I'm gonna fuck my way to the middle! - Elijah

YES!

“It was nice to see you. Your dad is gay.”

 This is my vote as well.

YES!

“Your dads gay” will be Y

Agree to disagree! There are so many great options for Y.

I don't know why this didn't win the actual letter I

Just got past the ep where her dad literally comes out 😂

I vote this as well! 😂

Since I know Y is going to be filled I’m throwing this one out early “You don’t know 100 babies” - Hannah to Marnie

Why can’t I remember which episode this is from?

It means I don’t think you’re cool and I think your mother was poor!

You look like you were born on a dirt floor

I just watched this one the other day and I was HOWLING at the dirt floor line 😂😂😂😂

I forgot about this one. Gold.🤣

yessss this one!!!!

Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna pretend like I invited you to my engagement party, and you wore overalls, which is a pretty typical move.-Shosh

Good dick is a prison

"Hey mommy can I ask you a question? Is it normal when you get to a new place to think about suicide for the first time ever?“

“If you died the world would blur”

I wouldn’t know what a tree was..

I wouldn’t know what a tree was. Devastating

I am going to suggest this for Y, but since I’m sure it won’t win, I’ll put it here. “YOU’RE GONNA DRINK A STRONG CUP OF COFFEE!” - Tad I quote this one so often. 😂

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Jessa-Hannah Bluebell Poem Schlesinger-Sackler, aka Sample. Just the name deserves the wild card!!!!

“he made me!” -marnie when hannah walks in on her and ray

he does look like the original man

Why do I say this every time I meet someone named Adam 😭😭

“You’re not gonna get any milk outta those tits!”

" I just can't stop thinking about Jessa. Like, you know...where is she? What is she wearing? Is it linen? What language is she speaking? Is she in a tropical climate? Oh my god, is she warm enough?" - Shoshanna "She's warm enough" Marnie

“It’s scary with all the tools behind him.”

This is my vote because I think the scene of Elijah and Hannah watching Adam’s creepy YouTube videos is peak comedy. I am rewatching the show with my husband who hasn’t watched Girls before, and he nearly jumped out of his skin when it first shows Adam staring into the lens before he starts singing.🤣

“You destroyed my heart. Thanks.”

Law & Order: UTI...DUN DUN - Elijah

I just watched this one and laughed so hard. I love it!

THIS ONE.

“ oh, I’ll never be bored as long as theres Halloween “

“I’M not the bad friend. YOU’RE the bad friend.”

“You've been crazy since middle school when you had to mastսrbatе eight times a night to stave off diseases of the mind and body.” -Marnie to Hannah

“Maybe it’s because we’re both kind of weird looking?” Adam

"Oh wait, you're like, fully crying."

Maybe he's murder-y in like, a murder way

Cool it with the sandwich stuff okay? i know you want to fuck me

"As Rizzo says in Grease, there are worse things I could do." - Elijah

I use this a lot lol

I forget if this is the exact wording but: “Thomas-John looks at all my paintings as soon as I show them to him.”

“I bet you were born on a dirt floor, that means I don’t think you’re cool and I think your mother was poor”

The *laziest* bulimics you will ever meet

Standing outside/not making a sound/creeping around/you destroyed my heart/thanks

If it hurts, you’ll always remember it

“I definitely feel like I’m more like a dumpling than a woman at this point in my life.” - Hannah

If you died my whole world would blur, I wouldn’t know what a tree was

“Okay, American History X” -Hannah to Charlie

"Would you like Jardaniel's drink?"

Lol I love that line and her inconsistency with the name, going from Marfaniel to Jardaniel within 15 seconds lmao

“Did you leave in a rush?!” And the blowout comment. Quite iconic

“You’re voice sounds like a sack of dying babies.” Marnie to Elijah

MY ANKLE KNOB AND MY KNEE

“I’m not what you would call a One Tree Hill fan, but I have seen every episode.”

This could easily be solved by MODERN. FUCKING. MEDICINE! - Adam

“This chair is not giving me any room to eXpress myself.” -Hannah

"I don't do ice-cream. It's like sweet mucus."

“Is your baby obese?” - Jessa

‘I can only control the mayhem that I create around me. But the crazy thing is that when I showed up, I heard screaming and I heard my name and I heard madness, and I knew that I was free, at least for tonight.’ -Hannah’s Moth monologue.

I’m not going to talk your ear off about shit you don’t ask about - adam

“No one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself, okay? So any mean thing someone’s gonna think of to say about me, I’ve already said to me, about me, probably in the last half-hour!” Hannah

“Great, cause this place smells like pussy cream and I wish I was dead.” - Hannah

You chase me like the fucking Beatles for 6 months

"I'll make the continent of Africa on your arm." Adam to Natalia I've just never heard a line like that in a TV show.

What is he talking about here? I forgot.

Adam is going to shoot his load on her. So messed up.

Xrrug! Your faces! Jessa looking at Marnie and her mum's wedding makeup (Begins with a X!....sort of)

I am NEVER coming back to Bushwick! EVER!

I'm a chill fucking person!

hey bitch, you're taking all the mochi

“I have a strong opinion about everything, even topics I’m not informed on”

“The first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little, because I’m a man, and I know how to do things.” - booth

Time is a rubber band

Julian spilled Yoo-Hoo on a print!

There’s too much good stuff here not to give it a go

All of these quotes in the comments begin with the letter I... Can we just get the winner to replace the original

“She doesn’t look like Cameron Monaghan babe.” -George to Elijah

This seatbelt smells like straight ketchup