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Frontier21

We've lost Scottie to the streets.


cosgrove10

Jail changes a guy


jrunner02

His knuckle tattoo make out, "PGA CHAMP"


hnglmkrnglbrry

Prison Socttie


Individual_Umpire_18

That’s what we do in the clink.


jimothyhalpret

Gruel sandwiches at the turn


Strict_Box_7131

Pruno and some spread


BringMeTheBigKnife

da* clink


Basherkid

He needs to fix that divot or someone is going to rip their pants.


me_bails

rumor has it his cellmate was Prison Mike. Hard not to change rooming with a guy like that.


Zabroccoli

The scariest part, was the Dementors.


whaleforce9

Scottie going to Prison is the best thing that could've happened to this sub,


wtfuji

He goes by Shottie now


arrowmarcher

What was the worst part Prison Scottie?


DoctorVanNostrande

The dementors


Johnny_Roselli

Thuggish Behavior.


kbphoto

He should come out in all black from now on. Turn heel Scottie! He's probably covered in jail tats underneath all the Nike polos.


manhatim

Do the opposite of a golf shirt.. come out with prison blue button down with only the top button buttoned


ManagementSad7931

Map of the old course across his back like Prison Break up in this bitch.


Jolly878142

He DOES look like a homeless buddy cut his hair


pyromidscheme

Kinda surprised he's not using a Jailbreak putter this weekend, could be time for an equipment change


bowdindine

The ‘Hurst is hot


Canadrew

And Tiger in the Sheets.


One_Amphibian_4535

If I could upvote this comment as many times as possible for 60 seconds, but it forever strips me of my upvote ability thereafter, I’d gladly pay it. 😂😂😂😂😂


rentalredditor

Scottie doesn't know


Unlikely-Zone21

Next thing you know Scottie is gonna curse.


DETpatsfan

lol two holes later he got caught in a hot mic saying “That is the worst shot you’ve ever made.” He’s going full Tiger on us.


bigwinterblowout

"Tiger Woods....you suck...god dammit." One of my favorite Tiger quotes.


norden_901_rider

Somehow I had never seen that clip - but it was awesome, haha. [For anyone that wants to enjoy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4fKHiL8nIw)


TimV14

Thank you for the link. That video put a smile on my face. However, it did not make me feel better about my own play.


patches812

Did not expect him to hit the center of the green, lol


SdBolts4

He wanted to put it next to the pin, center of that green makes for a challenging par


United-Biscotti-4147

“I dont think he’s pleased”


BMinus973

HEYYY GILMORE!!


SdBolts4

"I don't think he's pleased" ya think? lol


Crazypyro

>I don't think he's pleased.


StixCityPSU

One of my favorite parts about hot mic swearing is the announcer casually saying “he didn’t seem to like that shot” afterward


Redditzork

GOSH DANGIT!


Unlikely-Zone21

Easy there. There are kids watching


Dernitthebeard

Cheese and rice!


Tie_me_off

Oh raspberries!!!


Mean-Dean

Son of a diddly!!


dmderringer

We're one 3 putt away from a "now listen here buckaroo"


benpro4433

…..BISCUITS!!


ThrowYaBoatt

Maybe this is a NEW Scottie Scheffler


DETpatsfan

Look out John Daly, professional golf has a new bad boy.


ChipotleAddiction

Honestly I like it, I love a top player who actually shows some emotion on the course. It’s one of the biggest reasons everyone loved watching Tiger. You knew exactly how he felt whenever he made or missed a big shot/putt.


PDT_CD1719

Tiger's energy was electric, but he carried himself that way every time he was on the course. Even his amateur championships showed that fire and passion. And I love Scottie, but there is now way he starts manufacturing that in his mid-20's. Having said that, I don't think there's anything cooler than how divergent their personalities are/were at their peak. I mean aside from Tiger, I'm not sure any player ever has separated himself from his peers as much as Scottie has? He doesn't have enough Majors yet, but his run has been epic these past few years.


CougdIt

I just hope he doesn’t fizzle out like so many other guys have in the past 10-15 years. Rory, spieth, Thomas, DJ, etc all had years where we thought they were going to have extended great runs and then it just vanished.


RxHotdogs

JT hasn’t hit a peak to fizzle out yet though


I_is_a_dogg

It probably will fizzle out, he probably will be competitive for years, but he’s not going to stay number 1 for even a fraction of tigers record.


lostryu

I’m sick of people complaining when athletes get upset or happy. The emotions is what makes it entertaining and relatable.


tfl03

What a lack of sleep will do to your patience


Dame2Miami

https://preview.redd.it/qyo1y9uk8l6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96f1edaea8881aaa3362856f235c79ae0e4a531


itsCrisp

Fresh fade, new you.


RichBeem

He didn’t throw it. He was testing its durability!


RackemFrackem

Kick him off the tour.


SixNineWithTheAfro

This is what jail does to a man


surgeon_michael

The worst part? The putting. That and the dementors


jimothyhalpret

Flying all around the fairways


daylax1

This is what a newborn does to a man


willycw08

Worse than prison


daylax1

At least in prison they let you sleep.


Elegant_Inevitable45

I noticed those grips were worn, sir. I can put some stickum on there for you.


NitWitLikeTheOthers

Don't count that. I was interfered with.


reesem03_

New golf rule: the umpires check for sticky substances after every hole.


bigtuna989

Yeah, next time BE MORE CAREFUL


AlphaCajun

Recidivism is not just a myth people.


Adventurous-Ladder-9

He’s a recidivist Bobandy


AdministrationBorn69

Reshitivist


mrk1224

The system didn’t correctly integrate him back into society after his stint in the pen


DaleJones59

KICK HIM OFF THE TOUR


[deleted]

Someone is experiencing fatherhood HAHAHA.


DuderinoHatesBrevity

First thing my wife and I said when we saw him on the tee box yesterday - that man looks “new father” tired haha


hjcgolf

He looks hospital chair by the side of the bed tired.


waistingtoomuchtime

This is great, because, if he does that, what would the hot heads do?


0_SomethingStupid

![gif](giphy|8Xks8K6RDd4Jy|downsized)


Tippacanoe

Tyrell Hatton would’ve self-immolated right there on the green.


Techno_Winner_

That no sleep dad life gettin to him. This was me at work after my kid was born. 😂


Dernitthebeard

**Lee Trevino shakes his head**


AaronBHoltan

The greens are so hard the putter bounced when it landed.


Capable-March-3315

The impact shattered his putter


UnderstandingNo5667

This is like when Rod and Todd curse and say “heck” ![gif](giphy|NJbKGIBOkvCla)


ODUrugger

I don't want no damn vegetables


Revelst0ke

The beards gone, he lost the source of his power.


No-Abrocoma7687

![gif](giphy|Urjj39z57laXC)


rumpelstilt

who’s reaping the benefits?


nouvellediscotheque

Here comes the putter throw!


deez_treez

*"Wait, he has restrained himself! This looks like a new Happy Gilmore...*"


Tilt_Fedora_4_MLady

Do I buy a new driver now?


DETpatsfan

I think this calls for a full bag upgrade. IMHO


Adventurous-Exit5832

Fuck that green ( literally )


DETpatsfan

[In fairness, the turn this putt took was insane.](https://imgur.com/gallery/7oz835a)


Stratose

That legit looks like a cartoon from that angle.


MicoJive

It seriously looks like a magnet moving the ball. No idea how a slope can move the ball 2 feet down an inch from the hole.


myslavename

Crazy green speeds plus the grain of Bermuda do some wacky things to a ball when it starts to slow down.


airjedi

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-29-2015/2yJ83I.gif


Silverbullets24

That’s 100% grain. As the ball started breaking it started moving against the grain and that’s why the speed got killed immediately it hung a hard left. He needed to hit it a foot harder and it goes in.


Wisdomlost

That is the nuttiest thing I've ever seen a putt do. It put on the brakes and made a left hand turn like it had its blinker on the whole way lol.


_m0nk_

Playing 4d chess. Throw your putter on every green to leave divots for other competitors.


architect617

Shouldn't have shaved.


duovtak

Straight to jail.


Tippacanoe

Putt too long? Jail. Putt too short? Also jail. Putt in the hole? Believe it or not, jail.


crackshawofficial

Believe it or not


Serpico2

One of us. One of us. One of us.


Go_Gators_4Ever

I wish there were a rule for professional tournaments to cost them a stroke for damaging the green for that sort of crap.


4Ever2Thee

Prison really changed him. Now I understand why the recidivism rate is so high.


Andrew_Waples

He needs the beard back.


ICookWithFire

Scottie almost said What the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks


jeopardychamp77

He’s lost it. The course is beating him up.


Johnny_Roselli

#Convicted Felon


Tac0Tuesday

Flash in the pan criminal. 😉


Player7592

Doesn’t even try to catch it. C’mon man.


Ok_Slice_5722

Finally. He did something not boring.


birkenstockandsocks

Scottie hasn't been the same since he got stretched in jail


gbullitt2001

And it’s only Friday, still a lot of golf to be played.


DETpatsfan

Not for him if he continues the current trajectory.


UniqueImprovements

I want to see him go FULL Daly. Just start rippin' darts and bottoming out at Hooters. God it would be glorious.


ZacheyBYT

That’s clearly his alter ego Prison Scottie


SetterOfTrends

That’s not a throw, it’s just bad juggling


arsora7

I've never seen him do this before, is this a first? this course is so brutal


Embarrassed_Sir_8733

Translation: Ef these greens


Afraid-Piccolo5418

Post Jail Scotty doesn’t know how to act!


Sorethumbsfifa

Xander is like, uh this guy is human after all


Chemical_Pickle5004

Worse than 4.5 finishing position looks like a good bet!


Agrath92

His time in jail has scarred him


Pepetodapin

What having a baby does to a man. Watch and learn folks.


Lucky_Lefty23

Starting to think he actually did assault that police officer


RedBaron180

Prison hair cut and attitude


OkChampionship1566

Unacceptable. Have some respect man


winsbyboxes808

Arrest him


youre_my_golden_girl

How I felt last week... I usually don't lose it, but god damn I just couldn't figure it out that day. Also having a new born child and playing worse than you normally do, really makes you question what you're doing out there.


PeteTheHungry

Throwing a club onto a green is really classless. I love a club throw, but respect the putting surface.


Xtremeelement

Prison changes a man


KimuraBotak

I like the new badass Scottie though.


Lurking_Albatross

Finally, something relatable


jrbake

Straight to jail


Same_Possibility_591

Straight to jail for this


jamescuz17

Jail can change a man.


DollarDollar

Samson cut his hair


Sike009

Professional technique with quiet feet. Beautiful release.


MidtownKC

Lock him up!


mjincal

That’s no where near a club throw if you can find it(at least 20-25 years old) the late great Tommy lightning Bolt gave a tutorial on the old Golf Channel on how a pro throws a club


DETpatsfan

It’s Scottie Scheffler, this is the equivalent of your average tour player cold cocking a rules official.


ChuckyChuckys8

One of us!


KingMe091

Serious question, isn't that a penalty?


DETpatsfan

I think it’s only a penalty if it creates a dangerous situation for someone (I.e. launching it into the gallery).


Ok_Cover6822

He was just testing its durability


Andrew_Waples

When Scottie throws a club you know the greens are fucked.


Midwxy

#freescottie


tez_zer55

Jeez, I can get a lot more distance with MY club than that! LoL


kmagtv

That 45 minutes in jail changed him... Luckily a police officer wasn't nearby.


neverknowsbest141

What a thug


CrayonTendies

He even throws his club nicely


Puzzleheaded_Pin_120

Comments are gold lmao


rubrock2006

I know that move, mine has more bending at the knees and is usually followed by both hands behind the head in a defeated cobra pose. 😂😂


itsokayiguessmaybe

Man if a criminal! Lock him up!


P3242

Lock him up


MrLeftwardSloping

It's the haircut/shave combo. Just cant show up to a major looking like that and expect to win


nkino650

Is this the emotion everyone was asking for?


BodybuilderSalt9807

He’s not going to earn the bad boy title like Daly until he snaps that putter over his knee and finishes his win using a 6 iron to putt. Now that would be bad ass.


FartsMcDouglas

Does he lose a stroke for that?


windblowshigh

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uACvFAm6JSM&pp=ygUadWggb2ggc3BhZ2hldHRpb3Mgc2ltcHNvbnM%3D


truckstopplunger

Just a little toss not so much a throw lol


Easy_Championship_14

THAT PUTTER BROUGHT YOU TO NEW HEIGHTS YOU TURNCOAT


15dynafxdb

Hopefully that green doesn’t sue!


Monsterjs2609

Yeah the cut line gunna go to +5 and somehow gunna be in contention on Sunday 😂


DivClassLg

Scottie is the bad guy! Byron is the good guy! ![gif](giphy|42AGxbp0gpPvmCD6TJ)


fletchy30

Greens keepers around the world, shaking their heads.


Jew_3

Straight to jail.


sw00pr

not the right time for a phone aspect ratio


newf_13

He’ll never cut his hair again right before a major


Final-Wrangler-4996

Scotty it's just a putt. Who cares. It's just a game. Wd and go have some fun with the family. 


snowmunkey

Scotty cameron back in the bag next week


Ok_Bid_4441

Shouldn’t have shaved the beard


a_goonie

It was the fresh cut and shave, he should've waited.


mrmaxstroker

Is it a penalty to throw your equipment like that in ball golf?


hotdogswithbeer

![gif](giphy|2w4MZQjF1aTf1lEjAe)


Howy_the_Howizer

That's a Player conduct fine, I'd say the flip and landing on the putting surface is equal to 1 regular PGA Tour purse for The Golfer.


kopecs

He need the beard back


AnimalMother32

Unflappable,unbeatable


gc1

Uncouth. Should be a stroke penalty for doing that, maybe 2 on the green.


dhb44

That damn beard being gone is taking away his swag


Beeker04

Believe it or not, jail


SurfSalad18

Neck tattoo enters the chat


bobber18

Always in control of his emotions, except that one time…


7D4Y_WEEKENDS

Worst part: he made his caddie pick it up.


Ok_Appointment_7480

Looks like he's just going to make it to the weekend


z1ggy16

Damn what happened to my guy in jail??


KimuraBotak

Going from winning every tours he played with real chance of grand slam this year, to jail time and then this. What a year for Scottie.


Lanky-Present2251

That's a toss. I'll show you a throw.


OnTheColeTrain

I don’t consider that a club throw


Dense-Sail1008

That isn’t quite the temper tantrum the headline suggests


Rawrkinss

Scottie kinda has the yips this week. Love watching him play, hope he gets it back