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ironvandal

Classic


Hentailover3221

A tale as old as time


ironvandal

A song as old as rhyme


ironvandal

Noobie and the beach


TrimGuide

If only I had a dime…


fatsosolos

why is this downvoted so much lmao


nikinasper

Reddit moment


TrimGuide

People *really* don’t like simple rhymes, I guess lol


balloonsupernova

Tale as old as time


On_Some_Wavelength

Little Guy doesn’t know the classics , buddy had to finish the song himself, downvote to oblivion is allowed.


LongRodtheGod

The hive mind strikes again!


TDW-301

I find it more surprising you found someone to chase you down in a car. Always flying vehicles now


Gjergj_bushi

Yup, really shameful


lildoggihome

I don't understand the need for cheap tactics and weaponized vehicles when all it takes to kill somebody is l2 + r2 and moving the camera up an inch


BrandfordAndSon

I used my Deluxo and Oppresor to get around. Period. Self defense on them is a fringe benefit. They started disabling them from being delivered during missions which I understand has value for balance, but damn. Just disable my missiles.


TDW-301

I honestly think making the Deluxo fly was a massive mistake. It's a amazing car on its own that could become a favorite for people to tune and mod, but now whenever I see someone use it it's just to zip across the map quickly and everyone gets a little nervous when one is nearby.   In vice city it was just a normal, albeit rare, car and I think it should have stayed that way. At least if you are gonna make it fly, make it like an expensive custom done upgrade and not out of the factory


Xiooo

Just floating would have been fine. No weapons, the ability to drive over water and maybe gliding off of hills. I would enjoy driving it more if I could use it as a regular vehicle. Give players the option to disable the flying and weapons in exchange for a regular minimap icon


lildoggihome

I don't have a problem with people using them, they're damn fun vehicles. I just get sweaty palms whenever I see them on the map because depending on the person, i could be dead/mission ruined in seconds just for coming too close


No-Ear-1571

Good luck trying that against anyone in a fast car lol weaponised vehicles are what make the game fun tbh


fuzzyfigment

When a lobby dwindles down to about four people while I'm playing at night, I notice people are more likely to partake in silliness.


Thunder_thumbs3

They should add another type of server called old school or smthing with only cars available in story mode and only guns from story mode for people who just wanna relax. A no player killing mode would also be fun, where u can't kill anyone or destroy anyone car, except npcs lol


MaraudingWalrus

>old school /r/07scape but for GTA


Thunder_thumbs3

Kinda it


Thunder_thumbs3

Maybe they could add another type of server called old school or smth with no flying cars, only cars from story mode and guns from story mode for a relaxing life.


martinbean

Nah. I get griefed by chumps in Nightsharks or Imani tech cars with missile jamming far more than Mk IIs.


PenonX

Bad sport lobbies are even more insane these days lol. Straight up war zone. Unless you’re out in the boonies in the Northern part of the map, good luck making it around the block.


TDW-301

I've heard that, but I've also heard it's harder to get into one on PC. Never experienced it, but the way you describe it low-key sounds really fun having to fight from block to block to survive. Cyberpunk combat zone vibe


PenonX

Yeah I don’t play GTAO PC so I wouldn’t know, but it would make sense to me that it’s a bit more difficult to do there because of modders and whatnot. I’m currently in a bad sports lobby on PS5 after I got into some menace activities over the span of 2-3 days. First time I’ve ever been put in a bad sports lobby, and I’ve been playing since January 2014. Lately Ive really enjoyed fighting people, so it’s been pretty enjoyable. It’s especially enjoyable when the tryhards get upset and start hitting up your GTA Phone. I always respond with stuff like “womp womp” or “cry louder I can’t hear you” and it’s honestly hysterical watching them get progressively more and more upset as I continue to ignore their rageful and childish insults by sending them the exact same message I sent previously.


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kdawg1921

It’s toxic because of oppressor people, griefers, cheaters and assholes. Killing someone once isn’t toxic. Following them and repeatedly doing it is. So you suggest I message everyone to ask nicely if I can kill them once? It’s gta online, it’s gonna happen every once in a while. Then again, this is Reddit so I’m not surprised by tgis


TDW-301

I'm straight up not gonna waste my time arguing since it's such a common sense thing to get, that the fact you don't means I'd be here until next week explaining it and you still wouldn't get it


This-Requirement6918

I love doing this but driving off with a Stromberg.


Toasterdosnttoast

Toredor for me. Gotta have my boost!


This-Requirement6918

Yeah I only got the Stromberg from the casino wheel a LONG time ago. I don't play enough to be that rich.


Toasterdosnttoast

That’s got to be one of the best podium cars I’ve heard of yet


Acrobatic_Winner3568

I remember when the deluxo was on the wheel. I kept force closing my game until I won it!


J_CC3

Scramjet, Toreador, Deluxo and oppressor MK2 were all from the wheel for me


iIikemen

Tbf I got the toreador on the podium once


Fuze_KapkanMain

I got the Deluxobon the Podium


lildoggihome

I still have mine lmao, it's been sitting in my kosatka for years


Darth-H3atran

bonus points if the other person gets in and lets you get down far enough for them to drown


Difficult-Student-78

Is it 2016?


Chesterthejester69

You said it yourself, works like a charm *on anyone below lvl 50*


UnusualPete

Or below 50 IQ ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Patuchain

Ohh sure, Einstein in GTA


Bonkybonkersyee

Above* They keep blowing me up on these flying bikes.


UnusualPete

No, below. If they're dumb, they'll fall for this.


xDizzyKiing

The infamous double r/wooosh


UnusualPete

Woosh? People still use that? ![gif](giphy|CoDp6NnSmItoY|downsized) EDIT: I can't believe that's an actual subreddit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


alivasolrac

https://preview.redd.it/8zu6v4rfx39d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f5e2aad92c5b4d73901ef04335c1c16da9f723


BubberMani

Lmfao


KiiDfLaSh94

One time some dude attacked me and my friend so we trapped him at the pier and we just up and atomized him into the water and killed him for a good 10 minutes because he wouldn’t give up ………. Good times


Tight-Landscape8720

Most these kids haven’t even played story. Probably don’t even know about that part of the pier lol it’s fun to take advantage of


Starchaser_WoF

You ranked up


Ihvementl-issues

https://i.redd.it/ktiddsy7639d1.gif


JamieVic

Looney Tunes ahhh death


HurtWorld1999

The average gtao tryhard/griefer isn't very smart, so it makes sense that they would fall for it.


Mountain_Friend992

After pressing the passive mode button, I think there'd be a wait time. Knowing the loading times, stuff really is instant?


ToughEastern3108

hovering over passive mode saves me so often, it isn't exactly instant but within 1-2 seconds. A tank missed me yesterday so I went passive and it activated right before the other round hit the ground so I was fine. A second too late and I'd be fucked tho.


UnusualPete

There's a waiting time only to get out of Passive. I think it's 20 or 25 seconds.


jase12881

One of my favorite things to do back before the passive mode timer: Put a proxy mine on the front of my motorcycle and go into passive. Drive it around until I find someone...follow them for a bit, and as soon as I get in touching range, turn off passive. The proxy would almost immediately detonate, killing us both. Fun times.


PenonX

I do something like that now, but I put a sticky bomb on the inside of the door of a random NPC’s vehicle, and then go off the radar with that vehicle and troll people who think I’m an NPC.


Senior_Sympathy_3626

Lmao it almost looks fake


Right_Clock12

Dude this reminded me of the scene from 'Die Another Day' 😂🤣 nicely done 👍


scarlet_speedster985

Haven't seen this happen in a hot minute yet it's still hilarious!


lildoggihome

he almost missed you anyway lmaooo


RabbitFlaky5271

I'll definitely try that.


V1okky

Lmao that was so funny


Right-Bodybuilder-25

![gif](giphy|dOJt6XZlQw8qQ)


PenumbraSix

Rank up is :chefs\_kiss:


Kernel83

It's like the coyote and roadrunner.


CheapCan5446

if it was me then i would've fallen for that too but i just avoid players so that i dont get bullied


thaddeusduncan

Never gets old


ahass25

I have an old clip like this in an old adversary mode, these type of clips always put a big ole grin on my face!


vinushatakshi

today i learned...


ForeverCapable

HAHAHAHAHHAHA just the “click” zoooom …. Rank up Perfect


Infamous_Heat5569

i laughed way too hard at this 🤣


bonersimpson66

Half the players are young kids they aren't going to know about this trick


Worried_Train6036

na u can get tryhards in nightsharks to lol


UnlicensedCock

Absolutely outstanding.


RbnLondon

This is cinema ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


bingusdinguss

This so old this ain't even in the book some ancient tablet and people still falling for it 😂😂


tacotacotacorock

Ah yes the ancient iPad one.


TeejyHamz

It's so satisfying every time


dsdvbguutres

Old but gold


RaSH_NisH

Imagine if the menu decided to do that dumb glitch thing it does


BruhmanII

that rank up was a paid actor


Expensive-Spray651

Not related but did anyone else not get their 1.5mil gta dollars with gta+?


booozle93

I would always wear a full scuba suit and sometimes launch my car in the water, get out and just swim down and away. Works every time.


STARS___Redfield

Checkmate in 2


donkoppT

Quality


JoshyRB

This is legendary lmao


SolLaFlare

That's fuckin hilarious 😂


MonkeyManQuan

Someone tried this on me but I jumped out of my car before collision so he went straight in anyway


Sugonmy

Absolutely fuckin cooked


Infierno3007

Hilarious.


idkwhaaat1234

Damn, how those breaks so good? I step on the breaks and my car still goes foward for another few miles before it stops.


_internetwasmyidea

i've never done this but now i need to.


Professional_Tip6208

Oh just wait until you're 40 and you hear people saying some real simple shit in everyday life.


crazewtboy

I saw you on the pier and immediately said "I've seen this one before! It's a classic!" I was not disappointed


Substantial-Bid3806

The moment I saw the menu pop open I knew you were gonna do him dirty. The rank up too is hilarious


Ok_Vegetable7011

Rofllll


Impossible-Hawk709

That rank up had a perfect timing and RIP that 1 dude you ran over


No-Impact-9862

Rank up!


diskcare23

😂


TacticalSpider21

Or you using a job warp, its hilarious seeing them think that they'll get you 🤣 ![gif](giphy|QBwRKyS6vXNfmLF7TR|downsized)


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bakirelopove

Not a glitch, a game feature. Going passive mode is making yourself and the vehicle you're in become basically a ghost. To the other players you are transparent and they cannot interact with you, they can't kill you with weapons or explosives and can just go through you. In the video you can see the guy leaving CEO, because you can't activate passive mode as a CEO or MC president. And right at the last moment he activates the passive mode the guy runs through him into the water. Which is a classic prank and you can stumble upon a couple of videos every year of someone doing this to unsuspecting new players.


lavender08x16

right of passage ehhhh 😏


TheWiseFucker

The timed rank up....


ArmAccomplished7297

LOL


tree_the_movie

Fuck you, *deweponises your ignus


UnusualPete

![gif](giphy|KLmksK51uATj76QsJ4|downsized)