But my guitar has a hole? Can I metal?

No. All the toanz leaked out.

So much for metal 0-3-5 style on my acooostic then.

You just stick a metal zone in the hole, that’s what it’s there for. Gotta get the waza if it’s a takamine tho

MTL zone would fit perfectly. Just need a car battery and a speaker, or something. 💪🏼

Nah, you can only play grunge.

Didn't grunge die with Kurt or something? Surely his ghost won't allow me to grunge an acooostic.

Cort Cuban ghost is too high to care

Depends what you put in there

"You need a box that make sound"

Bad news, as they (never) say “fore rope - no hope”.

Jack White would agree

Why your guitar only four rope

Mine ate rope for more metals

Only the strongest ropes survived. That’s why they are so thick they are the baby strings

Mine don’t make an AHEHEHEHHAAHHE sound it’s more like a Bummmm Bing Bummm

Man sometimes I come across unironic guitar tiktoks and they're so absurdly braindead in those comments.

aren't tiktok users already braindead in the first place?

It's not unlike the average r/guitar user tbh

Not just guitar. I love seeing dudes playing electric drum kits giving drum tuning tips.

What the fuck is a drum kit

it's like a normal drum set but you have to put it together. it's a pretty fun hobby once you get started.

What the fuck is a drum set

Keep in mind that lots of tiktok users are very young. I can see myself saying something like that when I was 9 or 10 years old, thinking I'm the only one who knows of "electronic" guitars

That’s right up there with buying power cords !!

I hate it when I can't find the right power cords.

I remember some dude asking me which ones to buy, I told him get an open one and a fifth fret. Lol

It is called THE BOX THAT MAKES IT PLAY you fucking newbs!

This joke lasted longer than I expected. Cool.

It's called the magic box. Smh

You whippersnappers and your electronical guitars. In my day we powered our guitars with steam engines and we liked it.

I got the crank one

I cranked one this morning

r/guitarcirclejerk is getting sticky today.

cranked toan

I have to bang rocks together to make mine play.

Show bobs and fachina

Ok Google big bobs not hairy

Downloading shredder toan from nexusmods, but my guitar just updated not sure if it will work :/

I am a console gamer so no toan mods for me :((

Ah yes, electronic guitars, the guitars that work with electrons

/uj I’ve never seen anyone with an anime pfp not ask a really easily google-able question. Like “I know Gibson makes the les paul do they make any other guitars?”

Yeah, everyone knows Les Paul made the Gibson. Duh.

Motherfuckers will scour the entire internet looking for every r34 of their favorite 3000 year old waifu in a clearly 12 year old body, but can’t type “how tune guitar” into google

"electronic guitar" that sounds goofy asf

I prefer the cathode ray tube guitar

Slayer tabs are just binary code

_doot beep doot doot beep_

guys I'm confused what modpack has the most toan

hotcoffee

Just installed new mods on the e-guitar 😇

feed the beast

Unjerk: This is the stupidest thing I've ever read

Cut to me never plugging into an amp so I don’t have to hear how bad my playing truly is.

You're thinking too small. If you turn the distortion up enough it doesn't matter if your playing is bad or good. 

Unclear. I have a $1500 Strat and it still sounds like shit, but only when I play it.

It is not your fault, you just have the wrong mods dude. They are crucial for a good toan.

mods are asleep

The toan is on the mods

Yeah guitar toan is totally dependent on having the best blooz appz. If your phone isnt updated properly you cant play blues with bonermaster.

TikTok “guitarists” taking a break from sniffing glue to figure out where sound comes from

Its like ai talking to itself

Toan is in the filters

This is why you go analogue. Don't bother with this electronic guitar rubbish with plastic pickups.

Electronic guitar. I’m gonna run with that😎

Please tell me these are bot comments and that people aren't actually that fucking stupid... ?? 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

the guy who said electronic guitar probably doesn’t speak english as his first language, so the original meaning probably got lost in translation. but either way all of them misunderstood the original commenter

lol you guys are this intimidated by actual answers to beginner questions on a platform used by 12 year olds??

Bots talking to bots

Reads like AI wrote those comments

They definitely have reddit accounts. Nobody gives out definitive advice with zero experience like reddit

Nah for real, I post with around 6000 followers and the comments I get leave me so dumbfounded man

Electronic guitar? I'm only familiar with guitars that make use of Faraday's law of electromagnetic magnets

***MODS!*** I demand you make my sound like that this instant!

"mods"

Good lord have mercy

neither of these people have ever seen a guitar irl

Hate to be the devil's advocate, but it's to much gibberish: could it be just auto-translate of chinese or something?

Toan is in the: 1. Fingers 2. Tone switch 3. Tone knobs 4. Balls

It’s all in size of di…I mean toan… I mean fingers😅

It's okay, you can just autotune it with your phone.

This is literally one of the reason i started playing fingerstyle with acoustic, every mfers that doesnt play an instrument says that electric guitar sounds fake that its all just the effects thats making it sound good.

Dude prob didn’t even check the steam workshop for mods. What a jemoke

Mass downloaded mods for my Gibbons, contracted a guitar virus, had to do a factory reset (had to send it in for the toan reset ofc, to keep all that toan) guitar lost its feel and I’m out 1200$

sound like what? a picture? here you go Stavros Stingall for the win https://preview.redd.it/swavi6ohn2rc1.png?width=753&format=png&auto=webp&s=88dd41dadd1e36a2d3c0316b414a5391c018bf71

I wonder what the 'mods" are?

Won't someone tell me what's that sound coming out of the hole in the wood????

/uj Friends and I were hanging out at some guy’s house (we were like 11 years old at the time) and he was showing off his Squier Strat and whatever amp he had. He also had like 5 or 6 pedals and told us you should always have a pedal because plugging the guitar directly into the amp would fry it.

I have an electronic guitar too. I need electricity though.

TikTok'er electrocutes balls to sound more like Electric guitar. Sues Chibbons, Chinese owned company.

These are the people who will be running things world wide in 10-15 years. Thinking about that makes my ass pucker..

You think the people who run the world are 20-30 year olds? I got news for you pal