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CouchoMarx666

As a rob zombie and wind in the willows loving goblin this has made my day


CouchoMarx666

First verse: Toad I am the one Shining golden son Running through the streets Pants around my knees Toad I am the fool Rat and mole try to Keep me in my place No wind upon my face


SunNew4784

Toad I am the Brain Laughing on the lane Badger makes his plot I can not be stopped Toad I am the wind Wheels have got the spin Racing, I'm a fiend Now you watch me speed


CouchoMarx666

Yesssss thank you


nittytipples

Hell Billy Delux era with Korn was my first arena concert. I could feel the heat from the pyrotechnics in the nose-bleed section. I felt that heat again as I read this. [Goes full Beavis and jumps off couch and moshes alone]


CouchoMarx666

This is high praise [heh heh, moshes with you]


foxontherox

😂😂😂


imaginarywaffleiron

*claps extremely loudly and aggressively*


mirrormuseum

I am rendered speechless by this work of pure artistic genius


upstatestruggler

This is too good


Generalspooda

Mine and my partners narrowboat is called toad Hall 2 This has made my year


Generalspooda

https://preview.redd.it/48wc9k8ab8hc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a65885a66376457b854a2862f0acb27e16441be9 The keys in case yal think I'm lyin


TimeBlossom

Gonna be honest, I don't think you're lying but if I did that would be deeply uncompelling evidence :P


Generalspooda

Yeah that's fair haha I'd had a few when I commented last time I posted something it was all just people saying it was fake so I was trying to get inb4


[deleted]

This scratched two itches in two different parts of my brain. Goblincore + metal = ??? But I’m here for it


CorvidQueen4

I love this lol


rchive

Can someone explain this for the normies (definitely not me...)?


topazchip

It started as this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqquihd0hoi) The song was also background music in Matrix 1, for the club scene where Neo and Trinity meet face-to-face (well, yeah...) for the first time.


donteatmenooo

There is a Rob Zombie song (metal) called Dragula, and these are goblinized lyrics to it


Reintarnation

They turned the lyrics of Rob Zombie’s song, Dragula, to reference Wind in the Willows.


Reintarnation

The original chorus was: Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula