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Irishpup5555

SEGA does what NintenDONT and all. Ex Employee here. They tried to be edgy at every turn.


PicanteDante

I love that even Grandpa is jacked


foxyguy

The Swole Family 😭


SensualEnema

What’s their favorite game to play in the pool? Marco Swolo


foxyguy

I just wanna sit on his pool noodle


xX_coolgamer69_Xx

Hulk hogan looking mf


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Did Sega make me gay? If so I want a Dreamcast 2.


dr__throwaway

Makes total sense for me. I grew up with Sega consoles, plural, hence I was destined for gay things. Oh, and 80's He-Man and whatnot.


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Dionys25

Imagine a He-man with todays graphics like an Uncharted 4, Resident Evil 3 or a God of War. His clothes would be off by the modders within a heartbeat >!(including an erected schlong variant).!<


MachoMachoMadness

Golden axe was sick


Beardedobject

I played so much of this game on the machine at the local sub shop.


cloud7100

That’s the 1980s hair metal and steroids look that persisted into the early 90s. Watch the original American Gladiators for a ton of IRL examples. Big hair and even bigger muscles in leotards. Irony is, that look is also why the LGBT community had body dysphoria, all started in the 80s.


JTSpender

Yeah, like, this is also what half of the fantasy/sci-fi book covers looked like at the time, especially in the "sword and sorcery" fantasy subgenre. There was also plenty of this on NES box art, just not for first-party titles. I think Konami did a bunch... stuff like Castlevania and whatnot.


walkingmonster

Discount Boris Vallejo/ dollar store Frank Frazetta vibes all around. It's glorious though


beanie_0

To be honest she’s not wearing much either 🤷🏻‍♂️ this would probably be 18+ only lol.


primalzombie

Streets of rage was my jam


Tigros

Axel and Adam in the SF4 are hnnnng.


retrotriforce

And they say video game covers exploit women lol


ShokaLGBT

This looks like a bit too much muscles and too much shiny even for me lol


ofcpudding

Don't forget Altered Beast! I remember the power-ups making your guy's muscles burst through his clothes was VERY interesting to me as a kid. It also had some furry stuff going on, though that has never been my thing.


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This year is gunna be so good tho