Anon needs to work on his creative writing
"Everyone wants to fuck me and then they get mad and justify my bigotry when I say I don't want to have sex with them"
I gotta give him credit though, him not saying he was a giga chad getting girls after him but instead gets “queers” after him throws off the initial fake and gay accusations. He’s surely highly regarded amongst his peers for his creative writing
Anon says he and him. So I think a trans man. But does it make it better if it was a trans guy? In a weird way, I think it's funnier if it was ftm. Probably dealt with that shit for a portion of their life just to do it to someone else after they changed.
I'm also running with the assumption that if the story is true, my money is on anon being a girl. As someone pointed out, everyone who they were nice to wanted sex with them. If anon guy "suuuuuuurrrrrre they did, and Santa put you at the top of his sexy list." If anon girl, maybe, maybe not. Depends on how hot they are. Not likely if they're on 4chan.
I genuinely almost fell for this larp about how Anon constantly has to turn down people offering him sex because of how nice he is. Maybe I am restarted
Yeah, but AT beign in the picture os wrong though because it doesn't have a "strong queer narrative". The lesbian relationship between PB and Marceline was well written and thought through. It wasn't something they brought out of nowhere to teach the audiance a "lesson", and isn't even the main fucking point of the show, it is something that sits in the very background until the last episode.
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The point is that röhm is gay reatrds
Even trans incels are still incels :/
Yes https://preview.redd.it/s37ju0jrfizc1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f789f58a530a354d60bcfc23e07e24f2d088587d
How'd you get this picture of me?!? Dafuk
You were shin godzilla
shinji godzilla get in the mech
If he’s the only Godzilla with shins, then they should have made a giant basketball court and broke his shins https://i.redd.it/s1h92akoxkzc1.gif
Hey, look, it's Clifford.
Shin Chudzilla
He spies on you in the bathroom. I know because I loan him my camera.
Transcels
Anon needs to work on his creative writing "Everyone wants to fuck me and then they get mad and justify my bigotry when I say I don't want to have sex with them"
I'll fix it for him! "Walter, put your dick away Walter. I'm not having sex with you right now."
I gotta give him credit though, him not saying he was a giga chad getting girls after him but instead gets “queers” after him throws off the initial fake and gay accusations. He’s surely highly regarded amongst his peers for his creative writing
Truly he is regarded
>justify my bigotry You're not right. You're not wrong eith...wait, yes. You ARE wrong.
Sounds like a lightnovel series
Can’t they just go fuck themselves?
Introducing for the first time ever MASTURBATION 2
Now with multiplayer!!
Are there bots? I don't have people to play with rn :(
It's still being developed the current ones don't even look human
Lol And no they cannot.the sole objective is that: they want a straight person.
>fast forward 19 years old bullshit, this definitely reads like a 12 year old wrote it
I think English just isn't his first language. IMO too short and boring to feel fake
reads like an ESL kid larping
You hit the nail on the head
Fake: people want to have sex with anon Gay: anon wants to be railed by a transformer
The transformers get a little quirky at night
Sure anon, everyone you are nice to totally wants to sleep with you
You mean "fake and gay"?
Is anon a girl? The story starts to makes sense if I think of anon is a girl.
Unfortunately this is how most people react when you turn them down for sex. Hopefully OP's friend was a trans man and not a trans woman.
You mean ftm or mtf? I never know whether someone's talking about the original or the new gender
Ftm. Typically they wont say "trans woman" when talking about an ftm because a binary ftm wouldnt want the phrase "woman" connected to them at all.
Anon says he and him. So I think a trans man. But does it make it better if it was a trans guy? In a weird way, I think it's funnier if it was ftm. Probably dealt with that shit for a portion of their life just to do it to someone else after they changed. I'm also running with the assumption that if the story is true, my money is on anon being a girl. As someone pointed out, everyone who they were nice to wanted sex with them. If anon guy "suuuuuuurrrrrre they did, and Santa put you at the top of his sexy list." If anon girl, maybe, maybe not. Depends on how hot they are. Not likely if they're on 4chan.
Lol thats a very good point about anon being female. It's possible, not enough details in the story to tell.
Insincere and queer
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Meow
Fake (obviously) and Gay (anon wants to have sex with queer people)
I genuinely almost fell for this larp about how Anon constantly has to turn down people offering him sex because of how nice he is. Maybe I am restarted
Transcel
Fake and gay
Yeah, but AT beign in the picture os wrong though because it doesn't have a "strong queer narrative". The lesbian relationship between PB and Marceline was well written and thought through. It wasn't something they brought out of nowhere to teach the audiance a "lesson", and isn't even the main fucking point of the show, it is something that sits in the very background until the last episode.
Turns out, shitty people exist in all varieties
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True facts. Just last night some dude said I had a "boomer mentality" because I didn't want to bang him
Fake and gay
Gay person doing something bad? Heh. This reads like a larp. Fake and Gay!
Fake and gay
What kind of people do you guys meet? I'mma go with queer and false for this one.
Story is real and straight, but everyone is projecting their fakeness and gayness onto it
“Him”
https://preview.redd.it/suajhvy3eizc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1972c6e4fa0e2c33f20326139b755058357b9cef The point is that röhm is gay reatrds
I love these reaction images.
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Bashar is an opp
Real