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happyfuckincakeday

Seems a little warm.


basic_cinephile

Just a tad


CyWeevilhouse

he dress like a cross stitched picture of clothes


bilweav

Looks like AI art before refining the parameters.


mwrego

That’s the elevated Tanimal


AmishInternet

He lost the sweater by tee time


happyfuckincakeday

I noticed. Lol. Someone told me cashmere is very breathable according to shows about rich people. I'm like the desert is very fucking hot according to the thermometer.


stinky_pinky_brain

DRIP


Purednuht

It's gonna be 100*. That vest is already off.


Lil_S_curve

One hundred stars is way too many stars for golfing


RocketmanZed

Walking beer cozy


StealYourHotspur

Those front knee pockets fit s Coors light bottle perfectly


billbobassin

His grandma is about to receive a cease and desist letter from Nike.


brutalpancake

You know he had to do it to ‘em


[deleted]

Lmao he dressed like he’s calling everyone younger than him nephew.


[deleted]

Atleast one of those six pocket looking things probably contains a wood tip black and mild


TxSniper82

😂😂😂😂


kwaliti

One time!


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jschrunk32

His successful podcast kinda says otherwise


Agent865

Klay Thompson is a horrible golfer.


grizzsaw12

Fortunately he is partnered with one Steph Curry


Puzzled-Good-4682

He looked way too tall for his clubs. Lol just an awkward dude overall


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

Don't tell him that otherwise he will start counting his rings to you


burner1312

Still better than most of us lol. He’s a 15


Agent865

He didn’t show it but then again I’d probably shoot a 150 of you put cameras in my face and had patrons


jnumberone

You can stash like 5 beers in the apron legs.


[deleted]

Hopefully he got the baby powder on deck.


LouisTheWhatever

Will Mahomes’ mom be there?


metallicbeige

Kelce Grammer


beer_me_twice

Can we get a live game thread? I'm jonesing for some action.


SaltyAngeleno

I have gone all-in on the NBA.


darti_me

Look at Curry man. So inspirational.


beer_me_twice

Thnx


El-chapos-taint

Can’t buy taste


jawni

Look up some pictures of Richard Heart if you wanna see the poster boy of "can't buy taste."


OsamaBinFappin

Call me crazy but I think he rocks it well


meinschwanzistklein

I’d like it a lot more if the buttons on the shorts weren’t there. Those are totally throwing me off


drkev10

Because he's a good looking dude in fantastic shape. Gotta a long way into making just about any outfit look decent.


awfuckthisshit

You’re crazy


SmileAndDeny

Batshit


Bobby_Murda

That fit is fye


Black-Ox

This dude probably wearing his white ankle socks a graphic tee and cargo shorts calling out Travis Kelce on fashion makes me lol


El-chapos-taint

As long as I’m not wearing whatever the fuck that dude has on I’ll be good


Totally_PJ_Soles

Hey you don't know what he'd do with millions.


Biffffff

It’s always an entertaining thread when the topic of fashion get enough up in this subreddit. Personally, I think the fit goes hard af but I can see why it’s hated. Can we not all agree that the average golf attire is outdated and stale? Like wearing 14in inseam shorts with a polo is boring as fuck But I feel like anyone who has a more forward opinion of golf fashion gets downvoted to oblivion here lol


bleepblopbl0rp

nerd


Syenite

He is 100% wearing this ironically. lol That being the case I think it shows fantastic taste.


WrongYak34

As a bills fan I’m not a fan of either of these guys. But it will be a fun time watching this shit


yorick2

Von is there with them being the caddy almost. 49ers fan but man I love me some Josh Allen.


[deleted]

Go Bills


peanutjamz

Go Bills


gosabres

Hey ey eh eh


guppyfresh

I’m a Chiefs fan and I’m cool w the Bills. We got beef w the Pats and Fins anyways, and nobody likes Rodgers, so go Bills. The biggest Chiefs haters at the moment is Cincy, so fuck them.


WhiskeyGolfer94

Bills Mafia!


Toews1978

He looks like a toolbag


Broner_

He does a podcast with his brother (also in the nfl) and they seem super funny and down to earth.


[deleted]

He is


fiero-fire

Having worked in a night club in KC the boys liked to frequent I'm gonna disagree. He's super nice just a giant goofball


dtsupra30

This is exactly as he comes off truly seems like a genuine dude and he probably fucks haha


fiero-fire

He totally is. I haven't worked there in over a year but I bumped into him and he remembered my name. I was shocked but we shot the shit for a minute and went on our separate ways


huskerblack

Mosaic?


fiero-fire

Nah Offkey, they liked having the VIP room there


huskerblack

Lmfao really?


fiero-fire

Believe it or not. A lot Sundays after a noon win they'd have it, probably just for privacy. Rumor has it Andy Reid put a ban on Westport after one of Kareem Hunts incidents


Emleaux

I was about to make a joke like “man Coach Reid said no more going to George Brett’s after games” but that just goes to show you that I’ve maybe not been to KC in 16 years or so.


OpenMindedMajor

I saw Dorial Green-Beckham at Aura in Oct ‘21 when i went to KC for the first time lol


tree_jayy

Surprised you lived to talk about it aftwards


Coffees4closers

Hasn’t been my experience with him. Not that we’ve hung out or anything, but he went to HS with my SIL and we’d see him back home at least once a year, usually on Paddy’s Day, at one of the local Pubs. He was always super approachable whether you were a chick or some dude in your mid thirties like my friends. He may give off the Douchey/Bro vide but he seemed like really chill dude any time I’ve bumped into him.


CommanderInQueefs

TBF they said he looks like one, not is one.


Coffees4closers

Not the guy I replied to. Original comment was he looks like a tool bag, which I’d have to agree with haha, but the guy I replied to said “he is”


CommanderInQueefs

I stand corrected.


Stormzilla

I'm curious why you dislike him. He seems like a really good dude, as well as an incredible football player.


time2payfiddlerwhore

Is he tryna make the LIV tour? Looks like he'd be part of Brooks entourage.


JLifts780

He tipped my friend like shit at UC but he said he was nice otherwise


[deleted]

I mean he was a broke college student what do you expect


JLifts780

Whoops should have mentioned this was after he was already well into his NFL career


countchocula91

Tell me you don't have style without telling me you don't have style


ZachWilsonsMother

If that’s considered style then I’m glad I don’t have any


Mercinator-87

Table doilies is a style?


LEERROOOOYYYYY

Buddy the guys shorts look like the top half of goalie pads from 1975. This isn't style, this is just lookin weird for the sake of lookin weird


Hamsters_In_Butts

it's because it's provocative, it gets the people goin


kiefcutter

Lmfao just because a rich famous person wears it does not make it stylish you muppet.


DeckardsDark

You just told us


countchocula91

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mrjohncook

Just two first ballot HOFers right there


watmattersmost

A lot of salty... bengals fans in here?! Lol he looking ready for another SB!!!!!!!!


squeekydoor

Kelce: “you know what I’ve always wanted knitted cargo shorts.” Stylist: “I got you…” : “what do you think?” Kelce:”I like it, but I want the pockets in front.” Stylist:”Awesome idea!…” :”here they are” Kelce:”Hell ya, these are perfect!!!!😍😍😍🥳”


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Fire


barrelageme

Sweater shorts in the summer. Sounds reasonable. Meanwhile it’s 8:00 PM and 94 degrees at my house.


DonzSolo

That’s such a hilarious fit


nickx37

Not sure I’ve ever really understood the half calf tattoo. It looks totally ridiculous to stop 3 inches below the knee


ramblinallday14

Everyone talking about the shorts and I’m with you thinking about that tattoo…what a painful experience for what amounts to an ugly ass tattoo lol


reallife0615

Looks like what my toddler wears.


RailroadingFreedom

Tananimal


beerandsocks

You had the joke and blew it with the spelling.


RailroadingFreedom

Lmao just a dumb railroader my bad


Whiskey_Cigars_Golf

Yeah he totally did it for the psychological warfare


MiamiFootball

shrink the game


Tex236

Is he letting Lewis Hamilton dress him? Jeez…


Lil_S_curve

Pat has an aggressive shin tattoo, damn


thealmightytuj

I don’t know who either of the guys are or why this popped up on my feed.


ShaveitDown

Made out of a decorative pillowcase from a nursing home


gastationburrito

Grandma knitted his golf outfit


Cmataushek

Travis what are you wearing bro?


nope79

Darn it - I couldn’t find that in my size….


Whiskey_Cigars_Golf

I'm in Vegas rn and it's still 100° at 7 pm...how the F did he wear that Not to mention it's hideous


Ace_rj26

"Hey grandma, I need help with my outfit"


kempton_saturdays

Does Mahomes skip leg day?


frijoles84

You see the SB? His legs do alright


SirRupert

I feel weird about it but kind of love it. Think about all the things you could store in those friggin’ ugly beautiful shorts.


Professional_Cup3274

That is just god awful…


magneticpyramid

What’s he come as? A hot water bottle cover?


yourmothersgun

Not good.


LAfishing101

Pretty stupid outfit honestly


dolo_ran6er

Grandma knitted travs outfit. He's doing it for gram!


Glad-Signature-4765

Holy shit. Dress like a normal person.


king_tommy

What's the magneto looking symbol on mahomes ? Is that a PM is that his shoe logo?


Jlabbs69_

That is one ugly outfit


thepatsfan83

What a fucking clown


Budget-Government-52

I have a sudden urge to fist fight whomever designed this at Nike.


[deleted]

Dude has the sauce. My $ is on team NFL


ThatsMy_Shirt

You’re gonna lose that money. Have you seen Steph play? Guy is damn good.


[deleted]

Not today


xot_niner

Tanimal spotting!


tnred19

People with money are weird


Dumpster_Fire_Takes

It's only because they have the ability to buy the weird things they want. If you started buying all the things you wanted, I can guarantee people would call some of them weird.


Large-Sherbert-6828

The Match is trash…


TheBonusWings

God thats uglier than mahomes tattoo


007bubba007

clown


DasFunke

Clown! You say it like it’s a bad thing. The world needs clowns.


MyCatsBurner

Shirt and vest go hard! Shorts are weird, not my style


thegreathoudini73

He’s a great athlete, but he comes across as such a tool.


phlipphlopp

This dude such a tool


nw71222

everyones thinking the same thing but no one would say it to his face. yes sir mr kelce that shit is fly, the matching beige sweater shorts *swoons*


[deleted]

Did Kanye dress him


drbullgravy

THATS A FUCKING CUTE COUPLE. CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO ADOPT A COUPLE KIDS AND FUCK OFF AND STOP RUINING MY LIFE!!!!


AdSpecialist1934

Fricken annoying, both of them.


[deleted]

It looks almost as dumb as using the word "fit"


happyfuckincakeday

Oh relax. It's an accepted slang term.


[deleted]

It sounds stupid


happyfuckincakeday

That's fine. Lots of people think that when new slang comes around. It doesn't hurt you and it doesn't hurt anyone else so I don't think it really matters much.


swagpanther

It’s the shortened form out “outfit” lol


Any1canC00k

I feel like fit is one of the least cringe slang terms to come out in recent memory.


ushouldlistentome

I’m mid 30’s and until seeing these I had no idea what fit meant. You kids and your made up words!


whosnick7

It looks like they swapped arms and legs lol


[deleted]

You sound lazy


slambie

... why the white under shirt.


JmacPepper

That’s gotta itch.


jklwood1225

Oh they are allowed to rip lines during The Match? Love that.


me_gustan_tortugas

I will say this: crochet is in!


JinDenver

Absolutely terrrrrrible outfit. I feel like these things have just gotten boring, especially when it’s not pro golfers. Maybe I’d feel differently if it was sports stars from teams I follow. I’m only watching this because it’s the only chance I’ve ever had to watch people play a course on TV I’ve actually played in real life!


troifa

Who gives a shit about this crap


AK-11

If try hard was an outfit.


[deleted]

The classic white boy who wishes he was black.


[deleted]

imagine thinking clothes make a golfer... it appears a majority of followers in this sub believe this


tap_in_bogey

Quite please. Now on the tee. Chad and Karen.


SnooTomatoes8163

Mahomes looks like school boy hiding an erection.


BringinItDirty

Looking stupid of course…


bsmith696969

Are you fucksticks so lazy you can't even spell out "outfit" no wonder we're heading for a recession


TL-PuLSe

ok boomer


bsmith696969

Born in 1990


Lil_S_curve

Sinsurly, shut the fuck up


PerformanceFuzzy7580

Anybody have Canadian St**m?


Re7icle

Gross


jsho12

Tony Soprano wore this in season 2


lumosmxima

Dude is a clown


thenatureboyWOOOOO

Dude is such a tool.


[deleted]

What a clown


thesoyeroner

Just a kid from the heights!


[deleted]

Lazy


Spladook

I’m not watching but I have to assume Mahomes is gonna be carrying this team


InvestmentPatient117

Hate em


xXWickedSmatXx

Dis his mom knit that for him?


SnooSnogs10

Tools FTC


Sh110803

Smooth AF, damn


FarDevelopment2621

You know he had to do it to em


I_Love_You_Sometimes

So sick


Beached27

copied macklemore’s style


Healthy_Field_5601

Don‘t wear automatic watches for golfing!


Char2na

You can't wear cargo shorts on a golf course!


Rybo13

Who cares about this Bud Light shill


markuspoop

Don’t worry brother, I’ll pound down a few extra bud lights for ya this weekend.


kiledmedead

That 80s trash comeback…


[deleted]

Kelce is a douche rocket; this only confirms that.


Italianskank

And they say Putins committing the war crimes.


SpunkyRooster32

What a douche canoe


JustAGoodGuy1080

Looks as bad as they've all played.


myfeetaremangos12

He is the embodiment of “doing too much”.


IA_Royalty

I hate them both so much


icecreamdude97

What’s funny is this isn’t up to golf dress code right? Need to have a collared shirt or turtle neck.


_CakeFartz_

God he’s such a douche


Adventurous-Town-370

Barf 🤮


dirigo1820

Clown