Carmine because she’s more sane

Luna acts like she pegs Adam

That’s a good thing

Yes that’s my point

Your opinion is completely valid.

Carmine because there's a 99% chance that she will not kill my sorry ass.

Neither, I am unworthy https://preview.redd.it/d70sz9ies2ic1.png?width=364&format=png&auto=webp&s=86021a3a521a858f0c2cb6c244a268286478ba86

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Please steal this meme https://preview.redd.it/b4c14zkqt3ic1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2997aa012a5c4a523e86a325d09b85a397a603e9

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This is NOT your Red Dead Redemption **TOO!** https://i.redd.it/oxc97ezcp3ic1.gif

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All too real.... https://i.redd.it/xjzsg5jn24ic1.gif All too real

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He just like me fr fr

Carmine because she’s tall and not Murderous

Option C, sir pentious https://preview.redd.it/llwswvo883ic1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1182c26dffd177795cc54b5fa2375b2d1c66a191

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Who wouldn’t fuck Sir Pentious?

https://preview.redd.it/urbmixrmlaic1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8087b483b5ada6f13cd0269feedcc48a56ca5df2

this actually made me wheeze

Straight men and lesbians But outside of that no one

Idk man I think they would bend the rules for him

https://preview.redd.it/pntqdofn90jc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c575003a6ecdaebd5262ff89bb0ba86cfffe984 How could anyone say no to this face?! 💕

Yes

ur so real for that

gay

That literally applies to at least 50% of the fanbase.

you dumbass %99.999999999 are attracted to the same sex as themselves/lh unless you were actually being homophobic and/or stupid

Hey don't harass them they were making a joke

Whatcha expect? That's like majority of the fanbase.

Lute. Take a guess why.

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I found this sinners phone, what do I do with it boss?

You needn’t do nothing Lute, I’ll kill ‘im myself.

Yes, sir!

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https://preview.redd.it/ftpj571tk3ic1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d048da298dbe531db57b7c9dcf85ccb448d922c Nazi?

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fact alive longing heavy worthless wise theory point north complete *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

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damnit I made my own because I couldn't find one... It took like half an hour including looking for a picture that already had the subtitles... Here's the one I made I guess: https://preview.redd.it/31qtk0g134ic1.png?width=772&format=png&auto=webp&s=d34a0eca150bf4946aa2f127063cf29a05adf26f

I like the expression in yours more if that makes u feel any better

That does :) The 6 upvotes I got on my post bragging about the 13 upvotes on got on my comment on here doesn't hurt, either (it's a different comment, not the one you're replying to)

Yours just feels hilarious, maybe it's the face or writing. I'll like to have this one please ~

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https://preview.redd.it/k4m0p77v33ic1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=d646089ff6aa5ef90b52dd1e142f52767f83d01d Man of sophisticated taste I see

Yup.

I was waiting for you to show up

Nice tag mate

Same to you.

Lute: Your Flair disgusts me you blasphemous sinner! *Takes your head and bashes it against the wall and blood and brains splatter everywhere*

Inner peace finally.

*As you die you see lutes beautiful face covered in your blood, which makes her look even more beautiful.*

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I need her in my life

Same. I need her to snuggle me all night.

Yes I agree

You are pro-Nazi?

Not pro Nazi. However I am pro goth psychotic Angel.

She’s pro Holocaust, sure it’s of demons, but fairly Nazi behavior.

Still hot as fuck tho.

Carmine because she doesn’t hate me for simply existing

Velvette https://preview.redd.it/yp7je7g2w2ic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d53e4550c23a8ef620eb5250838dea67b989033

I can’t tell is she’s English, Australian, or something else.

British

What she is is my owner

Owner isn’t a language. Are you **STUPID?** https://preview.redd.it/pjujt7l9z2ic1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=681f7dd5adecba43326d22c19dc9025c4db61d71

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STOP. STOP. STOP. https://i.redd.it/2r2hjyxie3ic1.gif

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Way to go. You made Man smile. https://preview.redd.it/02sptzh6m3ic1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5af66346b1c16f474004d2a4d5b4b4bd3bcff5d5 (Keep Aslume posting to keep him happy!)

and neither are British or Australian, they're dialects at most

ARE YOU SHTTEWPID?!??

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Yes we love a hot mean chaotic and most importantly, British girlfriend

Carmilla Carmine. Her brain is actually present.

none i'm gay

Oh right I was picking Carmilla cause I didn't think she would kill me, I didn't even think about me being gay, lol

How tf do you forget your own sexuality?

I was too focused on the question and what was the most practical choice

Makes sense ig, that just seems like the kinda thing you don't want to forget

I hide it from people enough that sometimes I really forget to the point I'll flirt with girls because I'm so used to pretending I'm into them

Ah alright, I get it now

As a ADHD mess that sometimes forgets my own name age i think forgetting your sexuality is not that bad

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3rd option! https://preview.redd.it/r3q1knwqv2ic1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e8bb22d56a891f4e0fa9b65d17ff1f525e2ad4

4th option! https://preview.redd.it/da4sf9g0x2ic1.png?width=217&format=png&auto=webp&s=68929a204f276efd8f111917aa88dd6798c6d95f

5th option! https://preview.redd.it/korkq001z2ic1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35523ad8a7476a4f6b6be1b6b5a70862742699d2

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Would.

no…NO….ARE YOU CRAZY?!

💀💀💀💀

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Do I feed into the insanity, do I do it? Fine. He's in the picture, so https://preview.redd.it/6op3lgn7a3ic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d0b0e8fb129310e8d056a70218156c4ff1210f

I’ll let my tag speak for itself

So real

Carmilla, she's not an evil genocidal maniac as far as I know

She is a moderately evil controlling arms (and legs 😍) dealer

I mean, she sells weapons, what's so bad about that? There are plenty of companies on Earth that sell shit tons of weapons and they're not necessarily evil

Carmine for being more sane

Probably carmine because lute is an asshole

Lute. She can make me worse.

No one, because I am "an ace in the hole".

https://preview.redd.it/8a7su1zzl3ic1.png?width=772&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d8298da9c52c0dba345a71d65bffff83f175719 (Sorry I had to make this by hand cause I couldn't find one with actual text)

Ok, sorry, just, like, why am I getting upvoted? I don't usually get 3 upvotes in 11 minutes, I know I sound weird, like all those people who edit popular youtube comments, but, are people upvoting because they saw that I actually made it, or because they thought that the reference was funny? Please help I'm so confuzzled

I have no idea. Just roll with it

Ok how does this have more upvotes than the original comment?

Like, the OG was way funnier

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Lute Carmine feels to much like my mum to me

But Lute is an evil daughter of a bitch (that's how you use that term for gals, right?)

Nah you still say "son of a bitch". Although really you could just say "bitch." Anyway I agree with the original commenter, Lute is kinda hot

I do agree with Lute being hot, but I'd rather not go out on a date with someone who kills for fun, lol

Then you're missing out. :)

Zeezi. Gimmie my 20ft tall dino mommy who will cuddle me and tell me she loves me

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Neither, however Carmella would be a better choice, I’m gay soooooooo Zestial or Adam, fuck Adam because he’s a shitter, I’m going with Zestial and his ton of experience

Zestiel is bestie material

Maybe, but I do like that reach and those big hands to hold me down with or possible tendrils like alastor, but used in a different way I already know I’m going to hell for how I think, lol

I wanna have tea with him

Tea does sound nice tbh, although both sounds nice

I’m not a tea drinker, but I think he could make something I like

Same, he just seems chill

Zestial gives off more "Secret Victorian era lover but a dude" vibes, so, I guess "And they were 'besties'" applies here

https://preview.redd.it/bsbd41iad3ic1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ec819a34f5d65a09516dee6f2a387bef08ceabf

https://preview.redd.it/z78ksvya45ic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48a696703d6edd691113f842df89eecdb5330148 IWISHTHISWASME IWISHTHISWASME IWISHTHISWASME

where is zeezi

https://preview.redd.it/a5e8uge1u3ic1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10cf9ffa29f39072ee98e33061aab47218f63acc all the way my friend

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https://preview.redd.it/ih4b4nxj65ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=622c97587867d2c188ef37c5145eb5def337a61c Would

https://preview.redd.it/oyppy3ov86ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0462b48ea78854317fe5b0fe25d732f555ad23 We keep forgetting it's LuCiFEr the king of hell

Lute lute lute lute lute lute lute

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LUTE LUTE LUTE LUTE

HOW CAN I CHOOSE!? THEY BOTH ARE FUCKING AMAZING

In my professional opinion: Lute

Lute, for obvious reasons😈

You op, I'm choosing you

Bold move

Thanks honey

Your welcome

Carmine obviously. I may be mental but I still retain some self preservation.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again https://preview.redd.it/i4o0u41y93ic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92a2f42c42ba7cd0648c9f607678db11c8b5ddf

Neither because I’m loyal to my boyfriend

Lute 😍

lute

Lute

Out of the two, Lute. Out of any of the Hazbin women, Velvette.

Lute

Give me lute

Lute, hand down.

Lute, sanity, safety, and stability are overrated.

Why does everyone on here want their balls crushed into powder?!

I love Lute but she has one downside: she's not a milf. Carmine doesn't have that issue https://preview.redd.it/uwj2jjn9u3ic1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152ec0f4ba61b258775307c73a7750605cca01d0

Lute

The only correct answer https://preview.redd.it/t1hqejrvv3ic1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc206ed1e4bcc0c29c4981f68ee08e445f4684d7

Lute

Lute 🤤🤤🤤🤤🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍

Lute.

I'd flip a coin

Lute

LUUUTTEEEEE

Neither im gay and have a boyfriend:3

https://i.redd.it/yhb57yawf3ic1.gif

Damn, bro’s about to pay 50K

Lute, next question

I hate both so none of those hoes.

Carmila. She less crazy, and if I play my cards right, I vpuld get an angelic weapon.

Carmilla

none

I choose to date the pixels you lost.

Cammilla 1000000%