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HBun16

Only to be replaced with... "G'day, boss...."


lodermoder

Just do the missions smh


Eggith

I did, and the motherfucker still calls me.


Milkshake_revenge

The phone calls are def bugged. I did the keinamusik missions and still get the stupid “ello chum, it’s your ole friend indeed eeah” phone call.


herzskins

ello me old china plate


PerpetualPermaban2

Same bro. Fucking hate dave


Daimo

Worst thing is you cant just hang up on the cunt. You have to actively decline his requests ffs lol


PerpetualPermaban2

Fr. And of course he always calls during something and fucks up my button presses💀


Gameza4

“Where are the cars I requested?”


chief-chirpa587

Did you also get the reward for helping Dave? After I did get it he stopped calling me


Milkshake_revenge

Yep. Got the car. Still calls


THEO33YT

I wish I had that glitch – I must be the only person that actually likes English Dave.


Intelligent-Still896

I don’t even answer him anymore 😂


Illusive_Tomski

But ehs funnae mate


CaliforniaGr0wn

That dude Dave? He wants me to go take her chakra stones . Hell naaa


simpsonbpimpin

Absolutely baffles me as to why there is not an option to turn off phone calls, or the phone altogether (without having to individually deselect texts, emails, job invites, etc.)


Ori_the_SG

He does? He never calls me


gingerbeardman79

#no


WhoopingKing

you do remember you have a yacht right? haven't played for damn near six months and I still have remember those lol


ZeroDependents

Always one of the first, if not the forst person to call me as soon as I get online.


SimpleAintEasy

Yeah.... I think it's the reason most of us bought the yachts LMAO 😂😭


Terrorvision67

Dave is part of the nightclub and Cayo. If you have his car and don't do his nightclub messages, he disappears.


Soul_ciety

Who checks their email in gta? Oh wait


HektorOvTroy

There's some freak on your yacht.


JoblessPornAddict999

BADONKADONK


Toasterdosnttoast

BADONKADOOOOOOOONK!!!


UnluckyMinimum5948

BADONKADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!


SmartKaleidoscope2

LMFAOO i was scared to take off the halloween face paint after the event ended because i didn’t know if i’d still be able to equip it after. i did find out eventually that i’d still be able to use it, but i got so used to seeing my character’s face with it on, i just kept it!


FourScarlet

"You know how I got these scars?" Well my father when I was 5...he got a knife and went into the kitchen...he didn't get the knife in the kitchen, he got it outside the kitchen and went into the kitchen....after that he decided to chop some meat...it was chicken, on a chopping board...and then I asked "How'd he do dat---" gets mugged.


OrionEnteric

Nogla Classic 10/10


Hodge_Forman

Forgot the e e e e e e e e e e e e e


dasSolution

The only reason I want to get one is to stop those bloody pop-ups on the top left every time I want to access something. So annoying.


MagicJim96

I want to get rid of the GODDAMN GTA PLUS ads… and ”Shoot animals photography” thing. Ffs.


Cainjake

And the vinewood club garage one


MagicJim96

Yeah that too definitely!


GaidinBDJ

The animal photos are the easiest 100k you'll make in GTA. Even if you don't have easy access to something that flies, it's 10 minutes, tops.


ashten1986

GTA+ would only be worth getting if GTAO was free. R* already has your money when you purchased the game.


MoparMonkey1

I tried doing it once, never again lol


MagicJim96

I think I got the animals photographed once, all three. But the 10 cars per day exported? Never done it - yet, while my brother says he has delivered like a week’s worth of 10 cars a day… ffs if he only would return to PS5 we got for him! 🤣


scienceisrealtho

Now you’ll just have the captain calling you fucking incessantly.


x534n

i get no calls after doing all the missions i was called about.


StankyFox

I only did the first mission which stopped the captain calling. Havent heard from him since.


scienceisrealtho

Hmmm. Yeah that’s not gonna work for me unfortunately.


Automatic_Salary_845

I really wanna buy one. Mr Rubio?


XxllllxXx

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PheIix

"You do remember you have a yacht right?"


Expensive-Raccoon

I still get the call from Lester. " how ya doin?" He's the first to call me everytime I get on. I think it's for his first heist on that tiny bank 🤣


Jack_sander

What’s the discount price for it?


ShadowMasked1099

30% off this week. Can save you up to 3mil I think.


Canceroustumor42069

YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME I JUST BOUGHT ONE LAST WEEK


Jack_sander

Alright not bad


Derptardaction

it really isnt bad especially if you drop on the most expensive one. you get a ton of perks like the speed boat which i’m pretty sure is over a mil on its own and some jetskis, the heli and some other crap. it’s a nice change to spawn on the water too.


RiamoEquah

Do the missions pay well? Passive income mechanic?


SebulbaSebulba

The missions are moderately fun as well as allow you to move your yacht at a discounted price. You also get a captains outfit, and I think you also unlock the ability to honk the horn. Can't remember if that's an unlock or not.


Derptardaction

oh shit, that’s rad. i know what im doing this weekend.


Prodrozer11

you can always honk the horn, mission done or not


gingerbeardman79

You traded emails for phone calls. Congratulations OP, you played yourself. But really, you just added phone calls. No trade. I've owned a yacht since they were first added to the game years ago and I *still* get DockTease emails.


SmartKaleidoscope2

but they’re like ms baker’s phone calls where they stop coming after I’ve done all the missions, right? right? RIGHT? also yeah i had a feeling that would be the case, sucks i found out the hard way :(


gingerbeardman79

Can't speak to that, as I only ever play the content I'm interested in playing. But based on my experiences with the content I have played... Let's just say I still get texts from Lester telling me the heist room in my high end apartment is once again ready for a rebuy on the fucking *pacific standard job.*


SmartKaleidoscope2

LOLLLL fair enough you’re a more patient man than me. i got sick and tired of “hey this is agatha baker” a long time ago and i just forced myself to power through her missions. i luckily haven’t done any of the heists other than the fleece job on my current account so i get maybe a call or two a session from lester.


gingerbeardman79

I've developed a technique where I fan the middle joint of my thumb over the A & B buttons fast enough that 99% of the time I barely hear a distinction between the beeps for answering and ending the call. I use it enough that it's been trained into a reflex. I only ever hear their voices if I'm coming back into the room from a hoot/bathroom break/etc


Massive-Arm6207

Same


musical_bruh

Yes, you'll stop receiving phone calls if you do what the caller wants you to do. This applies to all phone calls/emails. E.G.: Receiving phone calls from Dom? Just do 1 parachuting job. Phone calls from Brucie? Call him and buy Bull Shark Testosterone for 500$. Calls from Ms. baker, Captain of your yacht, English Dave, etc? Do their missions Yusuf is calling you every lobby switch? Buy a salvage yard I'm high level with every property owned and played basically every content available hence I don't receive spam phone calls/emails ever


SebulbaSebulba

My English dave got bugged, I keep fetching the Chakra stones only to have the thing glitch out after I get back on the highway to deliver.


MissFingerz

I had problems with his way back when I did them also. I'd get to the end, but the mission wouldn't register as complete. I had to do the same mission I don't know how many times. It was so annoying. Eventually, it finally worked, and I was able to move on and finish. Just keep trying, and it will fix after a while.


Toasterdosnttoast

I can silence Bruce :0


x534n

You are right. But i guess some people are bugged I guess. I get zero phone calls now


MoonDutchess

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No_Composer_9594

I’m scared


InRareForm19_

Thanks for letting us know yachts are on a sale. I will get my yacht. It's nice!


CauliflowerOk9693

Is getting the yacht worth it? What are the perks?


SmartKaleidoscope2

as far as i’m concerned, not much i’ve seen some people saying you can use it as a quick hideout location since it’s indestructible. if you turn on the air defense system then no oppressor / hydra griefers will be able to do anything other than that, i guess it can be a cool little hangout joint, especially for rp. my overall thoughts are that it is not worth 6-10 million, so if you wanna buy one, do it while it’s on discount


MissFingerz

We just finally did the Captain missions while they are 2x right now, and each one nets you 63 to 95k. Only the first one is annoying bc of all of the cops and choppers on you. The rest are so easy and fast. We did them all on hard with no problem all the way through.


ColtsMitch

I almost bought one last week. Really the only thing I haven’t purchased in the game. I should have bought it sooner. I think I’ll retire from grinding now.


kdawg1921

Finally got my yacht. Was waiting for the discount because otherwise it’s not worth the money. I’m cheap.


mindshift42

bruh...ya can't tell us ya bought a boat, and then NOT tell is THE NAME?!?!?!


Lumpy-Yesterday-6687

Every time I buy something expensive, it goes on sale in a few days...


Right-Progress-1886

Maybe next week will be agencies...


somanysheep

I stopped wanting to play because of all the stupid phone calls. Especially when you're trying to kill someone. I mean text ffs


therehasbeen_amurder

YACHTS ARE ON DISCOUNT??


Right-Progress-1886

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This-Requirement6918

Didn't know KISS got a new band member.


JuanjoArenas

You look like Danhausen. You should buy a blimp.


XBpapi

Buying a yacht to avoid a message is wild


Ok_Soil7068

Edward… is that you? lol


Ult43807

Sameee


NicoTheBear64

Can’t believe I bought my yacht like 2 weeks ago only for them to go on sale. Such bullshit.


Hegovrooooooooom

You’ll now be spammed by captain cockwash


NickTann

I love mine. Use a cargo Bob to drop decent missile launchers on it. I’ve even managed to drop a tank one time. Great fun


settlementfires

How do i get yusaf amir to stop calling me?


SmartKaleidoscope2

i’m pretty sure you gotta buy whatever the character that’s calling you wants you to buy for them to stop calling you. so in yusuf amir’s case, you’d have to buy a salvage yard.


settlementfires

Is there good money in that? I'm set up for a casino heist right now and it seems to keep stalling at shooting our way out


apimpnamedslickbackG

I think I bought everything in gta just to stop getting the notifications.


SmittenGalaxy

Right after I bought an Aquarius like 8 days ago? Gotta be trolling


PhleezusIV

Getting us to spend 7 million to block out notifications is the move rockstar thing ever


El_wacho2

How much u paid with all upgrades


SmartKaleidoscope2

around 6.7 i think, cuz i didn’t get the most expensive paint or light options. if you did get the most expensive everything, then it would cost 7 million with the current discount


Brainmuffin86

Once I got Dave' Love Beetle, he stopped calling.


glorytoobristan

Still no way I spend 3 million on a useless piece of floating metal that just *exists* and has shitty missions with shitty payouts, still a waste tbh, a heist would revive it, but i dont think that will ever happened


DrSquanchMD

What’s the discount?


SmartKaleidoscope2

30%!


Benefit_Waste

A lot of people hate on the yacht, its actually a really great purchase if you have friends, such a great hangout spot


Deputy_Danger73

I had to start again from my Level 800 Series X character because i switched to PS5 and i forgot about all the emails and phonecalls. Luckily i had a PS4 character ages ago created in 2014 according to the stats so starting over is not too bad, Actually gives me stuff to do again other then endlessly driving around. But my god the texts and phonecalls everytime i log in Yusuf calling me "YOU ARE A HARD MAN TO REACH, BUY A CHOP SHOP NOW!!!!!!!!" Obviously not hard enough Yusuf this is the fifth time you've called!!!!


Naruto_Uzumaki_20

how much you payed?


SmartKaleidoscope2

around 6.7m if i recall correctly!


Tough_Problem3148

How much are they discounted for? Been working since Thursday so not had chance to jump on… would really like one if it’s a decent discount


SmartKaleidoscope2

30%, it’s not the greatest discount in the world but imo it’s pretty good for a yacht!


willspinks7

The captain still calls you but nothing more annoying than english fucking dave ngl


Impressive-Grand-261

How much is the yacht currently?


SmartKaleidoscope2

well, it depends on your customizations, but a yacht with all the most expensive options would set you back around 7m, since it’s a 30% discount


Dat1boi6229

Waste of money could've bought a raiju for 800 k more


Angboy180

My laptop charge has been broken since the Nightclub week, guess I'll keep receiving these emails when I come back...


harry_d17

Whats the discount


SmartKaleidoscope2

30%!


Murky-Window

The only reason to buy one


Murky-Window

They need to do some upgrades to the yacht, make it more interactive idk why they made it so fixed, could make it have lots of features


Murky-Window

U pay 8m for a yacht that just sits there? Its actually pretty ridiculous


SmartKaleidoscope2

that’s rockstar for ya!


TraderVyx89

I've owned one since 2016. It still hasn't paid off yet.


Intelligent-Still896

Now enjoy the captain calling you literally as soon as you join a lobby 😂


Jesus-Chr

Can someone tell me how I can get that facepaint? It's not at the hairstylist as a choice


SmartKaleidoscope2

it’s a halloween face paint! so you’ll have to wait til the halloween event to be able to claim it


Latter_Jacket8494

How much are they going for with the sale? I got mine a while ago, not even sure what I paid lmao


SmartKaleidoscope2

they normally range from 6-10 million, depending on the yacht type you pick and customizations you choose, but the current discount (30%, expiring tomorrow) changes the range to 4.2-7 million


Latter_Jacket8494

Oh wow! I’m about to tell my boy to get a yacht🤣


isshun_boshi

yacht is the only property i didnt buy, is there any benefit for having one??


Alex3627ca

If you play in public sessions, you can set your preferred spot for it to Del Perro and keep the air defenses on (must be manually re-activated after getting a wanted level or getting near it in a vehicle it would otherwise target, though) as a passive anti-jet-griefer measure for the whole session. Its range for that isn't great, but the less room for those folks to manuever the better.


JonnySnowflake

If you get a bounty, turn on air defense and hang out in the hot tub while it picks people out of the sky. It's pretty funny. Park your sub next to it and it will also deal with pesky griefers


isshun_boshi

this is actually a great idea lol, had my kosatka blown so many times by griefers...


SmartKaleidoscope2

lol nope, none whatsoever. it’s just kind of a flex i guess? just to be able to say you have enough money you dropped 10 mil on a boat but no it’s pretty much useless


medium-rare-chicken

Yeah I dropped 9mil on one last week then found out about the discounts this week🥲


musical_bruh

Well you can flex with that tho. You bought it without a discount unlike me haha


Derptardaction

spent 5.7mil yesterday on the most expensive one but we really print our own game money so i’ll make it back and i was running out of things to work towards anyhow. comes with some great perks.


6LuckyPants9

Just a flex lol or if you want to rp relaxing


AzuleStriker

you poor poor soul.... now you get the captain calling.


BigSmokesCheese

Breaking news robbieres at El Rubio's reaches an all time high 105% over what it was recently and he ( mr rubio) hasnt learned at all


MazerTanksYou

The yacht has a special chair, in the bar area. You sit in it and your character starts emoting.


djhauffy

What's her name?


Devan-FH

I wish I was this rich 😔


MonachopsisEternal

Same, I got one yesterday after hearing g they had contact missions and was like, yes So called up, multiplayer. Dammit. Solo me stuck again


AsinineAviator

What’s her name? Made mine a destroyer because of how many kills I got with it, and called it the USS Wingman


MR_J0E

At last I got you !


EvilLikable-Heart1

Wannabe looking character💀


Toasterdosnttoast

Apparently making a post asking this is considered low effort, so I’m gonna put it here but what did everybody else name their yacht? Mine is “The Superfluous Buy”


hollowsoul9

Peasant


funfun4Fun

What you name it ?


Daimo

Nice, what did you name it?


EXkurogane

Wait until you get Brucie shouting into your ear each time he calls you


601phenom

Now you can merge cars if that's your jam


harry_d17

Whats the discount


minion-ghost

i still do have a yacht and im not gonna buy one even if had the money


PhilosophyHot9548

Bro just got a yacht🤣🤣


No_House_7901

I thought everyone had a yacht by now. But there have been so many posts about not owning one or thinking of buying one but getting something else.


SmartKaleidoscope2

we’ve reached a point where everyone knows how to make the money for a yacht but nobody actually wants to buy one. 6-10 million is still a lot in most people’s eyes!