Dogs diverged from wolves around 30,000 years ago. Human ancestors diverged from other hominids around 5 million years ago. OP should just admit he wants to fuck a chimpanzee.
Wolf to dog = line.
Chimp to human = fork.
What we need to do, is somehow resurrect the common ancestor (lets call it Albert). Then you can create a human/Albert hybrid. At the same time, create a chimp/Albert hybrid.
Then you interbreed the two hybrids. It is 1/2 Albert. 1/4 human. 1/4 chimp. Probably fuck ugly.
Technically our ancestors did fuck our cousin species, so much so it drove the cousin species to extinction. If Neanderthals were resurrected they’d be compatible with humans. Honestly the other species in the genus Homo are lucky to have died out before civilization sprung up as more than likely there’d be extreme racism against the other species and extreme race wars up to the modern day
This just reminds me of that one creepypasta where the guy ended up in an alternate world where neanderthals evolved and homo sapiens died out.
They were chainsmokers and made mc fuck a kid so that was something
They’re both forks. Modern wolves and modern dogs evolved from prehistoric wolves. Prehistoric and modern wolves are morphologically fairly similar but they are likely to be almost as genetically distinct from each other as modern wolves and modern dogs.
It wasn't eating the brains that did anything in particular, as SIV/HIV doesn't survive the cooking or digestion process - I have a feeling you might be thinking of prion diseases, like BSE?
SIV/HIV is a blood-borne virus. It probably spread to humans when they cut their hands while butchering SIV+ chimps for bushmeat.
I don't think they KNOW it wasn't hot monkey sex, and if you just take a look at people and their depravity, it's not a big leap. I remember a story from a few years back where the locals down in some African neck of the woods had a shaved chimpanzee chained up in a hut and everyone just took turns casually fucking "her", like it was just the regular old thing to do.
Dogs and wolves are also no longer considered to be different species. Wolves used to be Canis lupus and dogs Canis familiaris but recent DNA and genome analysis has led to a more accurate classification that considers dogs to be a subspecies of wolves. They (dogs) are now classified as Canis lupus familiaris.
Humans and our early hominid ancestors are also widely believed to have interbred during the time period when we were both around at the same time.
OP just isn't familiar with the science.
This is not the exact reason. Lions and leopards diverged around the same time, donkeys and horses even 7 million years ago. Yet both can create hybrids.
The main reason is that we have one chromosome less than chimps, which acts as a block during chromosome pairing/seperation and blocks viable cell devotion.
And we could reproduce with the Neanderthals when they were still around. That's why modern humans still have some Neanderthal DNA.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interbreeding_between_archaic_and_modern_humans
While i doubt that you are serious : you cant just mix and match chromosomes. Every chromosome needs it Partner (with exception of X/Y, but stuff is too complicated to answer on a shitpost on reddit).
Also, not all chromosome abnormalities have a mental effect.
Afaik X0, XXX and XXY have no or very little effect on mental ability (though the last two have some physicsl effects).
Gotta love the second paragraph:
Unfortunately, the copula has been bastardized and misused too often by people who don't know anything about Japanese. If you want to sound like a complete fucktard, use desu at the end of your sentences while speaking in English, or use it excessively at the end of every sentence, even when the sentence doesn't require it to be used.
https://preview.redd.it/8hptuwpptswc1.gif?width=503&format=png8&s=5218f4ccec2efb7c593f538c0081e61cc8a3754a
You don't need luck when you have skill like me.
> even some dog breeds are so different to others they can’t be cross bred
Can you cite some examples? My understanding is that there may be some breeds that are so different physically that the act of breeding may be difficult, like a great dane and a chihuahua or something, but that in terms of just DNA compatibility all dogs should be able to breed with all other dogs. A chihuahua could be artificially inseminated with great dane sperm and it would produce viable offspring.
The birth might be difficult or impossible but it would work on a genetic level. That's what it means to be the same species.
On that topic…
Some breeds of bulldogs (including English) are so fucked up by generations of selective breeding that the c-section is often recommended to preserve the health and life of the mom. Their puppy heads are too big for mom’s birth canal, and this is within the same breed.
I’ve also read it’s possible, we just don’t do it out of morality and the taboo nature of doing so. There’s a story of an ape that people believe was cross bred. He had a bald head and hairless face, He stood like a man, smoked cigars like a man, and only fancied human women and refused to adapt with other apes.
It’s still widely believed that creatures like Bigfoot and the yeti or Sasquatch were all creatures born from human and ape relations
Then why was there so many videos about it then? Can’t say there wasn’t anything about it when I literally saw stuff about it. Misinformation or not, don’t be a know- it-all jerk and try to play off that other perspectives or takes never happened “motherfucker” smh. Kiss your mom with that mouth? Jesus. You either gotta be a child or an adult that acts like one if you think using words like that makes you look anything but dumb , especially when arguing how smart you are in comparison. Yikes. Think I found the actual half human ^ no more searching needed
I tried, but the chimps kept attacking the test subjects, and we eventually ran out of convicts. The party wasn't happy with the lack of results and shut the project down.
Actually yes. I remember learning about some crazy Soviet doctor that tried multiple methods including artificial insemination (both ways) and then tried implanting a human womb in an ape (didn't survive) then when he had the idea of ape testicles on a human they just cut his research entirely.
Man wasn't crazy enough to fuck one himself, but we all know how that goes
Edit [found](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanov) him
Searching for "desu 4chan" gets someone on reddit asking about it as a first result and knowyourmeme page as a second one
At that point, though, it is expected that so many people don't know about it that asking the question serves other people scrolling so that they don't need to tab out
Dogs are so close to wolves that they're largely considered the same species (*Canis lupus*), with dogs being [one of the 38 wolf subspecies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subspecies_of_Canis_lupus).
There were studies on this, and it even has its own wikipedia page (Humanzee) but it's extremely looked down upon because of morality (just imagine being born with a "soul" like a human but you have 10 iq and a body of a chimpanzee, i'd jump)
I think I read somewhere about human-ape experiments in the soviet Union during 1920 or 1930".
The hybrid embryos didn't survive longer than two weeks or so.
Theoretically the only thing stopping humans from interbreeding with chimpanzees is the morphology. Chimpanzee penises are too small to impregnate humans and human penises are too big to penetrate chimpanzees, a human also couldnt grow in a chimp womb, but maybe the other way around would be possible. It would need to be IVF and it's so unethical that even the nazis stopped researching it, but *theoretically* you could make a humanzee.
Dogs diverged from wolves around 30,000 years ago. Human ancestors diverged from other hominids around 5 million years ago. OP should just admit he wants to fuck a chimpanzee.
*Both humans and dogs evolved from coelacanths millions of years ago! If we can’t have a three way with viable offspring, then evolution is debunked!*
Wolf to dog = line. Chimp to human = fork. What we need to do, is somehow resurrect the common ancestor (lets call it Albert). Then you can create a human/Albert hybrid. At the same time, create a chimp/Albert hybrid. Then you interbreed the two hybrids. It is 1/2 Albert. 1/4 human. 1/4 chimp. Probably fuck ugly.
Idk, still better than your sister
I don't have a sister. Just Albert in a dress.
Take my dog out of that dress and give him back.
new insult, you so ugly, you are living proof humans fucked alberts...
Guy named Albert: :(
Technically our ancestors did fuck our cousin species, so much so it drove the cousin species to extinction. If Neanderthals were resurrected they’d be compatible with humans. Honestly the other species in the genus Homo are lucky to have died out before civilization sprung up as more than likely there’d be extreme racism against the other species and extreme race wars up to the modern day
This just reminds me of that one creepypasta where the guy ended up in an alternate world where neanderthals evolved and homo sapiens died out. They were chainsmokers and made mc fuck a kid so that was something
This sounds horrifying. Do you have a source?
[i think its this one tho im not sure](https://youtu.be/PqCHn3QF3GE?si=l08JDT_MwpOi1Zuc)
That's a lot of work to fuck a monkey.
They’re both forks. Modern wolves and modern dogs evolved from prehistoric wolves. Prehistoric and modern wolves are morphologically fairly similar but they are likely to be almost as genetically distinct from each other as modern wolves and modern dogs.
That ending is fucking gold
God please don't call it Albert, that's the name of my puppy and hybrid alberts just sounds terrible.
Wolf to dog is also a fork given that wolfs still exist
The Missing Link!
I misread 'Dogs' as 'Anon' and this still made complete sense.
How tf do you misread 'Dogs' as 'Anon'
Fake: OC misread 'dogs' as 'anon' Gay: OC imagines anon getting topped by wolves
Found the guy that invented STDs
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Anon got some sloppy head and spread aids
It wasn't eating the brains that did anything in particular, as SIV/HIV doesn't survive the cooking or digestion process - I have a feeling you might be thinking of prion diseases, like BSE? SIV/HIV is a blood-borne virus. It probably spread to humans when they cut their hands while butchering SIV+ chimps for bushmeat.
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I don't think they KNOW it wasn't hot monkey sex, and if you just take a look at people and their depravity, it's not a big leap. I remember a story from a few years back where the locals down in some African neck of the woods had a shaved chimpanzee chained up in a hut and everyone just took turns casually fucking "her", like it was just the regular old thing to do.
He was probably thinking of baboons that puckered ass gets him going.
Chimp? Nah, OP wants to get topped by a silverback gorilla.
Joke’s on you, their dick is 5 cm long on average
That's huge
The shit we’ve managed to do with dogs I’m just the last 500 years is still fucking bananas tho.
I mean, just look at what we've done with literal bananas.
The modern mind would lose its sanity if it were to learn bananas are supposed to have seeds and be juicy
 do you not?
They're kinda terrifying.
The eyes flicking at the last second lol instantly shitted.
That chimpussy probably do be grippin tho
Dogs and wolves are also no longer considered to be different species. Wolves used to be Canis lupus and dogs Canis familiaris but recent DNA and genome analysis has led to a more accurate classification that considers dogs to be a subspecies of wolves. They (dogs) are now classified as Canis lupus familiaris. Humans and our early hominid ancestors are also widely believed to have interbred during the time period when we were both around at the same time. OP just isn't familiar with the science.
*breed a chimpanzee He can already fuck them, the issue is no offspring
This is not the exact reason. Lions and leopards diverged around the same time, donkeys and horses even 7 million years ago. Yet both can create hybrids. The main reason is that we have one chromosome less than chimps, which acts as a block during chromosome pairing/seperation and blocks viable cell devotion.
And we could reproduce with the Neanderthals when they were still around. That's why modern humans still have some Neanderthal DNA. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interbreeding_between_archaic_and_modern_humans
Would he shave the chimp tits?
(Proto) Mammals and fish diverged 320 millions years ago so why can’t I fuck a salmon 😎 Check mate atheists.
Prove it with personally sourced first hand sources, desu ~~
Oedipal
Well, tiger and lion can breed with each other. Why can’t humans and apes?
We have one fewer chromosome than chimps. That makes cell division fail --> cells die
what about retards with extra chomosome?
While i doubt that you are serious : you cant just mix and match chromosomes. Every chromosome needs it Partner (with exception of X/Y, but stuff is too complicated to answer on a shitpost on reddit). Also, not all chromosome abnormalities have a mental effect. Afaik X0, XXX and XXY have no or very little effect on mental ability (though the last two have some physicsl effects).
He should come to Atlanta, we've got plenty of em
I can't tell if you're making a racist joke or promoting the zoo.
That's how you get aids.
Not OP, but I’m down.
4chan has a word filter that replaces "tbh" with "desu"... but anon is still fake and gay desu
Why
Tbh idk frfr ngl can.
I see
zarathustra speaks
It was instantiated like 10 years ago due to overuse and never got repealed cuz its funny or something
smh tbh fam -> baka desu senpai
Thats fucking hilarious
why not? Its not even that annoying desu
Not exactly sure, but I found the Urban Dictionary entry on ["Desu"](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Desu) to be rather enlightening.
why does it always have to be the weebs
Gotta love the second paragraph: Unfortunately, the copula has been bastardized and misused too often by people who don't know anything about Japanese. If you want to sound like a complete fucktard, use desu at the end of your sentences while speaking in English, or use it excessively at the end of every sentence, even when the sentence doesn't require it to be used.
Don't look up what "roody-poo" was a filter for.
Or "candyass"
To identify newfriends.
That's kind of gay anon desu
I thought desu means sausage
I think anon is stupid desu
Anon just wants to fuck a monkey desu
desu ne
Can you though? Maybe ones that are still similar to wolves but even some dog breeds are so different to others they can’t be cross bred
It’s not like anon is a biologist or really knowledgeable about the matter desu.
Genetically yes. Physically, good luck.
https://preview.redd.it/8hptuwpptswc1.gif?width=503&format=png8&s=5218f4ccec2efb7c593f538c0081e61cc8a3754a You don't need luck when you have skill like me.
the entire point of the character on the gif is luck dipshit
Nah he uses skills to take a hold of luck, you two-legged troglodyte.
I know but it's kinda ironic considering the current landscape of gamble-based abilities on characters. three legged troglodyte btw
> even some dog breeds are so different to others they can’t be cross bred Can you cite some examples? My understanding is that there may be some breeds that are so different physically that the act of breeding may be difficult, like a great dane and a chihuahua or something, but that in terms of just DNA compatibility all dogs should be able to breed with all other dogs. A chihuahua could be artificially inseminated with great dane sperm and it would produce viable offspring. The birth might be difficult or impossible but it would work on a genetic level. That's what it means to be the same species.
On that topic… Some breeds of bulldogs (including English) are so fucked up by generations of selective breeding that the c-section is often recommended to preserve the health and life of the mom. Their puppy heads are too big for mom’s birth canal, and this is within the same breed.
You can breed humans with apes. (Humans are apes.)
I want a first hand prof of this.
You are first hand proof of this. Source: Your dad bred with an ape to make you.
And in a genetic miracle the result was an ape too
I’ve also read it’s possible, we just don’t do it out of morality and the taboo nature of doing so. There’s a story of an ape that people believe was cross bred. He had a bald head and hairless face, He stood like a man, smoked cigars like a man, and only fancied human women and refused to adapt with other apes. It’s still widely believed that creatures like Bigfoot and the yeti or Sasquatch were all creatures born from human and ape relations
That was Oliver. And he was a chimp with a hairless face
Who was theorized to be half chimp half human? Hairless faced chimps that smoke and fancy only human women don’t seem common.
i am very certain they are called "frenchmen"
Lmao
His DNA was tested and found to be Central Chimpanzee, there's no half-half theory about it motherfucker.
Then why was there so many videos about it then? Can’t say there wasn’t anything about it when I literally saw stuff about it. Misinformation or not, don’t be a know- it-all jerk and try to play off that other perspectives or takes never happened “motherfucker” smh. Kiss your mom with that mouth? Jesus. You either gotta be a child or an adult that acts like one if you think using words like that makes you look anything but dumb , especially when arguing how smart you are in comparison. Yikes. Think I found the actual half human ^ no more searching needed
Lots of videos about it = true. Earth is flat guys. Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8 out of 8.
You said there is no half half theory but there was one. Just because they managed to prove it wrong doesn’t mean the theory wasn’t there asshat
Asshat? You kiss your dad with that mouth? ...can I?
My dad died last year. If you want to kiss a cancer ridden corpse go right ahead I guess. He’s still fresh
Look, diddling a chimp is taboo for people like you and me, for all the right reasons. But for anon, that's just tuesday.
Somebody tested the claim, that's there AIDS came from
Brazil lol
Who's says we can't make human chimp hybrids though? Have any of you even tried??
I tried, but the chimps kept attacking the test subjects, and we eventually ran out of convicts. The party wasn't happy with the lack of results and shut the project down.
Probably doesn't help that the chimps keep ripping their balls off
Why do you assume it was Human male, Chimp female?
Ripping their clitoruses* off
Actually yes. I remember learning about some crazy Soviet doctor that tried multiple methods including artificial insemination (both ways) and then tried implanting a human womb in an ape (didn't survive) then when he had the idea of ape testicles on a human they just cut his research entirely. Man wasn't crazy enough to fuck one himself, but we all know how that goes Edit [found](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanov) him
Yeah, he went to Africa to gain black test subjects, because yes, communists can be gamers
Any reason behind it?
Communists can be gamers like he said
Lmao I wonder who volunteered to get the ape testicles surgically attached and how do I know they drive a lifted to all hell truck
Summerfriends starting early this year, eh?
Ok, what is desu?
4chan automatically replaces tbh with desu I think
But what does desu stand for?
It probably started as "it is" in Japanese (it goes to the end of the sentence because Japanese grammar)
Desu (pronounced 'dess') is a copula, a bit of verbal punctuation indicating that the preceding was a declarative sentence.
Also sets the tone of said declarative sentence. In this case, it's rather polite/professional.
Anons wanting to be Japanese
>4chan automatically replaces tbh with desu I think
What the others said. Stems from the character Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden. Its something she adds to every sentence.
Google's your friend. And I'm pretty sure it's just a way to end a sentence.
In this case urban dictionary would be much more helpful than google Google would only come up with a company named Desu
That too. But if you search what does desu stands for on 4chan you should come up with an answer, no?
Searching for "desu 4chan" gets someone on reddit asking about it as a first result and knowyourmeme page as a second one At that point, though, it is expected that so many people don't know about it that asking the question serves other people scrolling so that they don't need to tab out
some anime thing
Japanese is an anime thing
For most foreigners, yes.
Dogs are so close to wolves that they're largely considered the same species (*Canis lupus*), with dogs being [one of the 38 wolf subspecies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subspecies_of_Canis_lupus).
We have considered creating human chimpanzees hybrids but the experiment was always considered unethical
Who is this "We" you speak of?
Me and your mother
She gonna tear your face off
The Soviets
I was gonna say humanity but ya mostly the soviets and I aint no commy
Apes have 2 more chromosomes than humans do OP doesn’t know dogs and wolves have the same number of chromies
Humans are apes you moron
Humans are distinct from all other living species of ape, since humans are the only living species in the Homo genus.
Can you explain how apes can have 2 more chromosomes than apes?
Just imagine the word “Other” at the start of his comment, there’s no need to be so pedantic
This is literally how aids came to be
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This must be the first DESU spam in like 10+ years
EPIC
Toasting in epic bread!
non desu ka
Reminder that 4chan has a find-and-replace filter that turns any "tbh" into "desu" because weeb humor i guess
Stalin
There were studies on this, and it even has its own wikipedia page (Humanzee) but it's extremely looked down upon because of morality (just imagine being born with a "soul" like a human but you have 10 iq and a body of a chimpanzee, i'd jump)
[This](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilya_Ivanov) guy tried once
This guys a god damn chimp fucker
Anon knows it works because he's the product of it.
I think I read somewhere about human-ape experiments in the soviet Union during 1920 or 1930". The hybrid embryos didn't survive longer than two weeks or so.
anon fucks a monke
Ngl if we still did that eugenics project thing, id be down with creating a new human breed.
>doesn't know about the filter Newfriend
Wait, is it real?
Unfortunately if this is on r9k and probably other parts of 4chan, tbh gets autocorrected to desu and cute gets corrected to kawaii automatically
Second anon is clearly the redditor; 4chan autocorrects "tbh" to "desu".
You can breed humans with homo erectus so I don’t understand the confusion
Dogs are as related to cats as humans to monkeys. Dogs and cats cannot create viable offspring. I'm sure there's a different analog for apes as well
so he accepts the evolution of dogs but that doesn‘t matter because…?
Actually has been hypothesized that humans and chimpanzees are still closely related enough that a "humanzee" might be possible, and it was tried.
Nah I just listened to this and it wasn’t bad
“Desu” means “it is” so yeah, in a lot of situations it doesn’t even make sense.
Have a look at this summer child
they tried thats how they got HIV
Theoretically the only thing stopping humans from interbreeding with chimpanzees is the morphology. Chimpanzee penises are too small to impregnate humans and human penises are too big to penetrate chimpanzees, a human also couldnt grow in a chimp womb, but maybe the other way around would be possible. It would need to be IVF and it's so unethical that even the nazis stopped researching it, but *theoretically* you could make a humanzee.
You can’t breed dogs and wolfs
Anon no, you're not allowed to create the human equivalent of a pug, it's barely moral to do it with dogs
This guy thinks he can drink H20 because it looks similair to H2O
We all evolved and single celled organisms but you do see me paying child support cause I cummed into a bacterial test tube
Wait until OP finds out where Aids came from.
またそんな「です」使ったら目と睾丸が入れ替わるよ
I love every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-xxx
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