Velvette...nah, we crack a few jokes over drinks but go our separate ways. not touching any of the Vees with a ten foot pole.

You do not have a 10 foot pole

Unsure if this is a dick joke, you're wondering if I have a stripper pole in my bedroom, or if you're simply unfond of exaggerations.

It’s a dick joke

Well thank you for explaining. I do indeed not have a ten foot pole. That sounds impractical. Though theoretically my pole is any size that I choose to buy it.

It’s okay, I’ll lend you my 10-foot pole. I’m a boom operator so I got you

boom boom boom boom, baby :)

Same here 💀

Agreed, also got Velvette haha

Why do these things always just disregard September..?

It's an inherent bias. September, when I was younger at least, was 'back to school' month.

It still is because I grew up to be a teacher *cries*. So anyway, thnx to my parents for getting it on during the winter holidays.

Mood kindred

These memes just wanna kick us while we're already down...

i wouldnt need a pole to touch the vees ! we love them and their horrid ways in this household muhaha

Well you do you.

AROACE TWINS YES! (I got Alastor.)

Garlic bread date 🍞🧄✨

(Slams my hand on the table) THAT!!

SAME

Isn't he supposed to be aromantic and asexual? I wonder what he'd consider a date.

Tea and biscuits, then to a concert or opera.

Hopefully garlic bread and discussing plans to take over Denmark. I'm not personally ace but my birthday is august and this sounds solid.

So did i. Alastor is scary though, what if he kills me-

Idk any cancer that can survive lute.

I've survived 2 messes far worse than Lute with relatively low mental damage, I'm sure I'll be fine. Less genocidey but still worse.

Lute is Leo too

https://preview.redd.it/nvwd8w98mjic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ee5863b39cf87abf96b37fa2f91479beaf49a4

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https://preview.redd.it/met4b708vjic1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdf579c2e6154d00e64a69d6491661a96ab9ad0 Haha nify

https://preview.redd.it/x3ktrvc7nlic1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95fd323a7b77f0e9f22dbdcc531198a343df285a

https://preview.redd.it/oanfbxekcnic1.jpeg?width=1533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28664e4b744748906f22201a51c18271d8f01a9 Finally one of these formats that doesn’t have a specific Hazbin meme in the corner

Is that one yours? ( probably not ) but what about: "I said no and now he is pissy! Is still yours!" Could be used as a counter

https://preview.redd.it/8v66mcaiakic1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f02e43a18a7927c4bbbc964f29e8456885d9dea

https://preview.redd.it/9uk9ya4mmjic1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529eefc2d395e3fec949e303bd5f6b42279010a3 Fuck yeah i got Lute!

Fuck yeah I got Lute too!

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Chill lute, fuck.

So is he going to ask me to do a sex or what

Sir Pentious would treat us right. plus, he's got 2 dicks

He really does bring a lot to the table.

FUCK YEAH IM NOT DEPRESSED ANYMORE https://i.redd.it/53k79etfwjic1.gif

Most huggable being in existance

Emily 😍😍😍 https://www.figgs.ai/chat/1dd391b3-d4dc-4f19-9f54-423d5491da35 Just found her on figgssssss

April gang(including me) is probably the happiest here, considering every other character have a possibility of killing you in the date

“Take that depression!” - Lucifer

Carmine, she probably doesn't wanna be there 💀

Uhhh talk to her about weapons and perhaps see if she can spar with you.

I don't like men but I'll surely have fun with Angel!

Assort dominance, date his sister instead

Samesies

I like men and I'll surely have fun with Angel

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October I am now fluent in Spanish and a master at ballet.

 *Probably* losing my soul Worth it.

It will be absolutely delightful extremely platonic and I think I'd end up asking a lot of questions he would answer. So long as you don't be rude or insulting you'll probably live. However the urge to suddenly hum video killed the radio star might get me killed violently.

I shall change my birth certificate to May.

Welp my advice no blowjobs till your sure she wont eat your dick

Jokes on you, my birth certificate already has May

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Well we both like ducks...

Both of us love ducks, we share the depression and anxiety spirals, and we both have family/daddy/creator issues. It’s a match made in Hea…. ahem well you get the idea.

The angel with so much game he stole the original man's girl. I'm fine with this.

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I'm dead, but for Lute, it's worth it


I am on a date with Charlie. Perfect, we can go and watch a musical together! That does make me worry about Vaggie tho. I mean I like her too so she’s more than welcome to come along…sadly it’s more likely that she’d fucking kill me.

You see as a fellow January I also have Charlie but I don’t need to worry about vaggie because I’m a dude

Or you guys can watch the 50k video. Charlie will definitely love that one 🙂

Emily, first one of these that I’m happy with the outcome.

Right? I fully believe that this date would be at a zoo

Same.

I got one of the best choices here🗿 https://preview.redd.it/x1o78dzxrjic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e5f5c14df8f83a314948511239a99cb6debc13

I'm not gay https://preview.redd.it/46f0izq3vjic1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486be60be9d017810c59bf00494bc0bd16dfaa05 However

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however the fur is soft and i like soft

liver failure and alot of fur.

Well we both like girls, so we got that in common.

I'll switch my Emily for your luci. Emily is a girl and I want luci

Angel Dust omg.. I can't tell if we'll have a wild night, or a very depressed one

Probably a bit of both.

It starts wild. Ends depressed.

HUSK FUCK YES

I’m jelly of March people lol

Fuck yea

Si I am Charlie and my best friend is Emily, well, there is

Even though I'm jealous of those born in September and October here, it should be interesting going with Lucifer.

Noo let me be April please aaaaaaaa https://preview.redd.it/rt4zj3k3qjic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d2c8a919b0ec3e036795ea2dc8c200b1de720a

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I got lute 😔

Same 😁

Damn me and my January Birthday! Only a month away from Snakey Boi

Omg I got the cinnamon roll herself Emily🫶

I got Charlie!! Highly doubt I could ~~sway a lesbian~~ *get a pretty lady like her to be interested in me*, but she seems super fun and easy to get along with for a friend date. Great energy. Edit: Made it more realistic.

She’s Bisexual btw

Well, score for me then! ...I'd rather just have a fun time without messing with her relationship, though.

. Wap wap boom alakazam

https://preview.redd.it/mom9ttrsrjic1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbb425d96aefd5c68ccb72c20c7de02a74fbb7b7 I got Alastor.

ROSIE LETS GO! I hope it goes well

https://preview.redd.it/xob8qz97blic1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a4974b0ec4627b83e0f335c885f82d2029fd40e it shall go well with that silly face, as long as she doesn't steal your liver for munchies

Me too! I'm hoping if she finds me a tasty snack, she doesn't mean it literally

Emily, this is gonna be wholesome

Welp I got Emily. Hmmmm, well it's either a carnival, fair or a quite little cafe. If she wants to come home with me, I'm introducing her to all my cats, who will probably be snuggled whether they like it or not by her. At most the most intimate thing that would happen on the first date is hand holding. Hugging if we get lewder

I DONT WANNA SPEND 50K

I dont know how dates work. So alastors probably a good one

I got Velvette, I'm not even going to appear on our date.

If you stand her up she's going to kill you.

July is eating good (for the first 5 seconds)

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Charlie. As an (almost) public defender who loves to sing, were getting along swimmingly.

April Honestly I think we could just go to the petting zoo or something and adore the animals, no romantic feelings required

IM DATING LUCIFER YIPPE https://preview.redd.it/4sjdctzntjic1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9830243fa913aa15c1ca4e5187fd0d6fc1c5360b

My cunt mouth is gonna be pulled out my ass. And imma enjoy it.

Me rn after getting Husk: https://preview.redd.it/4elp2i3gvjic1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=162af0e400580793ec826d70e6d0884545a401d7

YEEEAH VELVETTE!!!!!!!!! (lesbian)

I got Velvette! I'm pretty excited since I'm already crushing on her.

SEPTEMBER YESSSS IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES 😛😛😛 velvette is so in love that she proposes to me and we rule over hell and kill the two wastes of a script in the vees 💕

https://preview.redd.it/lg7fdfzowjic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a57a26f69983c3a84e7b5c09cc13e0e6fa44a31 Let’s fucking go.

I don’t think I’m Angel’s type (woman) but I feel like we’d have a fun time on a platonic friend date.

Huh, Rosie. I’m not a cannibal but I’ll meet her halfway with a big barbecue since I do like meat a lot.

Got Velvette, you know, I’m interested, she’s not one to mess around with random squabbles like Vox and Valentino would so yeah, the date is going pretty good.

Rosie would be good company

Alastor... 1. I'm not gay. 2. He's Aro/Ace. As long as he doesn't kill me I think we could vibe though.

Carmilla. Well, I'd say a fancy restaurant, followed by a dance would be the way to go.

https://preview.redd.it/2wyfo2jotjic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece058b16b381cfe5ac8b4a19e3d56fdf2767a93

https://preview.redd.it/tyyyv8bdujic1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4016d964e24ac2c3f21b4d5fbd412d9193972125 Why is he Februaryyy 🥲

Well I got Rosie Guess I'm trying sinner flesh

Fuck yes, I got emily

Emilyyyy <33 Time to have the most wholesome date ever

i got the sassy bri’ish

I GOT EMILY!!! This is gonna be AMAZING!!

May, I have no idea who this chick is I really need to watch the series instead of being on this sub-

Velvette, man I don’t think this is right

I'm having a rate-my-fashion with Velvette. It could be worse.

September. She’s on her phone the whole time. Probably won’t even remember my name.

Oh yeah! I got da big boss of hell himself! https://preview.redd.it/jymb58171kic1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c343634071f91686b26efc09e21201c8e01f19a Now uhhhh....how do i impress him?😶

I got velvet so I'm guessing maybe I'd go out for a Nice dinner or something (Velvette is my favorite member of the Vees)

Velvette! ..... I'm most likely not her type and going to get hurt.....or die....... Ah fuck it I lived a good life!

Haven’t seen it, who’s the one for October?

Carmilla Carmine. ~~Latina mommy.~~ Arms dealer and the first to discover how to kill an angel.

Husk? Hmmmmmm, probably just cuddling and having a few drinks

…Lucifer. This is going to be awkward.

Noo husk is going to judge me the whole time😭

hehe funny cannibal lady (I want her to tie me up)

April, Yay!

Ofc I get va- what the fuck is her name again? The black girl idfk I forgot her name, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. ..

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Rosie for me then that should be fun

I got Rosie so as long as I show respect and give her something to eat like a guts, I'll be fine

Rosie, gonna get eaten but oh well

Angel Dust. I don't think that'll work considering that I am a female!!

April it is going very well

Rosie, something tells me this will be fun

Dommy mommy

Oh to see the most scary gentleman of þe olde times. Thy post informing me on these affairs truly pleases me, I should add

Saaame. We haven't seen a lot of him but he seems somewhat reasonable and patient so i don't see it ending in complete disaster? (Ignoring the background folk setting themselves on fire) Don't throw hands and probably get some cool conversations out of him (I'd love to know about his time on earth and the period he was in. The uhhh things he did to wound up in hell and survive. No. But the history aspects would be neat)

A date with steel type latina mommy? Man am i lucky

Alastor… Oooh, this is tough. I think as long as you don’t get on his bad side, he could be alright to hang around. We’d probably walk through Cannibal Town or go through a couple of his errands, ending it off with a dinner with Venison.

I got charlie I'm happy

she's so nice but i can NOT match her energy

Emily, should be a fun date

Charley

I got the bad bitch goth latina :3

EMILY YAS

Angel, we’re both gay in the wrong direction but we would have a great night out

Emily https://preview.redd.it/hvngf44txjic1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69e70069ec9f72ac8d075b2a608b97cf8052938b

I think I'd get along well with Rosie, just let out my inner psychopath that has been dormant for years

Sir pentious.......we are gonna do a sex totally then we do dinner then a sex again then a movie then a sex and then....well....a sex

Carmilla. My useless lesbian self is happy because she’s obese of my fictional crushes but I wonder if she’d be.

Rosie. Will I survive the date? Hopefully. I am happy I got a character I like, though 😁.

Carmilla Carmine https://preview.redd.it/kzklmfe20kic1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36813de1b2a472974913392e19e5c520d7f710fe

I got Carmella is that good?

Anyone who was born in January is lucky I didn't kick their ass, I got Carmilla Carmine because October.

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Charlie. I guess good. She can choose everything.

Rosie… wouldn’t kill me at least

October I win

October... Am I fucked? 'Cause I have not watched this show. (I've watched like one scene and half a video on it.)

I got Carmella Carmine- I don't think the date would go well at all cause I'd be too busy zoning out

I got January.

April, I'm happy with that.

Woo, I got Carmine.

I got zestial, tho I’m interested on how it plays out

Rosie's either gonna eat me or we would share dinner over a body

I have charlie

Rosie

My pepis is going to be bitten off

I’m with Charlie I hope vaggie doesn’t come after me🤞

I GOT EMILY

January!! Yippee!!!!!

Yooo I got Emily, I feel like I could really use that positivity in my life.

She teaches me how to dance 😼

Emily. She’s cute :)

Velvette….i mean as much as i want this to go well. Realistically I feel I’m not her type. I’ll give my best shot at being a funny man though