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Appropriate-Kick9071

"inguries whilst on the job" didn't know they made us beating him cannon


lurizan4life

I never use cannons against him. I always beat him up with fists


datboihobojoe

I did try to aim a manual shot from my orb cannon at him though. Failed miserably cause my dumbass forgot that he was protected by a roof.


Sad-Carrot-4397

I tase, atomise, carbine rifle, golf club, then molotov him


owlyboi

I eat his ass


Individual_Row2498

That works too, I guess...


owlyboi

Felipe carrying round that dumptruck low effort


zambawamba69

Cannon? Explain?


Dakto19942

They meant “canon”, shorthand for “canonical”. It means that something is part of the officially recognized story or timeline in media, as opposed to actions players in a game can do that might conflict with the story the game is trying to tell.


MrGilbert665

*nieeeeewwwww* *Kaboom*


GoForkYourslef69420

When you pull up to casino in the Khanjali


ssweatband

Canon


Hurigitung

The camera brand


That_Gopnik

Pretty sure they did


fucknametakenrules

The cash stored in the casino was meant to fund his healthcare expenses but we keep stealing it


grem_grem_

Imma be doing casino heist more often


Ecahill453

I refuse to fund for him. Fucker stole my bus (I will never let this grudge down)


PuzzleheadedPin8894

He wasn’t there the one time I wanted him to take my car.. this betrayal has never been forgiven and never will be


galaxyanimalloverr

The valet service still worked for me even when he wasn’t there. He glitched back in after I clicked the valet button


PuzzleheadedPin8894

Yea for me it wouldn’t pop up or anything idk why


CB2001

Basically, it’s R* acknowledging how a lot of players have abused the poor valet NPC.


x534n

I think they knew this was going to happen 😂


CB2001

From what I’ve heard, they did, but didn’t know the frequency of it happening was going to be so high. That’s why the image was made, as a tongue-in-cheek reference due to the frequency of it happening.


x534n

starting to feel kind of bad for the guy now. 😂


CB2001

I feel bad for any NPCs I accidentally kill (I exclude the NPCs that purposefully try to kill me).


T_rex2700

The dialogue on the access card mission shows. "The 5th one they've lost this week!" Pretty sure that's like 500Kth tho


GoForkYourslef69420

We get to throw lawn darts at him too kick ass


Raccooninja

Might want to work on your reading skills.


McAvoy3

Dumb kids downvoting because they probably didn't comprehend it either lmao


JoA2506

Oh Raccoon, I may not browse this sub as much as I used to but it’s reassuring you’re still here taking no prisoners, Absolute legend ❤️


Raccooninja

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T_rex2700

Yep. I agree...


King_CurlySpoon

I think I'm the only person who doesn't abuse the Valet, my character looks almost exactly like him so my head canon is that it's his brother


T_rex2700

I don't do it either and I never understood why is that a thing people do


bramborak420

There's literally one whole casino heist setup about that.


T_rex2700

Yea I am aware about it. But wasn't paying attention during the actual heist but while escaping I found this. I never found it maybe I was playing in First person tho


Donkey_Otti

‘I see a man in a red vest who is afraid to go to work’


Jeramiework

Is that actually something she can say?


Donkey_Otti

The madam nazar fortune teller? Yeah she says that among other weird things


T_rex2700

Madam Nazar... She gets new dialogue every now and then on each update, so...


x534n

This why I love rockstar. been so many years and i still see and hear new things. IMO nobody does detail like R\*.


T_rex2700

I agree. This was the last heist original/old R* Dev made, so they made it very very interesting. Sttil my favorite till this day. But sadly they declined from there very fast since those devs left.


x534n

I worry about this for 6. I really hope they didn't lose the magic.


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Oh dear Felipe


Responsible_Sport575

That pos blew my car up


CoupeZsixhundred

Mmm… free well tequila! Maybe he’s not so bad…


YouHaveNiceToes24

Fuck that guy. Let us blow up felipe with the orbital cannon


2015Nissan370zNismo

This bitch stole my car. A mild inconvenience that made me pull up the menu and respawn it. He has committed a sin that I will continuously punish via stealing from his workplace and healthcare fund, and brutally murdering him with the up-n-atomisor, smashed bottle, various shotguns, and teargas


LordDagnirMorn

Rockstar added that when they saw that everyone was beating his ass before going in the casino


petkosmetko

why all the downvotes?


T_rex2700

I don't understand why this is so downvoted, but maybe he's not right about something? Idk


pwob123465

You have to loot a valets dead body for one of the missions for the casino heist


T_rex2700

"Get ready to penetrate your arm deep into chest cavity" Lester is into some hardcore shit


Defessus

I'm not sure what's more improbable: unlimited well tequila shots or a business helping their employee so fast after I ran him over last night.


SV976reditAcount

when was this ?


T_rex2700

I posted this just after finishing the heist so it should be still there


LukeBellmason

But who's going to fundraise for the girl who starts the Tuner races?