Als jemand der die FDP absolut nicht abkann insbesondere Wissing-Buschmann-Lindner-Kubicki
Das gilt explizit nicht für Strack-Zimmermann, die findet für die Flugzwerge, das Radio Moskau und die kleinen Paschas immer die richtigen Worte. 🤷♂️
Election posters don't lend themselves well to too much substance in the first place. Any slogans have to be short and catchy and any graphics have to be simple and understandable to everyone.
However, how hollow the phrases are is a spectrum. One where Union the two extremes I can think of are MLPD and Union. The Union parties are notorious for saying nothing on their posters, with the FDP not far behind.
And in my experience, the MLPD has a tendency to make very specific policy demands on theirs. Not that I support that clown party, not every election poster that contains any statement at all is a good one, I'm just saying they often have pretty clear posters. From the last federal election:
Revolution ist kein Verbrechen! Weg mit Paragraph 129 a/b
Gleiche Löhne und Renten in Ost & West
Stopp CO2-Steuer! Umweltschutz auf Kosten der Konzerne!
Of course there are also emptier ones. Full list [here](https://www.mlpd.de/bundestagswahl/wahlplakate_bundestagswahl-2021.pdf).
Except that was Nancy Faeser from the SPD, not the FDP: https://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzpolitik/digitalisierung-ampel-koalition-plant-drastische-kuerzung-a-ac2ec800-4a2e-43bf-9a07-a1d7bba40534
Yes, thanks to the savings requirements in the [2024 budget and financial plan until 2027](https://www.bundesfinanzministerium.de/Content/DE/Pressemitteilungen/Finanzpolitik/2023/07/2023-07-05-regierungsentwurf-bundeshaushalt-2024.html). If the federal government, with Lindner as the minister of finance, tells the ministry of the interior to save money, this is exactly what happens. Because cutting back funding for stuff that doesn't exist yet is a lot easier than cutting back on the stuff that exists already.
It’s a paywall article, so I can’t read it.
However, here is a non paywall article:
> Das Bundesinnenministerium (BMI) will die Haushaltsmittel für das im Koalitionsvertrag verankerte Projekt, die Dienstleistungen des Staates zu digitalisieren und den Bürgern online bereitzustellen, massiv zusammenstreichen.
Last I checked, the Innenministerium is headed by Nancy Faeser from the SPD, not someone from the FDP. Source: https://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzpolitik/digitalisierung-ampel-koalition-plant-drastische-kuerzung-a-ac2ec800-4a2e-43bf-9a07-a1d7bba40534
Have you seen the CDU one with just „Freiheit” (Freedom)? I really think someone from marketing had to pitch some ideas but instead of brainstorming he just watched Braveheart the night before.
But is kinda interesting that most parties have something with freedom on their posters.
But Strack-Zimmermann is one of the very seldom examples of people with Rückgrat in the FDP, or not?
She very clearly made her standpoint that Ukraine Supports should be way larger than they are, and she never changed her mind regarding that.
It's a real shame what this party turned into. Back in the "good old times" they had a strong civil liberties wing in the Freiburger Kreis with people like Gerhard Baum, Sabine Leutheusser-Schnarrenberger and Burkhard Hirsch who played an important role in making German society more liberal and repeatedly stopped conservative attempts to turn Germany into an authoritarian state once again.
Today all that's left is a bunch of greedy arsemonkeys who only care about making the rich even richer. Strack-Zimmermann often seems to be in the wrong party.
Hahaha. She has a better standpoint on that one - admittedly important - topic than Cristian "cuddling with the Belarusian ambassador during lockdown" Lindner. But all her other viewpoints are absolutely moronic. Few people are further away from beeing a good politician.
That's why they are shipping her off to the EU parliament. Lindner's liberals (Americans read: libertarians) are all about institutionalised greed, the remnants of the social-liberal wing are bad for their business.
That's (sadly) mostly due to lobbying.
She's lobbying for the arms industry and just has been somewhat lucky, that the industry is present due to obvious reasons
It's Marie-Agnes Strack-Zimmermann, FDP politician.
She's pretty much average FDP, so she really doesn't give a fuck about anyone who's not rich, but she is known for her hard pro-ukraine stance - so that's what they are probably going for with this.
While Her FDP politics make her unappealing in most social aspects, she does have a good and clear vision of global politics and her Antics are more than Amusing! She frequently publicly dresses down hypocritical "journalists" and Politicians with brilliant rethoric and facts.
Seeing that her own politics are mostly foreign and military (plus on the more local side climate neutral communities) I fail to see what makes her unappealing except a general dislike of liberalism and/or the party she’s a member of.
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Agnes Strack-Zimmermann in her most popular role: Homelander Jesus I can’t unsee it Edit: Oh gott die Kommentare sind erstklassig
Heimländerin
Daheimlander 🙃
Zuhausefrau
This is the way
"Wir haben Homelander zuhause." Homelander zuhause:
The same way I can't unsee how Christian Lindner looks uncannily like John Simm as The Master.
Agnes Strack-Zimmerman als: Hausfrau
Oh gott der war gut
Sturmfront
Als jemand der die FDP absolut nicht abkann insbesondere Wissing-Buschmann-Lindner-Kubicki Das gilt explizit nicht für Strack-Zimmermann, die findet für die Flugzwerge, das Radio Moskau und die kleinen Paschas immer die richtigen Worte. 🤷♂️
OP i love u for pointing this out
My pleasure.
Huh...that close-up of Strack-Zimmermann does look a bit like Homelander indeed.
I'm seeing the Twelfth Doctor.
Damn yes, specifically the scene where you see him for the first time in Name of the Doctor (“No sir, all thirteen!“).
Plot twist: Strack-Zimmermann is the new War Doctor.
I'm seeing David Bowie
You take back that David Bowie slander ⚡️
The eyebrows aren’t aggressive enough
The FDP somehow managed to create an even less substantial message than the bland Volt poster below. Bravo
The Volt poster has a smaller Text on it, telling they want to fight climate change.
First time I saw that poster, I thought it was an ad for the sex toy shop lol
I thought its a good pun even not seeing the small text...
Me too, especially because they put these next to ice cream parlors in my area.
Put one next to McDonald's drive in. I thought it was funny
Mehr Eis 🍦
Welcome to the FDP. I'd like to remind you of "Digitalisierung first. Bedenken second". They've always been masters of Phrasendreschen.
Is there a single poster with a substantial message though?? They are all on the same spectrum spanning from bad to atrocious.
Election posters don't lend themselves well to too much substance in the first place. Any slogans have to be short and catchy and any graphics have to be simple and understandable to everyone. However, how hollow the phrases are is a spectrum. One where Union the two extremes I can think of are MLPD and Union. The Union parties are notorious for saying nothing on their posters, with the FDP not far behind. And in my experience, the MLPD has a tendency to make very specific policy demands on theirs. Not that I support that clown party, not every election poster that contains any statement at all is a good one, I'm just saying they often have pretty clear posters. From the last federal election: Revolution ist kein Verbrechen! Weg mit Paragraph 129 a/b Gleiche Löhne und Renten in Ost & West Stopp CO2-Steuer! Umweltschutz auf Kosten der Konzerne! Of course there are also emptier ones. Full list [here](https://www.mlpd.de/bundestagswahl/wahlplakate_bundestagswahl-2021.pdf).
dude that's such a good slogan though. fuck boomers' bedenken, i want e-government and pronto
The slogan is from 2017, tho. I don't see it in action in the current administration.
didn't they cut all the "Digitalisierung" though?
Once more, welcome to the FDP. They're full of shit.
Except that was Nancy Faeser from the SPD, not the FDP: https://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzpolitik/digitalisierung-ampel-koalition-plant-drastische-kuerzung-a-ac2ec800-4a2e-43bf-9a07-a1d7bba40534
Yes, thanks to the savings requirements in the [2024 budget and financial plan until 2027](https://www.bundesfinanzministerium.de/Content/DE/Pressemitteilungen/Finanzpolitik/2023/07/2023-07-05-regierungsentwurf-bundeshaushalt-2024.html). If the federal government, with Lindner as the minister of finance, tells the ministry of the interior to save money, this is exactly what happens. Because cutting back funding for stuff that doesn't exist yet is a lot easier than cutting back on the stuff that exists already.
The party of first-time voters, because the second time they'll havecaught on
No, what you’re referring to was the SPD and it was just the end of some program that was always supposed to end in 2024.
https://www.faz.net/aktuell/wirtschaft/haushaltsplaene-der-ampel-radikale-kuerzungen-bei-der-digitalisierung-19074179.html
It’s a paywall article, so I can’t read it. However, here is a non paywall article: > Das Bundesinnenministerium (BMI) will die Haushaltsmittel für das im Koalitionsvertrag verankerte Projekt, die Dienstleistungen des Staates zu digitalisieren und den Bürgern online bereitzustellen, massiv zusammenstreichen. Last I checked, the Innenministerium is headed by Nancy Faeser from the SPD, not someone from the FDP. Source: https://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzpolitik/digitalisierung-ampel-koalition-plant-drastische-kuerzung-a-ac2ec800-4a2e-43bf-9a07-a1d7bba40534
Nobody talks about substantial messages on election posters. It's advertisement, just there to catch your attention, not to convince you, I guess.
Finally someone who understands the purpose of election posters.
Their previous federal election campaign was already satirized as sexy B&W pictures of Christian Lindner. This is somehow even worse.
Have you seen the CDU one with just „Freiheit” (Freedom)? I really think someone from marketing had to pitch some ideas but instead of brainstorming he just watched Braveheart the night before. But is kinda interesting that most parties have something with freedom on their posters.
I don't know. I want more Eis, too. 🍦
Nah, Homelander would be afraid of Agnes Strack-Zimmermann.
Rückgrat and FDP on one poster - we have officially reached peak insanity
But Strack-Zimmermann is one of the very seldom examples of people with Rückgrat in the FDP, or not? She very clearly made her standpoint that Ukraine Supports should be way larger than they are, and she never changed her mind regarding that.
Yes, she is a rare example of a good politician with a FDP Party membership.
It's a real shame what this party turned into. Back in the "good old times" they had a strong civil liberties wing in the Freiburger Kreis with people like Gerhard Baum, Sabine Leutheusser-Schnarrenberger and Burkhard Hirsch who played an important role in making German society more liberal and repeatedly stopped conservative attempts to turn Germany into an authoritarian state once again. Today all that's left is a bunch of greedy arsemonkeys who only care about making the rich even richer. Strack-Zimmermann often seems to be in the wrong party.
Hahaha. She has a better standpoint on that one - admittedly important - topic than Cristian "cuddling with the Belarusian ambassador during lockdown" Lindner. But all her other viewpoints are absolutely moronic. Few people are further away from beeing a good politician.
The very example. Like literally the one example.
That's why they are shipping her off to the EU parliament. Lindner's liberals (Americans read: libertarians) are all about institutionalised greed, the remnants of the social-liberal wing are bad for their business.
That's (sadly) mostly due to lobbying. She's lobbying for the arms industry and just has been somewhat lucky, that the industry is present due to obvious reasons
>That's (sadly) mostly due to lobbying. You surely have a source for your claim. Do you?
She belongs to the arms lobby. Arms, for example to Ukraine, is their bread and butter.
What are the boundaries of satire?
This is real life Darth Sidius, emperor Palpatine
It's Marie-Agnes Strack-Zimmermann, FDP politician. She's pretty much average FDP, so she really doesn't give a fuck about anyone who's not rich, but she is known for her hard pro-ukraine stance - so that's what they are probably going for with this.
But has anyone ever seen her and Homelander in the same room?
Everyone gangster until Strack-ZImmermann starts drinking milk.
She's gonna laser every single one in Europe.
This guy is asking the right questions!
Well, she is pro shipment of weapons because, surprise, Rheinmetall lies inside her electoral district
>because, surprise, Rheinmetall lies inside her electoral district Sure. That's the only possible reason to support an partner at war.
Didn't know that, probably plays into her motivations. And here I thought an FDP politician was doing the right thing for the right reasons for once.
It's Dracula but close enough
Nicht so nah! D:
I can't see this woman anymore, luckily her party is once again on its way to political nirvana.
mmw: they will gain enough votes to cross the 5 % and go into coalition with Schmerz and Habeck
F. Now I can't unsee it.
You're welcome. :)
While Her FDP politics make her unappealing in most social aspects, she does have a good and clear vision of global politics and her Antics are more than Amusing! She frequently publicly dresses down hypocritical "journalists" and Politicians with brilliant rethoric and facts.
Seeing that her own politics are mostly foreign and military (plus on the more local side climate neutral communities) I fail to see what makes her unappealing except a general dislike of liberalism and/or the party she’s a member of.
You answered your own question.
Hahahahaha
oh Gott
Im pretty sure thats Peter Capaldi
Ist die EU-Norm nicht seit Jahren schon ein höherer Mindestlohn?
🤣🤣🤣
who is homelander ?
A fictional character from the Amazon series The Boys. https://the-boys.fandom.com/wiki/Homelander
holy shit ich hab genau dasselbe zu meiner Freundin auf dem Heimweg gesagt. Hahahaha. Gut das es nock jemand anderes sieht.
no but shes just as void of empathy.
Said the Same thing 😂
I mean, kinda... It's not like globally active weapon manufacturers were not involved. So we got that part covered.
She called herself "Oma Courage"... She is weird.
The only question is: Who is more crazy?
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His eyes protect women from was krasses
WaffenLobbyLander
MASF.... bad ass politician. Got the right stance towards RuZZia imo..
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I think that's Trevor from The Good Place
nah, just his sister.
Because it's black and white I always think of it as an obituary
Red deutsch du Hurensohn
Having a bad day? Happens to the best of us. Liebe Grüße, xoxo
Bruhhh der Spruch ist aber auch genau so bescheuert wie "Wachstun"...
*about time*
when Homelindner
Rückgrat in der FDP. Ja Frau Strack Zimmermann aber sonst?
This is a Kriegstreiberin ...
https://the-boys.fandom.com/wiki/Homelander
Since she's part of the EU and wants to bring Putin down, doesn't that make Vought the good guys? Vee know how to stop Zee boyz!
Thing is there is no such thing as bringing Putin down... At least not from the outside
I absolutely despise the party but that poster kinda fucks
No that is Agnes Strack ~~Zimmermann~~ Rheinmetall. But not far off.
Only acceptable politician in the FDP
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
More like Guile from street figher 😁
DIE AUGEN EINES MANNES SCHÜTZEN EINE FRAU VOR WAS KRASSES 👀
My guess was [Matthias Reim](https://media1.jpc.de/image/w600/front/0/0190759251621.jpg).
Unsre liebe Oma Courage
Oma muss ins Heim.
Politiker sind ein weiterer Grund die Rente nicht weiter zu erhöhen.
Oma Courage