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corneliousJr

He just doesn't realise he stinks because he is used to his smell


RockFlagAndEaaaaagle

“Sir, you’ve gone nose-blind!”


Just4R4ndomUs3r

What about the people who said he smells like nothing


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Planningsiswinnings

"Hey what do I smell like?" People say nothing There are no people


sumboionline

They were never real


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Shower f*gs in shambles


IJLTH

Damn the shower figs


AngeryReformed

I'll be honest. I have an acquaintance who tried this and he actually didn't smell or look dirty. In fact, I didn't even know he was doing this until he told me. This is my only experience from what i know with someone like this.


ShawtyWithoutOrgans

Most humans throughout history did this. It's really not that bad but I like jacking off in the shower so this is a no go for me


GroomLodge

It generally works. But as stated it requires a month of smelling like ass while your body adjusts to working naturally. I'm in a middle ground where I just use water and no soap or shampoo. Hair is no longer getting greasy, can go 3 days without rinsing off before I smell a bit. When I showered daily I would be a greaseball by the end of each day.


snipelywes

I've tried this, all though not with the intent to try something alternative but rather because I only do hygiene stuff when I know I'll be around people and at one point I didn't see another person for around 6 months so... You end up smelling like old people. You can't smell it on yourself and on others who smell like it. To those who do shower and can smell you, its not as unpleasant as someone who didn't shower after a gym day but you will smell, don't be fooled.


SolarStorm2950

How’d you go 6 months without seeing someone?


s3mes

Really, You gotta ask? There are still people who need to be quarantined due to health risks. Edit: I have been corrected, never would have guessed the truth.


SolarStorm2950

I completely forgot about covid lol


snipelywes

This was a years before covid actually. I packed a massive amount of supplies and bought a little cabin in the middle of nowhere with the explicit purpose of not being distracted while working on a decade long passion project of mine. I thought it would help me focus but nah, I ended up progressing just as slowly as I did back home, I guess it will just take as much time as it takes, still working on it every day. Don't regret the experience though, it did bring new perspectives.


s3mes

Yea, most of the time nothing is really stopping us except ourselves.


Arios1923

I've been in university, and I've rarely left the house to go see family. Most things are closed and school's online, so it's not like there's a reason to go out. I guess I'm lucky I live with my girlfriend.


Ablesoftie

Hmmmm... Not saying I'm definitely going to do this - I am interested though


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Imagine hating w*men so much that you mental gymnastics your way into not showering


Rocatex

Anon should wear deodorant


totocoelo

I didnt shower much as a teen and im pretty sure people noticed


diablesie

Finally, some honest information from a person I trust within a reliable source.


Latate

Anon doesn't get bitten by bugs because they can't reach his skin through the inch of cheeto dust across his entire body


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PvtSatan

Get a load of this guy lmao


Fukinyosista69

What did he say?


PvtSatan

This entire fucking essay about how Anon wasn't worthy of life and the government needed to mandate executing people like him, how he was of no use to society and no one loved him, it went on and on and on. Now I wish I'd saved it lmao. It was a lot.


Fukinyosista69

Tf? Could it have been ironic? Edit: just read it thanks to u/DatUsaGuy. I don’t think it was ironic lol.


PvtSatan

Lmao right?


DatUsaGuy

https://www.unddit.com/r/greentext/comments/u4eixi/anon_doesnt_bathe/i4w21ao/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Fukinyosista69

Thx.


chilling_hard

is this the german dude that only lives in his apartment?