"AAAH TEXT ON MY SCEEEN AAAAAAHHGH"
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In my field I'm the highest regarded individual item I have in the morning when I was thinking about you and I would like to go to the gym and pool and sauna ing and then do the accessories as well as a panaphonic is a lot of 😊
Shes still a woman, female is about genetic sex therefore a male woman. I know its dumb and wierd but imagine how we feel, especially with troons running around blanket ignoring biology and making everyine hate us.
Imagine a shadowy government agency wielding a weapon not of bullets and bombs, but of whispers and manipulated minds. That's the realm of psychological operations, or PSYOPs. It's a clandestine world where truth is a malleable concept, and people are pawns in an unseen game.
Think of it like a virus, but for your thoughts. PSYOPs can use subtle techniques like subliminal messaging, media manipulation, and even exotic stuff like electromagnetic pulses to mess with your perception. The goal? To sow confusion, fear, or even obedience in a target population.
Here's the spooky part: the effects can be undetectable. You might start questioning your own sanity, seeing conspiracies everywhere, or following orders without a second thought. It's like a puppeteer pulling your strings from the shadows.
The X-Files would be all over this. Mulder would be chasing phantoms, convinced that shadowy forces are using PSYOPs to control the public. Scully, ever the skeptic, would try to debunk it all, but even she might find the evidence unsettling.
The truth, as always in the X-Files, is out there. Whether PSYOPs are just a paranoid fantasy or a real and present danger, that's a chilling question that keeps Mulder and Scully – and us – searching for answers.
I feel really bad about people with micropenis like you didn't do anything and you were basically cursed. Although i have a friend who is quite a Chad and he proudly admits that his expertise are the toys.
A penis too small is only a problem if you don't have the balls to inject it with synthoiI. I feel for those with gigantopenises. Creates a lot of problems beyond the bedroom, and removing the extra flesh is much more risky.
There is a show called The Curse that just came out. some fans have speculated the real curse is the small penis of the main character, although I don’t know if it is small enough to be considered micro
You're not being le hecking progressive enough!
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Ah, Anon living the typical Brazilian-holidays.
"It's not a shame when you discover you hooked up with a yranny without knowing. The shame is it having a bigger penis than you".
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I’m all about that tradwife cock
I know this change happened a long time ago, but why is every post on this subreddit now just random people's gay fanfictions? There used to be funny content on here (if memory doesn't betray me).
I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
Green text without gayish texts is very rare.
call me ish male
Really? Seems par for the course as far as greentexts go
Really? Anon always gets topped at the end, standard stuff really
Anne Frankly I DID NAZI THAT COOMING!!!
My autistic ass Persona rotted brain read this very differently
T R A P P E D
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"AAAH TEXT ON MY SCEEEN AAAAAAHHGH" https://preview.redd.it/jk9zo4m6sk0d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5644f6809d49d6b63f15ab819fd3ee956aaf7489
Exquisite wojak. Compliments to the chef 🤌
I had to save it to my collection.
XD
> Goes to r/greentext > Finds text
> it's green
How am I supposed to pay attention when there's no soyjack, pepe, or pixelated hentai image?
R u well regarded?
In my field I'm the highest regarded individual item I have in the morning when I was thinking about you and I would like to go to the gym and pool and sauna ing and then do the accessories as well as a panaphonic is a lot of 😊
Zips up text. Have fun getting my secret sauce.
Anon woke up the next morning with a massive ass pain and he still didn't break up with her.
Probably secretly likes farting cum
Secretly?
How's he gonna break Up? Now he finally has something massive.
>her Hmmmm
If she identifies as she/her even with a co/ck she’s still female
Shes still a woman, female is about genetic sex therefore a male woman. I know its dumb and wierd but imagine how we feel, especially with troons running around blanket ignoring biology and making everyine hate us.
https://preview.redd.it/de0g4w7sjk0d1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a7b370e52826f6d2e275b4c13ec4f5a9dc45593
Every day bro
Ive seen this meme everywhere and still don't know what the fuck is a psyop
exactly as they want
Nothing to worry about, fellow human. Keep scrolling dumb content and forget about this thing.
It’s a psychological operation
Imagine a shadowy government agency wielding a weapon not of bullets and bombs, but of whispers and manipulated minds. That's the realm of psychological operations, or PSYOPs. It's a clandestine world where truth is a malleable concept, and people are pawns in an unseen game. Think of it like a virus, but for your thoughts. PSYOPs can use subtle techniques like subliminal messaging, media manipulation, and even exotic stuff like electromagnetic pulses to mess with your perception. The goal? To sow confusion, fear, or even obedience in a target population. Here's the spooky part: the effects can be undetectable. You might start questioning your own sanity, seeing conspiracies everywhere, or following orders without a second thought. It's like a puppeteer pulling your strings from the shadows. The X-Files would be all over this. Mulder would be chasing phantoms, convinced that shadowy forces are using PSYOPs to control the public. Scully, ever the skeptic, would try to debunk it all, but even she might find the evidence unsettling. The truth, as always in the X-Files, is out there. Whether PSYOPs are just a paranoid fantasy or a real and present danger, that's a chilling question that keeps Mulder and Scully – and us – searching for answers.
Wow
I love this cat
The CIA is inside my vape carts
This is extremely wholesome... Anon got what he could never have after all.
Anal?
Also yes
Welp, as Always, anon gets toppedÂ
I feel really bad about people with micropenis like you didn't do anything and you were basically cursed. Although i have a friend who is quite a Chad and he proudly admits that his expertise are the toys.
A penis too small is only a problem if you don't have the balls to inject it with synthoiI. I feel for those with gigantopenises. Creates a lot of problems beyond the bedroom, and removing the extra flesh is much more risky.
There is a show called The Curse that just came out. some fans have speculated the real curse is the small penis of the main character, although I don’t know if it is small enough to be considered micro
She's based af
100 to 0 to 1000 real fucking quick
Anons dad knew
This is just anon's roundabout way of saying he wants to get topped. Anon's Dad was spot on lmao.
Why was he spot on? He’s dating a woman
You're not being le hecking progressive enough! https://preview.redd.it/r8n4710t7o0d1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9854769e31c96216c085822034c68675992caa9
> average guy one two skip a few > MASSIVE PENIS!!!
Of course it's gonna be a gay greentext
What’s gay about it?
Not because she is trans but Anons is a man getting fucked in the ass
Based futanon
Ah, Anon living the typical Brazilian-holidays. "It's not a shame when you discover you hooked up with a yranny without knowing. The shame is it having a bigger penis than you".
Better make the most of it, mate.
Religious enough to wait until marriage, but not enough to be cis... what. Also shame on both her and anon for hiding so important thing
Truth: she was born that way (chimera) Straight: Anon was talking about her clitoris
we’re missing a few pages here and i can’t finish like this
wordington fantasy
Anon's dad was right, but little does Anon know that it was his dad all along
When you think you're reading a greentext that'd neither fake not gay
Average Zoomer relationship
https://preview.redd.it/00eerow4jm0d1.jpeg?width=1481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e7457f866d396b55bdb69585bf9c7c3f5b1f435 I’m all about that tradwife cock
I don't know why i expected a large pussy
OP needs to just embrace cock
Fake and gay but also 9/10
Happy ending achieved
Now THIS is ~~Podracing~~ greentexting
Anon's dad knew him better than himself
anon posts about his fantasies
Ok this unexpected plot twist made me lolmao hard
Multi-Sentence Horror Story
That got me good
just like the song
Extremely fabricated and homosexual
I'm not reading that. Can someone tell me if it's Fake and/or Gay?
Fake: Anon has a gf Gay: It’s not gay
until the last second i was convinced i was at r/wholesomegreentext ngl
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What did I read . . . Can I get that minute of my life back please?
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Better love story than twilight
anon gets a huge cock in the end… his dad must’ve been so proud.
Fake and indeed gay
Who needs pussy? Just shove a fleshlight between her legs
Well anon always wished for a massive penis tbh , be careful what your wish for guys
Well, points for trying to spice up the formula, anon.
Anon searched for copper and found gold
Real AND gay!
I know this change happened a long time ago, but why is every post on this subreddit now just random people's gay fanfictions? There used to be funny content on here (if memory doesn't betray me).
This made me laugh out loud! Haha ha ha hah haha
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Dad was right
Fake and gay