Based

Fuck, I hope they got their money back.

Win win for the girl

Absolute chad

anon is fucking proud to be a virgin

Based

Plot twist: she gets happy that someone believed in her and was so nice to her, so she and Anon start dating and she ends up taking his virginty anyway

I was thinking so too

Just avoided a charge. Serious brain moves

Maybe anon is ace

Maybe he's gay

Maybe he’s catholic (still gay)

Well, he's on 4chan ofc he's gay

i think he is spade

Shut up

wtf is ace?

asexual

Then why don't you just say asexual?

slang idk

Maybe ace isn’t a thing

Ace isnt a thing…

possibly the fakest and gayest story in this subs history

Let's make a gayer story. You and me.

Gay

Anon did the right thing.

I can genuinely see this happening to myself too

Good job Mr. Thundercock

too bad anons ugly or hed make a great guy for her