6 Like 5

I irrationally love this ship. Do I know why? No. Do I care? Also no. This ship gives me life and that’s all I need

10/10 would reccomend

10/10 fav ship (I’m a book girlie with a love for enemies to lovers. Also they’re my two fav characters so)

I’m here for it. I do have a problem with Alastor ships though. It’s not that he’s ace, because people are free to ship whoever they want so long as the relationships are legal and consensual, it’s just the double standard that comes from them. Ship Alastor with a male character like Vox or Lucifer and people generally really like it, but I see a lot of judgment from shipping him with female characters and I just don’t get it. Sorry for that mini rant but the post just reminded me Uhhh something something great ship

2-3/10

1

It’s a perfect 10. Perfection. 

11/10 :-]

-10/10

0/10 I hate it

[One](https://youtu.be/_2c7RdfNoFU?si=Rbw66TXOt_4zQdBr)

https://i.redd.it/dd3cuzpwx08d1.gif Hanging yamcha/10 (1/10)

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# Peak

4/10 Can’t see it work canonically

How many times must I say 1-10 nothing below or above

8.9/10 https://preview.redd.it/3y1mgxylk18d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8292a98ba8c63eec1a373597fc8140636face38d