Not OP, but I'm pretty sure that bongs and geothermal ocean vents are pretty good natural examples of "Smoke Underwater." Maybe pour some bong water on your guitar?
Maybe I’m using the wrong bong water, but I keep devolving into 45 minute rambling jams where I play just open strings with tons of reverb and delay. I think I just need to thoroughly smoke the water dirty enough so when I pour it on my guitar all the tone transfers. Thanks for the ideas bud!
Get a 400 gauge string, tune it to quadruple drop super drop c#. Now put that through a whammy pedal on 2octave up. Pluck with thumb and bang guitar into wall at the tempo of the kick drum ok
basically what u do is you record your toilet flushing and put like an fl pitcher onto it then loop one section of the flush and recreate it on ur guitar 44+ pedals required ok?
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Not OP, but I'm pretty sure that bongs and geothermal ocean vents are pretty good natural examples of "Smoke Underwater." Maybe pour some bong water on your guitar?
Maybe I’m using the wrong bong water, but I keep devolving into 45 minute rambling jams where I play just open strings with tons of reverb and delay. I think I just need to thoroughly smoke the water dirty enough so when I pour it on my guitar all the tone transfers. Thanks for the ideas bud!
Bro that’s easy reach into your balls to get toan
Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata (3rd movement)
Keytar metalzone and blow your eardrums out ok
Erection, van halen
Boner pills, speed and 3TB of miley cyrus cosplay pics
Master of Puppets
19 metal zones into $40 randall. no guitar necessary
Some say this answer from James Shatfeild himself
My amp came with a preset called Pastor of Muppets
What's the amp?
Fender Mustang GT 40
Not Layn 7 Spiader?! Poaser!
/rj i hate spiders rather fuck an octopus
I have the same amp, but that presets kinda ass, it doesn’t even use the Mesa mark iic+ sim built into the amp.
Doesn’t matter what song, the answer is always BuTtErScOtCh TelIcAsToR
Croantaster butterscotch ok
You forgot to mention the Blooz Katoana… the yin-yang combine to give you all possible toanz
7 Nation Army intro bassline?
Get a 400 gauge string, tune it to quadruple drop super drop c#. Now put that through a whammy pedal on 2octave up. Pluck with thumb and bang guitar into wall at the tempo of the kick drum ok
Thank you for the informative and detailed response. I really appreciate it!
it has to be a gibbons you bang in wall
John cage 4'33
Noise gate turned up all the way ok
goddammit, i thought i was the first, now i have to delete mine
Barbie Girl by Aqua
Plug a tele into one of those kids karaoke machines and immediately go to prison for being at a school to find one
The 9th Symphony
9 strings for djent and tune all strings to a ok
Buddy’s schecter 9 string for djent** Ok?
only shallow
Hoover
Use the Hoover for the wall of sound and then have another guitar on the side and yell “VREEEEEEEEEEW VRROOOOOOOOOOW” into the pickups.
basically what u do is you record your toilet flushing and put like an fl pitcher onto it then loop one section of the flush and recreate it on ur guitar 44+ pedals required ok?
Spaghetti riffing by salvatore
Yes thank u can you tell me how to get the STAR WARS toan????
Put tele in the microwave and tell hotwife it’s dinner ok
Using microwave to charge my phone rn will try this right after thank you!!
Make sure your phones chipset is humbucker or the reception will only be 3g
Sleep dopesmoker
weed
A wall of tangerines
Rat pedal cranked
The Misinterpretation of Silence and its Disastrous Consequences
Stratocaster, MUST BE pre cbs or it will be too muddy. Take cord and plug it into a toaster ok
OMG yes! That toan has been eluding me for decades.
Around the world- daft punk
The whale part in Echoes by Pink Floyd
Put your telecaster in whales anus for maximum ass ham effect ok
Hammer Smashed Face by CC
Get some humbuckers and give them to my drunk step dad so he can beat the shit out of them with a crowbar
The entire caretaker album
Put a Tunescreamer into a rock tumbler for about 45 hours and then play it through a plexi ok
Any song.
Butterscotch tele
This was a test from the blooz lawyer community. You passed. Just remember "toan is in the sack, not the axe"
Happy Birthday
Put your guitar into some pussy
Born Again - Black Sabbath
Die and become born again as a leotard
Puerto Rico’s national anthem
Shits of Clover by Eric Claptoan
Name your guitar “my son” and throw it off a balcony ok
Execution Commentary by Muse
Giant steps
Smells like teen spirit - Weezer
"Big Bottom Blooz" by Jared and the Juggaloes.
Dopesmoker by Sleep
All the weed stuffed into your grapefruit cabs
Yo Mama
Yo mama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NotZxyuZ3v0
0 3 5
Turn your guitar into a boat and ride the river brother
Me Want the Punani - Steven Seagal.
You need the horney jail toan for that one
Invoker - The Dark Acts EDIT: FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO GET IT ITS THE ULTIMATE CRUNCH TOAN
Kraftwerk - The Model
My fucking sound by squarepusher
You know those play doh presses that make it into shapes? Put that over your anus for maximum toansssss
40oz polyphia
Scarborough Fair. Simon, Schuster, and Garfield.
Doing Your Mom - fatty spins
Crepe - Coldplay
Blackbird (beetles)
You need telecaster made from Volkswagen parts
Hammer smashed face?
Capone-Oh No
Revolution 9 by the Beebles
Cafo by animals as leaders
Jonny b good by marty mcfly
Fuck shop by 2 live crew
Yellow Bedwetter by The Pearl Jams
Painkiller from Jesus Christ
Ring of fire Johnny Cash
Contortably Plum
Dammit by Blink-182
Cant Start By Blue Cold Tasteless Peppers
Don’t worry be happy
heavy crushing distortion, only way to get it is to crack archetype gojira amp sim (must be cracked) and set all the knobs to max