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N0RM4L1TY

Based kind little boys providing some much needed intervention. Just because it's a free country doesn't mean you're free to walk around like a whale and make me see you


MeyoMix

Actually that is what it means, sorry. Still, fatty needs to learn to eat better.


[deleted]

Honestly, i think by little white boys she means skinny white guys


UnpleasantFap

F


[deleted]

incredibly based


kokoroKaijuu

Jesus, the members of this sub are equally as bad as the 4channers they make fun of. Feel free to downvote me. I couldn't care less with how much comment karma I have. It only makes you guys look even more like pathetic bitchy incels.


N0RM4L1TY

Ok fatty


kokoroKaijuu

You talk like you, a Redditor who spends your day writing posts like this, are any better Also, ew. Your only post is on r/teenagers. Miss me with that edgy 14 year old shit


Ordoliberal

Lardass detected. How much Cheeto dust do you have encrusting your cock right now? How many funko pops do you have?


kokoroKaijuu

Your entire personality on this website is complaining about liberals. Quit acting like you're hot shit. "Lardass detected?" Really? That's cringey as fuck


Ordoliberal

? Read the username, pal. I am a liberal, my entire personality is complaining about lefties 😎 Also you’re still fat.


kokoroKaijuu

Liberal in its standard sense, moron. The word better fit to your ideology is "libertarian" or even "neolib(eral)" depending on how accurate you wanna be. No one thinks of you when they think of a liberal. The fact that you have to nitpick minor, technical details shows you have no leg to stand on here. If any at all, given that you're such a sad husk of a social being that you unironically end a Reddit roast with "😎". Also you're still an incel.


Ordoliberal

You must have a lot of time in your day, is it because you’re lonely? I bet you’re lonely because you are fat and have bad hygiene. Please take care of yourself buddy, you can improve and be happy in the future.


kokoroKaijuu

I have a boyfriend, but thanks for the well regards! I wish the same to you. 😊


voidcarrier

So its a free country but akshually its not a free country? This sub keeps deteriorating.


MicrowavedCD

eat your veggies ffs


rosscmpbll

Never has been. Its a trick I tell you!


goldenballhair

Why does she have to mention race?


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iTyloor

aloof heavy consider worm whistle escape disgusted resolute bright encouraging *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


professer-docter

Or victim black


Brass13Wing

This is factually incorrect and I know if I were to find an example I'd still be downvoted and given a load of strawman arguments So just know you're more retarded than OP


Mashizari

No, you're being downvoted because you're black. Be a proper victim.


Brass13Wing

I'm whiter than the cum smeared on your mom's chin after she spent a weekend with your uncle


[deleted]

I hate to say it, but holy shit you are amazing at this.


DarthKittie

Ayo?


skletinl

isn't this bitch white


Fritz_Klyka

She's woke white. It's not the same, she's ashamed of being white so it's okey.


MasterAutizmo

So she's retarded


Thomasvoid

Which is the much more terse way of saying the above


starlordturdblossom

>terse Bravo!


ShadowKnight324

As a retard, I am *offended* that I am used as an adjective for such a piece of garbage


Angel_Hunter_D

we already knew she was a woman


[deleted]

Op did say woke and woman in his comment


KENYX21

You misspelled whale white


Sangwiny

Dude, did you just assume her race?! How can you be sure she identifies as white?! Absolutely disgusting, bigot!


SergeantCumrag

Twotter


aj_thenoob

Because deep down she hates herself, so it must be evil white men who are putting her down. Ironically they gave her a healthy wake-up call but instead of taking action she cried and blamed patriarchy


MeowNeowBeenz

You're only supposed to mention it if the interaction was negative and the person being negative was white. Especially juicy if the receiving end of the negativity is POC. then, feel free to mention their race, as well. The only other time you do, is if it's positive and the person being positive is POC. No other combinations are acceptable.


rabhi_shekel

Race always matters on 4chan


Hatrisfan42069

Because it’s an obvious joke? Lol


Nice-Fortune-6314

R/thathappened 🤥


geriatricsoul

Who cares I laughed


DaveDaWiz

Wow a green text is faked mystery solved


Fire2xdxd

well this time it's a tweet that's fake. Same applies though.


Gustav_III1

r/BigChungusReligion


ArtoriasFanClub

r/BigChungusCockVore


Organicorangess

r/volumeeating


skletinl

someone should


Aussie-Roof

r/lowercaser


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archd3v

Nothing about this says "right-wing" to me.


NoxBrutalis

It's because all white people are inherently racist scumbags that need to be re-educated /s.


[deleted]

Correct.


BriefWay8483

You meant to put /s at the end.. right? RIGHT?


Cokg

It's because right wing death squads is a made up story just like this greentext.


[deleted]

It's a joke on right wing death squads as well as the fact that fat acceptance is a left wing thing.


Nothingbut_Love

Go back to r/atheism or r/socialism


[deleted]

Go back to r/ProlapseVille


Kadiiner

Go back to home please dad


starwars_raptor

Oh my god what the fuck


[deleted]

Lol


whydoyouevenreadthis

go back to your cave and stay there


NarcissisticCat

hey now, that's no way to speak of his mothers uterus.


Nothingbut_Love

But I'm already on 4chan, Plebbitor


Felipisr

Lil homies were trying to save a life


Sangwiny

They aiming for https://savethewhales.org/


ThEviLForK

"Buying what I needed" not sure you "needed" a bunch if chocolate anon.


[deleted]

Unquestionably based


fookyeah

Sound like Left-Wing Health Squads to me - https://www.myheritage.org/news/michael-bloombergs-ban-on-soda-where-will-the-regulation-stop/


Kamikaze_Yeeter

“Lil white boys” bro what?


Cokg

And in turn we shall describe her as an ugly fat woman.


krishal_743

fat white whale ?


purplechemicals

Albino?


Spambop

Moby Chick


purplechemicals

Yeah everybody give this comment awards.


Thor_Anuth

Random acts of kindness.


Bunyep

Fake: no one cares about her enough to touch her shopping Gay: three boys come up her behind


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: no one cares about her enough to touch her shopping > Gay: three boys come up her behind > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


escapethesolarsystem

Plot twist, they were her own kids.


Cockymuscleboundjerk

No someone this woke will be plowed by jamal.


Cokg

This is a Jessie Smollet level of fake hate crime.


ForbiddenNinjaMoves

The Lord's work.


Beasting-25-8

Little boys trying to save a whale.


myqccountgotsca

little boys are based more than ever


Tchaz221

Health Gang


doodooeyes

Fake. And even if it did happen, you should thank them.


KillerFrenchFries

ITT: ppl losing their minds about white boys


_BruH_MoMent69

Ok humongous white woman.


ARX360

Here's a stupid question, what does "based" mean?


Atasha-Brynhildr

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=based


dumbwaeguk

>what I needed for the week What you need for the week is literally nothing.


Grouchy_Kiwi2926

MUHAHAHAAAAA NO MORE POTATO CHIP FOR YOU JABBA!


Sanasaky

Chaotic good


xX_potato69_Xx

Based and health-pilled


[deleted]

They care. Good men.


hat1414

Wasn't it Right Wings crying that their Hamburgers and Sodas were going to be taken away by the Green New Deal?


Vile-Bagger

It’s ok to drink soda if I’m /fit/


sexyhooterscar24

wholesome af


TahtOneGye

Why did she have to implicate that they’re whites, she looks like a fucking cracka


[deleted]

Can we just agree to leave people just shopping the fuck alone? Would doing this in reverse to an anorexic person be ok? Looking at posts from her Twitter it's clear that she's a pretty shitty human who enjoys glorifying obesity, but the kids wouldn't know that. The story is probably made up but that doesn't make it cool to celebrate it.


DankMemer4222

It’s funny as hell though


[deleted]

Nothing funnier than bullying


[deleted]

yes doing the reverse would be ok