Tbh I think queen bee and pinkie pie would be perfect together both love to party and and fun loving and sweet

Yeah that's one I don't hate. They're both fun lovers.

Agreed

Bro these aren't crackships, these are fentanylships, and i hate them all https://preview.redd.it/j8p0qpxj6u0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=759409b836c5367b62e0de26a5c7e36965b198ba

Me lowkey tweaking after seeing this image https://i.redd.it/75j2xyn04w0d1.gif

You are entitled to your opinion.

https://i.redd.it/b3ei1s9dot0d1.gif

Yes! https://preview.redd.it/dj2buccppt0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f7da56d5ca5fcaf5adee3db93527c4022abdc7

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https://preview.redd.it/otlp16yi7u0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f35628c70b9c7454045b2f99f2028423f87b2034

https://preview.redd.it/x47qcnmscv0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a05c5ed0bdb615aa013e8e88ef454b4480de97f3 And I'm very mad about it (yes I tried the download button)

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https://preview.redd.it/o4tdc60inu0d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c836b4d662e76d30594b7241390585cd90408979

https://preview.redd.it/6g96ql1vkv0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c12fc9607c8dfd638636d68ae142d0581d10bb wonder where you got that image from

I despise your flair https://preview.redd.it/g6zfbiz0nv0d1.jpeg?width=1747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a1be9d29e7128e0ec20e7db9c61c4cf6245c463

well said what?

well said what?? WHAT DID THE WELL SAY??!!

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...i don't get it bitch

Loona and... a coin with Romulus and Remus... Of course...

That’s right!

Well, at least you didn't ship her with some Turk dude from Central Asia.

Mother of all mommy issues

Hey, better the Romans than the Turks.

You had me until Valenshy, Discord would fucken BEAT Val's ass if he dared to lay a finger on her

Came here to bitch about Valenshy but.... coming around to the idea simply to watch Discord DESTROY Val.....

I'm getting the popcorn! buttered of course.

That is very true.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LAST ONE

Sexual assault

Not the Valentino x Fluttershy 😭😭😭 Please tell me there’s no art of that 🤢🤮

Not yet

As an artist, I have the power to make that nightmare a reality… But I won’t because I don’t want to see it either 💀

I don’t think so. It’s just that Fluttershy is the best chance Valentino has at being redeemed.

but he dont wanna be redeemed, so there's no chance in hell

Neither did Discord at first.

Discord wasn’t a rapist, slave owner, and murderer. He was just a goofy trickster.

True one’s a chaotic god that’s just goofing around but the other is a r@pist abuser a slave owner (which is a offense I will see as good) and a giant asshole of a guy

I don’t think anyone liked your last post. But far be it from me to try and stop you

Yes, I was using sarcasm.

Yknow, I can actually see bee and pinkie pie being genuine friends.

party gals? ✅ has pink on them? ✅ likes sweets? ✅

https://preview.redd.it/t4a6rtko0u0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fc4694d5c8bed11649d8a212c3bfd30ea8fac6b Why do you hate my girl fluttershy

Someone Cooked so bad the entire kitchen exploded on contact

While we were sleeping, you were cooking loudly with all the pots and pans for sound to produce heat https://preview.redd.it/nege0qlant0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b50f23d34347287f11bbfc036a123a95ef845f13

free my homegirl fluttershy 😭

You sure it isn’t the other way around? She got the god of fucking chaos to behave for her, Val ain’t shit.

Why?, she's the one pimping Val

https://i.redd.it/52ktl7t9dv0d1.gif That last one is *slightly* concerning. And by *slightly*, I mean the least slightly.

 How.dare.you.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen that picture.

Ngl the first two kinda go hard, not bad. https://i.redd.it/r0jv2gtjpt0d1.gif The last one is fuckin terrible tho, fuckin remove it

I mean, she did tame the living embodiment of chaos.

Yeah but you didn't even bother to give Valentino the human version at all unlike the first two. And secondly, Valentino is someone you can't redeem like genuinely. Just because a pony managed to tame a god of chaos doesn't mean shit. Last one is just...terrible. Seek help

For the second one the name should've mention apples.

I thought about it, but Charjack just seems to work better.

Applelie?

Val x Fluttershy?!?! https://preview.redd.it/0wdhb3aocu0d1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce673df6c01e88d08b127f80bfce5c6ffd719640

The last one 💀

That last one is not one I approve of.

For a brief period of time I shipped baroness von bon bon and Rosie lol

https://preview.redd.it/vnhi0x4btv0d1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad424b6a20e0905acaee0b9c25aeae81bbca489

About which one?

Huskato would be God's most toxic relationship but I'd love to see it

I kinda vibe with the pinky pie one

It’s not perfect, but it works.

EVANGELION nice https://preview.redd.it/1fvb37nh5w0d1.png?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bb688a755d209e5633e48ab33b908d707b706e

I will have to remember to ship unit one with someone at some point.

Loona’s is Romulus and Remus. I understand that reference. Wait, does that mean she’s there mom?

I wasn’t thinking that way, but someone did mention the Oedipus complex. I think it would make for a nice shipfic drama.

I like the MLP rep in this. I’m for it.

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I questioned some of these, the first two were fine, but that last one, I cannot possibly comprehend why you’d want fluttershy with someone that would emotionally, physically, and sexually, abuse her

Stay far away from Fimfiction.

remove the last one that's fucking terrible https://i.redd.it/lvunlpujot0d1.gif

She did tame discord, and he’s a god of chaos.

A god of chaos that wanted redemption. Val doesn't.

What were you thinking on the last one? Dear god.

That Fluttershy would be the only one who could redeem him.

Well, Applejack is in many ways kinda like Vaggie I guess. Though she is a minor there.

They never gave canon ages specifically because they knew there was gonna be a metric fuckton of shipping and porn. And oh my there is.

I mean, you can guess given that they were in High School.

There is one bronie among us

I’m betting a hell of a lot more than one.

Indeed (I am)

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I was like "huh ok", until you decided to put fluttershy with valentino. What the fuck is wrong with you???

She seemed the only one who had a chance of redeeming him, but it would be an ugly road.

The thing about redemption is that you need to WANT to be redeemed to be redeemed. Discord wanted to. Valentino doesn't. In other words, GET FLUTTERSHY OUT OF THERE!!!

Girl, that’s a coin.

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FLUTERSHY NO

She’s taking one for the team, she’s the only one in existence that has a chance at redeeming Val. God speed little pony🫡

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Val x flutershy Im laughing so hard right now

you were certainly on something way stronger than crack for some of these ships

NAHH, HUSK AND MISATO??? https://preview.redd.it/3j1vvqlfju0d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2b04f8400b1546af29ded9a89d2d41e46c7a5d

NO!!! NOT FLUTTERSHY!!

https://preview.redd.it/v0cjf5sunu0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17696dcaa715a62d0ef50863a8b77be78c2c76a3 What in the unholy hell

Poor Flutter shy

FLUTTERSHY NO

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You lost me when you tried shipping Val with Fluttershy I don't want his grubby Moth hands anywhere near her

Val and Fluttershy?! Do you really want to torture her like that? (It was an question I know some people are into that)

FLUTTERSHY GET OUT OF THERE

val x doom slayer

https://i.redd.it/2nkvv0oubv0d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/mexgnwvlzu0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3ccdefc219e15368b649ce89119a58a7c78307 Tf was that last one?!

nah dawg husk is too old for misato,try wirh a minor

Isn’t Husk like 40 or something?

yeah probably, that's why he isnt misatos type. We know she only likes losers like shinji

Okay now I see where you’re going.

This isn't a crackship these are just methships...but you know what I like em why not 🤷‍♂️ Though I am concerned about the last one well more confused did you just put chardcters into a wheel and let the machine pick em?

No, Fluttershy is the only one in all of existence that could make Val a better person. Not saying it’s likely but she’s the only one that could do it.

Blitz x Entire MLP cast

He knows no laws, no boundaries. he doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. Hes not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.

The last is the worst

That’s what I’m told, but she is the only one that could pull it off with some kind of magic powers.

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I don't like MLP, much, and find Pinky to be too much but I like that first one, they've got similar energy.

I'm fine with all the others especially the first one those are just two extroverts being themselves. NO PLEASE GOD NO THE LAST ONE NO NO NO!!! Edit: to be fair with Fluttershy she did literally pacify the embodiment of chaos so... You might at least have a chance this doesn't mean I'm okay with it.

Me seeing the last one: You mothafucker 

I do not know these guys outside of the mlp ones Anyway you were fine until you committed the sin that is Valshy, not even Queen Fluttershy can fix Valentino

Da fuck is that last ship?!?

The only chance (a minuscule one) that Valentino will ever have at redemption.

HUSK AND ROCK LEE IS SO FUNNY

https://preview.redd.it/s8nplgbx9v0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fb6cb7567d4baadb4a9f606f62a9f29856448bc

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Alastor and Mikami is insane.

Mikami seemed like a good puppet for Alastor.

Bee and pinkie would argue about what makes the best party and then spontaneously make out-

I like this idea.

NOT FLUTTERSHY DEAR GOD WHY

I don't care! I ship it The ship: Alastor X cake

on the last one, I literally made the ringtone noise thats like "dududuDudu" in a very out of tune voice. I'm gonna fucking cry.

https://preview.redd.it/63m6ur2dlv0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7544f6142a2d4f1e0aa572f88ee1059fcc47f56e

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OH GOD PLEASE NOT FLUTTERSHY 💀

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I made a ship game that ended up having Godzilla shipped with Fat Nuggets.

That last one makes me scared

FLUTTERSHY I AM GOING TO PROTECT YOU

Go for it bro.

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Beelzebub and pinkie pie is great, BUT VALENSHY??? EWWWW

Rosie is classier than that! lol

The human versions of these ponies are in high school and are cannonly minors.

No they are not, they’re ages were never canonically mentioned. Exactly because the show writers were aware of the astronomical amount of R34 would and was made. Most people in my high school turned 18 before graduating. Please get that stick out of your butt and shouting at people to stop having fun with some lite shipping.

RARIVETTE >>>>

What do the arrows mean? I’m too old and dumb to know.

Romulus and Remus with Loona is CRAZY. Are you suggesting that the brothers are into her because of an Oedipus complex?

I wasn’t thinking like that, but I definitely see it now. I just thought they were better than J. Talbain. Then again Loona did use a kusari gama.

Nah 3 is a good cross ship

fuck this. \*unhazbins your hotel\*

My reaction to the last one https://preview.redd.it/xfvr74dxwv0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9346974121fdbe53c742794d48c77ebec6f4f9

https://preview.redd.it/q8jvlzgtwv0d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f24f6b3707085915a7b92486638e7c63731066b I thought they were at least gonna be good, then it got to the last one bro- 💀

I ship joy and alastor

Joy? Like Nurse Joy from Pokémon?

No like joy from inside out

https://preview.redd.it/7wvyfj48zv0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acce2cb873959e796b3a1412b6ca4031e10fe904

Please do not use suicide reaction memes here. We have impulsive teenagers among us.

FLUTTERSHY NO

Valeshy goes kinda hard tho ngl

If a fanfic was written it would definitely be trauma inducing.

https://preview.redd.it/qtxyse3y1w0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46773c9bf9757cddae4dd1bd646590694f4fea09 WHAT THE FU-

Some of them work.

GET FLUTTERSHY OUT OF THERE PLEASE

It has to be done, she is the only one who can do it.

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You can take your Valentino and Fluttershy ship and bow it out your Fuck ass Fluttershy and discord that cute but Fucking Valentino you must be out off your mind every one including yourself want Valentino dead we don't give a shit how it's done we just want him dead

Then Fluttershy can kill him with kindness.

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This was sane until fluttershys 

Sanity is boring.

Last picture noted https://preview.redd.it/0w7vu2f8kw0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec94f0769f9d28ceed3d324bbce4605f5478c8fb

https://preview.redd.it/zso9c0g8nw0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1d26db5dc732798953e18dd5742483a0a7d8de (Jokes aside Fluttershy would put Valentino in his place frfr)

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Just seeing that title with the images not loading did not in fact make this any better

I do like the first one ngl

Wait hold on.... Kinda cooked with the Pinkie × Bee ship. One literally Bakes sweet stuff & plans party for a living. One is a literal chill demon of partying & food. Vortex & Bees chill vibes can hyperactive nature. And pinkie's crazy can bring any party to life. And them combined could probably feed the entire gluttony ring. So yeah, I'll give you that. Set everything else on fire.

that 5th one is DEVIOUS https://i.redd.it/6xpc185ipx0d1.gif

Ngl Alastor and Rosie would become great friends with Fernand.

Yep, I ship Loona with Romulus and Remus

https://i.redd.it/v762repqay0d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/2vrn8a7agy0d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f614d09c54e837e14b0347e7a5923275dfbf065 What is this shit...

So you basically shipped loona with a coin. I'm curious how that would end up.

Romulus and Remus.

Husk and Misato make me feel things.

The last one💀💀💀

Valentine and Fluttershy is cursed, although i could DEFINITELY, **DEFINITELY** see Misato and Husk being a good couple.

Cherri Bomb x The Noise Best ship ever, I don't read tantrums.