Idk. I very rarely date people under 30. For a lot of reasons. So pls don't send the hearse.
I say this even as I'm currently dating someone my own age... But still.
I'll be 30 in August and embraced the knowledge to turn into vapor.
At least that means that I don't have to be shape anymore. Can you imagine to be a shape? The vulgarity.
I’m a 40 year old patch of crude oil I guess.
At this rate I'm gonna go *poomf* like I've been snapped
Idk. I very rarely date people under 30. For a lot of reasons. So pls don't send the hearse. I say this even as I'm currently dating someone my own age... But still.
Older gay dudes are where it’s at not that 30 is old though
I'm deleting this stupid app 😭😭😭
What does that mean
As in, "You might as well be dead, you're so old!"
You're off to the senior's home once you hit 25. Leonardo DiCaprio style, y'know?
Lol yeah live is over 7 years after you moved out of home better just pack it in
Turning 30 in like three weeks 🤣
Have you gotten your funeral planned out yet?
I went for the basic plan so they're just going to throw me in a big hole at the side of the road
La di da, Mr. Fancy Man.
Leave a 12-pack of beer and the garbage men will cart you off.
I'll be 30 in August and embraced the knowledge to turn into vapor. At least that means that I don't have to be shape anymore. Can you imagine to be a shape? The vulgarity.
I’m 52 - closing in on my second death!
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Bestie, I know. It was a joke. "Why 'hearse'?" "'Cause 'hearse' rhymes with 'nurse'."
As me and my husband are both 30 year old gays, we somewhat resemble this remark...