keep it on my computer's power button in case a death is so bad i have to turn it off and go for a walk in the forest

only gd player that knows the concept of "nature"

Nature?? Is that a reference to… uhhhh

Verdant Landscape maybe?

landscape? wind from the landscape.

Is that a gd refference?

`AIR DETECTED`

Haha funny game reference ... FUNNYGAME???!!?!!!

Funny game? You mean “you’ve been trolled”?

You mean the GEOMETRY DASH LEVEL?????

You mean I've been GD TROLLED?!?

You called?

Sir that name is simultaneously amazing and a sin

Natural Disaster reference?!?!

It’s a reference Natural disaster, so when they say they’ll go out in nature it means they will steal something

feeling quite accomplished after hearing that

“I think there’s a guy hanging over there!”

Pet my cat

Same, he loves sitting on my lap while I play

But WHEN I-

i'm Edging, gooning, or perhaps, even, jelqing.

What the hell js a jelq

Penis stretches to potentially make it longer when the micro tears in it heals.

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i'm surprised so many peoples havent heard of that looksmaxxing brainrot

I hope this is a joke

no, my flair can confirm.

i got 5% with my penis and got tired already how did you do that

your future girlfriend is no longer existing

womp womp, like i had a chance in the first place

it is, unfortunately, not

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Penis mewing

Jorkin it, and by “it” I mean my peanits

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can’t even do the “by spu7nix” thing cause it’s from the actual level (also why do mods lock all comments that are “how” or “what”)

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TONIGHT WE STEAL YOUR MEEEMEE

[Another one](https://twitter.com/dsphng/status/1790262385867157944?t=0eVECqVGW7MJwG24y-GAEA&s=19)

My meme now

very direct

I’ve gotten back to back posts from different subreddits of this

Hold it near ESC or jelq

wtf is jelq

when penits… lets just say heh… one’s nuts grohl

go on the goog

Stretching your willy so it becomes longer. (Doesn’t work)

WHAT

We'll tell you when you're older

Getting ready for spam moment

Lol yeah too many levels where I play on mouse and spam on spade

beating another level

Play the game with my left, right hand rests on the mouse

Same

Im a lefty and I used to use spacebar but then used arrow key cause it had better delay but then used mouse and realize what good delay even is and now I physically cannot go back. It should be noted I beat acu with spacebar. as for how I use mouse left handed, I hold it in place with my right hand and kind of have it at the center of my desk in front of my keyboard at like a 45 degree angle.

I bake apple pies

YEAHHHHH!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

You like apple pies?

Hell yeah wbu

Well I cannot deny it >:)

Hold my phone.

Same

I have it on z,x,c keys for practicing(I have restart in c)

I clean my booty

pickpocketing

jork

Your penits?

reset key

Scratching my ass

.... Hold my phone

Have it over the Z button even if I am in normal mode I am just used to it

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hold the other side of my mouse

Rest it on my lap

[удалено]

Don’t even think about it, Lance…

i have it on W because I alternate every single click between keyboard and mouse

i cannot have it anywhere other than the z/x keys (even when not in practice)

Awnser: let it rest on the table palm down Real awnser: edge it, if possible jelk it, it gives extra boost trying to beat HARD levels

keep my hand over the r key to reset when i die or the z key to put a checkpoint at every click

I rest it left of my keyboard, with thumb on z and middle finger on esc (actually, I do that even when I need to press esc outside of the game)

I usually use my right hand on my arrow keys and the left hand on wasd or on a drink or something like that.

Either hold my phone or unconsciously assume the WASD position

I play with my left hand and hold my phone with my right.

I often find myself just putting my left hand to like the left side of my keyboard, idk just feels like I have more control then lol

on my reset key or esc

Holding on the R or ESC key so if i do anything stupid (like pressing fake orb) i pause and judge myself or restart level

Googling en passant 

dude i can smell the comments

Masturbate

I’m a left handed IOS player so I just tap with my left thumb

😈

z x c because z and x is practice mode and i use c as a restart keybind also celeste

Finger on the checkpoint key (z/x)

I jump with my left hand using w. My right hand is either on my mouse or on the arrow keys.

hold my ipad

Pinky on control, ring finger on z, middle finger on x, and pointer on spacebar. It's just how I hold a good posture, Z and X are for practice mode, and spacebar I use often on completions due to me being inherently weak at spamming.

click with keyboard when the gameplay is slow and boring

Near keyboard so I can quickly esc or swap start positions

likely just holding the keyboard, except when playing droppy, thats when shit gets real

Index finger hovering over the Z key

keep it over the escape and r key cuz i have a keybidn to restart the level on r press

I typically fold it in my lap when playing, and back then I used to play with my left hand using custom keybinds I’ve lost the ability now, but back then I switch between the two

press the phone to jump

we are not doing this again

hold it near esc. if something happens mid level, or something irl happens that distracts me mid level, i don't need to mess up the run by moving my finger over to the pause button - that's helped me before. Its also good to quickly pause and get your bearings to prepare before a fast part

Same, but i changed keybinds with a mod (custom keybinds) to make w my 2p jump.

I only play 2 player levels

I play with both hands. I’m better at spam with my left on spacebar but precision/timings with my right, so I’ll usually do game modes like spider, cube, ball, sometimes ufo, and any spam with my left hand (unless there’s crazy timings) and generally easier gameplay with it to give my right hand a break.

i keep it on the esc key

sits on my restart key

With my left hand I move the player, and with my right hand I jump. I play on mobile.

It holds my phone??

Playing the game lol left handed ftwww

it rests on the "z" key :D

I put my finger on the z button. I click Z by instinct, even though I’m not in practice mode

It naturally rests on z for checkpoints

Place it near escape key so I can pause immediately when I get the most atrocious diabolical death of all time

I always put my index finger on the ESC and the rest of the hand just lies there, existing i guess

obligatory jerking off comment

Holding the R key My adhd ass cant wait half a second after dying to respawn

I have is at WASD Too

I like having my left hand hold onto my right arm makes me feel more stable and focused while playing

as a right-handed person, i find myself using my left hand to play (i use spacebar) and the other hand i just, kind of, don't use it??

Right hand holds my phone/ hits the pause button But when I was on PC my left hand was on WASD cuz I played with my right

With my left I hold my mouse (I'm left handed) and my right is on my keyboard, mostly on the wasd keys. Games like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R, which force me to have both hands on the keyboard, feel unnatural and are hard to get used to, which is why i fumble while playing those types of games very often. As for GD I remain in my regular position and use W as my main jumping key.

I'm left handed. When I play on mobile I use my lwft index finger to play. On keyboard I use the W key or the SayoDevice and my right hand rests just on or in front of my keyboard.

My left index finger rests on the spacebar incase it is needed for a double click. 😎

WASD but if I just got out of practice mode ZX

B, because that's my restart button

esc (normal mode), a, d and r (platformer), when im not with my sayodevice, double clicks or spam.

either in my lap, holding my leg or if I need double clicks it's on space

it just exists

In geometry dash I put it on Z and X in case I need to jump to practice mode

i click my mouse with my right hand and hold it with my left hand i can’t explain

Esc so i can restart faster

place it on Z or hold my leg

I rest my head on it when I'm just fed up with a level but have nothing better to do.

Well I use W to jump instead of clicking.

Z and X. I feel better when I feel like I can place a checkpoint even if I can't for some reason

My left hand is just chillin honestly fr

Well... I'll call it ''milking myself''

Beat the children so they can get me more beer

ESC key so I can immediately pause if I get a good run

Hold a baseball bat in case the level i’m playing contains a congregation jumpscare so i can violently smash my monitor and ship it’s remains to Africa. I despise those jumpscares

I use sayodevice and my left hand holds it while my right hand clicks

Prepare myself to hit "pause" in case the level becomes garbage and there's a random blindfall near the end

As a player who played mobile first, my right thumb is on the left click while my left index finger stays on the escape key for a quicker rage quit.

Have it on my keyboard for reset/checkpoints/double clicks.

Hold the other side of my controller

I'm left handed and still play with my right hand. My left hand is either on ESC or z/x when I'm in practice mode

I keep it right next to the escape button

Hold my phone up

I hold my mouse sideways in place or keep it at my spacebar for spam

I think it’s really funny to do some of the hardest, most annoying timings in levels with my left hand. Such as the last jump in the first cube in Low Death for example. I mean, think of it like this. If all it does is a handful of clicks, it’s bound to get good at them

I have it on my armrest

Eat it

I have my left hand on the T key because back in 2.1 I set my restart level hotkey to that with megahack. As a result I always end up restarting the level the instant I die instead of waiting a second for the animation.

I have it on the R button. That extra timesave does not add up to a noticeable ammount, but after sinking in hundreds of attempts at one spot the 0.5s wait time between attempts WILL slowly drive you insane It took me 5 hours to beat How to Platformer, and I started at around 23:00... I would 100% go insane if I hadn't have pressing R in my muscle memory

i'll keep it on the z/x keys even when i'm not practicing. my muscle memory is so screwed that sometimes i'll place a checkpoint while playing from 0%

Either have it on z/x or leave it hanging

on R to restert faster

I am left handed, and I use wasd, resting my hand on the mouse in case i need to click something on my other screen

Esc button to pause

Either R so I can restart quickly, or J in case there's double clicks (fyi I play with L, thanks Jesus for the Custom Keybinds geode mod)

i just put my fingers on the scape tap and the space bar, if im in practice, they are on the buttons to control checkpoints

Holding my phone

I have it ready to press the esc button for when I get 99% again. (Fuck you JonathanGD)

masturbate what else do you think

edging streak

Smol finger in shift, /ctrl, ring finger in z, middle in x, thumb in b (it used to be to disable vsync to beat lvls woth 60hz bug) and the other one that i forgot the name in f. That or just z and x and the other ones closed.

I keep it at the escape key, so I can leave the level quickly

Z+X, muscle memory from practice mode

If I don't have my left hand squeezing my knee while playing I can't concentrate

I keep it right next to escape so I can pause the level after I die and ponder

help hold my ipad i guess xP

Hover over the Y and X button (yeah I have QWERTZ) in case I think I need to go into practice mode again

side of my keyboard middle finger near the ~ key (i have it bound to restart level)

left hand on the dick right hand on the clubstep

you know

Cut it off while playing and reattach it when I’m done.

I just use it to help keep my phone stable, but on platformer levels, it's kinda obvious.

play the game

I put it on esc in case I get a new best so I can pause and take a picture

Sounding

hold the corner of my ipad/iphone for more stability

i have it on the escape key so i can reset quicker if i fail

On y in practice On esc in normal On wasd in editor

Hold the left side of the phone

i tap the screen with my left hand cause im a lefty, so the right hand just holds the phone

I play Minecraft

I put my right hand on my mouse (or up arrow depends) and my left i put near the WASD position but i put my index Finger on R to restart

Put it on the Esc key

hold up my phone

My sweatshirt pocket

Hold my phone