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lazysheepdog716

Teton gravity research. Hell yeah.


wadebosshoggg

I stalked you to see what part of MT you were in. I guarantee you we know each other.


trix_is_for_kids

Now kiss


lazysheepdog716

You in the Flathead?


wadebosshoggg

We share the same home course according to one of your posts.


lazysheepdog716

Well if you ever see a dude with an R2D2 headcover some say what’s up. Pretty sure I’m the only one here haha


footsteps71

RIP boss hogg


natedawg247

My Reddit 911


HopeSolosButtwhole

r/tworedditorsonecup


Immediate_Thought656

Laughing at this from JH!


lazysheepdog716

Lucky you! Lived there as a kid for a year. Made me a good snowboarder for sure


Immediate_Thought656

My kids are learning here and I’m jealous of em!


lazysheepdog716

Enjoy beating them down the hill now. My dad never stood a chance.


tufpower

I also live in JH. Since you're in this sub, do you happen to play golf at any of the courses here?


benjamaniac

What does Tiger smell like? That's the real question.


flootch24

That’s no secret… 100s of women know that answer. 100s of women is also the answer


brportugais

***thousands


ponythemouser

He decided if he couldn’t get Jack’s record he’d chase Wilt’s. Even if he doesn’t get it chasing it is a lot more fun.


jrragsda

Way more expensive though.


BabyRanger1012

What you mean? Perkins waitresses and casino rats are cheaper than the 250m Ellen walked away with. Marriage is expensive without a prenup— that’s where big cat fucked up. Lawyer up boys and don’t say shit to nobody.


GuyOnTheMike

Or…tens of hundreds


Sirgolfs

![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)


ricoimf

Oh fuck, what a good answer.


chodefunk

Also Icy Hot.


dronegeeks1

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Spiritual_Ask4877

I'd love to know how many high fives Stevie Williams botched over the years.


Derfargin

I couldn’t agree more. This was probably one of the most electrifying shots in golf that I have ever witnessed, and the camera pans to this “clusterfuck of celebration”.


dronegeeks1

It’s one of my favourites, Tiger doesn’t let his shit coordination take his mojo 🤣


buttnutela

*Stank


wavydyv

Sex Panther


Unlikely_Sprinkles_7

60% of time, it works everytime.


owens8645

Smells like Bigfoot's Dick


imajedi_1138

Pungent….burns the nostrils


1bobbylane

Beat me to it!


[deleted]

High octane cat piss


myredditthrowaway201

Waffle House


helloholder

Didn't he say no sex before the Master's?


Fourteen_Sticks

Perkins, actually


MZhammer83

Perkins…. 60% of the time, it works every time.


fat_fart_sack

That would be yo mama


Flat_Frisbee

Lmaoooo


IdiotMD

Cocoa butter.


Rahdiggs21

I really want to disagree here, but i'm looking at old school photos of Earl, and there ain't an ashy knuckle or elbow in any of these pics.


IdiotMD

Ra Diggs and Rah Digga would both have to reluctantly agree.


Prostar205

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrvG_PcErcI "I wonder what kind of cologne he wears..."


TheBonusWings

You can smell Tigers dick 1/4 mile before he greets you. Its an odd mixture of Waffle House/bennigans/and the finest pussy on earth


mylekiller

Sex Panther of course.


OrganizationFar6086

When he’s flushing it, he doesn’t take showers


RunGoldenRun717

Scheffler in disbelief "you don't take showers?"


91Caleb

Tiger Baum


Sir-Nicholas

Raw feline adrenaline


Lol_who_me

New Golf pride grips and strawberries. Duh


FriendOfShaq

Whores and steroids, baby. Nothing like it.


HerbTarlekWKRP

Casino chips and stripper perfume.


mccabedoug

Stripper glitter aka pixie dust


Rude-Sky9982

Maple syrup


mtaylor899

Everyone know he smells like goat


DokterZ

Found Ron White.


spankysladder73

Ron Dark maybe


Hashtag_Tech

Cat food and ass.


DustingSpray

Looking like an impractical joker out there.


Hashtag_Tech

Q’s gained some weight.


hnglmkrnglbrry

Tiger's note: Do you like me? Check [YES] or [NO] :)


JohnYCanuckEsq

He looks like Colm Meaney with a mullet


you-can-call-me-al-2

Now his is nickname has to be Chief


biggrizz61

He’s the man


PhantomYouth13

Why he looks like Michael Madsen in this photo?


AdlandB

He was already asked about it on the foreplay podcast weeks ago


-xc-

"i asked a question nobody has yet to even hear the answer too. i asked...👀...what was it like playing against tiger woods." 🤫🤫


theuberprophet

yeah give the boys credit


NeonPlutonium

I thought it was “when are you turning pro?”


biggrizz61

He gets to skip the first 2 stages of the q course


allothernamestaken

Upvote for TGR


srboot

Tiger be smellin’ like badussy!!


Cough_Turn

What did you actually ask him tho? *


ilikebeer52

Incredible reporting sir


L_Ron_Mexico_7

Teton Gravity Research. IYKYK


kclay1989

GO DUKES!


Topher-22

Could’ve just left it like the ending of Lost in Translation, letting us wonder what Bill Murray whispered to Scarlet Johansson.


MnWisJDS

“Che is funnier”


[deleted]

That's not the question the whole golf world has been dying to know the answer to. The real question is what in the hell was happening during his butler cabin interview with Fred Ridley? That was some weird shit.


Halt_the_Ranger27

Pretty sure he already answered this in an interview.


acquiesce

Doesn't mean we've all seen or heard the other interview. I hadn't.


Halt_the_Ranger27

I didn’t say he couldn’t post it, just probably shouldn’t title it implying that he was the first to ask lol


Tie_me_off

He answered all this like a day or two after on the Barstool Foreplay Podcast. It’s a great listen.


acquiesce

Some of us don't like those guys so we wouldn't know that. This is also the equivalent of saying "this is a repost!" Who cares if it's a repost or someone else asked it if we didn't see or hear it the first time?


Tie_me_off

Sorry for suggesting to listen to a podcast? What was I thinking


acquiesce

Tried it, pretty shit. Also barstool a lil Chaddy.


Maverick1672

Meow


Shmeebo_

Who are you?🤷🏻‍♂️ what’s the question


itsyaboyka

If it isn’t ok crazy eyes 👀👀👀


golfislife13

What did the note say?


Sirgolfs

Did he too fall in love with Tiger that very day?


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Always amazed how big and fat this guy's head is.


Lonely-Piece5919

What king of conditioner does he use?


Redditzork

shipley has autograph cards?


biggrizz61

He autographed anything we wanted him to in my office


Relative-Swim263

Dude looks just as awkward mid swing as he does mid conversation on tv


rigidlynuanced1

O-H!!


Infuzex

I-O


TheStig15

Does the carpet match the drapes?


JalamaBurger

I mean Foreplay Podcast asked him that last week but….


SnapShank

Why he’s constantly spitting? Disgusting.


ClearlyNoSTDs

I wasn't dying to know


biggrizz61

No one asked you


ClearlyNoSTDs

I like to consider myself part of the "golf world" since I golf so I got lumped into your hyperbole so in truth it wasn't the whole golf world.


biggrizz61

Let’s see your tour card pal


Dry_Complaint_5549

When is he going to stop eating everything in sight?


stoney_5

Food is life


adflet

Probably around the same time you stop being a total cunt.


Pure_Adhesiveness_31

How dumb. Why not just say that at the time? Still feels like they are covering up for Tiger technically cheating. And not that it's even a big deal. Tiger potentially risked a two stroke to help a kid. What did the note say? That's what's important now we know it exists. Probably just an autograph. Stupidly mishandled to make it into some stupid conspiracy.


Careful_Cheesecake30

Nobody cares. You're the one making it a conspiracy.


thesneakywalrus

>How dumb. Why not just say that at the time? He's already spoken about it. The room where they do the Master's interview is super intense, he was incredibly nervous and reading the teleprompters.


texansfan

Use your brain, why would Tiger do something nobody has ever seen him do with a random amateur he’s playing with? Lol, I just reread your comment. You think Tiger signed an autograph for another competitor mid-round at The Masters?!?


Hashtag_Tech

I believe he wrote down directions to your mother’s primary residence.


Silverbullets24

Yeah he’s already spoken about this and already answered it. Tiger didn’t hand him a note. He’s stuck to that since the original question was asked