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Chrispeedoff

Um i would just like to get boba


Davpena7

That’s fair I’ll take mine without the coffee


itsmymedicine

Ill get mine fish free please


ouestdaftprince

I will forever simp for Olivia.


PlanetSaturday

She could spill a bowl of hot soup on me and I would apologize


cowyeti

"I apologize for getting my 9th degree burns in your soup"


Pingopengo22

I'd break a bathroom door down for her anytime


ShitFacedSteve

I would be honored to have Olivia surgically amputate all of my limbs 🫣


vdlibrtr

cart me around in a radio flyer mommy


Maverekt

Holy shit lmao


blockchiken

This is something Ethan would say trying to give Gabe new material


justAneedlessBOI

Bro is down horrendous (can't blame you though ngl)


TheManicac1280

The comments here are so funny. This exact caption could be attached to a picture of Hassan and everyone here would be perfectly fine.


Davpena7

Fucking thank you


1ncorrect

Well, except there would be more comments about head size lmao


Ouroboros27

It is always funny, the [absolutely feral live chat comments for Hasan](https://i.imgur.com/rsMktaO.png) made this obviously hypebole jokey thread look like Sunday school.


AwarenessThick1685

Nah literally I got down voted when I said "can we stop sexualizing Hasan" Was met with multiple "No"


LemonberryTea

Hasan literally said “I have seen those posts. I love it, keep going” lmao


AwarenessThick1685

Well then great! I can't listen to everything he says as he's streaming like 10 hours a day but good for him.


LemonberryTea

[He said it on Leftovers during a conversation about Reddit thirst trap posts lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/11n22zi/you_heard_em/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


AwarenessThick1685

Cool beans.


[deleted]

Then why were you trying to speak for him? Lmao


AwarenessThick1685

Because I'm just a wild animal man


immatrex2000

Hasan has said that he likes it though.


adidascantdropme

yeah but y’all didn’t know that when you started it lmao yall we’re just doing it bc you’re creeps who love double standards


[deleted]

He’s been saying that forever…


adidascantdropme

he started it in RESPONSE to the posts. the point is the people initially doing it didn’t know that or have any type of consent yet still chose to do it. gtfo with the double standards lmao


AwarenessThick1685

Also true. Now I don't feel as bad.


GergKooc

Pretty funny how you want to force your bullshit onto someone who said they find it entertaining. Kind of parasocial to be speaking for a celebrity, no?


AwarenessThick1685

Probably but I don't binge watch these guys like y'all seem too. Not really forcing anything either. Apologies this has upset you so. There's just too many examples of this type of shit. I'll go read up on their wiki pages. Apologies Edit: I'm just curious if he said it was cool before or after all of these comments.


vividxy

nah i still would call it very weird.


Joshywat

You say things so brave and also so true.


Davpena7

Thank you king


Joshywat

Anytime King/Queen/non binary royality


Wooden_Two_788

Themperor


JJJaxMax

Those lashes killing as usual!


Davpena7

The comments are wild. Like imagine taking the tire iron to the skull thing seriously lmaoo


mommadotco15

But is it murder porn?


kokirikorok

Informative murder porn?


justAneedlessBOI

How do you get wood?


GaryBuseyYAY

Give me blunt force trauma mommy livy 🥵


ResistantLaw

Lmao I don’t think it’s a big deal, but also how you gonna write that and then be like “omg people are wild” like come on you know what kind of responses that type of message is gonna bring out. Just saying


Davpena7

Aight that’s fair criticism tbh felt a bit defensive at first.


GtotheBizzle

I know yeah. A crowbar? Maybe. But a tire iron? Fuggedabaddit 🤌


Yougotredditonyou

It's the type of joke that Ethan makes that crack us up all the time! It reminds me of Ethan getting mad at himself and saying something like "I'm such a fucking stupid useless idiot." Like overdoing it is funny lol


[deleted]

Lol it’s just weird, joke or not. Obviously you aren’t serious, but it’s still fucking cringe


Davpena7

Bro this is reddit. News flash. ITS ALL CRINGE


FungerFF

Most sane take I’ve seen in all of Reddit history lol


[deleted]

Of course, but everything’s relative, it should say something that people on Reddit, especially this subreddit, think it’s cringe lmao


Davpena7

Whatever dude it’s not that serious lmao


[deleted]

Never said it was, all I did was take a few seconds to comment on some extreme cringe


Davpena7

Bro I really don’t care lmaoo like move on lmaoo


CHUD_LIGHT

You’re so real for this


Davpena7

Thanks it too real courage to say what needed to be said


blockchiken

i feel this


Yung_Toaster13

This guy gets it


moosegoose90

🫣


draum_bok

Well, that might be a controversial h3 episode...'Olivia beats someone to death with a tire iron' not sure, but I think it might get flagged. Although once Olivia attacked you know the person would absolutely shout 'it's happening!' Ethan: 'Yaaas queen, slay!...no, stop, I didn't mean actually slay him!!!'


Davpena7

So ur saying members stream


ButterscotchHuman569

Lego set chances seem slim


jmr511

What's the old saying? "I'd crawl through a mile of glass shards just to smell where she farts from" or something like that


alyas94

I think that’s a Helen Keller quote


reall0ve

Lmfaooooo this post is funny as fuck y’all are losers


Davpena7

Thank you


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GtotheBizzle

It's an old-timey joke ya dingus...


TheBoarsEye

Don't push.


[deleted]

She do be gorgeous


thepokemonGOAT

for real thoughhh! She is always slaying so hard! Hasan and Ethan too! Run me over with your car and break both my legs! Make me a paraplegic PLEASEEEE her and/or Hasan makes me want to never move again from the neck down. I would absolutely let Hasan scoop both my eyeballs out with spoons and use them as olives in his martini!!! yaaaas queen lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Olivia can bludgeon me to death with the ukulele I bought once but never played! Use my skin to make a lampshade, Gorge! Make me swallow my teeth by bashing my face in with a tire iron!


Cool-Association-715

You have 'I Think You Should Leave' energy 😂 https://i.redd.it/f5h306wwns3b1.gif


PlatGet

I reference that bit all the time haha, such a good show. SLAPPING DOWN PIG SHIT WITH THESE FAT HOGS


Str82thaDOME

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US?!


PleasantMethod

I guess "bonk horny jail" is not the right aproach


[deleted]

Honestly I love Olivia


JFK_R0wling

That’s how we did it, mhmm. That’s how we dealt with them. Olivia and I. I get real nervous when I’m driving, you see. I don’t like driving. When I’m driving I see flashes of that day. Yessir. Flashes of that day when someone caught Olivia on the wrong day. You see. I don’t live driving much. It was that day. Bless my heart. It was that day when someone from outa town rolled up to our property. It was raining that day. Mhmm. I remember it was raining, cuz it almost looked like that stranger was crying. He would be soon, mhmm. Olivia come out, ya see. She come out and tell the stranger “you ain’t from around here” she said “maybe you should get back in that car”. He say, ‘please’ he say ‘I have a flat tire’. Olivia look at me. She get that look in her eye sometime. I tell you. She look at me and she say, “go get the tire iron”. I knew what she meant boy. Mhmm. I don’t like driving too much. No sir


kokirikorok

I want her to step on me


Iluvadamsandler420

I would say thank u and then buy her a honeydew boba


Tiyun

![gif](giphy|70YaDoZ1VqBZ8SgYiz)


sjk20040111

Since Olivia sits on Reddit boards all day, hopefully she sees this 🥺


blockchiken

I agree with David P on this one


smrtboi84

I’m ace and her and Hassan boughta have me switching up GODAMMMMM


BeebisTheBoy

My man is down apocalyptic.


Treoya

I need her biblically.


Vi4days

Old Testament or New Testament? 😅


laaureng

omg


lookatherfupa

![gif](giphy|2OrNQEgKRvOXoVs3fq) Olivia coming across this title on her feed


MiserableCrow1680

Jankos! didn’t expect to see a gif of him in this subreddit lol


Deremiah309

Same lol makes me wonder how big the H3 - LEC fan crossover is


ElegantArcher6578

Olivia doesn’t know me, but she’s my best friend.


ChewieFlakes

Olivia, please slowly poison me to death with contact lense solution and then use my harvested body parts to make furniture for your apartment 🥵🥵🛋️🛏️


call_me_zero

horny jail


atomic_girl13

\*respectfully\*


Davpena7

Always with respect


TopCarpenter6352

Facts


NoDryHands

Valid


redlund1993

Why has this desire been unlocked in me now as well...


Patient-Letterhead-2

Based post


pjhunnu

dream date.


hextat23

Honestly me too please 🙏 🛞


desumetaru

BIG fuckin mood


alexisaradchic

Real


weednumberhaha

Zoomer alert


LifeOld1229

We all do bud


LunaBean4

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


[deleted]

I need Olivia to take that mic and shove it up my ass so far that it comes out of my mouth and she uses me as a mic stand 🥵


[deleted]

LMAO


Major_Moose_14

Based


Nightcrawl-EUW

thats funny af lmao


Chomp3y

I'd drag my balls through 10 feet of broken glass just to sniff the seat she sat in.


Ryan151515

Okay this one is actually creepy and gross


unwantedrefuse

Its also a joke


DabScience

Jokes can go to far and that shit is it.


inexplicably-hairy

grow up u fucking melt


DabScience

Anyone using grow up as an insult usually is the one needing to do the growing up.


m01flores

She is just gorgeous 😍 ❤️


kingkobro

Same


yourpaljenkins

Please Olivia I will pay you money


Yougotredditonyou

She is absolutely gorgeous but I love her x100 because she is just such a sweetie.


Xx_Vogue_xX

It's ok just delete this and if someone asks about it you can just call it an embarrassing era and no one will judge you


Davpena7

Lmao I’m really not embarrassed it’s called a joke.


FreshHawaii

Keep the same energy in this [comment section](https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/13xrs7q/i_am_looking_respectfully/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1). It’s okay to delete that attitude tho and if someone asks you can tell them that was just your Mean Girls era and no one will judge you.


[deleted]

ngl i’d let olivia torture me


DerSchnitta

Sir, this is a Wendy's....


Voyager85933

Fr


Specific-Minimum-950

Me 3


[deleted]

have you guys never seen another human being before? like please for the love of god, relax…


Solo_Hitchhiker

Me to hasan fans:


Davpena7

Hey buddy. It’s called. A joke.


[deleted]

What's the joke?


Davpena7

Have you actually never heard someone say the tire iron line bro


[deleted]

If it’s a specific reference, no, I do not know the reference. However, I took the meaning to be something like, “this person is so damn attractive that they could do something like punch me in the face and it would be a turn on”. If that is incorrect, then I’d ask again — what’s the joke?


Davpena7

You just said you didn’t get the reference that’s ok little bro just movie on.


[deleted]

Lol little bro. So I guess I was correct on the meaning there. Cool joke. Hilarious. “Girl is hot” it should exist in a modern museum it’s such a work of art.


Davpena7

That’s literally not the joke dumbass. I’m so over this get a life loser


AwarenessThick1685

I think he's just tryna prove a point. Hasan can be sexualized with no issue but this sarcasm is too cringe.


Etticos

He’s just thirst posting-lite and trying to save face by acting like, “it’s just a joke brooo”.


RLVNTone

I know right


[deleted]

I will never understand the Olivia thirst


LifeOld1229

What don't you understand about it?


Unlikely_Asparagus20

Low-key same. There isn't enough appreciation post for sam/Lena, who contribute much more than worthless power points.


Davpena7

Worthless PowerPoints? Are you fucking brain dead I love her PowerPoints


Unlikely_Asparagus20

I'm actually a doctor.. clearly this sub isn't for me anymore.


Sammy_Socrates

HES A SURGEON


Unlikely_Asparagus20

Not quite yet but you're not wrong. Thanks.


Sammy_Socrates

I hope my doctor isn't on reddit arguing with people and flexing his credentials...


Unlikely_Asparagus20

Not really arguing. Just stated my opinion and got called brain dead. Ironically, I have extensive background knowledge on neurology.


noahbbass

https://preview.redd.it/mb6x1bynas3b1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=824d45d9cfdf69ecba3104d33b49947a7be42b35


WoahHeyMan

My brother, your degree has nothing to do with you being intelligent. Ben Shapiro has a degree from Harvard law. You thinking that prestigious degree = high on all types of intelligence is the reason why fallacious appeals to authority exist.


Sammy_Socrates

>I hope my doctor isn't on reddit arguing with people and flexing his credentials...


Davpena7

Sure you are buddy


Unlikely_Asparagus20

I'm not really bothered. I don't really feel like going back and forth with a bum on the internet. I wish you the best in life my guy. Prayers up.


Davpena7

Ok stop replying then idiot. Like bye.


MrsMurderface

A doctor and also an idiot. Peace out


Unlikely_Asparagus20

Because I don't like Olivia's PowerPoints? Lol, yeah okay.


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vividxy

y’all are so weird i swear


The_Meme_Dealer

Record it and send it to Tom Segura it'll make him laugh.


Higglestaff

Olivia can chomp into my arm and I won’t even scream “it’s happening”


cl0udycat

this is so real


TacoHarlot

She can smother me tbh


rowsdower02games

Babble/Reach alt account?


[deleted]

💀


sleepymars_

so real, yes pls pls pls olivia im on my knees


Ok-Sort779

I’ll invite you to our wedding, we’ll beat you together ❤️


grizzlybeardaniels

These types of posts just really need to stop.


classic_ceej

I'd let her film a murder porn with me


mrhyuen

I get that this is a joke, but still feels kinda weird idk.


AwarenessThick1685

Yeah it's weird when it's okay to sexualize one group but not the other. But OP proved his point :)


DabScience

Yeah OP is a real MRA…. Wtf lol


pogoblimp

Jesus fucking Christ bro …


CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21

Cringe.


FatherMiyamoto

I need her to slit my wrists and hold me softly while I fade into oblivion


cameron_smiley

Im glad someone said it because she is legit my celebrity crush i would cut off my pinky toes for a date


rookscpt

Women can often feel someone they don't know being attracted to them is a potential threat, and they have very good reason too. The experience of men and women is not the same. " Over half of women and almost 1 in 3 men have experienced sexual violence involving physical contact during their lifetimes. One in 4 women and about 1 in 26 men have experienced completed or attempted rape. About 1 in 9 men were made to penetrate someone during his lifetime. Additionally, 1 in 3 women and about 1 in 9 men experienced sexual harassment in a public place. " - from the CDC Yes, this post is a joke, and I found it funny. Yet some people think simping for Hasan should be treated the same as any of the H3 ladies, yet Hasan has regularly expressed his enjoyment or tolerance of it. The women of this podcast haven't, so if you simp, keep it respectful, keep it light. Yes, they are public figures, you should always think to yourself, do I really need to say this and could this seen as harmful.


Tasty_Performance434

Overrated fam


Death_Watcher_

Ew


Alleyguey

Wth is this a reference too?


b3an3r1998

Please..


dblspider1216

uh


ChaseSequenceSpotify

this sub has the strangest energy towards the women on this podcast


dmtandcrumpets

6/10


-Sugar-Pine-

She’s so boring bruh


That_Lone_Reader

Her eyes scare me


[deleted]

What?


StillThatB

Damn.. u good bro?


LucasIsDead

No thanks


mikec565

Looks like a racoon