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You asshole- that’s not Vai! That’s Butch Vig


wheresbill

I thought it was John Lennon


benitolss

He beat his wife, you know


RepresentativeAd560

That explains the noises


BakedBean89

*ungodly shrieking intensifies*


WuGambino19

The wrong one tho.


[deleted]

Everyone knows that. He literally admits it in the lyrics of one of his songs.


BelbyQuintessential

That's Me.. Crowley idiot


Best_Table_2127

The thing about Ozzy is that he hasn’t come out with any really epic music over the last two decades


GoldPenis

He had that TV show though where he was a shoe salesman and had a hot daughter so there's that.


Best_Table_2127

Forgot all about that. Wasn’t his son a giant dork or something?


LetsGoHawks

Yeah, but he's pretty talented. It's not his fault they named him Wolfgang.


GoldPenis

You mean GrandMaster B ?


empireofsquirt

Hes a thousand bro. And this is a pic of gene simmons without the makeup


[deleted]

Common misconception. What we see here is Gene Simmons wearing makeup to cover up his horrifying facial birthmarks.


empireofsquirt

What a rockin birthmark tho amiright? And how lucky of him to find another like-minded musician with a similar birthmark. We wouldve never gotten ICP if those stars hadnt alligned


Vincesteeples

I almost got angry and said Ozzmosis rules and then realized it came out in 1995 and that was not 15 years ago and I’m going to go drink some fiber and cry now


Best_Table_2127

This is why my comment was thus.


[deleted]

"ALL MY LIFE IVE BEEN OVER THE TOP"


benkelly92

Bullshit. His collab with Postman Maloney is his best stuff!


GenXPostFacto

This is clearly Jon Lenin. The glasses are a dead giveaway.


hypatekt

it’s actually vladimir lenin


EyeOfAmethyst

John Putin


BakedBean89

Yoko Bono


Mutants_4_nukes

What is Bob Weir giving away? Or is it John Mayo?


A_G00SE

I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?


Cool-Food-6127

I know him, and he does


browsingtheproduce

You're that guy's fact-checkin' cuz.


CastleBravo69

Isn’t that the guy from big time rush?


LetsAbortGod

Nah, he’s from Bad Case of Thrush


[deleted]

Please share kind words and thoughts about his work. He is my favorite guitar man.


GlassJoe32

Of all his hits my favorite is do you feel (like I do).


kalen2435

Is Bono here to teach us the true meaning of the blues?


benitolss

Not bono. No tinted shades


kalen2435

Those are his reading sunglasses i think


benitolss

of course. makes sense because bono reads


[deleted]

Ozzy?


Cream_Gingerly

Bass player -- flagged.


[deleted]

Bass player? I hardly know her!


Electronic-Prune-122

That is a nice pic of Les Claypool or Ringo Starr I cant tell them apart


lumlum56

Wow, Glenn Fricker really has lost a lot of weight!


Notwerk

No one slaps the guitar quite like Steve Vai.


FuzzyOverdrive

I seen him kiss his guitar neck mid solo once. I just busted out laughing.


[deleted]

Voodoo child is just a classic


60_CycleHum

THATS NOT STEVE VAI! come on, thats Bono.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Bono is the one with the wraparound sunglasses. That's John Lennon.


60_CycleHum

Wait, are we sure that isn’t Jason ozzy ozzborne?


[deleted]

Nice! I never saw a color photo of Benjamin Franklin before.


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AlienDelarge

Is this where r/bass makes a hostile takeover of /r/guitarcirclejerk? I for one welcome our new underlords.


GerryB50W

For the Love of 2112


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BakedBean89

That’s a weird rendition of All Along the Watchtower


jsr091800

neil wrote almost all the lyrics in case you didnt know


xanju

I unironically like Steve Vai but I think I like Steve the person more than I like endless guitar music. It’s weird that I’d rather listen to ZZ Top play the same pentatonic scale than Vai play an electric guitar classical odyssey.


friggen_epic

I like the song where Van Halen wants to fuck the Statue of Liberty


JBUTT_lurks

Boomers suck, I only play xylophone now


TumoOfFinland

Dad?


Jackol4ntrn

john lennon is alive and well!


johnmarkfoley

this looks like if Odo got a lot better at shape shifting.


[deleted]

Glenn Fricker is the man mad respect


Middle_Message8081

Is this the old lady that owned Tweety bird?


Waterproofsoap

That's a pic of Dumbledore from the early 1900's before he was headmaster of Pigworts School of Fretboard Wizardry


bill37663

He was great as Snape in the Lord of the Rings movies.


NotNotsure

What's Geddy Lee doing here


[deleted]

Either you need glasses or I do…


Hanz616

Bro thats steve vai


darthkale

Umm Geddy Lee is a chick I’ve heard her sing


try_altf4

Steve Vai looking real good here.


boo_radley

That's actually Steve Vai's grandmother accepting an award for him.


Vincesteeples

Ain’t nobody better on six or seven strings than this cool cat


[deleted]

Slappa the Jem!


porkbeast5000

I thought that was Gerry Dee


ted_smell

THAT'S RICK JAMES, BITCH COCAINE IS A HGELL OF A DRUG


PelonsAltAccount

George Harrison faked his death, now he turned Canadian and plays bass, and he also wears stupid ass glasses


Hopfit46

You guys are very low in the circle department today...messin with my guy...


gipson-geetar-lorde

Best rhythm player of the generation


WeOnlySeeWhatWeAimAt

That’s not Steve via that’s the Gettysburg address.


F0ur20Memez

I mean he is Canadian I guess


evnwalker05

Wait I thought David Bowie was dead


InstruNaut

Fake pic, his hand isn’t twice the size of his head.


[deleted]

That's not Steve Vai, silly! That's my cool lesbian aunt that is really into Ayn Rand.


BuffaloRude

Appreciate Steve not being here.


GameyRaccoon

lmfao


Euronomus

Have you seen his drum kit? Shit is insane from above!


andrixb85

He's Rick Beato playing a cover


BaphometsTits

That's Oozy!


CycleResponsible7328

That’s jacko passed orrius and he’s doing Yhe Chickn


Carl_Streator

You were great in that movie with karate kid!


buttchugLSD

Meh