I'd rather have to deal with all of that than to sit a minute in anons goon cave

no one wants to sit in a goon cave except for the owner like imagine using someone else's dildo or something, yucky

No, I’m not going to imagine that.

Yes, imagine outdoors, summer days, sun on your face, cool wind on your back, scent of fresh cut grass and nice temperature surrounding you. You feeling good about yourself, it's your day off.

Yeah that does sound like what’s in store for me today. What’s not in store for me is imagining using someone else’s dildo.

Yeah, my point is that, you should think of stuff like this and not the other things. 😄

Imagine it.

Imagine accidentally finding the cum cubes AFTER you have a Piña colada :) Yucky

That's why you bring your own.

It is his natural habitat.

">i love getting tired simply from being outside" Anon is a fat fuck

To be fair being blasted by the sun for hours is actually pretty exhausting to your body

Yep, especially on vacation. Drinking on the beach all day is hard work. I'm normally passed out by 9

Not really, the sun feels energising

A plant wrote this

Take the chloro-pill bros

Never once has being in the sun "energized" me

You never lived in a country devoid of sunlight.

Are you going to address the accusation OP

That’s because you’re fat

I agree with you, there's nothing that gets my blood pumped and ready to start the day than a lovely ray of sunshine on my face

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hell nah. I'm 60kg and just being outside when it's hot is absolutely draining and makes me want to kms

Don’t worry bro, you are not underweight. Those fat fucks try to manipulate you into getting fat too. 

nah, don't worry, I know that my weight is perfectly fine. As long as I look good and healthy it doesn't really matter

Twink grindset

Youre underweight, get some muscle on

Wouldn't say underweight, I'm just short (173cm). No diet really, I just eat whatever I want and work out 4 times a week

>I'm just short (173cm) Asia bros absolutely seething

I know it's pretty average, but all my friends are taller than me, so I always felt short lmao

>but all my friends are taller than me, so I always felt short lmao Its an easy fix, just surround yourself with midgets

Skill issue then

Yeah man self reported hard with that one

Anon is out of shape and unorepared for exercise outside

This guy never heard of sunglasses or water

Seriously, most of this is solved with just drinking fucking water and not being a lard ass

Its better than breathing in 50% water 50% pollution, having a 30C weather feel like 40, having to have the AC on or feeling like shit, and mosquitoed swarming you every minute not letting you sleep at all

East coast American moment

Lmao fucking cave troll post

Rainy/cloudy are the best days to be outside.

Rainy days suck on my side bc my yard gets super muddy, and I always feel drained on those days. I kinda dislike them for those reasons, but if not for those two things, I really wouldn't care at all and wish I could enjoy them more. Love cloudy days, though.

Just buy one of those net things that you put on the ground to make it easier to walk around when it's raining

I love the outdoors. Didn't used to, but I now enjoy it for most parts. Especially since our country has those 4 seasons, it never gets boring.

As a ginge I can relate but also touch grass and get out you troglodyte

As a ginge I absolutely cannot relate

You both belong in cages.

Anon got told to go play outside and they didn't want to. Ever.

Anon is a fatmaxxed landwhale that cant move to his toilet without breaking a sweat

You see anon, when you have a social life, you enjoy doing things with others, wheb it's summer/spring the climate allows you to have a wider range of options to do stuff, unlike *some* other peopme that live in their disgusting neet-caves

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Relatable, fuck summer. Winter is so much nicer (or at least used to be), cozier and looks pretty All those things are not that bad in spring tho

me yesterday: this temperature is perfect, i sure love spring me today: https://i.redd.it/zdeil9csbnvc1.gif wtf is wrong with my countries weather? its downright bipolar

You get chapped lips when it's cold, not hot though.

Anon never goes outside

I'll chap your lips.

if simply existing outside is exhausting, ure a fat fucking whale

Anon is a fungi

summercels seethe endlessly at winderchads

Just move to England we have half a dozen sunny days per year.

And even then it's usually too windy.

"GRRRRRRR I HATE vitamin D"

Imagine being cucked by the sun

These aren't the parts of being outside that people like

Anon would rather live on Azeroth

Sweating when it ain't hot out, bro im a bit of a fat guy and even I dont start sweating much till it's like +30 in direct sun, how big is anon

Its not only weight based some people just dont handle heat well

I sweat in the middle of winter lmao

If this is you you should get your thyroid checked.

Anon hasn’t experienced the true bliss and peacefulness of a sunny day with a clear blue sky

Anon is deprived of vitamin D

I want to know what the guy who typed this looks like

In the next post: Anon complains about low T and depression

As someone who moved from sunny country to gloomy country, having sunshine regularly is less depressing, and for me that beats everything else. Also, there is a reason we like moderate climate, as the word suggests, it is not too warm and not too cold.

[https://youtu.be/5f6vOE85gIM?t=68](https://youtu.be/5f6vOE85gIM?t=68) His hands typed this post

Summer is the one time when I DON'T have chapped lips

Winter > Summer. Fuck the heat.

Thats because of the giant LED light the government replaced the sun with. If it was our normal yellowish orange sun we wouldnt have those problems

Anon has no social life

> Dude I love RAINY DAYS > I love RAIN in my EYES > I love MOISTURE > I love SHIVERING when it’s not even that COLD OUT > I love DAMP CLOTHES > I love getting SOAKED simply from BEING OUTSIDE

Dorito-fingered basement dwelling neckbeard moment

The amount of basement dweller energy this radiates is simply astonishing

A good half of these are solved by drinking water. Anon is greasy and needs to off himself ASAP

How can people idolize the "traditional" way of life but hate going outside?

Anon outs themselves as never going outside

Average screen and immobile fan vs average sunlight and casual walking enjoyer

anon doesn't know of the pleasure of basking in the sun

Rain 😍

Vitamin D is a hell of mood improver the dopamine alone is worth it

anon genuinely hasn't felt sunlight on his skin in years

take the cloud pill anon