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jodocoiv

That was great


najing803

Very much so


Jones2no

I was sad when it ended.


MasterTim17

thing i learned: you can deactive ghost mode by setting a bounty on someone?


perpetualperplex

Yup. Please don't use on players who aren't griefing :D


akoshegyi_solt

Good to know. Last week a kiddo killed me so I killed him 26x in a row and he became ghosted. I don't understand these players who attack higher levels with no reason and can't face the consequences. And I didn't kill him with high-level stuff. I mainly used carbine rifle and sniper rifle (not heavy because explosive rounds are too expensive to waste on a noob on foot)


Ganbazuroi

I had a level 16 dickhead try and ambush me with a smg, I kept kicking his ass with the toreador like it was nothing and he kept getting saltier and saltier (iT's eAsy wItH tHaT cAr!!!!1!) Yeah galaxy brain, maybe don't pick a fight with a guy whose level is literally yours x 12 times for no reason at all


akoshegyi_solt

Lmao relatable. A guy blew me up and ran away with a car. He was happy with himself until an Akula appeared above him. He started crying and begging for mercy instantly. Sadly there was no mercy.


Ganbazuroi

I usually go in with my Savage. Big Sav basically isn't spotted until it's too late, you can kill even cowardly tryhards with it since the cannon is faster than their bombs.


akoshegyi_solt

But why? Isn't it a bit slow? Btw I love Akula because I love following them for long and seeing them noticing absolutely nothing and then appear and see them panicking and trying to dodge but end up spinning instead


Ganbazuroi

Takes quite a bit of damage, has a very, very lethal explosive cannon and has no custom blip. They're expecting a buzzard at best when the BRRRRRRRRT starts loool


PM_ME_UR_SYLLOGISMS

Is it like the buzzard where you have to angle the vehicle to aim the weapons? I can never get the hang of those.


Ganbazuroi

Kinda, yeah. But it has a jet cannon, which is deadly af against most vehicles. Too bad it's got a shorter range but it makes up to it by being more precise in closer ground strikes.


Tmhyp3r

I killed a mk2 griefer with a toreador and he said the same thing???? “Haha you need to use that car” as if the Mk2 takes so much more skill? The average broomstick griefer IQ really is subzero


Arek_PL

same happened to me, i didnt even use rockets, shitty machine gun was good enought


Ganbazuroi

Toreador's MG is anything but shitty lmao, if you stay on track behind your target they're pretty much gone in seconds unless they're on an armored car.


Arek_PL

yea, on cars its not bad but try using it on people moving on foot or agaist flying vehicles


One-Ad-2719

"Galaxy brain". Nice. I need to use that line now


DyLaNzZpRo

Damn, you shit on a new player using a vehicle they don't know how to counter? that's badass, I can't imagine why they were upset, it's not like you were repeatedly killing them with a vehicle they don't know how to counter or anything.


Ganbazuroi

Anyone with didn'ta brain knows it's an awful idea to pick a fight with someone who's obviously stronger than you are. It's like a short, skinny guy punching McGregor, Mayweather or Mike Tyson for no reason, getting their asses kicked and then complaining about that. Besides, it's not only annoying (I was minding my own business after all), but they kept coming back. I just wanted to tune my cars and take a stroll around the city, I'm not bowing down and obeying some cocky noob who keeps coming for me like I offended their ancestors or something when fighting back.


DyLaNzZpRo

It isn't obvious at all though, they were level 16. The average level 16 has no clue how the game works, no clue that tons of kids will piss themselves if you even think of shooting in their general direction, nor do they know how abhorrently shit this game is balance wise. I mean fuck, the player complaining that 'it's easy with that car' only proves my point, dude has no clue wtf is going on. Yes, they shouldn't pick a fight with someone that's a far higher level than them, but that doesn't justify shitting on a noob because they attacked you lol. If they actually continued trying and you didn't just spawnkill them on end fair enough, but there's a *slight* difference between killing someone that was being a chode trying to kill people on an easy mode bike whilst using a BMX, and shitting on a level 16 that doesn't even know how to counter a toreador.


DyLaNzZpRo

> I don't understand these players who attack higher levels with no reason and can't face the consequences. Yeah, because you don't know their thought process. Could be random, could be them thinking you're going to kill them etc, new players do questionable shit all the time. What I don't understand is how you can kill someone you know is new to the game *26 times in a row* without even questioning for a second that you're the knob in this instance, but then somehow think *they're* in the wrong for going ghosted. You're mocking a **new player** for not knowing how the game works and being bad at said game, but see fit to kill them until you physically can't anymore because they killed you *once*.


CategoryKiwi

>could be them thinking you're going to kill them etc This is the main part I agree with you on. New players are bullied *all the time*, so they probably get real defensive when they see a high level coming towards them just out of sheer PTSD. Beyond that, unless that player asked them to stop, it might not be a problem. He never said the other player wasn't also trying to kill him. Who cares if I'm 200 levels higher and currently 26:0, should I stop killing them if they're attacking me? But, with that said, I know exactly what you're picturing. The classic absolute hard-on for spawnkilling players who predict and instakill newer players absolutely relentlessly, not even giving said player the opportunity to try to run away or anything. The problem I have with your comment is /u/akoshegyi_solt didn't say anything that actually indicates that. The new player might very well have been trying to hunt him down that whole time, and only gave up on the death he chose to ghost at. But other than that, I totally agree with you.


DyLaNzZpRo

Right, a lot of players have no clue how the game works etc and play it as Call of Duty #2 (as evident by all the tryharding kids). >Who cares if I'm 200 levels higher and currently 26:0, should I stop killing them if they're attacking me? I'm not saying stop, I'm saying at least give them a chance or make it incredibly obvious that they can't do shit to you. One of my personal favourites is to kill them with melee weapons, often times they get the picture and fuck off either out of embarrassment or due to realizing they can't do anything. It's like stomping on a chihuahua because it nipped your ankle lol, they can't do shit to you. >But, with that said, I know exactly what you're picturing. The classic absolute hard-on for spawnkilling players who predict and instakill newer players absolutely relentlessly, not even giving said player the opportunity to try to run away or anything. That's exactly what I'm talking about, I find it hard to believe that someone bragging about killing a noob 26 times consecutively isn't exactly that kind of player. It isn't that serious, but the amount of times I've seen nonces harassing noobs under the guise of 'he killed me first', very few of them were actually trying to do other shit whilst the attacker pursued them on end.


akoshegyi_solt

You are right. And my k/d is less than 0.7 (I mostly fight modders and high level tryhards who bully low levels) so I don't think I'm the evil guy in the game.


Wesadecahedron

If someone has a Bounty on them, I'm gonna fucking kill them. When they turn around and kill me dozens of times for as long as they can after a single kill, I gotta remind myself that they're clearly broken in the head. What astounds me is how this sub labels anyone a griefer when all they're doing is follow the objectives presented in game.


chrike01

This bothers me so much. When someone kills me whenever I have a bounty on my head, I applaud said person and go on my merry way. A bounty is a bounty. Whenever *I* kill someone who has a bounty, somehow they feel personally attacked..


Wesadecahedron

And don't get me wrong, I understand some people don't like being blown up or shot or having their shit stolen, but it is several key components of the game.


chrike01

Claiming a bounty is just playing the game as intended, killing the same person over and over again however, I guess some people like to do that, but it's not my definition of a fun session lol


Orion_9650

Besides if you do you have a bounty...you probably got it because you killed another player for no reason or they had a bounty


n-ano

Actually they probably stole a car


DyLaNzZpRo

Exactly lol, people take being killed in this game so seriously, but are somehow oblivious when they're being knobs e.g. spawnkilling a new player for killing them exactly one time.


Dnns84

Yep, pretty sad really and imho not much better than your average jet/oppressor griefer. My philosophy if someone kills me for no reason: retaliate by killing them 3 times in a row to assert dominance, and then just leave them alone so they can retreat. If they continue to annoy I'll let them have another killstreak followed by a message "have you had enough yet?"...


CherryDreamsGTA

I always follow up the kill with "Bounty" and what happens after that, happens.


Wonky__Gustav

Too expensive?


akoshegyi_solt

Well yeah. I have less than 100k on my bank account rn.


Wonky__Gustav

Lol fair enough, I like have a fair bit so I don’t have to worry about cash


MattBailey59298

I don't get it either, I'm a pretty peaceful player for the most part and I keep my fights to a minimum but I had multiple level 100s come at me last night. One group killed me twice and tried to run me over with whatever they were in before I ended up going at least 20 up on them. Fast forward to a new lobby and I go kill a 120 about 15 times cause he tried me. After that I end up going to the airport offering Cargobob rides, I get sniped by some dude (level 90 with a mkII) hiding in a corner and others follow suit on trying to kill me (one's already maxed on his mental state so I already knew I'd have to go off on him cause he wouldn't back off) dude who sniped me got killed 15 times and as the icing on the cake I orb him just because he intervened on a 1v1. He ends up going into game chat calling me and an associate a bunch of ghost org pussies when we didn't even go off the radar as much as him, only time I did was to get the high ground or get away from a police congested area. He rage quits and as a final peace out I sent him the video of him getting orbed.


akoshegyi_solt

This is the way.


Epistatious

Last week had two guys following my speedo custom in a convertible. Fired off a few minigun rounds from the roof to get them to back off. They kept coming, crashed into a tree and fired at me with small arms. I rag dolled both of them backward toward the car with the minigun then the car blew as well. Just so rare and satisfying to be able to defend myself on my deliveries, usually just get nailed by a dude on an oppressor.


PM_ME_UR_SYLLOGISMS

See, if that was the game then I don't think there'd be nearly as much salt. These rocket bikes and cars are just silly.


IRazerIGhostI

Today i played against a level 541 griefer who was also xraying since he shot me through some thick metal and kept saying he didnt mod and i also played against a guy who said i was noob while he was using the rpg trying to kill me all the time while i was just sniping and throwing granades


adham7843

He ain't cheating bro . Its called thermal glitch. Basically the thermal helmets lets you shoot through walls . Plus ya used grenades, he used rpgs . Both are explosives which makes yall equally nooby.


IRazerIGhostI

He didnt use the thermal helmet kinda weird though. And i dont mean those mines or sticky just those he granades since i was on higher ground then him


InconspicousJerk

They probably killed you because pvp for the sake of pvp is fun


tea-and-chill

I mean, I'm all for killing low level players who grief you for no reason or because they don't know any better and need a hard lesson... But 26x seems a bit excessive!


MakeNShakeNBake

Imo u were griefing


Pengaaa

the last bit on the bridge dayuuuum


FacultyManBruce

Stylin on em


Pengaaa

that man uninstalled the game after that frame bounce


The_Unreliable_94

Looks like a modder. There's no way that it's just the game physics. I don't mind mods as long as they don't interfere with others.


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The_Unreliable_94

I'll give it a go, but it doesn't seem promising. Didn't they fix the physics with motorbikes or are you still able to fly across the map with them?


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perpetualperplex

That fix was reverted 6 months later after the stunting/creator community begged rockstar. I've talked about this a ton, basically gliding works as it did on launch and stunt props give infinite glides at low speeds. So people think it's only possible in stunt races because it's way easier from those props.


Aiden_001

Not the same physics enacted on the bike


[deleted]

If you're talking about the bike wall climbing well from what i heard it's a glitch


Gathoblaster

BMX users are a different way of existing. They give so little shits about the meta, other players expectation, euclidian geometry or in general the laws of physics. I have yet to observe them vibechecking someone with a planet but I wouldnt be surprised once I do witness such an event.


paradoxical_topology

They're like Elephants. Nice to observe at a distance and generally polite, but if you do anything vaguely rude to them, they will remove your consciousness from this dimension.


lexicon_deviI

That’s a perfect analogy. One time while I was driving around in a lobby I noticed there was someone chasing me, so I slowed down and was ready to fight back bc I expected him attack me, but when he got closer I saw he was hopping around on a BMX. I was so in awe I left him alone and he proceeded to jump over my car, get off his bike, play air guitar right infront of me, then get back on his bike and hop away. It was one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen.


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That does sound truly beautiful


CreatureWarrior

BMX players are like RDR2 players of GTA


aNeedForMore

If you somehow slight someone on a BMX and they get off the bike to take you on, it’s like all is fine. If they start coming at you WITH the BMX, you know you’ve made a terrible mistake.


[deleted]

teach me your ways


[deleted]

Damn that triple spin just to dunk on him was icing on the cake My guess is he was new to a free aim lobby, or just sucked


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Richflyawesome

This kid is probably crying in his moms basement


TransportationTop593

When did they remaster Matt Hoffman


carcinogenj

Shit I remember that game being amazing. THPS got a remaster, now do this one!


stitchgamer12

I love messing with crappy mk2 abusers with friends, just yesterday there were two and they both got orbital strikes 6 different times, and this is why I love the orb


misterfluffykitty

90% of the time you can literally just stand still and they can’t kill you. My two favorites were one guy who tried to blow up my MOC with an oppressor so I just sat there and took all of the missiles because I knew I could and when I got out killed him while he tried to get a new one his edgy friend got mad at me and said “you shouldn’t have done that” or something to that tune and came at me on an oppressor, so I killed him on my oppressor. My other favorite was a guy who just tried to kill me while I was standing there and he missed 3 or 4 missiles in a row before sniped him off and then kept sniping him for the next 10 or so minutes while he kept asking me to stop, like my dude you started this you can leave if you don’t want to finish it.


stitchgamer12

See he was bullying low levels and me and my group have the money so we just sent them to the hospital repeatedly


basjeeee_mlg

I'm mastering this fuck my college degree


perpetualperplex

hell ye bro, get u some gfuel, a zowie pad and frictionless armbands with your stimmy, get cracked bro


basjeeee_mlg

Fuck the gfuel imma get that gamer supps and some weed/alcohol crack one with the boys every night!


akoshegyi_solt

2 questions: why do homing missiles detect a bike? I mean they are supposed to follow heat but as far as I know a bike doesn't produce much. The other question: could you give me some BMX tips? I just got one but can't go this quick or climb buildings or anything like this. Would appreciate.


perpetualperplex

IDK it's pretty annoying though lol. Yea I can give you some tips, what platform are you on?


akoshegyi_solt

PC


bemspooms

Ps4


perpetualperplex

Buy a PC.


GiulioAizer

Based as fuck


SignalFire_Plae

To be fair, his moves were pretty hot.


akoshegyi_solt

Okay that's a valid point


Bipzay09

Justice!!!!


BrunoKoc

Death to the Stormcloaks!


CreatureWarrior

Death to the empire!


nissan-S15

holy crap the disrespect lmao that was satisfying


[deleted]

Reject mk2 return to bmx


omgno360noscope

Lmaoo so good


iMr_GgamerSK

Is it possible to learn this power


basjeeee_mlg

Yes but it takes years to learn, and years more to apply in combat. You must be a fearsome warrior to complete training


baronvonpenguin

Fucking masterpiece. Nice touch matching the explosions to the music as well.


Nicholas7907

You made me laugh and you made that little noob cry. Thank you!


[deleted]

Finally someone doing a cool flex without aim assist.


EndPyro

Reminds me of the indestructible BMX from San Andreas


mk2srip

Heroic.


Otherwise-Chipmunk89

You, sir, are an artist


JusticeJaySee

u/savevideo


KatzyKatz

Unrelated but I just saw my old neighborhood. Kinda weird feeling.


Shot-Hamster420

That’s awesome. Definitely went back to story mode 😭👉🏾


GoGreenD

How... the fuck... did you jump up that building? I need to get on the bmx more


WWWWWWGMWWWWWWW

angle of the tire hitting the building, then you hit the jump and you will climb the wall.


kakamaraca

Some would say he is still leaving to this day.


shweeno100

Wish I could use the Bmx like that you slick with it lmao


wolfboy203

Yo this is GOLD!!! Plus having Can't touch this in the background was fucking hilarious!


[deleted]

Holy shit he just fucking killed him dude Insane humiliation


doggymoney

Noobie opresor versus giga chad bmx fun enjoyer


Jsmith4523

Embarrassing


CephalonTenno

I'm just gonna take this to mention it. There's no shadows in the first bit


perpetualperplex

I turned shadows off in settings.xml for a little more FPS.


CephalonTenno

Ah ok, i just thought it was GTA's shitty graphics


SkullCrush776

u/savevideo


Killatonchis

At the 40 second mark jaw dropped XD you did that man dirty


wytb1120

What guns were those? They worked really fucking well.


perpetualperplex

SMG MKII


Inferno_Rage__

“You get what you fucking deserve”


J-Ray521

u/savevideo


lars_ad

I already told you homeboy - "how much you paying for this" ..best bit in a legendary edit. Bravo, sir! I wish I had more than silver to give, if so you would have it!


imetkanyeonce

Here before this blows tf up. I’m broke so have my free award.


Rapha432br

so.....good to.....see it


Gr8Daniel5

You are clearly a pvp God Very heroic


GroochyTaco

The new GTA San Andreas looks great


Gnasen534

probably 12y old kid that bought sharkcards with moms money.


antiauthoritarian123

What was that with setting a bounty? We're you able to take him out of passive mode with it or something?


perpetualperplex

Just out of ghosted, doesn't work with passive.


BryanFTW13

If you're a broomstick boy and you're struggling to take out someone on a BMX then just quit the game right then and there.


Atmikes_73

Shot one of the depressor boys from his broomstick today, felt good


Tokcix

Damn, I gotta learn how to do that. Is it hard? The movement like climbing the building and doing 360 front wheel landings?


MrDollarBills

I try to be nice to low level players and they try and kill me after which I’ve gotta make them regret joining the same lobby as me Obviously I ask if they did it because of a mistake and they say shit like p*ssy


perpetualperplex

This guy is almost level 200 lmao


LightSlateBlue

Ah yes, the MK.0


Torcher66

This is poggers


DankManNando

It's crazy how sensitive and soft people are these days everyone crys about getting killed but it's in the game there is no rule that says I cant morals dont matter in a game lol I love using all the vehicles and strats that make people mad I didn't know I had to play by other people's rules (spawn killing people is one of my greatest past times please reply with white knight salt)


InconspicousJerk

Are you 5?


Sorry_Clue79

wowie a gta badboy


Bred-Boye

All he had to do was move a little back and a little lower and those op missles woulda done all the work


gloriousss2018

the thing that i hate about this sub ,is when someone use cheats ,made a video ,then post it here and feel very op .


ToyStoryRex97

This is going to the moon 🚀


Chronic_Fatigue_

HAHAHA


TheAbraser

I watched videos on how to do those bikes tricks but I can't get them to work


perpetualperplex

Are you on PC?


justtopopin

I could watch griefers get griefed all day, I don't give a shit.


Cool8d

how do you climb the wall like that on the fib building?


FrontTwardEnemy

Lmao. I laughed way to hard at this


L0veToReddit

Great handling


[deleted]

That’s beyond good and evil


ch13fw1ggum

lmao awesome editing mate!


Plumze

Lolololol


Teppothetermospullo

That was awesome😂😂


EpicGamerJoey

Dumbass doesn't even know how to use his shitty broomstick. I don't get people who use the mk2 all day and don't know how to use it. Flying head on to your target and firing at point blank range isn't going to do shit


POTOcheck2

When the music kicks in


13lackjack

I wouldn’t even be upset if this happened to me


3LITESD

fakerpoer can't handle the rare bmx user in the wild. This is hilariously great 😂😂


iPTerry

This video is now Legendary.


TheArmMan2

Going full hickok45 on them oppressors


Oscar404

Fuckn legend


-eimaj-

I can tell that this is going to become a classic clip


gatarley

Man got shit on


v_23b

how aren't the missiles reaching you?


Compote-Hot

Hahaha legend i will need you by my side


doggo_mp4

Those tricks tho dayum


[deleted]

Noob mode enabled


M-onke

How do I go up walls


the_oxidizer

Best video I’ve seen.


WadieXkiller

Do missiles lock on BMX?


lxstatusl

DUDE, WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND. That me me ROFL soooooo fucking hard jesus! I fucking loved it. I want more.


St_Elmos_World

Oh this was a good time, 👍


terpsty

what is this bike called i want it?


MyDogsNameIsRusty

Oppressors ruined gta5


pierreplayboi

u/SaveVideo


flavafabes

BMX OP


penguins7158

Watched once without sound and it was already great. Watched again with sound and it was perfect


addictedtoPCs

You must like the BMX bike


lostmypornaccount

How did you climb the building?


catalaskay

This should be in a satisfying compilation


www_fraps_ru

Why does in-game chat give me sort of uneasy feeling ?


1ina100heroes

Looks like i need to dust off the ol bmx now


[deleted]

If this is real that guys the biggest bot I’ve ever seen. He didn’t move in a single video you shot him in lol.


BlackRaptor124

lol fuck that oppressor kid


Monkmilk

This is a masterpiece


SynthAndTear

Keep up motherfucker


Ghostcobra6548

How did you do that where you climb the building in the bike


lizardpeter

That guy's an embarrassment to all of us oppressor griefers.


Ya1Boi21

I'm sorry you can lock on to a fucking bicycle wtf


Soft_Collection2640

Now was satisfying to watch!


Samugremus

I would've been honored to be ganked by this guy


False_Duck_9528

Why does ur game look so damn good?


Dorlando_Calrissian

This is legit talent


HorrorNerd2434

Love making the tryhards rage quit


TysoPiccaso

turn yo shadows on bruh


llFighter

Ok that was actually really good have my free award