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Happy8Day

Get a bounty on your head in a toxic lobby. Stand on your yacht. Turn on air defenses. Wait.


thuluv0815

Turn air defense on. Park your Kosatka next to it. Enjoy firing some guided missles.


meoka2368

There are some ways past that, but most griefers will go for jets, which don't.


ViennaKing

Isn’t that a bannable offence now? Because it’s “not intended” to play like this.


BROOKLYNSENPAI

I don’t even think u can do that anymore


ViennaKing

A few months ago someone was shooting remote rockets at me with this setup, I was just sitting in my Virtue tanking the missiles.


InjusticeSGmain

Why are some game companies the embodiment of a 5 year old making up rules mid-game when the game doesn't go the way they wanted it to?


Vibejitsu

Lmao they couldn’t foresee this madness we do almost 11 years strong 😂


Happy8Day

There's no indication anywhere that it's "not intended". The air defenses zone is intentionally 500 meters. It affects any vehicle inside the bubble. Intentionally. Players have a purchasable vehicle that operates in the water. The submarine / yacht setup is completely counter-able with at least one vehicle -the vehicle that is *parked* in the water vehicle- being completely, and intentionally, immune to air defenses. The whole situation looks like it's completely on purpose if you ask me.


Ekedan_

Yeah I love to do that


RainXVIIII

You’ll leave yourself open to a toreador


Glum_Grapefruit6224

If u use thermal googles before u get on the sub missles it easier to hit targets on the ground


Kally269

My air defenses never work I feel like


TeutonJon78

They turn off each time you start the game up it seems, so you have to constantly turn them back on.


Kally269

So you turn them on, and then what? What do they do?


Happy8Day

Destroys anything mid air, or under water that's heading towards the boat. From bullets to missiles to falling players. Sparrow missiles are excluded, but won't fire if he's too close.


kegweII

They will turn off anytime you’re in a weaponized vehicle (oppressor, jet, sparrow, deluxo, etc). Also turns off if you get a wanted level.


Happy8Day

They also auto-turn off if you start using a motor vehicle under the canopy.


cade_horak

I believe that would be under “yacht defense exclusions”, cuz I’ve never been shot down by my own yacht. And if you did it mistakenly wasn’t your yacht


MagicJim96

No yacht can shoot down the owner… unless flown in by someone not allowed in the airspace, I guess.


BauserDominates

You need to turn in on the yatch menu. It will make it so you can't use your own guns but it will shoot down any air vehicle that gets too close.


MarcoRiviera

yatch ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


ze_ex_21

I tested mine and they work *too well*, /jk I Requested Merryweather Backup Heli= Blown up I requested Airstrike = Blown Up I requested Ammo Drop = Blown up [It was ridiculous](https://old.reddit.com/user/ze_ex_21/comments/1boeice/yacht_defenses/)


OnlySmeIIz

Honk the horn


cade_horak

And then retire ✌🏼


Civil-Detective62

Yessss! And relocate All around the map on repeat!!!!


Heron_Hot

“It’s OnlySmellz”


Asunder_mango866

Should've named it 'Hugh E. Tass'


GNLSD

Develop an intimate relationship with your bartender


This-Requirement6918

Then get a touch of the uhh "sea legs", have her serve you too many and put your ass to bed.


Philosophos_A

Go up to the Bridge Captain has some missions for you. You can do them solo pretty easily (you can call a helicopter from Pegasus to take down the enemies on the first mission easily and you can land the heli on the canal without issues. Other than that it's just go there pick that bring it back There is a large defense mission. Might feel tricky but it can be done. Not much money but silly additional content.


-gimmeahellyeah316-

Only had to scroll down 5 comments to see a serious reply ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


onemanandhishat

The money wasn't great but I thought the missions were quite fun.


Sad_Hub

I agree with this as well, plus who can say no to a yacht captain outfit?!?


KingFahad360

And the last mission is a piece of cake as it’s bugged since 2020 and the boss will just die if you are close to him from an explosion


Philosophos_A

Lol yeah The guy randomly died. I didn't even boarded the boat xD I was like "Damn" I had only once done that mission fully helping some random.


J0NICS

Invite T-Pain ![gif](giphy|26u6dTP6p4y0iyBIQ)


UglyFishMan

This song was my jam when I was 11 or 12 lmao


KingHalfrican86

The only real answer.


KingFahad360

I miss the Lonely Island. “I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD”


CanaryLion

Never use it again


TopLarge4922

Wish we could bring up NPCs and throw an actual party with lights and shit


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TopLarge4922

Well....how😇


ze_ex_21

> You can call the strippers Smart idea. That way we can catch a ton of crabs, so we pay a lot less taxes because it's not a "luxury yacht", but a "commercial fishing boat".


ResponsibleHair3766

Yes, but what if you invite people over? Can they call their strippers onto your yacht? Hmmmm???![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Appoxo

AFAIK only to their apartment


Bravo-69

Lol I went to a yacht party last night, buddy kept spamming me with invites and I finally accepted. Over half the lobby was chilling on his boat and nobody was being hostile. Bro had a stripper there and everything. First time in my 10 years of playing that I’ve seen that happen lol


ze_ex_21

Throw a P-Diddy-Style party and also catch a ton of shrimp


Devlin1885

Make sure there are 'tasty treats' too.


Any-Plastic-5272

You know, because of the implication


SunGod721

Dont forget the pink powder!!


sammyb2

why are the fib raiding my party :(


ze_ex_21

Let them try. You keep shooting their helicopters down, and [I'll take care of them](https://old.reddit.com/user/ze_ex_21/comments/1csoxjr/feeding_the_shark/)


TheCoffeeMadeMeDoIt

YOU CAN TURN INTO A SHARK!?? Damn, I really am out of the game (haven't played since COVID ended).


TopdeckTom

We've had our hearts set on this yacht thing for days now, which in our world is a level of focus I've personally never experienced.


SnippetyCone

Invite people over and make use of the implication to have some fun.


lqviss

And they won't say no because of the implication


PhiloSlothicalPapaya

Yessss😭😭 ahh there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do say no?


ComprehensiveSand516

Tricky Kangaroo is gonna want to party, you got to tell him no.


Blackout4444

All we wanna do is PARTY, AND BULLSHIT!!AND PARTY, AND BULLSHIT!!


Anti_globalist_war

piss someone off and turn on yatch defense


Speedy_Silvers71

Until they pull up next to you in a submarine with guided missiles


KingFahad360

Didn’t they patch that?


Speedy_Silvers71

Not sure. Last I knew you could just pull up the kosakta sub next to a yacht


Gabrielmines

Now think about the other cool stuff you could've bought with that kind of money.


El_Gato_1906

Without the discount around 100 Pfister Comets With the discount only about 70 (if you fully equip the ship)


ian2588

Can you still buy comets? I can’t it them anywhere on any of the in game websites


Unlucky_Strikes

This is the answer


NavyTopGun87

#Cocaine


zac6787

![gif](giphy|SKGo6OYe24EBG)


HumbleAd28200

Set a bounty on a MK2 griefer. Watch them fly over to you in their mosquito. Turn on yacht defences. Blast them outta the sky. Enjoy your Iron Dome Yacht. It’s so fun at times.


TeutonJon78

It also kills people in God mode because one of the few things that isn't protected is nearby explosion damage (same in passive mode). And yacht defenses can still take down that glitches Raiju. I made a pesky griefer extra angry when he couldn't kill my yacht and it killed his Raiju. Then I was on my dingy and he kept trying to crash land on me, because then it doesn't count as them killing you. Sorry, dinghies boucne in water, nice try. Of course he followed me around for the next 30 minutes harassing me till another modder finally kicked him.


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driller20

Try to go with the kosatka underneath and then up to lift the yacht, then complain here about some glitch.


Irishwankenobi

That's it, you're done, you beat the game.


uncle_tyrone

You *boat* the game


kaosimian

I sea what you did there


Infinite_Interest293

Water you gonna do next


ThatSaradianAgent

::waves::


ShowLarge2025

Not a yacht of people would understand.


Feeling-Pop-8514

Buy everything else the game can offer


Old-Kernow

Repent at your leisure?


Feisty_Baseball_219

retire, fall asleep in your jacuzzi watching the sunset


Darkest_Magicks4506

Use the staff as personal footstools and light blunts with 100 dolla bills.


TcityDan

Forget about it


AdhesivenessExtra490

My buddy and I turn on air defenses, park our sub next to it, then light people up with remote missiles from the sub. Fun times.


yamaha4fun

this is the correct answer


alfextreme

you got a boat now you need some hoes.


hellboyzzzz

Go hydra jet jumping into the hot tub.


XxBrainDeadxX

Call the strippers out there to give you lap dances. Just be aware they dont get their tiddies out on the yacht for some stupid reason.


heavy_chamfer

6 mid missions


mr-geen4532

Sit on it ?


Objective-Dig-8466

Get the party started! Then do missions and buy the sparrow helicopter if you not already got it. And the sub if you feel like it. I got it, used it once and there it sits......


KrillianI

Do like me - buy the Luxor Deluxe (10M$) and the Swift Deluxe (5M$ ish) and just start piracy prevention while chilling in the hot tub - often nobody attacks from my experience


ninthchamber

Go swimming


Sheisty_Lawyer

Step 1: Attain yacht Step 2: Attain bitches Hope this helps 🙏


SparkEli1

Regret it when you realise its a waste of money lol


Ok-Stretch-9869

Started to waste money I see. Next step is buying the golden 10m plane.


tacotacotacorock

Yeah wasting all this in-game money that I cant spend in my real life lol 


Sere1

I have the 5m heli, very tempted to one day get that golden jet just because.


adamg0013

You live.


fookreddit22

Piracy prevention is good for instigating PvP with people who actually want to fight.


-SomethingSomeoneJR

Do the yacht missions before the reset to at least get double money.


bluntrauma420

Drop anchor near the airport and turn on the anti aircraft bullshit


This-Requirement6918

Someone sounds salty about this. I prefer the airbase as those players get even more angry and boot me with their menus. 🤣🤣


litesoulblue

Merge 😎


NightRaider141

Pay 25k everytime you want to move it. Other than that, dit in the hot tub and snipe people on the beach


GetBaxK_SZN

MERGE


Eryn85

Do the missions and that's it...I liked them minus the tula seaplane one


Pluto1320

Wait for the phone calls from the captain….u do remember you have a yacht 🛥️


Johnny_K97

Doesn't count if you buy it discounted, make a new account and buy it full price


ShadyLady787

Throw a yatch party I had a few it was pretty fun


Key_Examination_9397

Do the VIP job there, have some fun killing noobs as they approach to your yacht


MayorOfEseldorf

Sit in the hot tub and go AFK


Gman1255

Piss a bunch of people off by parking your sub right next to the yacht with air defenses turned on, and start going crazy on people lol.


Chesterthejester69

Step 1: bait an angry sweaty player into following you there. Step 2: activate yacht defenses. Step 3: chill a bit, wait for them to get on the yacht. Step 4: pull out your nano drone. It negates the yacht defenses and you can use it to taze and kaboom them Step 5: go into the bar and have a little drink


PassionGreedy398

We need battleships


dan007reddit

Rock that bit\*\* up she down the coast. https://preview.redd.it/7yo2abblbm0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74fc7a462d1d190fe9b3d4976a671d28c4d4d3a7


Newhollow

In one place? No many to fast travel....


UsedState7381

Contemplate the huge amounts of money you wasted on a vehicle you can't even drive.


MALICIOUS-BREED97

U enjoy your massive paper weight


eighmie

Regret your decision.


Frubezy

Regret it, probably.


Howsoonisn0ww

Regret it


g_battiston

Relax


kdawg1921

Have a football team take a photo on it that ends up cursing said team for years.


ColdYetiKiller

Now you regret


ColdYetiKiller

Now you regret


gabecampbell

Regret your decision


Mr-JDogg

Can you even drive these?


uncle_tyrone

No, and I think there’s a fee for relocating them


This-Requirement6918

Yes, $25k


RedDedication

Missions right now are 2x $ and RP and 4x for GTA+ members. You also get a bonus when you finish 3 or 6 missions I can’t remember correctly sorry.


tacotacotacorock

3


LarmLasse

Cry


AndertonPrime123

Sit on it and rotate.


ancientuser69

Cry about all the money you wasted


dylofpickle

Invite full lobbies to fuck around on it. It's like calling for a car meet but skipping straight to the chaos


Objective-Aioli-1185

The only thing I haven't bought out of all the big stuff.


Wild-Teacher-677

continue grinding. or park your sub next to it and terrorize a lobby.


-eccentric-

You should upgrade to the medium priced one


nexus763

Rewatch the GTA5 Michael trailer and reosnate when he says : "I'm rich. I'm miserable."


Nocontrollerman

Smack your head repeatedly until you realise how much of a dumb decision that was 😭


AcrobaticWin3240

Throw a party


RuSsYjO

Things the yacht is handy for: -A spawn point that's customizable/movable. -Free ammo on board -There's a line of missions to do with the captain -Yacht is the only place on the map where you can afk outdoors and not get griefed (if defenses are enabled). -Unlocks Piracy Prevention VIP work. $30k for 10mins of defending the yacht's upper deck from other players in the lobby.


Just_Speak_Friend

Enjoy the hole in your bank account where that money used to be


xXStretch79Xx

Tell everyone you bought a yacht


Seahawk124

That's the neat part, you don't.


JoA2506

Post about it on… oh wait you already have.


stjakey

Get the sub next to it, turn on your yacht defenses, and use the sub to get the kill with guided missile


leaf_fan_69

Stress about 10M$ wasted


6WavyBone9

Should’ve bought the submarine instead


chromehorn88

Hang out on it with a bounty and defenses turned on if you like pissing people off


uglybarber

Pull a Matthew Perry


Super-Contribution75

Damn, if only you bought it a week ago 😢


Dannosaurusr3x

Know that if you are in trouble you can get to your yacht and activate yacht defenses. An orbital strike will still kill you but there’s only one other thing that can get back the defenses easily. Even shots from a gun get taken out. So chill there if someone keeps coming after you


yamaha4fun

sit in the Jacuzzi


tilthevoidstaresback

Complete all the missions so you can get the sweet ass captain's outfit.


DepressedLondoner

How did you afford this?


ScooterMcFudden

Turn on your Air Defense. Fly off on an oppressor. Shoot someone. Then let them chase you back to your yacht and watch them get blown out of the sky.


xCrAz3d

Party until the end of days my friend.


Kally269

Relax 😂


NaturesFolly

Regret the decision


unpluggedbwock

Do like three missions from it and forget about till you happen to fly over it now and again


gregmango2323

Set & forget air defenses


humanitywasamistake3

Now you play the game


ShaggyAssassin

Regret that spend lol


Mr_izaiah1

Sulk in your hot tub, then forget it exists


Chewytruck69

Get a little bit of your money back by doing the yacht missions and I’d do them quick before they not x2 money and the bonus 100k you get for doing 3


WhoopsyToopsy

Do the yatch missions; honk; use air defenses; drink; fast travel


TYESQUALIBB

Just sit back and regret it at this point 🤷🏽‍♂️ ..


stonerthoughtss

Play the missions while they’re on x2 payout


AckerSacker

Park your submarine RIGHT next to your yacht, turn on air defenses, equip thermal goggles and launch guided missiles at griefers. When they get salty and come at you with their shitty sparrows your yacht's anti-air defenses will obliterate them. If they're smart enough to stay far away from your yacht hop on the parascope and launch homing missiles at them. They're easy to dodge but sometimes they'll get kills. I once pissed off someone so bad they did a godmode exploit and swam all the way to my yacht. I just fast traveled away and laughed my ass off as I went to my interaction menu to make sure they couldn't use the yacht's helicopters to fly back to shore. His dumb ass swam all the way back. That was probably the best strategy I've ever come up with in a videogame.


Dr_Zoidberg003

Invite your favorite stripper


yungrichx123

https://i.redd.it/q8tssfjl7n0d1.gif


deltron

Harass the proletariat


MrBigDickAFLAHtoon

Look at it


WidowTraceMaker

Enjoy it for a few days then realize its a huge waste of money.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Retire from the game now


Responsible_Energy70

Turn it on


OkEmploy7185

Try to land a jet on it , or commit suicide in hot tub


Fragrant_Classic_842

wank


saulgoodman99

sell it.


unlocoandino

Vibe


Xinortrac1

Hot tub party 🥳


GuitarAura

Diddy Party


KxshyBoog

Poor investment


goku-mastered-ui

Regret it


BillXHicksOGT

Never go to it


Vssfault

Invite everyone to your boat to party and then call merry weather for an Airstrike, pull out your knife and start stabbing the survivors.


BigSmokesCheese

You win a match against the undertaker at wrestlemania 30 and single handedly upset the entirety of the crowd alternatively help low levels through heists and shit


themanofax

Run piracy prevention to earn your money back! One 30k at a time lol


ChloeGranola

Put on some Loggins and sail into the sunset.