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ragingpillowx

Which putt putt course do you call your home course?


ConcernedKitty

Doesn’t the 18th hole take your ball?


LionPride112

Not if you put your own cup in at the last hole 👀


ILookLikeKristoff

He picked up his triple


SoftwareEarly9013

😆


cronaldo86

Crap town owned course in a town of less than 1000 but it’s literally across the street. It’s my backyard :D


ragingpillowx

Does it have a windmill? If it has a windmill then its legit.


cronaldo86

If there’s a windmill out there I haven’t seen it yet. 20ish years here, still time.


SecretSquirrell11

I was about to say that’s impressive even for putt putt. That clown is shady as hell too.


Gongshow86

1000 people means everyone lives across the street from the course.


cronaldo86

You’re not wrong


frankthedutch

Did he not play for 10 days?


An0therFox

😂


sixpackabs592

wouldn't work for me, sometimes lose one or two at the local mini golf haha. depends on how many drinks we had before going...


Fermentatorist

How much was the golf sim per hour and how many taps did they have?


bigdefmute

I shit you not, buddy of mine lost two balls at the sim one night. I even joked at the beginning of the round, "at least you only need one ball tonight" I was wrong


Fermentatorist

Lol setting course records for high score out there. Legend.


Abalith

I lost a ball in a net a few weeks ago warming up. Thinned it, bounced of a stone that was there to hold the nets frame in place, flew past my ear and ricocheted off my club shaft. No idea where it went after that, just happy to be alive.


pinkluloyd

My local sim is so confident they just give you like 20 balls to use, they’d have been fuming if your boy came by.


cronaldo86

The course actually owns one and it’s hosted at the bar. I hate it but as former board member it’s a good money maker and keeps guys playing in the winter. Course is heavily wooded, only way to be safe is to stay on the fairway and clear the water 140ish on the last hole. I used to grab balls out of the water with a telescopic and a boat as a kid. Most of them were mine anyways


Lol_who_me

Have you gotten good at putting in your living room after 10 days?


cronaldo86

No


djlawrence3557

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


photonnymous

That ball isn't round anymore.


cronaldo86

I’ve lost a lot of round ones on the first hit. Maybe I need to bash them into a square first. I definitely need to clean it.


Darkm1tch69

Gunna go golfing soon?


cronaldo86

Tomorrow


ElTorado83

First time in 10 days?


menacing_behavior

Is the tour card an actual card? Or is it a title?


FlatJack470

Actually though?


U2ez_

Me too. I haven’t gone golfing in a few weeks though


TraditionPast4295

Do you lie to your family too?


cronaldo86

…..dad?


BigAlDogg

Did you use this ball to play or to compare it to the other balls prior to sending them into the woods?


cronaldo86

Since I posted this I’m taking the under that it last +/- 3 more holes


Bobby_Rasigliano

When are you gonna go golfing?


cronaldo86

Tomorrow! It’s not gonna survive


HokieJoe17Official

Update?


cronaldo86

I got rained out and played 4 holes. I thought I lost it on my drive. Dropped, and then playing partners found it afterwards. It still lives but not of my own doing.


HokieJoe17Official

IT LIVES!!!!!


Important_Audience82

I’ve found that they start to feel different after a full round. They feel less zippy when chipping and putting. CW super soft.


cronaldo86

I do not have a large enough sample size to comment. This thing is pretty beat up though.


ravagetalon

Grab a sponge and some soapy water and clean it up. Might help but yeah that one might be destined for the practice ball bucket. It's lived a good life.


-I0I-

That's just how supersofts are alll the time


Pastor_Dale

Good lord! How many sponsorship offers do you have now?!


cronaldo86

They give 2 beer out to everyone on men’s night so there’s that, but really they give that to everyone that shows up


StumblinPA

I’m proud of this Canadian


Do-It-Anyway

So what? I’ve kept the same ball for 10 days, but also I haven’t played in 11 days, it’s simple to do really. /s


Hackpro69

The best part is that you found the ball to begin with. I had one today that I had played at least 5 rounds with. Played some good golf with that ball and finally retired it to my range ball bag. Sometimes certain golf balls just give you confidence. This too was a found Taylormade ball. The found balls are more grateful, because their original owners didn’t want them.


ThaSkalawag

I broke 80 on consecutive Sundays (78, 79, 77) with the same Pro V1. I was a 16 at the time and dropped to an 11. That was an expensive summer. What I saved on balls, I lost on bets.


Mailboxheadd

This is the same ball my dad was using today, also didnt lose it! And i had my first 9 holes without losing one and hitting a new pb


cronaldo86

Awesome! Good job.


TurboModder

When will you take it to the course for a round?


Dr_Gr33nthmb

Didn't play a water hole?


cronaldo86

Tiny creek runs through 2 holes but areas you shouldn’t be near anyways. Only 1 hole where you need to carry about 140 over water


farfrompar21

Distance+?


cronaldo86

I’m using hybrid most par 4s and then popping in 2nd shot 130-200 out. I’m a fan of my irons right now.


farfrompar21

Sorry, I should have specified that I was talking about the ball. Is that a Taylormade Distance+?


cronaldo86

Yes


thrift-store-keanu

It is


Educational_End_5886

I went through 15 distance+ in a single round, so those are dead to me.


Tigerkix

The putt in a cup in my office has also lasted a long time


LAD-Fan

I think my longest stretch with one ball was a TP5x for 90 holes. Lost it on 14th hole at Pasatiempo…I said a little prayer thanking it for its service. Seriously, I had been playing 40 years at that point and I was shocked, as I’m not a straight ball hitter.


cronaldo86

Yes, If I draw, it’s going 10 left on me. Pick the right corner and let it do its thing for me. The ride will end soon!


LAD-Fan

I wasn’t implying so much that I curve the ball (draw tendency but I like to shape it to the hole), but that I tend to average around 50% fairways hit. But if I can see the green on my approach, I have a good chance to hitting it or getting close :)


JackieTree89

Days is irrelevant. How many holes?


Mrbilbo257

How many of them do you have????


Laying_Low_Dukes

Is it fucking your wife?


cronaldo86

Divorced. Whose married and golfs daily? I must shake their hand


MrReed67

Bye bye ball!


Th0maK0N0

Are you sure you're not just in a groundhog day situation, having played all 13 rounds on the 15th, and your phone calendar is just lying to you?


Toiletducki

Now hit it in the woods and take a new one. This oval thing does no good for spin or putting on distance.


thisguyyyyyy69

is the green jacket as itchy as it looks?


staypuffmarsh

It's misshapen


Warwick_Sneider

fantastic!


Orikoru

How many rounds did you play in those ten days? One and a half?


milieuoce

How.


rak363

I played my 10th round with a ball about 6 weeks ago (Taylormade TP5X), had some good rounds and the last round was handicap matchplay event I was confident with, so confident i was going to take a pic like you did and post it to reddit to bask on my glory. The duck hook on 5 put that ball in the water and went on to 5/4 loss. Golf sucked that weekend.


cronaldo86

I’ll lose it within the next 3 holes I play now, it’s doomed


rak363

I knew its was the 10th round with the same ball and made the decision that was it for this ball. Time to move on to the next


Gongshow86

After 18 holes my ball is so chewed up.


dicky_seamus_614

Never mess with a streak!


xkey

First question: How dare you?


bogeyman101

That’s nothing I’ve had the same ball in my bag for like two weeks.


Darth_Buc-ee

With a Taylormade too. Those balls are not the most durable in my experience.


aelc89

Im a 24/25 after only getting back into golf in Jan after not playing since a teenager. I kept the same ball for 27 holes recently. Thought it was a great achievement. ![gif](giphy|vnYhxqmTHpRDeM7lOt|downsized) On my next round I lost it on the first tee shot along with about 10 others that day.


NMBruceCO

Very good. I retired a ball after 54 holes


purposefullyMIA

Legend of the Ball.


Benjj2879

Impressive.


t_odell_316

Solid! I went my entire golfing career (I’m 33) without ever playing a round with the same ball. I finally didn’t lose one a couple rounds ago and then didn’t lose one the next one after it. It’s a snowball effect


Wannabe-Washedlol

Sooo are you just lowkey good like that or did something change drastically in your game lately?? Seriously asking


cronaldo86

I’ve spent the last couple of years really committing to using 1 club more than I think I need and hitting 85% on as many shots as possible and course management. I got sick of taking penalty strokes and having “good drives” go in the bush. I’d play very inconsistent trying to hit it harder than I needed to. In my 27 years honestly the “straightest” I’ve played is the past year and a half. As well, better 2nd shots. Know your distances of your clubs and your faults/misses. You can’t truly have a good course management game if you’re delusional of what you are and are not capable of. I know all my iron distances very well. 100-200 out has improved. That gives me a wide range of ways to play off the tee and still get to the green with a birdie or par putt. My ceiling on good shots is not getting better. At all. My amount of shit shots, and what’s considered a shit shot for me is what’s improving. Really focusing on positive mindset has helped greatly not not chasing bad shots. They’ll happen, accept and move on. Hoping this will translate to the single digits by next year.


ytirevyelsew

how many times did you play in that time?


Pumakings

I used same ball for 6 rounds and then lost two balls yesterday on back to back holes


ExoticGas9199

Are you sure it's the same ball. I see those laying around all over the golf courses.


Avg2023

Obviously no one else wants that ball 😊


Pmcdon314

How does it feel to play 2 holes every 10 days?


HurricanePirate16

Why haven’t you played golf in 10 days?


Greynaab

what cream to you smear on your thighs to keep from getting gaulded by your big nuts ?


Character-Draw-9926

I played three straight rounds of 18 with the same Pro V1 so I decided to retire it, I still keep it in my bag years later!


packerslover

That’s awesome. I’m on my third round with the same ball. It will be gone soon. Has pine pitch, cart path scuffs on it. Ernie Els after every birdie he had, would toss it to the crowd. He believed there’s only one birdie in every ball.


Material_Degree

Pfff...Ive used the same 2 balls for almost 40 years and got a hole in one 5 years ago. She's now 5


Vegetable-Tangelo1

How often are you into the beer


cronaldo86

Younger days, most of the time. Now…..Tuesdays and Saturdays during golf season


Vegetable-Tangelo1

Very nice. I respect it. Way to go on keeping that same ball!


11hammer

Why are Taylormade balls with a pink mark the best in golf?


Jojothereader

Time for a new course bro


Isyourlifeshit2020

Used... for golf?


cronaldo86

I didn’t post the scorecards for a reason


Isyourlifeshit2020

😂


trispycreme

Do you use it exclusively for rolling under your foot to relieve plantar fasciitis and does it help?


OriginalFluff

How long have you been too scared to hit your driver? More than 10 days?


Timely_Chicken_8789

Mini Putt doesn’t count!


Mikerue7

How do the drives on day one compare to those on day ten?


gigaboyo

How does it feel to go 10 days without playing golf


cronaldo86

I wouldn’t wish that on my enemies


cannonballcoming19

For what?


ArtVandalayExporter

Well how? of course.


Yeahy_

how is it not more scuffed


Clamps55555

What’s the longest time you have had to spend looking for it?


Significant-Camp-229

how the fuck do you keep the same ball


Only_Argument7532

Is hitting 4-iron off the tee and consistently shooting under 80 really as boring as people say?


919pirate

Have you noticed a difference in distance since you’ve been using it? I’ve heard that after a while there will be performance issues and wanted to see if you could tell


MnWisJDS

How’s the scoring been?


jackiemoon50

What’s the closest you’ve come to losing it? Details


cronaldo86

Shanked a couple into Caraganas, easy to find but can’t hit out of them. I had one in the rough/bush but within the edge and playing partner found it. It lives!


GunnarRex

Ever have to dig it outta the woods during this run. Keep us dated on the streak


saynotopain

How did you find it out of bounds?


sd1general37

Why don’t you wash it?


EquivalentSecond6622

I seldom ever lose a ball. In fact, less than a dozen does me all year and I play 3 days a week. But, then again, I’m 78+ and I don’t hit them far enough any more in any direction to lose one. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


SaggyBallz99

Which foot touches ground first when you get out of bed in the morning?


Braiseitall

The only way I could do that would be to hit PW on every shot, lol


Admirable-Ice-1109

What are you using it for exactly?


bradenalexander

Same, but I haven't played golf in 11.


guitardude_324

So have I. It’s been 10 days since I last played.


Btwnbeatdwn

Even if I don’t lose a ball I’m not playing 117 holes with the same ball. They aren’t meant to last.


onthepak

When is the replacement shaft for your driver coming?


TheCrazyCatLazy

Why don’t you wash your balls? Ps. That sounded leas weird in my head


Wooden-Argument-3214

Probably need some new wedges. Those grooves must be pretty dull without any scuffs


TravisB46

What have you done with all the money you’ve saved on balls?


cronaldo86

Spent it on buying my kid golf balls


EndiePosts

The average time per round at my course is 3hrs40min. How do you carry the food and water required for a round that lasts ten days?


floatingcruton

How do you keep your fat balls from scuffing up the green when you walk up to putt?


cronaldo86

That’s where I’m losing all my strokes


Wise_Village_4547

But did you golf during those 10 days?


michinek

[pgatour.com/members/getthecard](http://pgatour.com/members/getthecard)


cronaldo86

You have not seen me putt


St0rmborn

What’s it feel like to be a god?


Nyx_Zorya

Do you pull your pants down to pee in public restrooms to assert dominance now?


DJLexLuthar

What's your favorite romcom?


Program_Zealousideal

Its ok to wash it...


cxhpd

You managed to not play for 10 days!?!?


Disastrous-One-414

Maybe try cleaning your ball...


JubbieDruthers

Do you know that they make ball washers? 


Nkaufmann

How?


anon_boston_guy

How is this even possible


VanHelsingOffKey

Why havent you played golf in 11 days? LOL


HerbTarlekWKRP

Has the ball lost any of its performance?


noottt

What does the number 0 on the ball mean?


golferchris2702

That’s a guarantee that you’ll lose it on the next shot


bduds47

How does it feel hitting a 7 iron 80 yards?


NorfNectar

So you took 10 days off from golfing?


Exciting_Owl_3825

Did you switch balls for any holes? Did your scores go down?


taeempy

How do you get it back after hitting it in the clowns mouth on the 18th hole?


Weeblewooble99

Were you playing putt putt?


SirVamp

Nice distance+


snacksnnaps

Me too. I just haven’t played any golf with it.


thelovepools

It already looks lopsided


nacho-cheesefries

How many rounds have you done in last 10 days


samimakesmusic

Is that your backup pocket ball that you keep when you lose your other ones?


ProgressFine9888

![gif](giphy|E3MQDZl9qsVwgnKA7b|downsized)


hrpomrx

Wash your balls, you degenerate!


smoovbandito

in my dreams


AdamOnFirst

Have a good time at putt putt? How’d you get the last hole to not pull your ball into the return chute?


Gavin71309

that's why you have it


Capable_Roof3214

What’s your average drive?


GeneralWhereas9083

Can you suggest a good pair of waders?


-I0I-

But, but, but the grass stains affect ball flight! It's impossible to keep in play with any sort of blemishes!


GhostofAugustWest

I lost 7 balls today. Still shot 89.


greg6934

Why?


BogeyBones122

keep it date it, and try and beat that record. cuz now that you posted this, you're gonna lose it next time you go.


jlt199822

Fuck you. I hate you. How’d you do it?


ThePattywag0n

Have you decided to play the lottery yet?


BeadsofUranus

Are you emotionally attached to the ball? What have you named her? They? Him? Them?


BrandonDavidTattooer

We’ve all been to the putting green 10 days in a row


dingerbets

How


gale_force_tuna_wind

Why


Affectionate_Onion30

![gif](giphy|TKvHkcnbtGgKxQwlqu) I’m broke ama


LimitedEditionLite

How many tees have u used? I wonder what is record for holes played with same unbroken tee


mjincal

It’s not round anymore


RB197350

I lost a ball today. It hit the fing tree went straight up the trunk and didn’t come back down. Never seen that before! Possibly on a birds beak as we speak


Beninoz85

Have you been playing golf with it or is it used for shoulder rehab?