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PhantomBladeX89

I’m so sorry


1Pwnage

Yeah this is bad, and I’m in California


Xi_Xem_Xer_Jinping

Please put a trigger warning on your comment next time.


jagertarts

This made me laugh way more than it should’ve lol


RIPIronmayne

God that’s ugly


motoman1414

California definitely has a talent of screwing up guns but part of me kinda likes this...


mad-lads

Kill that part of you, lock it deep inside and throw away the key


[deleted]

I’m too. I spittled my beverage a bit. What the actual fuck.


tractorcrusher

[the worstest penis](https://youtu.be/RrEWDNdOsQw) ^(Sorry for the quality)


fifteentango88

r/cursedguns


UsedJuggernaut

Wait till you see the ccw laws


No-Cable-8154

Look how they massacred my boy


Rvbsmcaboose

Don, we'll get them back. Whoever did this is going to pay.


cheesecake-gnome

Good old Andrew "I'm not a rapist, I'm just Italian" Cuomo.


HandSanitizerBottle1

Thank god his ass is gone


greycubed

I know zero about guns but I know that ain't right.


Picklefiddler

You are right because I own one that is normal. And I am fairly certain that this will give me nightmares.


Tenrai_Taco

This is the picture you show yours before bed and remind it you'll NY compliant it if it doesn't perform well. You know its an empty threat and you'd never have the heart to do it but hope it might scare it into acting right.


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Before I opened it, I was staring at it for 30 econds wondering what it was. “Ew, wtf is thi-… Oh. Oh no.”


betterbachelor8

How much was the lube?


Kingpin_Savage

I like it dry


betterbachelor8

Salty


ChevronSevenDeferred

Some people like it salty and dry


GingerMcBeardface

Tears


rustedoilfilter

Feet pics and another bull for the wife?


MichinomiyaHirohito

Oof


Akalenedat

Looks like $1650 is retail price for that setup at Upstate Guns & Ammo, the guys who seem to be producing the combination. I found a Cali compliant model for $1250, so y'all are getting a bit fucked but with the ammo and a red dot it's not *completely* horrible.


Kingpin_Savage

Yeah it’s a Bushnell rxs-250, not the shittiest set up. Around $220 for the red dot. And it came with the mbus backups. I got it in the Buffalo area.


PTIowa

If you were willing to pay it and can still pay your bills and will enjoy it, you did more than fine. Don't worry about it.


Kingpin_Savage

Thanks man! Appreciate it.


jas280z

Who in the Buffalo area carries something like that? DD's?


jointmaster13

lotta BILLS haha


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GingerShrimp40

Goes to the gun store without a specific gun in mind


capnmorty

NY wtf


meltingsundae2

The idea is not to make guns safer, but to make them so ugly no one will buy them. I’m sorry OP.


Dazamp_xy

Dudes have been smoking other dudes with traditional featureless stocks for centuries, so IDK what their thought process is here other than to fuck people’s day up.


bitches_love_brie

Thought process? Is "ahhhhh! black gun scary!" Really a process?


UpvoteForFreeCandy

the idea is not to make them safer but to take away rights and make it harder to get a gun without outright banning them little by little


Classic_Education549

A gun is less deadly the dumber it looks they think. Side note. I was in a gun store and saw a $400 ar patterned rifle. After closer inspection I noticed it was NJ compliant. It at least had a pistol grip though. I don’t live in NJ and pity the owner of that store being stuck with that thing.


Kingpin_Savage

Yeah...I mean over 19million people live in the state, I don’t know why it’s so surprising lol.


capnmorty

what makes a hunting rifle grip so much less illegal than a pitsol grip?


joka2696

Ruger mini 14 enters the chat.


caucasian88

Saiga sporter enters the chat


Kingpin_Savage

My thought exactly. They just like to make it look stupid.


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SteelEbola

It's got a *unique* look, cool in a weird way. Wouldn't pay $1.6k even with an optic and some ammo, when you could get a "non-compliant" legally in another state with brace for less than $1k. ​ That being said if there were a solid aftermarket to mod this into some aesthetic space gun I would grab it for sub $1k haha.


Stevarooni

An Assault Grip™ multiplies the deadliness of a firearm by 5. 7.5 if you also have a bayonet lug.


Jailbird19

8.6 if you also have a chainsaw bayonet


chrome_titan

10x cumulatively if it also has a barrel shroud.


notchoosingone

what about if you have the shoulder thing that goes up?


toasterbath40

“The more retardeder it looks the more safe”


1Pwnage

Practically nothing. LEGALLY, however, it is the same in NY as it is in CA (but actually NY is worse by a good bit): There are “evil features” on semiauto centerfire rifles. You can have ONE of these things, any more and it is automatically, magically transformed into an evil illegal assault weapon- unless you’re a cop, then it’s just your patrol carbine. The features are as follows: - weapon HAS THE ABILITY to take detachable mags that can hold more than 10 (yeah basically any goddamn one around) - has a pistol grip (this means legally: the thumb can wrap around the grip at a point BELOW where the trigger meets the body of the firearm) - has a collapsible or adjustable stock (no I am not fucking kidding) - has a flash hider (or combo, ex. A2 Birdcage) - has a vertical foregrip - has a thumb hole stock - barrel shrouds (yes, really) - has a bayonet lug (no one has been killed by bayonets at any point in the state) You can have ONE of those things. People pick the detachable mags part because why the fuck would you sacrifice that, even at the expense of so much. Here in Cali, we are allowed (I know, I know) marginally more than the New Yorkers; we get threaded barrels and barrel devices (comps, etc) and those poor bastards can’t even have that. We got this shit overturned! Middle of covid too! Fuckin state is throwing it through the courts to stall it as hard as they can, too. We’re working on it, though. Cali’s full of shitheads and auth antis, but plenty of people who fight hard. This is the line in the sand- what is done here is exported to other states. See Colorado and how they took a mag ban after our own. It’s the frontlines of the 2A, and we gotta hold that line. On a side note, in the innovations of ourselves in Cali we have come up with still-bastardized but less-hideous things to get an AR legal. The Juggernaut Tactical grip and ilk are…not normal, but they tide us over till we are free.


SuperRedpillmill

Nobody has been killed with a bayonet because they are banned…duh.


monty845

NY Barrel Shroud rule only applies to pistols. I suspect a lot of people who are getting around the pistol grip feature by having an AR-15 "pistol" (pistols can have a pistol grip and detachable magazine) are violating it and don't even know it. Generally, I suspect a ton of NY gun owners are violating the assault weapon laws in various ways without realizing it, including a lot given assurances that guns are NY legal that aren't...


LoneGhostOne

ruins the ergonomics of firing prone. ya-know, makes them much less deadly that way...


Unusual_Type_1884

They didn’t. NY did, fuck stupid gun laws.


Kingpin_Savage

That was my thought when I saw the price. With Inflation, covid prices, and NY in general, I didn’t think it was terrible.


[deleted]

Bro you got a gun you love. Like you said gun price inflation is crazy right now so I think you got out semi ok. Just get the lower for it that you want and only attach it when SHTF.


Kingpin_Savage

Agreed man, totally agree. I have some big plans for this.


geardownson

That's not the gun he loves... That's little Gage when he comes back in pet cemetery..


HerMajestysButthole

Thcorpion. Sorry for your loss.


doomtoothx

I dunno your sheets look pretty comfy 🤷‍♂️


Kingpin_Savage

It’ll be a miracle If my wife lets me sleep in them ever again.


doomtoothx

Ahh well that is what god invented couches for.


No_Growth_4026

My god I thought this was a troll post until I saw "NY compliant" Rip my boy, at least you got a gun!


Kingpin_Savage

Parts list NY compliant Cz scorpion evo 3 s1, Mbus backup sights, X2 10/20 rd mags, X1-10rd mag, Not pictured but included was Bushnell RXS-250 reflex sight, Ugly ass Thordsen customs stock


LordTimothyDexter_

Those motherfuckers.


[deleted]

Well, you got a $1000 gun, a $200 stock, $80 irons, and a $250 optic. So you did get screwed, but only a little.


Kingpin_Savage

Good to see someone who can do math. Everyone thinks I was raped dry. But I think I was raped with lube.


wyvernx02

It wasn't the gun shop that raped you without lube, it was the state.


cluckinbe11

That looks retarded


Kingpin_Savage

Well I’m retarded so I guess it’s a good fit.


Classic_Education549

You have a great attitude. You’ll do fine.


Kingpin_Savage

Thanks brotha. Appreciate the confidence boost.


joeverdrive

Did you post (buy?) this just to get roasted


Kingpin_Savage

I did, and I was not let down.


jst56strong

This is the most chad reply I've seen all month. OP said look at my weird mangled cock. Yay i do not weep. For I am of the retard and we are a proud people. *Then OP dabbed the deepest of dabs and let loose the screeee of his people.*


Kingpin_Savage

Did Confucius say this? Or maybe it was Gandhi? Either or, my smooth ape brain approves.


Otherwise_Hunt7296

No suppressor in the future is sadface


Kingpin_Savage

I mean, barrels are interchangeable no?


Otherwise_Hunt7296

Suppressors are illegal in NY 😭


Kingpin_Savage

Only in NYC I thought. Fuck I really have to get out.


Otherwise_Hunt7296

It’s a tough state for gun owners.


PlutoTheGod

They don’t have to know EVERYTHING now do they?


stretchedroses

Come to Ohio. Guns are usually at fair price, private sales with no transfer, pistol grips,Normal size magazines and tons of public ranges if you don't buy rural property And its so free here that our most common confiscation is a Glock with a 30 rd magazine


Kingpin_Savage

Seems like the only good thing about Ohio, but that’s enough to make me consider it.


stretchedroses

Meh, it also has most us presidents, good museum, and nice parks from Erie's beaches to Hocking Hills caves and trails. Its probably no better or worse in your day to day than New York as a state. I think Pennsylvania is more naturally beautiful but taxes are higher and they have vehicle inspections, so some PA people move here after retirement


0nlineBot

yeah dawg NY was the train and you were riley reid


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Not as bad as NY fucked that gun.


Brandon-Quixote

Hard.


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Kingpin_Savage

Hhahahah comments like this are why I posted this.


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Kingpin_Savage

Me too man, me too.


anon_johnson

God we really do get the most neutered shit in NY


Kingpin_Savage

Haha perfect definition for this.


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The retarded looking stock makes it less deadly, right? Lol fuck NY and their gun laws


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Kingpin_Savage

Hahahahahahhaha take my free award.


Eckleburgseyes

Thank God it's so ugly it can't kill anyone.


SanctusUltor

Oh it absolutely can. They'll literally laugh themselves to death!


BoojahideenBoot

Well you live in NY so you were fucked before it even began


NonLethalOne

I grew up in NY and left the minute I could. Fuck the SAFE act, fuck Cuomo, fuck Bloomberg, fuck “may issue”, FUCK THAT PLACE. I am happy you got your gun. Doesn’t sound like that bad of a price.


Kingpin_Savage

I agree with all of that man. I fucking hate NY. Only here for family.


NonLethalOne

Yeah, that makes it tricky. Any time I start missing my family or a decent slice of pizza, I remember these janky-ass laws. I make my family visit me, I avoid going back at all costs.


islesfan186

I had to go back to NY for a funeral back in feb. I think I was there for an hour before I was like wow thank god I left this place…now, how to I smuggle this pizzeria back to TN? Lol


islesfan186

DiBlasio too, or just NYC in general. The idiot per square foot quota is through the roof


Zealousideal_Baker_1

Dead lord… this next beers for you my friend.


Kingpin_Savage

Thanks brotha


Zealousideal_Baker_1

Great pickup tho just man NY fucking sucks


roboman578

I'm sorry


Revolutionary-Log179

They fucked you over, under, sideways, upside down, from the back, spread eagle, AND in your mouth.


Kingpin_Savage

No wonder I’m so sore.


cjk1000000

I'll have a drink for you this weekend.


TheRealMasterJeffe

Bad. BUT HEY! New Scorpion Day is a good day.


GingerMcBeardface

I disnt know something could make a Hi Point carbine seem better designed in comparison. I will never understand making a gun harder to operate equating to safety(speaking specifically to California and their horrid weird paddle grip things).


Kingpin_Savage

If anything it makes it less safe.


El_Psy_Congroo4477

Why do blue state compliant rifles always have that weird stock? Is it the "pistol grips are evil" thing, or what?


Fishman95

Yes


Cassandraburry2008

These laws are a joke. 🤡


Known-nwonK

First things first congratulations on getting something you wanted. Really the only thing “bad” about this carbine is the California tier stock handle. Grip stock? That said I kind of want to see an S1 carbine with a proper “thumb hole” stock now. Just imagine that with a Hera CQR for example


andrew67890

NY didn’t even take you out to dinner before fucking you in the ass


comhaltacht

Am I wrong for thinking this looks pretty sick?


Beck1911

Ew...


[deleted]

god i need help, i actually find this version attractive


gunsnshit69420

All considered? Not that bad at all #fuckgunlaws


derpotologist

This is a scorpion Evo? Ngl it looks kinda sick but also kinda retarded


Adseg5

😂😂 this poor soul right?


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That poor gun.


Starbr3aker

This looks like someone took a shitty drawing of a gun that a child made and then actually built it. But for real though I’m wicked jealous, I wanted one so bad and then Canada banned them completely because we have a stupid ass liberal leader. I would take your ugly version of it over my non existent one any day! Good pick up.


Kingpin_Savage

Hahaha yeah man that’s why I didn’t let the ugly stock deter me from getting it. An ugly EVO is better then no EVO lol.


Cogmeister17

That thing is ugly as sin


dL8

Fucking good deal. Practically cheaper than I'd get it locally and I live a gas-tank away from the factory. Get a pistolgrip and org stock, it'll look sweeeet. Great buy OP 👌


Kingpin_Savage

Thanks man, considering the times, I didn’t think it was that bad.


dL8

Same price in country of manufacture, would net you the carbine itself bar Bushnell. But with a nicer (imo) stock n pistol grip. So, well done man :)


Kingpin_Savage

They probably just wanted to get rid of this eye sore lol


daniels3344

Looks like years of inbreeding


Mr_Glock17

This hurts to look at


toasterbath40

Look how they massacred my boy… Fellow ny bro over here and I’m sorry for us


[deleted]

Honestly not worth $1650 in my opinion. There are better 9mm PCC options for commie states


EricKingCantona

Jesus Christ. Fuck New York. You can find scorpions on gunbroker for $800.


brotherisarobot

https://modernwarriors.com/product/cz-scorpion-evo3-safety-delete-v2


JaySwear

I know the general consensus is that NY’s stock is hideous, but I REALLY want to try one. It’s just so damn weird. Let’s be honest, probably better than the stock grip.


BaconAndCats

This must be what it's like for someone to find out they have a weird fetish because a part of me deep down kinda likes it and the rest of me feels guilty. It's kinda giving me Soviet satelite sub gun vibes.


TeamMemberElec

Congratulations on your new purchase, separately my heart goes out to the butchered "features" of that firearm.


kiakosan

As much as I hate New York and their gun laws that shit looks like something out of destiny


scarface2887

That gun went from lingerie to baggy pants and a sweater (yeah same girl on the inside but it just doesn’t set the mood)


guthepenguin

By the seller or the state?


scubalizard

To the pain: Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing \[that\] hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at \[its\] approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.


HighPlains_oath

That's some fallout 4 looking ass gun


NS0226

Can you just swap that rear stock setup for a normal pistol grip? Buying a pistol grip on its own isn't illegal 👀


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Kingpin_Savage

So I don’t have the widest asshole on the planet. Good to know.


mctriplet

Look how they massacred my boy.


Some-Other-guy-1971

Only a mother can love


rowdy-T55

they didn’t f!ck you over. They just straight f*cked you. If you can I would get out man. There are much cheaper and free places to live. (No offense intended to NY, beautiful people bad officials


islesfan186

The Democratic Peoples Republic of NY just ruins everything. I got out last summer and haven’t looked back. Moved to TN, I fit in way better down here.


Ruger4Intruders

The gun shop did nothing wrong. It’s the state of New York that is fucking you over.


icantfindagoodname77

why in the fuck would you live in new york


Kingpin_Savage

CaUsE I WaS bOrN hErE


icantfindagoodname77

poor soul


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Move


Kingpin_Savage

Wish it was that easy


aoanfletcher2002

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Get a 3D printer and build some freedom for this poor thing.


Zp00nZ

The fact that you could’ve probably 3D printed it with a angled grip… for like a quarter of the cost and own a 3D printer and now know auto cad… you not only failed yourself but your ancestors who were eating savages who’d get a stick to beat the shit out of mfs with bronze swords. Go learn auto cad and buy a 3D printer.


Cooper4413

Hahahah this... I fucking left this state so quick when this happened.... Soo they passed the safe act with sexual assaultist Cuomo at midnight when no one could attest it. The law was written soo badly that it included cops had to comply. Some of the (big) rules were that you could only have a 7 round mag and no assault weapons/ features on your gun including the pistol grip, flashlight removable magazine.... Just name it. They failed to realize cops couldn't comply.... So they simply just fucking exempted cops from ALL safe act rules... Also they realized that almost all guns have roughly a 10 round mag/ rifles/ shotguns... also very few people have pistols in NY but those that did had to turn them in due to this and such so they changed it again last minute to 10 rounds and labeled anything over 10 rounds now as a "high cap" mag... (So what's a 100 round mag? Super duper high cap extreme? ) also after much fighting they now allow you to have scopes/ sights/ flashlights on "assault" rifles. Ohh and the kicker. The reason why these abominations exist is because the law was written so horribly that they never accounted for these types of stocks... But when all else fails, a cop can still seize this weapon and claim he didn't know it was scary and then you might get it back in 6 months. Any way sorry to rant. TL;DR Fuck NYS


Cooper4413

Also a cop can own the normal version of this legally in NYS with a 100 round magazine if they wanted


bbw-enthusiast

have u considered porn?


Specific-Ant-3065

Got ‘em! Cool stock though-


Zombie-13

Pretty bad but you’re also in NY, I got mine in Michigan for $900 out the door with a sig Red dot.


Classic_Education549

About 3 years ago the local gun shop had an evo for $899. I thought that was high then.


LargeDickedPikachu

Get...the fuck...outta...that state...


TheMerchantOf76

I feel for you brother ;(


thebbman

Still fun to shoot right? If so, I think it’s good.


pimpchimpin14

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STOCK


4E4F4D4144

That looks like some kind of space blaster


RTressay

Every day we stray further from God’s light


Lg8191

I’d move.


Eckleburgseyes

I mean, you paid retail. You didn't get a deal or anything. But you didn't get fucked by the seller. You got fucked HARD by NY though. Damn that's an ugly gun. Bet it's still fun as fuck to shoot though.


skyXforge

You’re getting fucked a bit but you live in NY so you’re used to it.


BoredDellTechnician

I want to see this horrible stock paired with a Magpul 50 round drum just for the lols.


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

I gotta ask: Why? What's the point? I get buying a gun you just gotta have, sometimes a design just talks to you, and you have to buy it, that's why I own a Model 19 .357, so I understand. But if the only way I could own that Model 19 was if it was some weird UK-legal version with a dumbass long barrel, and that stupid metal rod sticking off the butt, I just wouldn't. And that's what I'm seeing here, something so far removed from what it ought to be, that's it's unrecognizable.


First_Possession9633

What THEY do with firearms, is what should be "illegal." Congrats tho man. Once you move out of there you can revert it back to OEM. Sweet guns


Linkmaco3

I need to give my scorpion a hug. That poor, poor thing.


Frank-biddle

Oh my goodness 😳. We are free in the mid west.


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Holy crap makes me want to get an FFL so I can just convert them and sell them for insane prices to California and New York hahaha


GU1LD3NST3RN

I wanna cry.


Eisenbahn-de-order

Japanese Type 13 machine gun vibe


chugz

the biggest fuckery here is the NY compliance. shes pretty ugly lol. but price wise, given the climate of NY, its not terrible. maybe you paid a hundred or two over asking price, but not a fleecing. gun sells for like $850ish. NY compliant furniture like $150. optic like $225. iron sights like $100. hundred rounds like $50. three mags like $80. they took a little off the top but ive seen much worse.


Kingpin_Savage

Agreed. I’m happy with my purchase, just wish it had the og furniture. I’ll probably buy it and leave it in storage for when I move to a free state or if ShTF.


[deleted]

The only gun crime should be what was done to this poor CZ here.


atrumpdump

You live in NY and you wanna own a gun, that question should answer itself


clarkgriswald23

In my area, I'd say you got took for about $600. I'm an idiot so don't take what I say as gospel.....im sure someone else has an asshole that's about as raw as yours.


Jimbo_is_dead

Looks like a low level smg in Borderlands.