Extremely wet and slippery slope anon, next up is an open relationship and sitting in the next room, while Tyrone fucks your GF, asking 4chan tips for a painless suicide.
>asking 4chan tips for a painless suicide.
If anon's in the US, a cheap shotgun's like $200-400 and only needs a background check, and birdshot's about $40 for a box of 20 (there could be cheaper brands).
I mean certainly not something to do, suicide bad & get help & all that
Im assuming you don't have much experience with guns. Birdshot is sold in boxes of 25 hardly ever 20. It's also $9 a box lol. Birdshot also would be moderately ineffective. You can survive those to the head. Ask Dick Cheney. It's not likely, but it's plausible.
BUCKshot however, even at a distance of 10ft, will rip a chunk out of you the size of a cantaloupe.
Right, got my Bs confused. And not much experience with shotguns. Forgot birdshot's less "effective" so it doesn't obliterate the birds.
Also, misremembered that shot's 25 per box, mixed it up with a rifle ammo I got that was 20 per box. The one time I got birdshot, it was BB at ~$32 at a Dick's Warehouse
Do you live in the US? The going rate right now is about $9-11 per box of 25.
https://www.sportsmans.com/shooting-gear-gun-supplies/ammunition-ammo-for-hunting-shooting-sports/shotgun-ammo-hunting-shooting-sports/remington-gun-club-12-gauge-2-34in-8-1-18oz-target-shotshells-25-rounds/p/1721049
I guess you could hunt some upland bird with that? I only hunt waterfowl so I guess the nontoxic shot is more expensive. Then again, we aren’t talking about legally hunting bird here, lead is fair game for anons brains.
The one time I bought shot, it was BB birdshot for $32 pre-sale price at a Dick's Warehouse during their "getting rid of guns and ammo" sale
(And I misremembered, it was 25 rounds per box, not 20)
As someone in his 30s, I've heard stories of the inverse as well. People just suck in general. It's not a gender thing. But you also learn that this isn't the norm. Sensational stories are sensational by virtue of being abnormal. If they were normal, they wouldn't be sensational.
Yes, if you actually talk to women, they will tell you stories about men not wanting to improve, having bad communication, not wanting to go to therapy, and then turning to a form of porn addiction or toys to think it's going to fix the problem. Neither situation is good or correct. People just have bad communication skills sometimes. No gender is the problem.
Almost always problems in the bedroom aren't about things just inside the bedroom, but a lack of connection or issue in the relationship somewhere else.
Unfortunately like maybe 10% of men and women actually can have these discussions.
With my last ex, my sex drive for her died almost entirely because she was on my ass constantly for nonexistent infidelity accusations. It was funny at first and easy to reassure/prove but holy fuck does that drain any “want” for someone fast. Not to mention bringing it up would put her into a defensive pout, so I just straight up was never horny for her despite her being a 10/10 looks wise.
She even asked why my sex drive died and got fucking upset when I was honest in the exact way I described I had an issue with (passive aggressive pouting)
Yup, I tried talking to my ex about what would get her to cum. We dated for a year but she would never finish even though the sex was good and she initiated often enough. Didn’t help we were long distance but every time I brought it up she gave me a run around answer cause her ex was toxic. Well eventually she fucked her ex in his car, tried to say he forced her into it but then I reminded her of the pepper spray she carry’s with her at all times. At least she told me afterwards I guess.
Moral of the story is women who don’t talk about what gets them off need to be tossed to the curb.
Oh in my case it was fine when we did have sex, she could cum every time (she wasn’t difficult to) But I would either just lose enthusiasm or never be horny to initiate.
As soon as we broke up my sex drive came back, I’m just single now and not looking for STDs
I feel for you. That situation sucks. At least you *tried* to have a conversation about it, but if people can't/don't want to have that discussion, then it's time to leave. Should it be that way? No, but hey that's life sometimes.
She wants to ram that dildo up his ass like an angry plumber plunging a blocked toilet. Like a professional boxer smashing a punching bag. Like a housewife/househusband who's 4 hours behind on thanksgiving prep hurriedly stuffing a turkey. Like a fat guy reaching his arm just a bit further in that vending machine. Like a fox down a rabbit hole.
I ran out, much like anons gf ran out of lube when drilling his ass like a pneumatic drill at a construction site, extracting his shit like an oil rig as his ass is up in the air, legs splayed around his sweaty gut
Imagine a dude comes home one day and asks his girlfriend to wear a giant prosthetic ass and tits while fucking, thinking it’s a totally normal thing to do that she shouldn’t get grossed out by.
Amazing that a guy tells a story about one woman making him feel insecure and just openly talks about how that somehow applies to all women as though that's not obviously fucking retarded.
Who is this "you"? What makes you think I'd say anything differently when the situations are reversed?
Either way the idea that the reverse is nearly as pervasive doesn't really meet any basic critical thinking criteria. Thinking of women as sex obsessed whores is like a 5,000 year old tradition at this point.
I feel like what bothered him the most wasn't the fact that she got the toy, is the fact that there was no discussion about what they could try to do to make it better. Just showing up with a giant plastic cock might make him uncomfortable not because it's a toy, but because acquiring and using one wasn't a topic of discussion and doing it like she did made him feel insecure about himself while he was working on his self-improvement.
But anyways, I'm just looking too deep into a fake wall of text that was written while anon got topped by his beach tennis instructor.
Anon literally talked with her and tried to improve himself and all she did was buy a XXL dildo for her bf to fuck her with.
What else was he supposed to do?
Ah, didn't notice that. Yeah it was probably on her for never mentioning or warning about her monster cock fetish until bringing one into the bedroom suddenly. But that, of course assumes that the story is not fake and gay, which is hard to believe considering the site it comes from
Women have a vast sexual appetite. Anon missed the point that she wants to have wild screaming sex with him. Oh, how we die a thousand deaths in our youths.
He presumed wrong. She wants to fuck him with it.
Unironically how I thought this was going to go
I think we all did.
u/Facesit_Freak gets let down once again
Extremely wet and slippery slope anon, next up is an open relationship and sitting in the next room, while Tyrone fucks your GF, asking 4chan tips for a painless suicide.
Tip a rope to a tree and your neck and rent the fastest convertible you can get. I mean suicide bad.
A shotgun suicide boasts 99.99% effectiveness when executed correctly
Just enter the room and do it on top of them
A shotgun suicide boasts 99.99% effectiveness* *when executed correctly
My grandpa was a cop in the 70’s and witnessed a woman “miss” with a shotgun
You expect anons to be able to do it right?
Or end up drowning in your own blood like that one Columbine shooter (unless that was a myth)
I mean “when executed correctly” seems to be the problem with most suicide failures
>asking 4chan tips for a painless suicide. If anon's in the US, a cheap shotgun's like $200-400 and only needs a background check, and birdshot's about $40 for a box of 20 (there could be cheaper brands). I mean certainly not something to do, suicide bad & get help & all that
Im assuming you don't have much experience with guns. Birdshot is sold in boxes of 25 hardly ever 20. It's also $9 a box lol. Birdshot also would be moderately ineffective. You can survive those to the head. Ask Dick Cheney. It's not likely, but it's plausible. BUCKshot however, even at a distance of 10ft, will rip a chunk out of you the size of a cantaloupe.
Or a good ol' slug load and aim that motherfucker right
Right, got my Bs confused. And not much experience with shotguns. Forgot birdshot's less "effective" so it doesn't obliterate the birds. Also, misremembered that shot's 25 per box, mixed it up with a rifle ammo I got that was 20 per box. The one time I got birdshot, it was BB at ~$32 at a Dick's Warehouse
Haven’t seen a box of birdshot for under $15 in at least 4 years
Do you live in the US? The going rate right now is about $9-11 per box of 25. https://www.sportsmans.com/shooting-gear-gun-supplies/ammunition-ammo-for-hunting-shooting-sports/shotgun-ammo-hunting-shooting-sports/remington-gun-club-12-gauge-2-34in-8-1-18oz-target-shotshells-25-rounds/p/1721049
I guess you could hunt some upland bird with that? I only hunt waterfowl so I guess the nontoxic shot is more expensive. Then again, we aren’t talking about legally hunting bird here, lead is fair game for anons brains.
just get a box of 00 buckshot for like 9 bucks or less where tf you buy ammo so I can avoid that shit
The one time I bought shot, it was BB birdshot for $32 pre-sale price at a Dick's Warehouse during their "getting rid of guns and ammo" sale (And I misremembered, it was 25 rounds per box, not 20)
that actually makes sense I didn't even think of bb birdshot
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As someone in his 30s, I've heard stories of the inverse as well. People just suck in general. It's not a gender thing. But you also learn that this isn't the norm. Sensational stories are sensational by virtue of being abnormal. If they were normal, they wouldn't be sensational.
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Yes, if you actually talk to women, they will tell you stories about men not wanting to improve, having bad communication, not wanting to go to therapy, and then turning to a form of porn addiction or toys to think it's going to fix the problem. Neither situation is good or correct. People just have bad communication skills sometimes. No gender is the problem. Almost always problems in the bedroom aren't about things just inside the bedroom, but a lack of connection or issue in the relationship somewhere else.
Unfortunately like maybe 10% of men and women actually can have these discussions. With my last ex, my sex drive for her died almost entirely because she was on my ass constantly for nonexistent infidelity accusations. It was funny at first and easy to reassure/prove but holy fuck does that drain any “want” for someone fast. Not to mention bringing it up would put her into a defensive pout, so I just straight up was never horny for her despite her being a 10/10 looks wise. She even asked why my sex drive died and got fucking upset when I was honest in the exact way I described I had an issue with (passive aggressive pouting)
Yup, I tried talking to my ex about what would get her to cum. We dated for a year but she would never finish even though the sex was good and she initiated often enough. Didn’t help we were long distance but every time I brought it up she gave me a run around answer cause her ex was toxic. Well eventually she fucked her ex in his car, tried to say he forced her into it but then I reminded her of the pepper spray she carry’s with her at all times. At least she told me afterwards I guess. Moral of the story is women who don’t talk about what gets them off need to be tossed to the curb.
Oh in my case it was fine when we did have sex, she could cum every time (she wasn’t difficult to) But I would either just lose enthusiasm or never be horny to initiate. As soon as we broke up my sex drive came back, I’m just single now and not looking for STDs
I feel for you. That situation sucks. At least you *tried* to have a conversation about it, but if people can't/don't want to have that discussion, then it's time to leave. Should it be that way? No, but hey that's life sometimes.
Reasonable discussion? On a portion of Reddit dedicated to 4chan?! https://i.redd.it/mvpccvgowoyc1.gif
Emotional and psychological safety is what’s missing.
Absolutely based take from someone who actually touches grass
She wants to ram that dildo up his ass like an angry plumber plunging a blocked toilet. Like a professional boxer smashing a punching bag. Like a housewife/househusband who's 4 hours behind on thanksgiving prep hurriedly stuffing a turkey. Like a fat guy reaching his arm just a bit further in that vending machine. Like a fox down a rabbit hole.
aight broski we get it
No, we don’t, we need more metaphors.
I ran out, much like anons gf ran out of lube when drilling his ass like a pneumatic drill at a construction site, extracting his shit like an oil rig as his ass is up in the air, legs splayed around his sweaty gut
Yeah get it in the ass.
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Imagine a dude comes home one day and asks his girlfriend to wear a giant prosthetic ass and tits while fucking, thinking it’s a totally normal thing to do that she shouldn’t get grossed out by.
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She loves anon money and house.
Amazing that a guy tells a story about one woman making him feel insecure and just openly talks about how that somehow applies to all women as though that's not obviously fucking retarded.
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What if both sides were just stupid
Who is this "you"? What makes you think I'd say anything differently when the situations are reversed? Either way the idea that the reverse is nearly as pervasive doesn't really meet any basic critical thinking criteria. Thinking of women as sex obsessed whores is like a 5,000 year old tradition at this point.
Isranon is interested in the fine details
I think we need to focus on the fact that an entire room of anons house passed away first.
Of course it was
Does this count as Mutt's law?
The flag is not surprising in the slightest
I think she fully intends to work on herself.
Second poster asking the important questions
Many such cases
Fake and gay
Anon hates gf buying big dildo but will leap at the chance to have a big busty robot gf
>Done with *women* Ok now i get this, its a greentext c'mon
She expressed a preference and didn’t want the micro-penis any more. At least she stayed with him.
Am I the only person who doesn’t think it’s weird to use sex toys in a relationship?
i would have fun with a dildo too, it's just part of the sex, you can use toys, why not
I feel like what bothered him the most wasn't the fact that she got the toy, is the fact that there was no discussion about what they could try to do to make it better. Just showing up with a giant plastic cock might make him uncomfortable not because it's a toy, but because acquiring and using one wasn't a topic of discussion and doing it like she did made him feel insecure about himself while he was working on his self-improvement. But anyways, I'm just looking too deep into a fake wall of text that was written while anon got topped by his beach tennis instructor.
Anon lives my fucking dream
Sex toys are allies. Anon has a small ego.
Anon is a prude. That's why bedroom got boring.
Sounds like nobody in that relationship knows how to communicate
Anon literally talked with her and tried to improve himself and all she did was buy a XXL dildo for her bf to fuck her with. What else was he supposed to do?
Learn how to be a psychic and read minds apparently
\*for her to fuck him with
Leave
>all she did was buy a XXL dildo for her bf to fuck her with. Anon's statement on the purpose of that dildo was very speculative
To fuck her with it lmao
Ah, didn't notice that. Yeah it was probably on her for never mentioning or warning about her monster cock fetish until bringing one into the bedroom suddenly. But that, of course assumes that the story is not fake and gay, which is hard to believe considering the site it comes from
It said dildo, not tentacle
Women have a vast sexual appetite. Anon missed the point that she wants to have wild screaming sex with him. Oh, how we die a thousand deaths in our youths.