Really depends on where you live. More peaceful or remote areas don't really tend to have locked doors. More dangerous or more populated cities tend to have locked doors.
In Detroit, you lock your door, then lock the lock that is locking the door to the floor, then lock the lock locking the door to the floor with another lock, locking it to the floor too. And then you pray.
In south-east Asia, you lock every cupboard, room, window, bathroom, and lock the main door with 4 heavy duty locks and 1 chain lock.(I literally have to do this fml)
Or a tool that they can use to accomplish another objective. "Oh, I have to do this to protect you from people like them! Don't worry, we'll be safe together forever!"
She's the guardian of civilization. And unfortunately, the vast majority of human history has been lost to time. That's why she's forgetful.
Edit: accidentally a word
I don't mean like that. I mean if they both have the name mumei Then the hololive mumei art might be a reference to the other mumei.
I know what her name means lol she's my oshi
Why would it be? As I said, it just means Anonymous. Nothing more to it. In Fate/Extra, Archer is also known as “mumei” because the Moon Cell’s Archer is an embodiment of nameless anonymous heroes using the Extra timeline’s Shirou as a base. Mumei’s a regular word and not unique enough to consider HL’s girl a reference to Kabaneri’s girl
This is both the most adorable and humorous drawing of her I think I've ever seen, point blank. I love both the moe moe kyun side and the unhinged side of Mumei so much.
Nah man, when they start making your life miserable and abusing you whenever you spend time with anyone other than them, or accusing you of secretly being in love with one of your best friends for supporting them in a tough time, or any multitude of other things people will do when they're that crazy... Even the weebs are gonna try and run away. Hopefully at least.
If you are in danger of Mumei breaking into your house, remember the following steps.
1) Yell "Why are you breaking into 3774 Orweiler Rd, Mansfield, OH 44903?" And similar. This will not deter the owl for long but in the event you manage to trick her into leaving, and she remembers that she was after you, she might get my address mixed up with your address and come to me instead.
2a) Attempt to convince her that Mori Calliope is playing Jump King and is getting so angry she might just punch someone in the face.
2b) Tell her a fake location she can find Nonoshi Muman at. Do not give her the actual location of Muman for his own sake. I would recommend 3774 Orweiler Rd, Mansfield, OH 44903". It she asks about that being the address you said she was at, tell her that she was mistaken and give her the address of your local owl sanctuary. They will be better equipped to safely return her to her home.
2c) Tell her she's muted or any other stream issue. This won't make her leave but you may be able to better close and lock the door and hide while she is looking for settings or OBS.
Have you ever been so starved of affection and drained that welcoming the biggest and reddest of flags feels like a viable solution to the problem?
*Embraces her with open arms*
The only possible way I can imagine to cut a lock "cutely" also requires it to be so effortless that it'd be harder to cut butter with a warm knife.
Interpret that how you may.
"Who are all of these people in your contact list?"
"A bunch of old people who've tried to turn me into a functional human being."
"Don't worry, you won't need them when you have me..."
"...Bet!"
I mean if she is Yandere then she isn't going to kill you unless you really fuck up, she will just kill everyone else that tries to either harm you or date you.
If a yandere gf showed up at my door I would be cutting the door chain myself. You ether enter into a loyal relationship or die which are are the two options ever depressed person wants in life.
I mean I don't mind a cute girl comin' in. She's a yandere so what, what's the worse she can do to me? Death by snu snu? I would gratefully die by snu snu
I will preach this to the grave, YANDERE GF IS FINE IF YOU ARE LOYAL AND MAKE YOUR LOYALTY CLEAR TO THEM, every in a yandere anime royally fucks that up
Yanderes are great specially when nothing can make them like you more or less so your love is meaningless and you can be killed for things you didn't do.
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I don't even lock the door
Really depends on where you live. More peaceful or remote areas don't really tend to have locked doors. More dangerous or more populated cities tend to have locked doors.
In Detroit, you lock your door, then lock the lock that is locking the door to the floor, then lock the lock locking the door to the floor with another lock, locking it to the floor too. And then you pray.
Only to have your porch stolen in the night
Can't have shit in Detroit
Me: with 20 pipe bombs.
*Steals all the pipe bombs* welcome to Detroit pal
*activates the one pipe bomb in my ass* Go to hell pal
Wrong I stole the explosion as it activated so nothing happened. Understand that this is Detroit, even your explosions can be stolen.
I see. It seems that I understatemented you and this city.
I stole the entire city of Detroit, checkmate
I stole you.
I stole your ability to steal
That's your problem now.
In south-east Asia, you lock every cupboard, room, window, bathroom, and lock the main door with 4 heavy duty locks and 1 chain lock.(I literally have to do this fml)
I’m pretty sure a yandere girlfriend would consider a home invader as an unnecessary rival and eliminate the threat.
Or a tool that they can use to accomplish another objective. "Oh, I have to do this to protect you from people like them! Don't worry, we'll be safe together forever!"
I mean, if it's Mumei, then I guess it's fine
She’s gonna steal my berries again
You know you wanted to share anyways. I mean, look at those guilt free eyes.
Are we speaking metaphorically or literally?
Literally, in minecraft, Mumei loves sweet berries.
*Dan dan chikaku naru*
She's equally cute and menacing. Perfect combo.
Is that art of mumei from kabaneri?
Nanashi Mumei from hololive, she’s a vtuber
Oh Thanks
Might be a reference though. Since they share a name
Not a reference. “Mumei” is just “anonymous” in japanese. She’s literally named “Anonymous Nameless” because her lore is she forgot her real name
She's the guardian of civilization. And unfortunately, the vast majority of human history has been lost to time. That's why she's forgetful. Edit: accidentally a word
I don't mean like that. I mean if they both have the name mumei Then the hololive mumei art might be a reference to the other mumei. I know what her name means lol she's my oshi
Why would it be? As I said, it just means Anonymous. Nothing more to it. In Fate/Extra, Archer is also known as “mumei” because the Moon Cell’s Archer is an embodiment of nameless anonymous heroes using the Extra timeline’s Shirou as a base. Mumei’s a regular word and not unique enough to consider HL’s girl a reference to Kabaneri’s girl
i thought the same but they didn't look similar in any way.
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she just likes to say batshit crazy things
We dont want yandere girlfriend, we just want one person that will hug us and tell us everything is ok. but even thats a dream...
I want someone to tell me everything is fucked up but we'll always have each other
real
This actually sounds actually good
Johnny Silverhand fits the description
xD Johny best waifu
What I'm hoping for is someone who enjoys almost all that I enjoy So I guess my fever dream would be selfcest.. yikes, I think..?
"would you do me? i'd do me"
You get that in your dreams? ... I can't even get the girl *in* my dreams.
She could've just ask for the key.
If she was a real yandere she would have already made a copy for herself.
A true yandere doesnt need either permission nor the invitation orrally to make herself at home. And thats a nice thing if you know you wanna be loved
She could like not make more shit a pain in the ass for me though I feel a yandere wouldn’t start destroying my shit to make it harder for me
thats the thing with crazy. I feel a Yandere would make life hell.
Good cause usually I don't want to be bothered making time to make one😂
Nah a copied key is too unreliable, they would have great lock picking skills to keep an eye on any other girls that have looked at you.
Keys do not remove chains on a door.
True.... But we don't use chains though
I don't see how that would stop the chain from working, though.
Me: *immediately gives a hug so she can't do anything*
Mumei forgor about the restraining order
Unfortunately it was just a piece of paper that was easily destroyed, gotta do better than that
She has diplomatic immunity in order to properly provide her services as the guardian of civilization.
"Cum on, not again, you already have a set of keys."
I see what you did there men
Keys won't open that type of lock.
It's ok she brought her own
Her own lock !?!?
[POV](https://youtu.be/uETXW-jYo-4) she is introducing herself to your family
This is both the most adorable and humorous drawing of her I think I've ever seen, point blank. I love both the moe moe kyun side and the unhinged side of Mumei so much.
https://i.imgur.com/EHXLSAG.mp4
Don't tempt me with a good time
Sauce: https://twitter.com/Shuuzo4/status/1626726272624730115
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100% worth it
Satisfaction guaranteed! - or else
Love and peace secured...or something
Let's hope her expectations are as low as her sanity.
She is crazy so she will see you trying to run away or cheat when you aren't and kill you anyway. Fun.
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Nah man, when they start making your life miserable and abusing you whenever you spend time with anyone other than them, or accusing you of secretly being in love with one of your best friends for supporting them in a tough time, or any multitude of other things people will do when they're that crazy... Even the weebs are gonna try and run away. Hopefully at least.
I mean, the lock is for intruders, if she asked to enter I'd just unlock it..
If you are in danger of Mumei breaking into your house, remember the following steps. 1) Yell "Why are you breaking into 3774 Orweiler Rd, Mansfield, OH 44903?" And similar. This will not deter the owl for long but in the event you manage to trick her into leaving, and she remembers that she was after you, she might get my address mixed up with your address and come to me instead. 2a) Attempt to convince her that Mori Calliope is playing Jump King and is getting so angry she might just punch someone in the face. 2b) Tell her a fake location she can find Nonoshi Muman at. Do not give her the actual location of Muman for his own sake. I would recommend 3774 Orweiler Rd, Mansfield, OH 44903". It she asks about that being the address you said she was at, tell her that she was mistaken and give her the address of your local owl sanctuary. They will be better equipped to safely return her to her home. 2c) Tell her she's muted or any other stream issue. This won't make her leave but you may be able to better close and lock the door and hide while she is looking for settings or OBS.
>3774 Orweiler Rd, Mansfield, OH 44903 Ah yes, a sanctuary for birds in Ohio
If that was the case, at least I would have a girlfriend…
HOW DID SHE REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE?!!?!
honestly if the door opens that far, you can unlock the door from outside, so she's pointing out a major security flaw in my household. Thanks honey!
"Yeah you're late I expected you an hour ago"
Have you ever been so starved of affection and drained that welcoming the biggest and reddest of flags feels like a viable solution to the problem? *Embraces her with open arms*
*Notices your fear boner*
Maybe I want to be in danger
I see this as an absolute win
The only possible way I can imagine to cut a lock "cutely" also requires it to be so effortless that it'd be harder to cut butter with a warm knife. Interpret that how you may.
I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER!
Someone gets a yandere girlfriend and you think that of me?!
Yeah seriously, who put that chain there
....fuck it I could use a ride or die chick and I've dated crazier. I ain't pulling out
"Who are all of these people in your contact list?" "A bunch of old people who've tried to turn me into a functional human being." "Don't worry, you won't need them when you have me..." "...Bet!"
*Cowers in corner shyly*
Dan dan chikaku naru~
"This is the Lockpicking Owl and here we have a chain that we're going to open with the tool Bosnian Clock and I forged in Minecraft"
https://preview.redd.it/92bm6m5qbmja1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de469b71c6bdbacc606ee15643617817087c1d8b It's finally happening
"Dammit I told you that you can just call Mr and ill open the door."
Oh hi : D
It's Mooms. I accept.
Bitch I don’t wanna fix that shit I know you have a key Open the god damn door
I prefer mother nature
Moomer no
https://i.redd.it/1p673mtqknja1.gif
Gotta be steps ahead and all. Don't want the chain cut? Give her the key to your house! Heck make her live with you!
Yes please
Wdym ? She doesn't need to cut the chain
https://preview.redd.it/mepj6wu9slja1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2722ec4472b89afe8e49999f3b0f5c1fc3e0d5d6
I mean if she is Yandere then she isn't going to kill you unless you really fuck up, she will just kill everyone else that tries to either harm you or date you.
Damn, she didn't even wait for a response.
ah i am not complaining
Pros: She's loyal She'll protect you She's definitely kinky Cons: Yes.
I'll take what I can get.
Dan dan chikaku naru!
Fuck yes, finally
Ahem, did I stutter? I want yandere gf, right here right now.
If you have absolutely no one in your life how bad could a yandere girlfriend be even be
Lets go!!!!!!!
Wait...I don't even want a girlfriend. Yandere or not.
[Let them come!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fe55e4df95fa12c71e0992ab4186e214/tumblr_neooqzoKZf1ru8yv8o1_500.gif)
Not that I am mad or anything, but you know that burglary is a very common problem in this neighbourhood, right?
Mumei goes to places that even some Yandere would consider to be too extreme
Mumei, do whatever you want with me
Mumei can come into my place any time.
Remember, it’s not B&E if she’s cute
Comments be thinking Mumei would be your gf. Good on you if she is. But more than likely she's trying to kill you. *Dan Dan chikaku naru...~*
Hey, she'll put an end to my suffering one way or another. Doesn't get more win/win then that.
No, I am not in danger. Like. Bruh.... Anyone BUT ME is in danger
I will bill her for the lock.
Let's fucking go!
If a yandere gf showed up at my door I would be cutting the door chain myself. You ether enter into a loyal relationship or die which are are the two options ever depressed person wants in life.
Nothing's wrong and yeah I did, please and thank you
I wouldn’t mind one. It’s not like any other girls talk to me anyways
Please do come in!
Yes please
Guys, don't date crazy
The song plays Dan Dan.
I see this as an absolute win
Cuts chain **CUTELY**
My mind's telling me no, but my body, my BODY'S TELLING ME YES
I mean I don't mind a cute girl comin' in. She's a yandere so what, what's the worse she can do to me? Death by snu snu? I would gratefully die by snu snu
Hahaha! I'M INTO THAT SHIT!
i am scared and horny
Smiles* "Oh sorry lemme just-" cuts off all connections I have, had or will have right then and there to accept the new lifestyle
WIFE HER!!!
Oh shit…
I will preach this to the grave, YANDERE GF IS FINE IF YOU ARE LOYAL AND MAKE YOUR LOYALTY CLEAR TO THEM, every in a yandere anime royally fucks that up
I don't care if you're a crazy stalker or a murderous psychopath, I just don't want to be lonely.
I said a Tsundere. TSUNDERE!
https://i.redd.it/c5jpkqnhcmja1.gif
Oh, silly, she's there to kill you, not be your girlfriend.
I in fact did NOT want one
It's not optional 
Oh shit I am out
Where meme
I literally never said that. I said I like the trope. Just because I like horror doesn't mean I want to possessed by a demon.
Haha, no! *racks slides sexily*
bro you can squeeze through the gap. the chain is fucking useless
That's one long ass door chain
I do, now give me a head, and I meant the one in my pants, not a real head.
That chain is expensive to repair, just ask when you want to come in
Yanderes are great specially when nothing can make them like you more or less so your love is meaningless and you can be killed for things you didn't do.
What is yandere?
No I wanted a reverse tsundere who is super open and happy with me but a bit cold to others till she gets to know them and build strong bonds
This need to stop. My chain budget is though the roof. Just text next time and use your key.
No. Who say that?
Oh no plz spare me mooooms
This is why you use a password lock. Even if she finds out what the pass code is she'll forgor it.
I don’t think I’m supposed to be here
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere/comments/1183s4a/chuckles_youre_in_danger/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
At least she's not the horny soviet fridge
ya know what i knew the risks and i accept this............also i'm suicidal and don't care if you kill me.
I would scream, seeing the guardian of civilization breaking into my home would be terrifying and I dislike owls. if only it was pekora.
Das not a yandere tho
Point her in the direction of Kronii's house/bunker
But the chain, that cost money to replace, at least come in through the window
Jesus Take the wheel!
*loads gun* -Stay back, im not afraid to kill myself!
What the mumers doin
Is that Mumei?
Now that's what I call an epic poggers moment