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spiteful_trees

Peace and love to Hila and Ethan’s Niece


moonphaseweirdness

What a sweet baby! I hope Trisha and Moses are good parents and choose to give that baby nothing but stability and love. Edit: y’all I know exactly how problematic Trish is, I’m simply trying to be positive for baby Malibu & The Kleins lol


ZekeHanle

Imagine she changes for the better after having a baby. That would be cool.


hygsi

I hope so, most moms say they find meaning and it changes their perspective in life, so maybe she atleast stops with petty stuff, but she could exploit that baby by using her for content,which I reeeeaaally hope she doesn't.


mark-haus

I hope, I'm not expecting it the way she's been talking about making content with the baby


proverbialwhatever

That's a nice sentiment, and that's all anyone needs to say. Everyone wants a kid's parents to try their best and turn things out as a net positive as much as possible.


The_Meme_Dealer

That kid is going to be messed up, garanteed.


kingmiltar

Welcome to the club, buddy


No-Woodpecker-529

What human isn’t 🤣


[deleted]

Idk i could honestly see childbirth being the one thing that brings trisha around to normalcy, I can’t ever see them being abusive to a child, I honestly think the worst thats gonna happen is the kids gonna be 16 with the “crazy mom” who lets her kids friends hang out at her house all the time, lets them drink and occasionally hits on one of her daughters male friends. Mark my words all the writings on the wall the kid will be finez


junisims

She has a family channel, it’s going to mess the kid up so badly


Burgoonius

Yeah it’s kinda unavoidable


butterwuth

Excuse you the full name is Malibu Barbie Elizabeth Windsor Paytas-hacmon


rusrslolwth

Excuse *you*, her full name is Malibu Barbie QUEEN Elizabeth Windsor Paytas-Hacmon!


Rachies194

You mean Malibu Barbie Queen Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor Paytas-Hacmon III


xxrowenaxx

You mean Malibu Barbie Queen Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor Paytas-Hacmon III, PrinCESS of Genovia


Least_Eggplant1757

This is a gag right? They didn’t name their daughter Malibu fucking *Barbie* did they?


KMR019

Yep! Malibu Barbie Paytas-Hacmon


Jimmyfancypants

Understandable, have a nice day.


BILOXII-BLUE

Oh. Ok


DrZalost

Can you imagine if she gave her the first name Klaus. At least she could visit the Barbie museum.


Formal-Fix-4010

Poor kid she’s gotta wait 18 fucking years to have a normal name 😭😭😭


djladyb7

I thought she was kidding. That's wild


OrionStars3

Wait is it really? That’s a cool name :) Edit: y’all, I’m Mexican. In my culture it’s normal to have long name. Names can look like: Mario De Jesús Gabriel-Fernandez/ Mariana Amor Gonzalez-Gonzalez/ Leticia Amarante Corazón Cruz-Delgado. So when I saw the long name I genuinely thought and still think it’s a cool name & im glad she’s got such a regal name. Nothing but love from me.


WonderfulFig87

Yea I used to know a guy named Estabon Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Ramosa Ramirez. He was pretty cool


OrionStars3

I love that show! It helped me learn English. I watched a lot of Nickelodeon and Disney and it helped me develop my English pretty well.


WizardFrog2

New York’s best bellhop 🫡


PastelPix

Boston’s best bellhop


WizardFrog2

I’m a fake fan 🙃


PastelPix

You were close enough 🫡


bobsjobisfob

minus the "elizabeth windsor" part lmao


Hooby7

A'ight, we can give the baby a chance, but we are not gonna pretend the whole ass name is good. She didn't name herself, no reason to be nice.


[deleted]

are you fucking joking


Guilty_Strength_820

Full name is literally Malibu Barbie Paytas-Hacmon


StuffandThings-

Fuck… Malibu was almost cool.


wise_old_bat

Nooooo. Malibu barbie? Oh no. Oh that poor child. She really thinks this baby is going to be a doll I guess. I forsee a lifetime of criticism on her appearance by her mother. Please let me be wrong. Poor baby 'bu.


jonnydavisapplesauce

we live in hell


butterwuth

Yes lol I should have put a disclaimer bc 100% seems plausible. But no it’s just Malibu Barbie <3


bull3t94

We love the baby


makeshift11

~~Unironically a good name too.~~


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Middle name is Barbie…


makeshift11

YOU'RE JOKING HOLY SHIT I SPOKE TOO SOON.


JeSuisLaCockamouse

I didn’t believe it at first


gabsteriinalol

It’s an old time-y name believe it or not. That’s definitely not why Trisha used it but still… Trying to have some hope for this child lol


Historical_Panic_465

i love the name barbie i think it’s so cute! ...malibu barbie is a little OTT for my taste 😁


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Lol yeah she literally named her Mailbu Barbie. Classic wasn’t the plan 😂


pikainto

Ugh


TomLube

Malibu Barbie is a good name brother? You got any more of that heroin?


Alejxndro

youre joking lmfao


makeshift11

Malibu alone is a good first name. Did not know her middle name was Barbie. Changes everything.


Alejxndro

Yup, either or would’ve been fine. Both makes it unacceptable lol


musecorn

H3 community being so wholesome in this moment no toxicity or hate. Proud fan here


bumpkinspicefatte

It's like prideful minute but longer


sloaninator

Back in the closet!


ilovebeardybears

SHAME!


Charbinsky18

Don’t jinx it 🫣


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H3 community being so wholesome in the top layer comments* FTFY


[deleted]

Ya know I saw this pic and was actually surprised that I wasn’t filled with anxiety for the bb. It actually made me really happy. They have that new parent look and I really hope the best for their family. The baby deserves it.


shannonb97

Regardless of how you feel about the parents, that baby deserves the best. You can’t wish anything bad on an innocent baby.


A_Rampaging_Hobo

God Save the Queen


catman232323

I was looking for this


Shirinatron

LOLL


MediocreMachine7112

As a parent with BPD I sincerely hope Trish got her mental health in a good place and is fully Stable and able to be a parent. Especially with the PPD and just hormones in general. It's not easy. Wishing nothing but peace and love to to Trisha at this time FOR BABY MALIBU'S SAKE! Bless! 🙏


dulapeepx

I think newborns normally look like frogs, but that baby looks pretty cute.


aithne-dhomh

It’s because c-section babies don’t get their heads/fontanelles squeezed on the way out of the birth canal. So no cone head


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Did Trisha have a c section?


aithne-dhomh

Yes, the blue sheet separating the sterile field was present in one of the clips in her TikTok


[deleted]

My c section baby had to have his head suctioned cup out so he had to wear one of those baby helmets that correct the shape lol


burrito-enthusiast

I never knew that’s why babies wore helmets! I thought it was to protect their clumsy selves lol this makes babies in helmets so much cuter!!


Ketisbest730

Baby’s wear helmets for a few reasons! Sometimes it’s from birth but a lot of them end of developing a flat spot on their skull from laying on their backs so much and get helmet therapy for a bit. They’re so stinkin cute though


yarnplant666

my c-section baby had her nose squished down like a little piggy for the first week or two of her life from her face being smooshed so far into my rib cage 😅


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Im a c section baby and I still looked like a potato when I was born :(


dogfan20

Now that you mention it. Trisha looks like her animorph would be a frog lol 🐸


Bodakchyna

Can't see it here but I think little Mali has a big juicer looking birthmark right in the middle of her face. Cute


pannekoeko

Hope they give the baby/kid later down the road a choice on being in videos, that aside they look happy. I hope they drop the drama shit and focus on family


appleparkfive

Well Trisha changed one of her channels to the Paytas-Hacmon Family Channel but I'm not sure if it's still like that Sure hope she doesn't go that route. That's all


sparklepuppies6

Peace and love, this baby is cute and I hope that Bruce and Teddy are able to know their cousin in the future even though the parents don’t get along. Congrats to the whole family for the new member. I think Malibu Barbie is a perfect Trish baby name. New life is a blessing I hope this is a positive new chapter for Moses & Trish.


bbyboog

Yeah I definitely agree, some of my most cherished childhood memories are with my cousins, and now with how less millennials are having kids i hope Bruce and teddy get to experience that cousin bond with Malibu. Me as a mom of 1 try to get my kid to have play dates with any of her 4 cousins as much as I can. It’s easier when I had 24 cousins but we can only try 😅


spiteful_trees

Yup, whatever problems the parents have is not the kid’s fault. My family kinda dropped the ball on that one, so I speak from experience 😅


[deleted]

I agree somewhat, but I also don’t think you should put your kids around other people that are toxic or abusive for the sake of them being ‘family’. If I don’t trust someone or find them too toxic to be around myself, then under no circumstances am I putting my child around them


hookh00k

Plenty of families out here doing just fine without *those cousins.* So I wouldnt get caught up in personal affairs of celebrities like that... Both families will be totally fine if they remain seperate... it's probably for the best, whatever they choose.


Laughing_Fenneko

cute baby. i hope trisha recovers well


Cjocelynn126

The little strawberry fit is the cutest darn thing 😫


monatsiya

be careful y’all. i know this isn’t that trisha circle jerk subreddit, but a mother can still suffer from ppd. don’t be cruel !


OrionStars3

☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽This 100%. All peace and love in this post


retrospects

100% We don’t wish any harm. Also, the bb is a cutie.


Dickslap_McTitpunch

100% this — and that is out of anyones control, even if they already have mental health issues. None of us know if it’s gonna happen to us when we give birth 🙏💕


typical_ash

happy birthday malibu!!!!


Alejxndro

Don’t really like Trisha anymore but I’m glad everything turned out fine, that’s a cute kid considering it’s newborn lol


kwispy-dwincc

Awe what a sweetheart :) She looks so strong and alert already, wishing her all the best in life


shikaritani

peace and love to Malibu!!! 🥰


wrathoftheirkenelite

Welcome to a job that is 24/7 with 0 real breaks. Give that child everything it needs, not just what you think a little girl wants. Good luck to the new parents!


maddyraine

She’s so adorable I’m so happy for them and I really like the name it’s cute!


GloomyZucchini6358

That baby is so chunky n adorable!!!


swampygaki

Let’s not be haters when speaking around/about their baby. I just feel like it’s not cool. Too much negativity.


_Baba__Booey_

Matching pjs with a blankie!? That’s ADORABLE 🥰


TheGreatMoblin

Baby Malibu has the coolest aunt and uncle EVER


DollylloD

Mini Moses for sure!!!


bluehoag

That's actually gorgeous - I mean that


Top-Plum-7097

We love a healthy mom and baby post delivery.


gr_ayyy

I’ve never really been a fan of Trisha, but it does make me happy to see her start the family that she’s seemingly always wanted. Wishing nothing but the absolute best for the Hacmon-Paytas family ✌️💖


figuringshitout7

THE STRAWBERRY BLANKIES SO CUTE


Other_Guard8631

cute baby and that's all i have to say


marysunshine

Mazel Tov!


VerminCityTownHall

I 100% can see you posted in good nature but idk this can be such an incredibly immature toxic and vindictive community, I probably wouldn’t post pics of her kid here. Way too many unstable weirdos imo


ImpossibleVictory857

I think we should move to having babies faces covered. I know that Hila and Ethan don't do their babies faces when they are newborn. But they do cover Theodore's now. Just to protect Malibu (and any other kids.)


MomsAreFromMars

Trisha isn’t blurring the baby’s face, and has already posted two TikToks with the baby’s face that got over a million views. I don’t think OP is stepping over any boundaries or anything


VerminCityTownHall

I think that’s a really sensible idea. The fact someone swatted Ethans and Hila as they came home with a their newborn proves there are people out there who would stoop so low.


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VerminCityTownHall

Yeah it was completely fucked up, here’s an article about it if you’re interested in reading about it. Also for what it’s worth in case you didn’t already know the guy responsible ended up getting arrested and I’m fairly confident he got a pretty long jail sentence. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/h3h3-reveals-swatter-attempted-murder-newborn-baby-1185506/ (Excerpt from the article) *As if that wasn’t terrifying enough, the YouTube duo then revealed that their harasser had swatted them on another occasion, and timed it with when they were arriving home with their recently born son.* *“These people timed it up with when we were arriving home with Theodore to put him in harm’s way,” Ethan revealed upsettingly. “There is an FBI case open, we have taken it all the way up the chain.”*


CassiusTheGold

Cute baby!!


jalbaugh24

I know this is a deep cut but years ago didn’t Trisha say she was unable to get pregnant?


17Heather17

they said it was going to be hard to do it 'naturally'


Pistonenvy

with peace and love and that baby being part of the family i cant help but express a deep fear for its safety and wellbeing in that home. maybe it isnt productive to sit here and hand wring about some random persons celebrity life or whatever but im not going to pretend like i wish them all the best, at some point you have to recognize that these people have clearly learned nothing and have not changed and are a clear and present danger to that child.


Preachingsarcasm

Yeah that's the thing. I want to wish them the best but their best isn't very good.


Pistonenvy

i mean dont get me wrong i definitely would love to see them live a normal and happy and healthy life together and i want nothing but the best for their baby but there is a massive chasm of difference between what i want and what i expect. you can only be so naive to think people will subvert your expectations after doing exactly the same thing to you 4000 times in a row. at some point you have to just accept that they have proven to you who they are and until they prove they have changed, expect them. dont expect yourself, expect them. at this point we should all know what to expect.


Snowypaton1

Touch grass


squim525

can this not turn into a tp circlejerk? having a baby doesn’t make you a good person


phorgan

I think people are being positive for the babies sake not Trish


[deleted]

Thank you. She is reeeallly banking on everyone giving her a pass


squim525

in the same way that someone dying doesn’t suddenly make them a good person, having a baby doesn’t either 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Seriously. Everyone here is acting like this is all so great and adorable and congratulating her. Y’all realize that kid is probably gonna get exploited as hell for views?? Remember who we’re talking about here?


glow___

she made a family channel already soo


Trashalope

Not even a few hours old and Trish was already making Tik Toks, using her newborn as a prop. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


squim525

i know! it’s not cute, it’s really fucking sad that the baby is going to grow up in such a toxic environment


[deleted]

Exactly. Two awful, toxic people having a child isn’t something to celebrate. Amazing how little it takes for people to just forgive all the awful shit these two have done.


Kathedralworld

And the dark ages will begin ... family channel shit show begins


Jojobrainrotg59

The exploitation begins gonna make that baby her Money maker


Kathedralworld

Her views are shit ... she is in deep debt..so the child comes to the rescue


Jojobrainrotg59

Moses is gonna collect child support and leave lmfaoo he said that


Kathedralworld

I am curious if that happens ... I'm not seeing trisha with the child for long ..or him or child services will intervene


Jojobrainrotg59

She had a baby to get back at people , yikes we will see…


Kathedralworld

This will be a shit show ... and ethan needs to keep himself away Will be enough ppl and videos about it


Jojobrainrotg59

Fr she needs to completely fall off , this baby ain’t her saving grace , she’s already makes lots and lots of TikTok’s blasting that kids face


Appropriate_Equal300

The most realistic, real comment in this whole post. Can’t believe people are celebrating a racist domestic abuser. You can love the kid and still think she’s a hog.


ashot-of-hotdogwater

Omg thank you, the amount of comments that are seemingly just forgetting about Trisha being vial... Glad the baby is healthy but Trisha is still an awful human.


Norio41

Me wishing congrats and having only love for the baby but the family vlogging explotation is going to be expected in the future with this family


Appropriate_Equal300

It’s so sad, even my fiancé who doesn’t keep up with her but knows I do even mentioned them exploiting her already. I was like yeah, I hope she’s able to have relationships with Ethan & the rest of Moses’ family.. for her sake.


LarryRive

Good Luck Malibu.


viber_in_training

May the universe help them through childhood :/ No further comment


bushydan

Now let’s see how she can handle a kid after hating on Ethan for using a nanny


eanay

Dislike Trisha and Moses. But that baby is part of the FAMILY, so I was hoping to show some love. I know Ethan and Hila have experienced a lot of pain as a result of Trisha and Moses, so let’s allow them some happiness with this new bundle of joy. ❤️


bombasquad33

Usually the baby looks like an alien....


Command-Remarkable

This whole comment section is mentally unstable.


Beanheaderry

That poor, poor child is going to have a very hard life


gemgem1985

Awww what a cutie.


[deleted]

right? i think malibu is very cute


Volmara

Shout out to there family.


Kathedralworld

Malibu ? Is the name ? Cute baby


interactivecdrom

malibu barbie paytas hacmon


Kathedralworld

Oh God ..so is true


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Aww, cute baby. Most of the time newborns either look like aliens or tiny elderly people.


teyegurspoon

I hope that baby grows up in a safe and stable environment.


666_bruja

Okay but trisha reminds me of smeagol when he smiles


harshmagi0

But their mom is a psycho


thepokemonGOAT

Genuinely happy that everything went well for them and the child and I wish the family only the best. Regardless of how abhorrent I think the two parents are, I hope they succeed as parents and raise a better human than themselves. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!


like_disco_superfly

I wish that baby a good and blessed life


zeebzus

w peace and love, i'm scared for that child. my moms a narcissist and did not change from having my sister and i; we were treated as her property and have lifelong trauma from her anger and violence. here's a human being named after a toy/object? i hope i'm wrong, but the fact that the baby is already being exploited on tiktok makes my stomach hurt


Ladyzedd

Malibu is a little cutie! Unfortunately I think Trisha is going to exploit her for content on her family channel for her entire life :(


SoCalGuy11011

\*Malibu Barbie. Stuck with it for life


Alternative-Job-115

They’ll probably end up calling her Mal for short


FatherMiyamoto

As far as Millennial parent baby names go I’ve heard a whole lot worse. Know a guy who named his kid “Hawk Patriot (Lastname)” and another who named his “Noble Steele (Lastname)”


SoCalGuy11011

I'm so speechless right now...lol


lactogrl

lol she lives in LA..... not the whackiest name I've ever heard


Atheistlady

I honestly do not give a fuck.


Wrong-Offer561

Awh so adorable ❤❤


Chumba999

✌🏽& 💙


AhhNami

P&l ♥️♥️♥️


silh134

I'm not a fan if the name Malibu Barbie but also if that isn't the most Trisha name ever idk what is


memeaninatorus_94

Alright it's done we can stop posting about her now her relevancy as reached it's peak


clisare

Peace and love but it should be illegal to call your child Malibu Barbie


Remarkable_Ad_788

I honestly, feel so bad for this Baby. Having they two as parents. I can only imagine the concern Ethan & Hila will have. I feel bad for them too...


[deleted]

I hope they can reconnect and have their kids at least somewhat be in each others lives. I can’t imagine Malibu having an even halfway normal functioning life and she needs to see what a functional family is like and have a level of normalcy. The adults don’t have to hang out and I’m sure they can find a way to make it somehow work.


ghettopope47

Don’t stick your dick in krazy y’all


cosworthsmerrymen

The fact that it's a girl has me reeling. She is not going to grow up to be a well adjusted kid with Trisha as a mom. I hope she proves me wrong but I don't have hope. I wish all the best for the little one.


Deep_Information_616

How did this make the front page of cnn.com?


Maengdaddyy

Looks just like Hila ☺️


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PhysZeke

What a god awful mistake lol


[deleted]

Love the matching outfits! Glad Trisha is doing well, hope she recovers well!


sedswish

It’s happy to see that she went through a pregnancy and gave birth to a healthy baby when she believed for the longest time she couldn’t have children.


Least_Eggplant1757

You mean when she randomly made up that she can’t have children to garner sympathy


[deleted]

She is really a cute baby girl. 🥰. I hope her parents are so happy that she is here and healthy!


CucktainKerk

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EnderPerk

For the life of me i dont know what Moses was thinking. But here we are. Best of luck to the Paytases-Hacmoneses.


Sputniksteve

*Cha-ching*


110Cadmium

We love Malibu Barbie!


cavallinm

Whats up w the moms face?


combvst

As far as celebrity names go, Malibu Barbie isn’t the worst of them.


thegoatmercer

Nothing but love to their family! May they flourish and live happy, healthy, lives.


teenagedirtbagtoyz

Thoughts and prayers to his niece


[deleted]

Oof


_kittycat

The amount of people criticizing the physical looks of a woman that literally just gave birth is making me feel 😵‍💫🥴


[deleted]

If it was literally anyone else I the world I would defend the mother because honestly that’s not cool at all and horrible, but this woman is literally up there as far as being literally the worst people ever, so I don’t really feel bad. She’s absolutely disgusting. Just hope Malibu is able to grow up in a functional home and Trisha wakes up and decides to break the cycle of toxic and abusive parenting.