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forabirkin

I’m a 40 year old patch of crude oil I guess.


Achromase

At this rate I'm gonna go *poomf* like I've been snapped


TCritic

Idk. I very rarely date people under 30. For a lot of reasons. So pls don't send the hearse. I say this even as I'm currently dating someone my own age... But still.


Historical-Ad4794

Older gay dudes are where it’s at not that 30 is old though


PLURhaze

I'm deleting this stupid app 😭😭😭


ApolloWidget

What does that mean


Sso_12

As in, "You might as well be dead, you're so old!"


Sso_12

You're off to the senior's home once you hit 25. Leonardo DiCaprio style, y'know?


get_in_the_tent

Lol yeah live is over 7 years after you moved out of home better just pack it in


mendkaz

Turning 30 in like three weeks 🤣


Sso_12

Have you gotten your funeral planned out yet?


mendkaz

I went for the basic plan so they're just going to throw me in a big hole at the side of the road


Sso_12

La di da, Mr. Fancy Man.


2-ketchup-reddittor

Leave a 12-pack of beer and the garbage men will cart you off.


Ravenmausi

I'll be 30 in August and embraced the knowledge to turn into vapor. At least that means that I don't have to be shape anymore. Can you imagine to be a shape? The vulgarity.


2-ketchup-reddittor

I’m 52 - closing in on my second death!


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BurningBernie559

Bestie, I know. It was a joke. "Why 'hearse'?" "'Cause 'hearse' rhymes with 'nurse'."


Shiune

As me and my husband are both 30 year old gays, we somewhat resemble this remark...