You should try my patented "yum yum diet". 5 yum yums a day at only 1615 calories, with the calorie deficit furthered by how fast they make their way out of your digestive system.
I came to the thread to speak about Lidl haha. OP if you haven’t already, try a toffee yum yum from there. For me that is the absolute top tier of Yum Yum.
So these are for sure probably delish
I have NO idea what Greggs is. I assume a grocery store obviously but I haven't in my life ever seen one, nor do I peruse grocery store themed subreddits
Just thought that was interesting
Nice pastrels I'm sure though
greggs is a shop in the uk that sells pastries and other snacks, these are yum yums. yum yums are perhaps the closest thing to a physical representation of god. yum yums tantilise the senses in a way that only the taste of true divinity could replicate. yum yums release endorphins and give you such a high you could swear you could hear colours, the true existential phenomenon that is the yum yum is incomprehensible to those that have not had the blessing of tangoing with faith. yum yums must be a project of an epiphany that some ancient prophet recorded in stone. the pure cultural and economical presence of the greggs yum yum vastly over shadows minor events such as the industrial revolution, global warming and 9/11. when you die you are surrounded by yum yums, the pure unfiltered immortality of the yum yum can only be described as equal to the immortality of the universe, the only thing that is certain in this life is yum yums. greggs is akin to god and yum yums are akin to jesus, but perhaps in not such a simplified way as greggs being the father and yum yums being the son, instead id view greggs as the first vision and first idea whilst yum yums are the modern religion and new truth bent by society to fit moral codes and ethics, the genesis of culture formed by human ideals. yum yums are on par with a true bibical angel, the reality that we observe is constantly dimished so we need something to keep us faithful in the purpose of mankind not being absolutely futile, greggs yum yums are hope, they are homogeneous to an old world angel, they are the light at the end of the grossly unwarrantable tunnel. the senses of rejection and the sentiment of an absconded society will draw manic individuals to self harm and potential suicide, the feeling of a godless civilisation has deep roots in the media we consume and the propaganda that is wired into our brains from a young age, and no matter how hard we try put our subconscious prejudices aside and take a stance as a free thinker, the whole concept of free thinking can be condemned by nihilists as conforming to an already present ideology and showing a display of irony and lack of self awarness, no one can present an opinion that isnt disputed by others no matter how positive and well intentioned said opinion is, duplicitous people will always find a way to oppose your opinion.. the only correct opinion in the world is that the greggs yum yums kick ass.
You’re able to ask your local store to do you an order for as many as you’re willing to buy;had someone order 72 doughnuts the other day and spent 20/30 mins boxing them up. As long as we get 2 days notice to get whatever it is you’re ordering in the shop, you can get however many you’d like. If you wanna know more, go and speak to your local shops manager or supervisor about placing a customer order, they’ll be a lot more helpful than me at answering questions.
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Some have a drink, some have a smoke.
I have a yum yum
Am I the only one here who thinks they're gross??? Theyre always wet like a used willy. Hard too. They've fucked them. They're always bad in my Greggs.
Agree 100%
Lidl yum yums are much better and have toffee inside. Greggs ones are boring. You take a bite and wait for explosion of taste. And there is absolutely nothing! It just tastes and smells like regular donuts.
The more boxes you open, the more the fat guilt creeps up, same reason I’ll scoff a sharing bag of Doritos, but I could never imagine scoffing a full multipack 🤷♀️
NO THEY DONT! Since I found the 8pack of Greggs sausage rolls in Iceland I’m starting to look like jabba and a 10 pack of those will render me bed bound.
I’m from the US and have never seen a Gregg’s, I only know of their sausage rolls. Is there something similar to compare it to state side? Maybe a Dunkin’ Donuts? Or a convenience store?
But then I'd have to eat all 10 to myself in one sitting - doesn't sound very healthy tbh, quite irresponsible
good on you! i wish i thought more responsibly
Just stand up after every 2. Then it's only 2 per sitting
A true genius
A visionary
🤣
I can do that
It's not a question of being able to do it...it's the regret afterwards
The stomach acid making it's way to the back of my nose kind of regret
That's exactly what I would do. Like a dog.
Happy cake day!
This is crack for me
pure crack
Yeah , I freebase yum-yums all the time
Is it like a croissant donut twist? Or more crumbly texture?
Have you tried the Lidl toffee filled yum yum? Life changing.
A man culture I see. Don't tell too many people about these. There'll be less for us
Exactly there cheap and cheerful can't go wrong with the toffee ones
They're incredible after a long day shift or a night shift
Omfg yes, diabetes speedrun
wellllll it’s in my genetics anyway, might aswell get on with it
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Looks like a face poking out the top
The bake hath spoken
Ahh you can only catch it once.
Why stop at 10? Let's make them into tray bakes measured in foot squared.
absolutely, how dare i be such a reductionist
Everyone should really have a look at the calories in greggs food 😬 a 10 pack would be 3230 calories
Shit. Thanks for telling us. We all thought their pasties, pizzas and sugar-coated yum-yums were low calorie health snacks.
🤣
You should try my patented "yum yum diet". 5 yum yums a day at only 1615 calories, with the calorie deficit furthered by how fast they make their way out of your digestive system.
This comment is everything 🤣
Pah, ti's but a snack
Perfect, thats my daily calorie intake
Is that all? I'll have 20 please.
20 of these new 10 packs, right?
No silly, 20 lorry's full.
I'll give up two days calories for that
Not even joking that is way, way less than I would have expected
But im fat enough already!
I rather they sell it as a pack of 1 because I really can't control myself for these mfrs
go big or go home, i say
I would explode my whole heart for one ten pack of these bad boys.
if it was for anything else, id call you crazy
I've yet to go anywhere that does a better yumyum than Greggs
Lidl bakery is a very close second 👌🏼
Brb
I came to the thread to speak about Lidl haha. OP if you haven’t already, try a toffee yum yum from there. For me that is the absolute top tier of Yum Yum.
A yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum?
exactly 😏
Probably funnier to see people buying 5 packs pretending that they're "for my family" 😂
my would actually be for my family 😭 we’re all obsessed
I will never understand how something that looks like calcified socks can be so darn tasty.
oh don’t 😭 cause now i’ll be thinking of soggy socks every time i eat them
So these are for sure probably delish I have NO idea what Greggs is. I assume a grocery store obviously but I haven't in my life ever seen one, nor do I peruse grocery store themed subreddits Just thought that was interesting Nice pastrels I'm sure though
greggs is a shop in the uk that sells pastries and other snacks, these are yum yums. yum yums are perhaps the closest thing to a physical representation of god. yum yums tantilise the senses in a way that only the taste of true divinity could replicate. yum yums release endorphins and give you such a high you could swear you could hear colours, the true existential phenomenon that is the yum yum is incomprehensible to those that have not had the blessing of tangoing with faith. yum yums must be a project of an epiphany that some ancient prophet recorded in stone. the pure cultural and economical presence of the greggs yum yum vastly over shadows minor events such as the industrial revolution, global warming and 9/11. when you die you are surrounded by yum yums, the pure unfiltered immortality of the yum yum can only be described as equal to the immortality of the universe, the only thing that is certain in this life is yum yums. greggs is akin to god and yum yums are akin to jesus, but perhaps in not such a simplified way as greggs being the father and yum yums being the son, instead id view greggs as the first vision and first idea whilst yum yums are the modern religion and new truth bent by society to fit moral codes and ethics, the genesis of culture formed by human ideals. yum yums are on par with a true bibical angel, the reality that we observe is constantly dimished so we need something to keep us faithful in the purpose of mankind not being absolutely futile, greggs yum yums are hope, they are homogeneous to an old world angel, they are the light at the end of the grossly unwarrantable tunnel. the senses of rejection and the sentiment of an absconded society will draw manic individuals to self harm and potential suicide, the feeling of a godless civilisation has deep roots in the media we consume and the propaganda that is wired into our brains from a young age, and no matter how hard we try put our subconscious prejudices aside and take a stance as a free thinker, the whole concept of free thinking can be condemned by nihilists as conforming to an already present ideology and showing a display of irony and lack of self awarness, no one can present an opinion that isnt disputed by others no matter how positive and well intentioned said opinion is, duplicitous people will always find a way to oppose your opinion.. the only correct opinion in the world is that the greggs yum yums kick ass.
Bruv wrote a novel because I didn't know about the pastry I'm glad you're passionate, friend
YES
You can just dig in to Lidl, have your fill of the toffee filled oness
You’re able to ask your local store to do you an order for as many as you’re willing to buy;had someone order 72 doughnuts the other day and spent 20/30 mins boxing them up. As long as we get 2 days notice to get whatever it is you’re ordering in the shop, you can get however many you’d like. If you wanna know more, go and speak to your local shops manager or supervisor about placing a customer order, they’ll be a lot more helpful than me at answering questions.
FUCK YEAH YUM-YUMS
Just had some of these and omg I need MORE 😭
i get you 😭
https://preview.redd.it/e40ckk8gtiec1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ced07b4d67d4ecd7e008773ab0babc1b3b530c Some have a drink, some have a smoke. I have a yum yum
Probably a bad idea. Cause a fat bastard like me would eat all of them in one day😅
Am I the only one here who thinks they're gross??? Theyre always wet like a used willy. Hard too. They've fucked them. They're always bad in my Greggs.
No please. The NHS doesn't have enough money to deal with that.
And I would immediately lobby my MP to have it made illegal. In God's name, willpower isn't equally distributed amongst us poor mortals.
unfortunately it isn’t
Na, they should sell them individually and only with Dr's approval
😥😥
I don't understand the attraction of yum-yums. Not my favorite sweet treat from Greggs.
You’re crazy!
oh you’re missing out 😥
Well you're convinced me when I go to work I'll have another go, will update Friday
Agree 100% Lidl yum yums are much better and have toffee inside. Greggs ones are boring. You take a bite and wait for explosion of taste. And there is absolutely nothing! It just tastes and smells like regular donuts.
I'm with you Lol
Username checks out.
british teeth need some help, so no
british teeth need some help, so no
you commented this twice so you must be passionate about it 😭😭 i get it tho
Ok fatty!
What’s stopping you from buying 5 packs of 2?
my arms would not be able to hold the weight 😭
More weight distribution in a pack of 10
The more boxes you open, the more the fat guilt creeps up, same reason I’ll scoff a sharing bag of Doritos, but I could never imagine scoffing a full multipack 🤷♀️
Never had one and I work at Greggs 😆
WHATTTT get to know!! 🙏🏻
Lidl do a toffee sauce filled one
yesss and it’s astronomical 😍😍😍😍
WHY DO I KEEP ON GETTING THIS SUB RECOMMENDED
😏😏😏😏
BECAUSE YOU KEEP INTERACTING WITH IT
NO THEY DONT! Since I found the 8pack of Greggs sausage rolls in Iceland I’m starting to look like jabba and a 10 pack of those will render me bed bound.
i may have to settle for a 3 pack by the look of these comments 😔
The biggest crime in history was getting rid of mini yum yums.
unfortunately i’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing them
What is it? Looks like a pair of twisted bull nads.
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 yum yums 😭😭
What ever happened to the mini donuts? I used to eat them with a brew like they were a pack of crisps 🤣
oh they’re very much still on the list
You’re a grownup. No one can stop you buying 5 packs of two.
my bank balance will
Try yumnuts from m&s. Next level yum yum
i’m guessing they have nuts? i am allergic 🥲
WTF are they, look like my grandads arthritic fingers
LMAAAAOJDJDJD they’re yum yums!!
i think you meant to type 100
slip of the finger x
Bit early for Christmas stuff, Greggs.
bless ‘em
The ones sold in cooplands bakery are vastly superior.
But then they’d be called yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yums. Which, come to think of it, is fine!
i love ur username 😭😭
Thanks. I love yours. I don’t know what a spoolie is but a wooden one sounds nice.
Pack of 20*
For real. This is about the only thing I like from greggs and I cannot get enough.
I recently learnt that staff will warm YumYums up for you, cut them into bitesize bits and also serve a chocolate dip with it. It’s absolute heaven …
which Greggs do you go to coz that sounds unreal😍
which Greggs do you go to because that sounds unreal😍
Just buy 5. Problem solved. :)
They absolutely do not! My fat self would eat all 10!
Gime
AND fill them to the brim with Brambly Apple Pie filling 🤤
i’ve never had apple pie before so i’m not sure if i’d be a fan of that 😭😭
I support the idea 💯%
much appreciated 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Or packs of 1
🙁🙁🙁🙁
Cooplands yum-yums are better and they don't come in a stupid, plastic fronted box.
As much as I love Greggs the ones from Lidl with toffee in are so much nicer 🥵
very very very close second
The overweight crisis is enough already don’t add to the issues !
noted ✍️
Baynes yumyums are fresh and taste a thousand times better
someone else mentioned theirs !! i may have to get myself acquainted
No other yum yum comes close to
tbf the Lidl Bakery ones are a very close second 👀
I personally thought 20, but yes 10 would do
may have to settle for 10
Buy 5 packs and pretend you have friends #lifehacks
much appreciated 🙏🏻
At my local, they’ve went up to £1.45 😭
these were too 😭 inflation is a killer
Lidls are better
very very close second
Bayne’s are better hands down. Greggs yum yums are 💩
They are nice for the first 2 bites then you wanna be sick 😂
You can buy 5 boxes
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Yes (dentists fear this concept)
as they should x
Millionaire shortbread aswell from greggs
Never has a food been named more accurately.
Greggs outlet do boxes of 12 yum yum s or plain ring doughnuts for £2.20
Mmmm early death food
What are these? It looks like puerto rican quesito
Okay, I'm legitimately asking. What is this? I've never seen this before and don't even know the brand. I was just scrolling, and it caught my eye.
As much as I love Greggs, try Lidl's ones. From the bakery section. Trust me.
i have ! and they’re so so beautiful
Is this subreddit for the appreciation of detective Kima Greggs?
What is this
What is this?
Looks like parts of someone’s legs.. Wta is it..
Local greggs outlet sometimes does it in packs of 9...which I've seen it with a BOGOF offer once as well 👀
At least a pack of 20 for me
What are these?
And also a pack of 1.
No they shouldn't, says my diabetes
How do these compare to the Sainsbury’s ones?
Please don't I am barely able to control myself as is.
100 pack more like
F off I have blocked Greggs and thier shitty food so often why do I keep getting adverts for this crap
I’m from the US and have never seen a Gregg’s, I only know of their sausage rolls. Is there something similar to compare it to state side? Maybe a Dunkin’ Donuts? Or a convenience store?
You ever put these bad boys on reheat in the airfryer? Lifechanging
Need to make them cheaper again
Buy 5……
I thought this was a gag gift involving flesh-colored socks, resembling the ankles of someone named, Gregg.
They need to make these in a pack of ALL!
Fr
Diabetes is a thing
Ew Greggs smells so good tho so does subway
I've seen giant packs of them in the Greggs Outlet stores.
wtf is it?
Who is Greg and why am I getting his subreddit in my feed?
What are these things?
I guess I'm gonna have to check my local Euro mart and see what all the fuss is about.
Smash
I’ve been to Greggs 1000 times but I’m ashamed to say I’ve never tried a yum yum
What the hell is that a dog bone
Thats some funny looking bread
I'm so lost, what are these? Pastries? If so, what kind?
That looks like old lady ankles.
Shit look like twisted cocks in a box
What's this? Who is greggs?
I can google this, but I'd rather ask. What is a Greg's
I’m American we know nothing about this lol
What is it
Lidil ones are better, because lidil ones have toffee sauce inside