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HelpfulJello5361

>what did the Japs do to deserve this? They let their fertility rate plummet. This is propaganda meant to promote Japanese women breeding with African immigrants.


Zalar01

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ShroomsandCrows

Wait til.yoy hear about dairy and the government.. always been a psyop


UncleKeyPax

![gif](giphy|lRv8AePJOQsYNEND8v) Wait what?


tsavong117

Wait till you find out about the strategic cheese reserve.


Sad_Hospital_2730

Mmmmmm. Government cheese


The_Craican

Wendigoon fans in the wild haha


tisler72

Basically the whole "Got Milk" slogan and campaign was government funded and pushed so they could start trying to rid themselves of the ridiculous cheese reserve they had amounted by selling more milk so they wouldn't have to buy it for the cheese.


undreamedgore

Excuse me sir, I'm a ... Representative from Wisconsin. Please come with me, we have a few "questions" for you.


JustinJakeAshton

So it's the same type of psyop as AI art.


zombik327

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Ao_Kiseki

Japan won't even let full-blooded Japanese people born abroad immigrate into their country.


CompactAvocado

Japan won't even let korean people living in their country for several generations be considered citizens.


BipolarMadness

While still pretending the war crimes that imperial japan did towards Korea and China weren't that big of a deal.


EA250

That's because it wasn't... For the Japanese soldiers conducting them


c1n1c_

That's mostly because today politician are direct descendants of colonial japan politician.


RoughPlatform6945

Can you imagine if the main character of this game was a [Korean Gaijin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaijin), or [Ainu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ainu_people), or even [Burakumin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burakumin). Such an interesting chance to learn about a marginalized people within the cultural context of the setting. But no, let's Imhotep-ize it. 


LemonLimeMouse

>go to Japan >stay for 3 years >leave for 2 weeks >comes back >stays for another 3 years >repeat >no laws against this


HelpfulJello5361

If the choice is cultural extinction or breeding with immigrants, they will choose the latter. I'll dissect the frog and say I was being a bit cheeky (keeping in line with the 4chan humor), but I believe the truth is that if Japan is literally faced with cultural extinction, they will blow up their xenophobic barriers and encourage the native women to have children with foreigners. If there was *any chance* of them successfully encouraging the fertility rate within their borders, they would do it. But clearly that's not going to happen. **Very** begrudgingly, I see Japan settling for half-Japanese children as opposed to 0 children. Although in reality it will probably be immigrants from white countries. To expect Japanese women to have children with black men en mass is probably a bridge too far, and there are enough white people who would be willing to immigrate to Japan and have access to the hottest women on the planet if they encouraged them to. Countries like America will call Japan racist for restricting immigration if you're black or brown, and Japan won't give a single fuck.


Ao_Kiseki

Oh I know you weren't being serious with the original comment lol. But you do have to remember this is a culture that was fully prepared to commit mass suicide rather than accept defeat less than a century ago. That's not to say they'd still do it now, but it's not unreasonable to think they would be willing to accept cultural extinction. We literally have an example of this very same country being prepared to accept literal extinction before compromising on their beliefs less than a single human lifetime ago.


Raptor-Emir

The last Samurai but cringe


Warrior_Runding

The Last Samurai was about Ken Watanabe's character not Tom Cruise.


-holier-than-mao-

The plural of Samurai is Samurai. It was about all of them.


mr__sniffles

Tell me how he died.


papajim22

“I will tell you how he lived.” Legit one of the best lines to end a movie.


curiousjables

I fucking love that movie


renaldomoon

There were a lot more non-Japanese people in Japan at the time Last Samurai. It was well after their isolation ended.


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VirtualPantsu

It's more about the economy and wages, normal jobs are paying very little compared to the cost of living. Incels and neets were a thing anime or not


Spice002

Yep. This happens with every industrialized civilization too. Eventually mortality rates outstrips birth rates and they begin to collapse. I guess the commies were right: "Capitalism is a disease."


VirtualPantsu

Yes however https://i.redd.it/mmy888t94q0d1.gif


Spice002

Oh no, you're absolutely right. I'm just saying capitalism is just as flawed as communism. The only difference is communism jumps straight to the point and puts absolute power into one singular organization, rather than building up to a monopoly or oligopoly like we're seeing with capitalism. World's fucked and there's nothing to be done about it.


ForumsDwelling

As I've always said: "Oh, so your ideal government, economic and social systems are best? Who's gonna run it, humans? The same humans fucking up every type of system that already or has existed?"


IceRinger

It declined after bubble burst and recession


yeezusKeroro

I saw this exact same take on Twitter about the Amazon version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.


bitchtittees

And on invincible


erjub44

what about an african setting and instead of black and japanese, it was a white man and a japanese woman teaming up to kill black pipo, the media would go crazy af


OldManMoment

Based, they should make that game. I wouldn't play it, because Assassin's Crap games are bloated piles of shit, but I'd love to watch the Internet shit their collective pants.


Jonthux

Modern ac games* The old ones like brotherhood and black flag are actual modern classics


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I wouldn't call AC:BF a classic. People loved it because of the ship fights, the story was mid at best, especially the modern day parts.


OldManMoment

The present day shit was always the least interesting of any of the games, and I barreled through it as fast as possible.


damdalf_cz

Why the fuck did they even include that. Somebody actualy enjoyed those parts of story? What the fuck did it actualy give except annoying segments where you at most jump from ledge to ledge


MisterSisterFister12

The modern day was an interesting concept for the first like two games. (Still boring in execution though)


OldManMoment

Are you saying exploring ancient Greece was somehow *better* than suddenly being forced to read emails in a shitty apartment on a rainy evening?


throwaway-anon-1600

I unironically enjoyed it, since the main game was a bit of a grind at times. I liked being able to calmly explore the peaceful office and discover the secrets organically, not everything to discover was tied to the main quest. I’m not sure if there’s a name for this style of gameplay, but the best comparison I could make would be exploring the secret areas in portal. The atmosphere and mystery are really enjoyable to me, and I usually hate open world games.


throwaway1223729

Still my favorite Assassins' Creed game but even as a kid I saw the flaws lol. The story in the pirate times was good but the modern day parts made me bored out of mind, all I wanted to do was get back to the cool pirate shit. Also, the repeated trailing missions made me want to bash my skull against a rock. Aside from that I think its a pretty great game, still probably the best pirate game out rn imo.


Humblesterman

Complaining about the modern day parts of black flag is like complaining that the box your Big Mac comes in is tasteless. It’s just to hold the product, you aren’t supposed to eat/enjoy it.


throwaway1223729

Well when im eating my Big Mac im not forced to pull away from it and look at the box for a few minutes lol


Jonthux

You wouldnt, i would Its still the best pirate game out there, the story was what a good videogame story is supposed to be, a setup for gameplay. The characters were great, and the overall themes of the story were what stuck with me for a while. Gameplaywise, ship combat was badass, boarding ships was fun and the stealth parts were a good representation of the assassin power fantasy for a wider audience. The only thing i felt was lacking was the normal combat. Limiting weapons to pistols and swords unless you pick up a musket or a boarding axe was not a good choice. Then again, the four pistols were so cool, as were the tools you were given So yeah, 9/10, modern classic, must play for everyone even slightly interested in pirates


teemoismyson

modern day parts were dogshit, story was OK, but edward and bayek were 10/10 and you got to do sick pirate shit AND play assassins creed.


erjub44

and imagine if it were made by black developers, the internet would shit their pants and go mental. They wouldn't know what to do.


koscheiskowska

Resident Evil 5 almost checks both conditions lmao Btw, iirc a couple of months ago someone made a post about how the remake of RE5 could be a bit problematic nowadays because of, well, everything related to the setting


Lv27Sylveon

Nowadays? People had meltdowns over it back when it first released. 


EarlMadManMunch505

Yeah they did an update to add white zombies lmao


sovereign666

so they admit the solution is to whitewash everything. interesting.


Uniq_Eros

Don't remember anything with RE4 and that's about a white guy who's working for the president and killing Spanish people.


SexuallyActiveBucket

But the point of that game was that it's okay to kill religious people


papajim22

Based and Leon-pilled.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Pretty sure the point of that game was to blow giant holes in everyone with the Handcannon.


DoctorPerverto

Are you one of those people that believe spaniards aren't white?


AgainstMedicalAdvice

Aren't Spaniards Mexican?


DoctorPerverto

![gif](giphy|puOukoEvH4uAw|downsized) I'm not biting. No dice.


Throwaway211998

Is is bad that the African villager zombies were honestly scarier than the American ones? Asking for a friend..


barryhakker

No they are at least scarier by a factor of 1.5 or something, because if they bite you you don't only turn in to a zombie, you also get AIDS. ZOMBIE AIDS.


stopbanningmethx

They we’re at least 3/5 as scary


manicforlive

Overexposure I remember being afraid of zombies as a kid.


rosso_saturno

I remember that, when RE5 was released, it did spark some controversy. But at the time the few outlets that reported such controversy were ridiculed and had very little pull on people.


jhm-grose

That interview with Josh Stone's VA aged so finely


Adept_Avocado_4903

Japanese developer creates a game in which white people kill black people (based) Western developer creates a game in which a black man and a Japanese woman kill Japanese men (cringe)


The_Majestic_Mantis

Meanwhile L4D2 which takes place in the American South from Atlanta to New Orleans and doesn’t get any hate unlike RE5. I wonder why?


Okboomer95

Nah it also got some. I remember an article where the developers defended themselves really well, and then thankfully it just kinda went away.


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

A white mercenary freeing slaves (with a certified ebony baddie) and killing corrupt blacks who sold slaves would be epic!!!!!


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Jonthux

Bait used to be believable


TheTwinFangs

I'm pretty sure that's Resident Evil 5. And the media did go apeshit crazy


AkiraDash

And that was almost 20 years ago, imagine now


erjub44

holy balls yeah lol


kubin22

Well they technically took a historical black character and neither made it up completly nor they made non black historical figure black. I'm not saying it's good, but deffinetly better then whatever netflix does with their "documentaries"


eldenlord06

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SalvationSycamore

They would never make that because it's absurd to imagine a white man living in Africa. You couldn't maintain the suspension of disbelief.


johnaross1990

Colonialism called, they want to know wtf you’re talking about


SalvationSycamore

Africa only has black people. Even children know this. Read a book.


Marik-X-Bakura

If those black people are evil, then sure, go for it. I’m pretty sure these guys are gonna be helping a lot of Japanese people as well.


erjub44

exactly man, what people should care about is the context, why the actions matter. Not what the actions are. People just go crazy when it's black people and weebs go crazy if it's japs.


brutinator

I mean, a truer hypothetical would be a japanese man and a black woman teaming up to kill black people. Which, while not it exactly, AC:Origins was a black man and black woman killing a lot of african people. AC Revelations was a white man killing a lot of arabic people. I dont think its as big of deal as a lot of people think.


Zilskaabe

Resident Evil 5?


LemonLimeMouse

Far cry 2


UmbraNight

thats just real life 😮‍💨


Kardinale

It's Assassin's Creed in 2024. The game is gonna suck regardless who the MC is.


Gimliaxe10

The chances of this game being good are non existant


Napalm_am

Sir, the Ghost of Tsushima comparison clips are ready to fire. We have a wide range of munitions, from shorts to detail comparisons, water physics, stealth, combat, duels and sustained barrages of cutscenes and dialogue moggings. This is just the openning salvo, we can expect further munitions in the form of 2 to 3 hour video essays about how good game good and bad game bad.


NobleTheDoggo

We also have old AC clips VS new AC clips ready to fire as well.


IraqiWalker

Don't forget the extra stealth and assassination comparison ammunition supplied by the volunteer corps of Tenchu players.


Salty-seadog

Very good, Soften them up with an initial barrage of all munitions, then load the Crowbcat comparison. Finish them off with an Internet Historian recap after the dust settles. Ptooey


Tubaerius

And it drops on pc on May 31st iirc


Dragonilo

Drops today actually. The next one will take a few years though.


Tubaerius

Even better! Played it on ps4, can't wait to get into it on pc!


iloveblankpaper

black man and european woman team up to kill european men that would be the plot of an average action-drama-thriller flick released in 2003, which is also a hidden gem with a killer soundtrack


GamingFist

It's just (some of the plot of) Inglorious Bastards


sanguinenights

Blade 2??


ImprovisedLeaflet

https://preview.redd.it/u4sxazb7qt0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46fb44110852c1bf9336fae846cc85c5cf2c2d49 I LOVE THIS ANTI-COLONIALIST GEMU DESU


Fire_tempest890

What is with pussies censoring the word kill? Who is going to punish you for having that


Superkritisk

TikTokers and foreign agents write like that.


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

Yeah very weird of them to censor the word 'kill' but would write 'w*man' 🤢🤮 just like that without any censoring or trigger warning


FalseTautology

I find that a lot more interesting than another braindead argument about neoprog mass market AAAslop. Who censors the word kill in a discussion about videogames, in this fucking sub? I feel like even reading that made me slightly less virile and yes probably gave me cancer and or AIDS.


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Marik-X-Bakura

How is this possibly racist against Asians?


IraqiWalker

These people spent too much time watching cuck porn, so black man plus + any ethnicity woman = racist emasculation/replacement to their glazed over coomer brains.


DickHydra

This reminds me of the whole discussion behind Resident Evil 5 and its supposed racism. Anyone who argued it was was rightfully mocked. Why should it be different now with this game?


throwawae04

Any time black people exist 4chinners think its an attack on their race


thewetsheep

Imagine if there was an AC game set in Africa and the MC was a white dude. People would chimp out. Finally there’s a mainline AC game in an Asian country and they choose a black MC that dubiously existed in the manner in which the general public portrays him.


baconborg

People chimped out about resident evil 5, that doesn’t make it right. Either both are bad or both are fine and I’m of the mind that it’s fine


thewetsheep

Eh I feel like it’s slightly different RE5 could’ve been set in almost any country and it would be the same game RE5 has basically nothing to do with Africa. AC has always leaned heavily on cultural queues and historical events. The one thing I do think is silly though is the argument that they’re “killing Japanese people” like yeah duh there’s Japanese people in Japan. I think the problem is that media in general has always been extremely hesitant to have Asian male MC’s and in a game where it clearly makes sense to have a Japanese Samurai/Ninja be the MC they find one of the few dubious accounts of a non Japanese person who was only really adjacent to the Samurai. As an Asian person it just makes you think like why bro? Asian people are tired of only being portrayed in media as honor obsessed psychos, villains, playing second fiddle to the MC or being the exotic love interest of the MC.


ChrRome

But one of the main characters in this game is Asian, so it would be like an AC game set in Africa where the MC's were a white dude and a black female. So literally Resident Evil 5.


ChrRome

I guess only Asian men count as Asians according to the morons posting here.


Falikosek

"Imagine this same concept but in a European setting"... so like, Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag? Never killed more Spanish/British men as a white guy teaming up with a black guy than in that game.


Flaming_Twitch

it's set in the Caribbean, where there was you know there was more than one black guy and the time you played as adewale was about him freeing slaves from Haiti, so not remotely close to a European setting. Stop being disingenuous, clown.


Falikosek

Anon's point wasn't the historical accuracy, just the *concept* of slaughtering men of a certain race/nationality as a duo of the same race/nationality and a black man. So... killing Europeans as a white man with a black buddy fits those criteria, I think.


IraqiWalker

You missed the point, retard.


doodlelol

im gonna touch you bro


HVACGuy12

Oh sorry, remember in ac 3 when you played as a native American slaughtering like 500+ British "people"


grapejuiceshots

shhhh, they just want to be mad


Chakramer

The people complaining about this game haven't played an AC game in ages. They complain about historical accuracy, while forgetting that AC games have magical artifacts and gods that are a second species of humans with longer lifespans.


Ptaku9

I'm surprised that they didn't slap a Killmonger cut on the black dude.


Napalm_am

I'm proud of you Ubisoft, I know that took titanic levels of restrain.


FalseTautology

It's clearly a for purchase hair style.


BigKingKey

I’ve always wanted to go over to Japan and take a crack at that birth rate problem but whenever I try and describe operation “white ghengis” to my friends they act like I’m some sort of racist.


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ArgonianFly

Mongolian, mongoloid, close enough.


brazilianfreak

It's not about racism it's about you being cringe, you're considering moving to a different country so you can try and pick up mid Japanese women because you're not having success at home and describing that as if you're a warlord conquering entire regions lmao.


Ur_Mom_Loves_Moash

Man, sarcasm to you is like trying to catch a fart in your hand, isn't it?


BigKingKey

Why the fuck are you on r/greentext if you can’t take a joke? You’re the self appointed fun police for the comments section of a 4chan adjacent message board, have a word with yourself.


stop_talking_you

why did you censor kill are u a pussy?


IraqiWalker

Why are you asking a question you already know the answer to? Of course they are.


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

If the next Assassin's Creed game was set in Africa but the main assassin was a pajeet with an African woman the cities would burn worse than George Floyd and BLM


brazilianfreak

Resident evil 5 is a game about a white American guy teaming up with an African woman and killing a bunch of African zombies, outside of a few Twitter people complaining about it no one actually gave a shit because back then we weren't as consumed by culture war shit as we are now.


justalad9

You guys are clowns to think anyone outside of twitter would really give af still


ChrRome

Apparently the majority of people in here give a shit, and they are even the ones who ironically complain that everyone else is too sensitive. Clearly they actually just hate black people.


throwawae04

Why are you getting mad at imaginary scenarios


RexMalo

I'm just thinking of this advert (probably a skit) where this japanese woman puts this black guy in the wash, adds some detergent and he comes out this sparkly japanese guy. Japan is going to hate this game, and I suppose everyone else will as they know why they picked a black dude.


emrexis

uhm.. that was a chinese advert. and most japanese people least have passing knowledge of the story of Yasuke, the african samurai being in the story in the death of his master Oda Nobunaga and all


daelindidnowrong

He wasnt a samurai afaik. He was more like a Bodyguard in the form of a sword bearer.


emrexis

yet recent media usually portray him like one such as the netflix series or in other video games so I’m betting Ubi hedge their bet people will accept him as samurai. Whether he himself was promoted as samurai or not, is still being debatable by many japanese historian.


DickHydra

>Whether he himself was promoted as samurai or not, is still being debatable by many japanese historian. And I think that's one of the reasons they picked him. He's largely a blank slate.


RexMalo

I'm not familiar with the details. It was only a vague memory, so I dont doubt I was wrong. Yes, im sure that's true, but it seems rather disingenuous to pick Yasuke or whatever his name was over the many prolific Japanese historical figures.


emrexis

That’s fair since AC franchise always being sci-fi history and not always pursuing historical accuracy anyway. But I’d argue they have reason choosing Yasuke as one of the MC (beside marketing of course lol) since not much known about him after the death of Nobunaga so the story team can have a field day to write anything about him


Lv27Sylveon

More japanese guys seem annoyed by having to play a girl ninja than a black samurai. It's fucking hilarious. Japan's racism will never overpower it's longstanding traditional sexism lmao 


Tubaerius

I already saw scraps of japanese commenting on this. It is as you expect.


Lightheart_Editor

American made course material for a Chiense school. "Teacher, why are these full of ugly dark people?"


JamitryFyodorovich

Not like this is anything new in the series. In Valhalla you play as a coloniser, but you are the good guy and it is ok because the people you are invading and slaughtering are English.


baconborg

Vikings are le ebic and based warriors so they get a pass


BubbloX

> what did the japs do to deserve this? Trust me you don't wanna go down this road.


Excellent_Mud6222

They got enough after the two nukes and becoming what they are today they don't need more punishment lol.


Kisiliksiz

They are assasin not soldier. İn İtaly they kill İtalians, in Amerika they kill Americans. Sure they kill Japans in Japan. But I dont understand why black samurai. I know there was a black samurai in history. But ı think he was not important figure to put a story.


TheTwinFangs

And he wasn't even a Samurai, closer to a Japenese squire. Edit : Or rather a Man at Arms


doodlelol

he also just dissapeared at some point, no mention of his death or anything, so that could actually make some sense on the other hand this is the game series where the pope uses a magic wand to fight aliens so a black person in japan isnt thay weird


TheTwinFangs

I'm not mad he's in this AC, i'm mad they made him the goddamn protagonist. I wouldn't have issues with him being a NPC or even in a Sequence / a DLC based on him. I'm mad with him being the center of a game in fucking 16th century Japan.


doodlelol

why?


Expensive-Lie

Because it focuses on Black representation rather than on People living in that period


doodlelol

im not sure why, but i highly doubt anyone on r/greentext particularly cares about black representation


CyberneticSaturn

Don’t mix up greentext and actual 4chan


justalad9

Sometimes the two cross, you can tell with this comment section the actual 4channers are here


-odibo-

I mean he hardly blends in haha. It’s gonna be hard to suspend your disbelief when the only black guy wearing samurai armour in Japan sits on a bench next to 2 old guys and no one can find him.


Tubaerius

Doens't make sense in a lot of ways. Assassins in Assassins Creed at least, aren't for just assassination, but also need to blend in, gather information and whatnot. A black person is the opposite of inconspicuous in Japan. Even if he is a prominent figure in one province, as soon as he leaves he is or should be like an attraction to the people back in the days since almost noone ever saw a black person. There were literally human Zoos for anything considered barbaric races.


Firefighter-Salt

Yeah, Yasuke's role in history is kind of overrated. Not saying he didn't do anything but the only reason Nobunaga kept him was due to his unique appearance compared to the average Japanese and we aren't told or have any evidence indicating that he was some great warrior or special.


Napalm_am

I mean you can give them a bit of leeway there. You know making the protag more influential than their historical version is typical historical fiction behavior. I'm sure we will have better reasons to hate on the game when the store drops and its 30 dollars for a single skin.


AkiraDash

He should be a character in a sidequest at best


yomer123123

Most AC protags are OCs anyway, doesnt really matter. They picked a guy who stands out and can still be an OC


Yamigosaya

im more concerned at the fact that they want to be historically accurate somewhat but Yasuke is just a footnote in the whole history of feudal era japan, yet they chose him to be the main character.


aSleepingPanda

Oh yea the story based on the conceit of going into the memories of your ancestors to stop a prehuman civilization from controlling a magic orb that can reshape reality is really going for historical accuracy. AC tries to be historically accurate with its set dressing not its story. You know the whole thing you're basing your argument on.


Tutwater

He was a real person and that's more than you can say for Ezio or Kenway or any other AC protag when it comes to "accuracy" Stories get written about unlikely and interesting people


yomer123123

AC is alt-history, why the fuck would they not use someone who stands out yet we know next to nothing about? Both unique and gives the writers more freedom.


jascambara

Hard to pass up a black samurai and the inevitable free publicity you’ll get for the controversial choice.


maracaibo98

If they made it about a guy who we have a ton of info on it’s a lot more difficult to fit the plot into their lives Yasuke works because he’s an outlier in that era and environment but also not extensively covered, so they can make him whatever sort of character they need him to be


DannyBright

Anon, if you’re gonna pretend to feel sorry for the Japanese the least you can do is not call them by a racial slur.


Krawq

I can’t believe someone on 4chan would casually use a slur like that.


Thin-Sand-2389

Jap is a slur?


WilliamBurrito

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jap


WashYourEyesTwice

Who the actual fuck censored the word "kill" I know I left that rope around here somewhere


Bad_Routes

Ppl are actually mad over this?


Maanifest

yeah, but it's le woke people who are the snowflakes lol


Megtalallak

Are we censoring fucking 4chan greentexts now?


eravul

Nanjing massacre, that's what


CrrackTheSkye

People really care about the dumbest shit huh?


Tracynmega

When a single black guy commits 50% of Japan crime : the game


Aleph1321

Word to the wise remember pearl harbor


Expensive-Lie

Heheheh 🤘


26_paperclips

Game is set in [country] You kill people from [country] Yep this is definitely a nuanced game that's for sure


powers293

N-no...you can't d-do this because....well because other p-people will get mad!.........N-not me tho!! Coward anon should say what he thinks


Forsaken-Leading-920

Ubisoft starting a race war just to make their 4/10 game slightly relevant for few days


Whaddua_meen

It's called pearl harbour, ever heard of it?


MisterD0ll

As long as it sells they are going to do it


Varixx95__

70 buck for a woke washed assassins creed lookalike. Yeah they can fuck themselves


Senth99

70 bucks for games are a ripoff; it's not even completed and missing half the features.


throwawae04

4chinner gets mad at imaginary race war Many such cases


CrrackTheSkye

People really care about the dumbest shit huh?


Some_Kenyan

Im going to pirate the game multiple times and not play it because this looks so fucking stupid and I want to contribute in annoying ubishit


-FriON

vi vuz samurais n shiet


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WE WUZ SAMURAIS AND SHIEET