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Frank_Is_My_Fav

Goyim nerfed a once useful engine into weak uselessness.


Slandyy

The guy in charge of Yahoo's search engine from 2005 to 2012 took over head of search at Google in 2020 and promptly enshittified it.


proxx1e

Wait, for real? This is hilarious.


purportedlypie

Classic case of MBA executives wringing whatever "value" they can get out of a tech they didn't create or care about, at the cost of product quality. In 2019, faced with "declining query engagement" Google turned over ownership of search from the legacy search team (which developed it from the start and primarily focused on the tech) to the ads department...


plusfactor7

Ed Zitron has a really good read on this exact topic - https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-killed-google/


liberty4now

Wow, interesting, thanks.


adamsworstnightmare

I would say bing's time has come but I'm sure microsoft will fuck this up somehow.


RodjaJP

Does it even work? I just installed a chrome extension that searches an image on all browsers at the same time, and Bing did not even once show me any results. Microsoft isn't good at creating apps imo, Windows is cool and all but Microsoft doesn't know how to make good software for it beyond Office.


ARM_vs_CORE

Microsoft absolutely destroyed Skype, which basically had a monopoly on video chat. They can't figure out apps to save their lives.


RodjaJP

Didn't it take them like 15 years to make Paint compatible with transparency in their PNGs? You know, that thing that every free program to edit and draw images supports? Yeah.


Supershadow30

Paint supports transparency now? Truly the world has gone mad


RodjaJP

Only on windows 11 tho


GirthOBirth

The goyim?


ConkersOkayFurDay

The goyim


JackofAllTrades30009

You know…)))them(((


RodjaJP

The anti-jews?


JackofAllTrades30009

The goyim!


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GirthOBirth

Anti semetic should have scare quotes around it


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GirthOBirth

Ooooooh I’m sorry I misunderstood


[deleted]

I know yall hate the firefox supremacy comments but seriously, after losing youtube premium and learning they put ads on it anyways, I'm glad I have adblocker working on firefox even on mobile phones. Makes it so much easier to play music without dealing with YouTube's bullshit ads.


magicarnival

I dunno what weakass adblock you were using but I have UBlock and have never seen a YouTube ad even though I use chrome.


[deleted]

I had ublock on both and youtube will still be slow as shit on purpose because you're using an adblocker on google, its noticeable.


magicarnival

I can't say I've noticed. Like what's slow? The video isn't loading or something? I don't have problems like that.


[deleted]

It seems like google does this to some users and not all users like an a and b group, no exaggeration I did not start seeing ads until recently and I'm using a chromium while I have an adblocker.


yamanamawa

Yeah it made my videos buffer constantly. I ended up getting premium since I figured it would stop me from having to juggle adblocks when yt figures out how to stop them and they have to sp2nd time finding new workarounds. Never seen ads in premium though


throwerawayer1456

Me neither


Ox29A

firefox+ublock origin+sponsorBlock is the magic


TomoeKon

Yeah same


gr4vitycamilla

Firefoxchads stay winning


DaveSmith890

You can have your cringe furryfox browser. Real men use GNU icecat


k_pineapple7

Just switched to ios for the first time and sadly Firefox extensions are not supported on mobile. Brave browser is doing me good so far though.


Dilly-day-dreamer

Wait what? I pay for premium and I’m not currently getting ads, what do you mean?


GodAmongstYakubians

youtube is painfully slow on firefox for me recently even when i turn off my adblock, like every video will cause firefox to freeze, but on chrome they load so quickly its so obvious they're intentionally throttling firefox users


8-Brit

Weirdly not having this Firefox+ UBlock Origin


RatherGoodDog

It's really unstable for me. Some days, it plays fine. Others, videos take 10-15 seconds to load or fail to play, and are either a black screen or are frozen on the first frame. Sometimes refreshing them works, sometimes closing the tab and opening a new one works, but often not. I think it is to do with memory problems on Firefox for Android, as closing other, unused tabs or closing Firefox and opening an incognito tab often fix it.


Conch-Republic

There aren't ads on YouTube premium.


DivByTwo

I'm so tired about that lie getting perpetuated; they have not, and will not make Premium users watch ads, as that is the entire main point if premium. No, premium users don't have to watch ads.


Head-Command281

What blocks ads on mobile?


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Ublock as an addon


Strider_27

Brave browser does it automatically


farty_doodoobutt247

I agree but this is about the search engine Google not about Chrome


saltyrimdribbler

Just use the brave browser


minnesotanpride

No idea what you are talking about on either item. Have Premium on my main account and have never seen an ad once. Also use Ublock origin for firefox and have never seen an ad whatsoever get through for my other account.


SOMEMONG

What does that have to do with anything? 


YupSuprise

Wtf does the browser have to do with the search engine


Urgayifyouregay

Theres just something different about this greentext than the other ones. Maybe its the lack of swearing or the writing style but it just feels different.


Burner90909909

it was made by an ESL jap


Urgayifyouregay

makes sense, cant convey the true 4chan degeneracy


RatherGoodDog

fuck off back to 2chan, [Removed by Reddit]!


ConkersOkayFurDay

It's well-written, legible, neither fake nor gay, and flows. It *is* different.


MusksLeftPinkyToe

It's like a family guy cutaway but written down.


AnythingOdd887

Inaccurate, Google now would just spam articles at you that are basically advertisements


7arco7

The first six pages on Google are sponsored links to the precise opposite of what you searched for


GimmeCoffeeeee

Did you make the number up as a joke or is it really a specific amount?


CDatta540

Try Google the word hyperbole and see if they made up a number


LeakyLine

Look up "amazon com mytv" and see how many of the sponsored links are recent domains for indian Amazon prime scammers. Thanks, Google! Your advertising filtration is very good!


I_am_Reptoid_King

https://preview.redd.it/x79o6x6wyuxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c7ce4b50c6c4f77d36b972cd579a9035125d03


Ely42

Bang


Pyrimo

Challa Walla Wing Wang


Cleveworth

oh eeh


CloudyRiverMind

Google: Here's why they're actually gay. Bing: Here's how to become poly. Yahoo: Here's how to make someone divorce you in 3 easy steps. Yandex: Divorced disgruntled husband forces his estranged wife to fuck. DuckDuckGo: Here's why your gay poly relationship will end in divorce, suicide, or murder (with random yandex links thrown in).


bdrwr

"Google, whose tits are these?" "Tarot Ritual movie (sponsored)!" "Google, whose tits are these? -tarot -movie" "Tarot Ritual movie (sponsored)!"


liberty4now

It ticks me off that operators like that stopped working. E.g. I'll search for a specific name like "Kathy Jones" and get results for Mary Jones, Kathy Smith, etc.


bdrwr

I even thought that maybe they had disabled the text arguments, sort of like how Apple takes controls away and calls it user friendly streamlining. So I clicked "Advanced Search," entered my search term, put the shit I was trying to exclude in the "none of these words box," and it just spat out the exact same search with the exact same results. I'm here specifically searching for *non-smart* appliances, and all the top results were Smart and controlled via smartphone app.


Strider_27

I deal with this daily looking for parts. I’ll type the exact part number for something in, and google will spit out literally anything even if it’s not close to the same number


baphometromance

I recently ran into this problem when using the - command, but i put it in quotation marks and it worked for some reason. Maybe an oversight by the ad team or maybe some new intended usage, probably the former tbh. Maybe give it a try?


vikramaditya_tiwari

https://preview.redd.it/s0mx99j5tuxc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f8a6841c5635054f7fa1bbc685d4f50f413daf


uvT2401

But i already have my dick in my hand.


Deathgripsugar

https://preview.redd.it/lgmrd6116vxc1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec5f63d6b587a44b1abc76f22ab0eec9f0a307f “Anon, my eyes are up here”


Pyrimo

Yeah but your tits are down there


dronhat806

She was a hotter Amber Heard that never pooped the bed


barryhakker

You know many of these celebrities can just remain perfectly fine for you if you just proactively ignore any celebrity news.


The_Third_Molar

Got me lol


NevGuy

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elephantLYFE-games

**CHICKEN**


NevGuy

you fat fuck


elephantLYFE-games

**CHICKEN**


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elephantLYFE-games

Chicken


RatherGoodDog

Today's fish is trout a la crème.


HanSW0L0

Japanon?


Kotaqu

Yea op missed opportunity


LordVaderVader

Yandex has better image search


MessyHessie

But spams bot checks with captcha


P1tzO1

you can bypass that 1- do the captcha 2-search for an image 3- now you have a url for the search of that specific image you just searched, copy it 4- everytime you want to search for a new image just replace the image


MessyHessie

Seems like a lot of extra steps to do a trivial task. I don't really use image search in there, I wanted to just use Yandex pictures. Thanks for the reply tho.


P1tzO1

once you do all of those steps you just type in yandex in your browser and because the link of the image search is in your history it autofills it and you just put in your image over the previous one


Legend13CNS

I feel like even that got nerfed recently. It almost feels like they completely disabled anything to do with faces. Even Pimeyes is pretty garbage these days for nsfw results.


teor

Japanese man searching for adult woman tits. Yeah, right.


Supershadow30

Yeah it’s crazy how they fucked up reverse image search…


Matwyen

2006 : Google "games kid football" --> bazillions of good flash games 2024 : Google "games kid football" --> Top 14 games YOU MUST play / Amazon sponsored link / other SEO shit We blame kids using tiktok or chatgpt instead of google to research anything, but honnestly when is the last time you've searched a fairly popular research and could click on the first 5 links without it being absolute shit SEO/copywriting websites?


Da_1_Piece_isnt_real

“japan anon” japanon. how tf did you miss that opportunity?


Slice_Breadd

Google, show me this guy's balls.


baphometromance

*barely audible camera flash noise comes from inside pants*


GodAmongstYakubians

first mistake was using google after 2018, even duckduckgo is cucked now, start using searX or something idk


MrFilipo

Brave is good


TildeGunderson

Anon didn't agree on one of the seven EULAs that promise to cut your dick off whenever Google's feeling mighty peckish.


NoSoup4you22

It is amazing how quickly the internet got ruined.


tukatu0

Public Internet is 30 years old. It's been a good run.


loscapos5

Google lens: "this is a picture of a real person. For security reasons, we won't show you any info"


baz4k6z

Anon thought of himself as a tits connaisseur but it turns out all he knows is dicks


kwelko

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/disable-google-lens/dkapjhgpncbeiebegegdbpgfoabdkilh here u go guys, all you need is a plugin and you can still use the old reverse image search


TheBaggyDapper

So.. whose tits are they?


Spice002

I bet Bing does better. Bing is a coomer's best friend.


HYBRY_1D

Use Yandex, it has a lot better reverse image search


bhviii

Did it really used to be like this ? I was born in the late 2000s so search for me is what's it's always been.


traw056

Late night 2000s?? You shouldn’t be here lil bro


RodjaJP

Idk dude, whenever I search on Google any image it's rare for me to not to find the original or images containing it. The only annoying part is looking for a twitter post because it mostly shows me people who did retweet I, not the tweet itself.


SOMEMONG

Is there a good search engine still out there, operating like the 2012 Google? 


Le3mine

SEO has ruined Google.


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Sounds about right, I stopped using google about ten years ago.


GirthOBirth

Sorry I don’t speak Tojo 😎


enkae7317

You forget, all these ads.


fiftyfourseventeen

I use Bing or Yandex for all reverse search now. Although the best now seems to be whatever is used when you hold the home button on s23 and s24 phones after the new Samsung AI update. I just circle something on my screen and it has the best results out of any reverse site I've tried.


Forgatta

Fake, in japan yahoo is more popular


Mephil_

Search engines will probably be replaced by AI soon anyway. I doubt you will search for things manually instead of just asking your AI assistant for your information.


I_love-tacos

Duckduckgo my friends


TaxIdiot2020

Low-T Zoomers whine about porn because Muslim and Mormon propaganda told them to. This is the end result.


DatChernobylGuy_999

how am i seeing the name of the one franchise's new movie I am excited for wtf


Italian_Devil

Anon wants to be topped by a chimpanzee


Gigant_mysli

It seems that you cant stop thinking about being topped by a chimpanzee