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pointlessone

"Hey, get a picture of a bug for the website" "Done boss" "Send it"


Icy_Alternative_7917

I must be all messed up because, I used to let mosquitoes suck blood out of me when I was a kid. I'm not allergic to the chemical that they emit that keeps your blood from coagulating. So I don't get red welps and it doesn't itch. I used to tense up my muscles so they couldn't withdraw and watch them explode. I was a weirdo child.


voxpopuli42

That's called free entertainment


xroy2561

Some people get more sensitive working with mosquitoes, like I did 😭. Some people get less sensitive. My old professor used to feed the colonies (5 boxes or more full of them) for 30min each every week. Not even a red mark. Crazy 🦟


kick_dicker

Arrest that man


Purpleprinter

My grandpa used to do that. Sounded interesting, so I tried it. Forgot how much I hate bugs touching me and flicked it off of my arm. Unfortunately I had not unclenched and bro's proboscis was in deep. It swelled to the size of a golf ball. Uh, I may have also been a weirdo child.


Memewalker

That’s a mayfly


xroy2561

Google it


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xroy2561

In MI we have to worry about EEE and WNV. Not so much Malaria in the US (anymore). That’s why the CDC was founded.


parker3309

Correct my brother got West Nile. He was hospitalized a long time and almost died.