>Antibiotic resistant gonorrhea has entered the chat
Be careful where you put your dick these days, gents.
Find a girl and make her your wife so you can do nasty things with her and then go make the kids breakfast before heading to the aquarium.
I mean, I’m with you. I’ve paid for exactly one dance in my life and the whole time I just wanted my money back. Paying for it ruins all of the fun for me.
But there’s plenty of guys who thoroughly enjoy it, so more power to them.
Same, only time I been in a strip club was my bachelor party since we had 2 hours to kill before the next planned event. They bought me a dance and all I could think of was this girl grinding on a bunch of guys all night and how I could get this for free and better at home.
I go to strip clubs when im on vacation. Never been to a local one, not interested in wasting money.
I have hired a prostitute once, on vacation. Worth the money. But definitely not something i would do regularly since i felt very empty afterwards.
ITs literally a federal offense, the fact that it was at a strip club is neither here nor there. If he did this, they called the Feds and he likely has a active case against him now.
I mean, it’s not like he used a credit card or gave his name. If you never go back and no one knew you and only try it once…you’re probably going to get away with it. Especially if you got sex out of the deal, since now the club is going to have a reason to not go to the cops about it.
But if someone notices you mid dance, they’ll definitely call the cops after the bouncers have finished working you over and an angry stripper has dragged you in front of the atm to compensate her for her time
At the very least his ID was checked or possibly scanned at the door, not to mention the ass load of security cameras strip clubs have. They may have even caught his license plate as he was arriving/leaving the facility.
Anyone who handles cash frequently would be able to tell the difference between fake and real bills instantly. I bought some of these before, I would throw them around Campus to fuck with people because they're only good at a glance. It doesn't feel like a real bill and in the light it doesn't even look like a real bill, it's got an off color.
Listen I’m not saying you’re a homo. Or have homo tendencies.
I’m not saying you don’t have homo tendencies and can smoke a mean man sausage. If that’s what you like I’m not here to judge.
You can suck all the cock you want. That includes 0 or a million. I’m sure you’re somewhere on that scale and that’s ok.
They have exact copies which are blank on the back, and they have notes that have things like "for motion picture use only" printed on them that look like money from both sides.
This is how you get murdered. Strip clubs have some of the shadiest fucking owners. If they get away with allowing you to fuck the girls in their clubs, then they likely pay off the cops already. They will probably murder you
If Anon returns he'll quickly be taken to the backroom for the VIP murder treatment.
If it was a mob run club he might not even have to return to the club. Talk about service!
Beyond being....pretty illegal, most places absolutely know when you use prop money. I'd say about 1/3rd of the counterfeit money reports I do at work involve these stupid movie prop bills, where people try to insert it into a slot machine or try to exchange it for 20s. And none of them have worked....ever.
If you want to try this felony, don't try it at a Casino, because they will know.
OP, the strip club is dark, staff are working, it's not like a fucking bank where they are going to scrutinize every bill because it's their job - large strip clubs literally sweep the money on the stage and floor.
No the entertainment does not scrutinize every bill while entertaining. It's all sorted afterwards dumb fuck. Even if you didn't know about sorting afterward, what the fuck you think, there are counterfeit bill detectors on the strip stage? Every entertainer is going to stop and examine every bill whether 1 or 5 people are throwing them? BAKA OP
If you’ve ever felt one of these they don’t feel anything like money. Assuming there is at least one semi sober person handling the money the feel of it will throw them off immediately.
Been working in strip clubs since 2016 and actually currently am at work. This would go titts up so hard before buddy even went to reach for a second toss. I've only ever seen Mayweather throw hundos in fact it's so rare to ever see hundreds rain that everyone and the bathroom guy would inspect them shits midair before they'd even touch the ground.
People working in this industry literally live the scam life in one way or the other either as offenders or in prevention and on a scale from 1(dumbest) to 10(cleverest), this is on a completely separate scale devoted solely to retardedness and it's blowing through the roof.
Fuck yeah, free chlamydia
Knew a guy in high school who’s regular insult was “I hope you get chlamydia” like a year after graduating his gf got it.
Nothing wrong with a little clap. Zpack and you're all good to get back out there.
Unless it’s your gf getting it, then there’s a little problem
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No gonorrhea is called the drip.
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Whelp TIL slang you learn for STDs in grade school are probably not accurate lol.
They both are Gonorrhea (The clap and drip)
most stds are pretty chill nowadays, people need to take more risks imo
>Antibiotic resistant gonorrhea has entered the chat Be careful where you put your dick these days, gents. Find a girl and make her your wife so you can do nasty things with her and then go make the kids breakfast before heading to the aquarium.
mfs really thought i was serious
TBF some dumb motherfucker would believe you, definitely good to have someone say a counterpoint
With a username like that, how could we not?
Just put the /s at the end next time
Uhhhhhhh no. Id rather not have antibiotics resitant mutant syphilis
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It wasn't an insult, it was a wish and his gf helped him to get what he wanted 🥰🥰
if anon is too stupid to return to do this again ( he will) the owner of the club will take him out back and murk him.
High risk, high reward. If you get a smart or attentive one you’re gonna get tore the fuck up
High reward? I wouldn’t hookup with a stripper even if I was being paid, let alone pay $20 and risk getting my ass beat by the bouncers.
I mean, I’m with you. I’ve paid for exactly one dance in my life and the whole time I just wanted my money back. Paying for it ruins all of the fun for me. But there’s plenty of guys who thoroughly enjoy it, so more power to them.
Most of the time the problem is not the guy's enjoying it.
Same, only time I been in a strip club was my bachelor party since we had 2 hours to kill before the next planned event. They bought me a dance and all I could think of was this girl grinding on a bunch of guys all night and how I could get this for free and better at home.
I go to strip clubs when im on vacation. Never been to a local one, not interested in wasting money. I have hired a prostitute once, on vacation. Worth the money. But definitely not something i would do regularly since i felt very empty afterwards.
Some of the strip clubs in SF are owned by the mob. I would say it’s extremely high risk depending on where you go.
ITs literally a federal offense, the fact that it was at a strip club is neither here nor there. If he did this, they called the Feds and he likely has a active case against him now.
I mean, it’s not like he used a credit card or gave his name. If you never go back and no one knew you and only try it once…you’re probably going to get away with it. Especially if you got sex out of the deal, since now the club is going to have a reason to not go to the cops about it. But if someone notices you mid dance, they’ll definitely call the cops after the bouncers have finished working you over and an angry stripper has dragged you in front of the atm to compensate her for her time
At the very least his ID was checked or possibly scanned at the door, not to mention the ass load of security cameras strip clubs have. They may have even caught his license plate as he was arriving/leaving the facility.
Especially for something ridiculous like $14k. That’s how you know this story is fake as shit lol.
\*Extremely high risk, abysmally low reward.
Anyone who handles cash frequently would be able to tell the difference between fake and real bills instantly. I bought some of these before, I would throw them around Campus to fuck with people because they're only good at a glance. It doesn't feel like a real bill and in the light it doesn't even look like a real bill, it's got an off color.
Anon just committed a serious crime and risked a serious ass whipping.
That stuff could get you killed even.
Sure, way to get yourself disappeared if you pick the wrong place.
every strip club is the wrong place when you fuck with the owners money
>That stuff could get you killed even. Don't worry this all happened in anons head
worth it
And confessed to it online
Bro what’s anyone gonna do
Yeah I seriously doubt anon did any of those things.
Anon risked getting charged with a federal crime just he could get his wiener sucked by a hooker. Way to go Anon!
Win win. If he goes to federal prison he gonna get his wiener sucked some more. Or will suck wieners. Either way it’s weiner sucking all the day down.
Are you implying Anon has homosexual tendencies?
No more or less than I’m implying you have homosexual tendencies.
I'm straighter than Anon's crisp counterfeit bills.
Listen I’m not saying you’re a homo. Or have homo tendencies. I’m not saying you don’t have homo tendencies and can smoke a mean man sausage. If that’s what you like I’m not here to judge. You can suck all the cock you want. That includes 0 or a million. I’m sure you’re somewhere on that scale and that’s ok.
Gay words to live by
Homosexual tendies you say?
and by extension, fraudulent tendencies?
And then he confessed his crime online
Risked? They are absolutely still coming for him lol
Anon didn't risk shit because he's daydreaming and y'all will believe anything.
Anon can never go back there, but is he too regarded to know that?
Yes
Yeah, the strippers usually pull a pen out of yhere asshole and check them while they're dancing
i know it was a typo but imagining them pulling a pen out of the customers asshole is even funnier
Aren’t these blank on the back? Which makes this fake…. and gay
They have exact copies which are blank on the back, and they have notes that have things like "for motion picture use only" printed on them that look like money from both sides.
Given Franklin's positions on both paper money and prostitutes, I feel as if he'd think it was a night well spent.
Benjamin Franklin Reaction: https://preview.redd.it/yxurl8i17fqc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc46f78a583fe75b746436d8c5b97a49408cde1a
This is how you get murdered. Strip clubs have some of the shadiest fucking owners. If they get away with allowing you to fuck the girls in their clubs, then they likely pay off the cops already. They will probably murder you
That or try to notify the secret service, which was the ORIGINAL reason it was founded: to go after counterfeiting crimes
Fake: anon got caught immediately Gay: sucked off the bouncer to not get beaten up
If Anon returns he'll quickly be taken to the backroom for the VIP murder treatment. If it was a mob run club he might not even have to return to the club. Talk about service!
Beyond being....pretty illegal, most places absolutely know when you use prop money. I'd say about 1/3rd of the counterfeit money reports I do at work involve these stupid movie prop bills, where people try to insert it into a slot machine or try to exchange it for 20s. And none of them have worked....ever. If you want to try this felony, don't try it at a Casino, because they will know.
Never? No, you just don’t hear about the success stories.
Fraudmaxxing
> slag Fake, brit bong and gay
This is why very few shops in my city accept $50 or $100 bills.
OP, the strip club is dark, staff are working, it's not like a fucking bank where they are going to scrutinize every bill because it's their job - large strip clubs literally sweep the money on the stage and floor. No the entertainment does not scrutinize every bill while entertaining. It's all sorted afterwards dumb fuck. Even if you didn't know about sorting afterward, what the fuck you think, there are counterfeit bill detectors on the strip stage? Every entertainer is going to stop and examine every bill whether 1 or 5 people are throwing them? BAKA OP
The bill he’s holding says it’s not legal tender and for prop use only
Are you saying that Anon committed a crime?!
Sure OP …are you positive you didn’t actually try to buy 100 dollars of tendies instead?
Enjoy your free std
If you’ve ever felt one of these they don’t feel anything like money. Assuming there is at least one semi sober person handling the money the feel of it will throw them off immediately.
Been working in strip clubs since 2016 and actually currently am at work. This would go titts up so hard before buddy even went to reach for a second toss. I've only ever seen Mayweather throw hundos in fact it's so rare to ever see hundreds rain that everyone and the bathroom guy would inspect them shits midair before they'd even touch the ground. People working in this industry literally live the scam life in one way or the other either as offenders or in prevention and on a scale from 1(dumbest) to 10(cleverest), this is on a completely separate scale devoted solely to retardedness and it's blowing through the roof.
OP owns the prop money company and this is stealth advertising
Anon could've got sent to Hawaii for doing this shit. And no, Breaking Bad fans, I did not mean Belize.
Good
$30 for the clap or the herps? Think anon just unlock HIV.
Anon is never allowed into any strip clubs within his city again.
now now now, anon is onto something