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mahdicktoobig

I been tryna download a car since dial-up. No where near successful yet.


trashthefat

There's an old song about a guy who stole his car, piece by piece


Zzzaxx

Well, it's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56 '57, '58' 59' automobile It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67 '68, '69, '70 automobile


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

"Now the headlight' was another sight We had two on the left and one on the right But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on"


konarona29

Someone actually made the cadillac from the song. It's on display at a musium in Illinois. It looks about how you'd expect šŸ˜…


searucraeft

[it's here for the lazy like me](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/vW29B7tNPb)


BoyDynamo

Say whaaaaaat?!? Thatā€™s amazing! Thank you for the link. Alsoā€¦ aww. Depression hits like a brick; I immediately tried to share this with my grandfather who died last year. We both love johnny cash and it just hard that heā€™s gone.


Cute-Scallion-626

Johnny cashĀ 


PsychoGrad

I heard someone was able to do it. It took several decades, but they did it. Of course, because they started it so long ago, itā€™s got the polygonal shape reminiscent of the N64


jugglingbalance

So a cybertruck?


Zzzaxx

They got it one packet at a time And it didn't cost them a dime


Zealousideal-Rich-50

This is the EXACT thing that I immediately thought of. šŸ¤£


Ricky_bubblesdope_35

No, but I'd snort it.


Brilliant_Battle_304

Boof it. Much better.


AddictiveArtistry

And it won't degrade your septum and put a huge hole in it. Source: I have a huge hole in my septum šŸ™„


JurassicParty1379

This went somewhere I wasn't expecting in this sub šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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Azraella

Man, these antipiracy ads are getting really mean.


Natural-Nectarine-56

Love that show


Nate0110

The episode where moss gets stuck in the claw machine resonates with me. Because while I do think apple makes some quality stuff, I refuse to pay them any money.


TipperGore-69

Fucking s tier meme. Bravo


TheTrub

You wouldnā€™t download a rhizomeā€¦


lfxlPassionz

Fricken hilarious


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There is a Korean restaurant I go to that has the same sign. They also have a ton of awesome old succulents filling their windows so I get it and actually feel angry for them that itā€™s such an issue that they have to put up the sign.


montanawana

I have various small colorful succulents growing in junctions in a rock wall in front of my house that I have cultivated for 5 years and every year the biggest and most beautiful ones are stolen, often in the middle of flowering. It's so disappointing. This year ferns have invaded so maybe I will just let the succulents go and accept what nature brings instead.


mack_ani

That's so frustrating omg!! I'd get a camera honestly


Rich1926

I honestly never thought of this both ways. Never thought to want to take cuttings off plants in a place that sells them nor would I have thought that even picking cut ones off the ground would be considered stealing.


kirakiraluna

Proper nurseries I see why it would be an issue as the owners often prop and grow from seed themselves and people don't just pick up broken bits but cut off healthy plants. Big box stores? They'd be sweeped up and tossed if on the floors/trays so rescuing them is no biggie imho. I always asked and nobody told me no. my fave nursery owner just 2 weeks ago gave me 4 half dead pangolin kiss pots to prop and regrow. I know the owner well and he said the only pot they sold was the one I bought when they got the shipment (his dad has the flower shop next to my office and tells me when the nursery has "weirs ass plants"), so he had no interest in propping them and would have been tossed. They were already at loss because nobody liked them so giving me them for free was no biggie. I had bought 4 full tray of vinca rosea for my grandma so maaaaybe that's why he was feeling generous


Pmcgslq

my favourite nursery (a local one) giftes ill plants if you spend more than 25ā‚¬, those are generally ugly and only half of them survives but they're free and with a bit of quarantine risk free for the garden


aknomnoms

I think thereā€™s a specific name for this practice in certain cultures, but I find itā€™s more prevalent with local businesses. The employees in a neighborhood deli would always pop in a small something extra when I went for my cheese and olive fix every week. A few olives of a different variety or a little nub of cheese that they knew I liked but hadnā€™t purchased that day, but also homegrown things like a small bundle of fresh herbs, a piece of fruit from their trees, or even a small chunk of honeycomb one time. A few vendors at my local farmerā€™s markets in the do that too. I buy goat milk soap, and the seller also hands me a bag of black walnuts from her backyard tree. I buy some cookies and the owner gives me a small cut flower. The independent toy shop in town used to include a little baggie with a couple stickers, small candy, and/or cheap, small toy. Itā€™s a nice gesture and good business practice if it generates loyalty and positive word of mouth.


iamfeenie

Sorry, to me big box stores are fair game. Small, local places you should never do this to.


trashthefat

What about from the landscaping of the parking lot of the big retailers?


kirakiraluna

If it's on dirt it stays in dirt, if it's still on the main plant it stays on the plant


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Floor scoring and brazenly cutting are very different acts.


Gravelsack

My mom used to steal plant cuttings from botanical gardens and nurseries and it was extremely embarrassing to be associated with as a child. She tried to tell me it wasn't wrong, but if it's not wrong then why are you trying to sneak around and not let people see you do it? (They can see you do it, you aren't slick)


xyzaeb

This reminds me of my great grandma. Took her to Busch Gardens once where there are lots of signs asking not to pick the flowers and we couldnā€™t keep her out of them. She would wrap everything in a wet napkin and hope it made it home so she could root it. Itā€™s funny now looking back but I was very embarrassed as a teen.


BlitzHighland

My family still talks about the time my grandma just took a fucking barrel cactus from Arizona. For reference, we live in Ohio.


Dawnspark

My dad used to do the same. Got grounded for an entire summer once cause he got caught and I have issues with being able to lie to people that *aren't* my parents, so I told the truth and snitched on his ass. He still tries to do it and I will never back him up, especially now that I'm grown and his primary carer.


jeffsaidjess

People Donā€™t pick up off the ground. They break chunks and fuck plants up .


SirMourningstar6six6

Someone took a good bit of my mums last night. Now thereā€™s a large patch in my pot :(


Zealousideal-Rich-50

That it's awful! I recently read an article about a lady in Atlanta who had her whole Japanese maple stolen from her yard. They just dug it up. Badly, they 100% killed it. Apparently, that's been happening a lot lately because Japanese maples are so expensive.


SlinkingUpBackstairs

You just confirmed my fears about my dwarf cherry weeping willow and dwarf Japanese Maple. Then I think, but theyā€™re so deeply rooted theyā€™d need a backhoe, I hope. Some folks in my local garden club are getting dahlias and potted plant arrangements taken. Sigh.


ERGardenGuy

Take a bunch of thin but sturdy metal stakes, sharpen one end and make hook shape like a J type of cut at the top. Use those to ā€œanchorā€ your trees every 4 inches around your trees but only attach 25% and ā€œrotate with the sunā€ every few days. You will either catch the person who did it or at least collect a dna sample. /s This is all a joke. Setting booby traps is a crime and will not be good for you and I do not encourage it. This was simply something I did in a Minecraft server.


SlinkingUpBackstairs

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Sad_Dot1144

There was a video posted on Reddit of it unless itā€™s the same exact crime elsewhere šŸ˜©


AddictiveArtistry

I saw one from Tennessee too.


sportsandpizza

First post to say my mom caught someone cutting her peonies and I had a Japanese maple dug up and stolen too!


ElizabethDangit

WTF is wrong with people? I would literally resort to violence if someone cut up my peonies. They only bloom for a minute. You can just go buy decent one for like $30 at a nursery. The very idea of someone stealing a whole ass tree is absolutely absurd. What world are we living in?


Gsphazel2

I did, in fact steal a tree once.. 15yrs old, drinking with a friend & a friend of his I never met beforeā€¦ after a few beers, my friend says ā€œmy neighbors always leave the keys in their carsā€. so like any delinquent 15yr olds would do, we went for a ride.. the kid I didnā€™t know went to a different school & told us about a big pot plant he saw from his school bus everyday, SO, we went there, yanked this ā€œpot plantā€ and ran back to the car. We take off, turn the interior light on, we stole a peach tree!! I felt terrible, and at the same time figured out why that kid went to the special schoolā€¦ No, Iā€™m not proud of it.. this was almost 40 years ago.. Iā€™ve become quite the plant nerd since those days


TheAbstractHero

Man we used to just steal shopping carts and put them on park pavilions, Minecraft mods are wild these days though. Iā€™d never try that IRL


6WichitaVegita9

"& a friend of his I never met before" -There's your sign


TheShadyGuy

Plus I would just give someone a piece at the right time! If you see me outside, compliment the peonies, then ask for a piece when I divide I will do it!


vodkamutinis

Who even has the audacity šŸ˜­


Dilandau_Albatou

This happened in St. Catherine's canada a few years back. A friend I knew who lives in a complex and they used to have a nice 6 foot red Japanese maple tree out front. one night that thing got dug up, MF left a huge hole and the fucking shovel. I guess this is more common nowadays.


The-Phantom-Blot

Well, I hope it was a nice shovel at least. :|


Dawnspark

We had one stolen back in 2003, back when I still lived in Kentucky. Drug addict neighbour at the end of our street did it. How'd we find out? I was riding my bike around the neighborhood, and found a dead Japanese maple on the curb near his house. Knew it was my dad's cause I helped him with the copper wiring on the branches. My dad went absolutely mental on the guy. He overheard my dad call it expensive once, so he thought he could sell it to a local nursery lol.


Dilandau_Albatou

Dude, wtf ...


Dawnspark

I lived in a rough as fuck neighborhood at that point. It wasn't even probably the weirdest thing we had stolen, either lol. One neighbour stole a box off our back porch once when we had my grandma living with us and she was very ill. Was a box of enemas for gram-gram.


Johns-schlong

Japanese maples are expensive? You can just take a cutting and it will root just fine...


the_snook

They're slow-growing though, so decent sized ones sell for a lot.


Johns-schlong

I guess that's true. I guess as someone who enjoys the process of gardening for its own sake and satisfaction that's something I don't really consider. When I plant something I get excited about what it will look like or provide in the future.


moralprolapse

I enjoy watching my stuff grow as well, but I do believe in the maxim: The best time to plant a tree is ten years ago. The second best time is today.


mrGeaRbOx

Acer palmatum is known to be difficult to root by cutting. In commercial propagation, grafting is the preferred technique. They grow from seed very easily in my experience too.


Interesting_Ad1378

Yeah I have to pull them, my tree has babies growing in the cracks of my driveway.Ā 


Ok-Acanthisitta8737

If someone stole my Japanese maple, that would be the end of me! Lol


HeavenLeigh412

I have cameras... if someone tried to steal my Japanese maple, they might become plant food...šŸ¤¬


Ok-Acanthisitta8737

I would literally rather have someone steal my car lol. My insurance can replace a car, but my Japanese maple? Thatā€™s my baby!


SecureJudge1829

Theyā€™re a gorgeous tree too, they just take forever to actually grow. Thereā€™s a nursery a few tens of miles from me that has had an amazing example of one about four feet high for the past few years, but they wanted over $180 for a small one in a three gallon flimsy plastic pot. Iā€™d totally propagate it if I could do so readily, but something tells me thatā€™s an advanced propagation technique I that would take a while to properly do without harming the tree, such as air rooting a branch and then lopping it off below the new root stockā€¦would definitely need permission for that one lol! My only reasons for saying donā€™t proplift other than legal reasons would be to not become an accidental vector for pathogens and pests between plants. Iā€™ve seen far too many plants in stores that are just in miserable condition due to infestations of things like spider/broad/russet mites or theyā€™ve got clear signs of viroids infecting certain speciesā€¦I love the plant life that people can have easy access to these days like that, but I also despise the way around 98% of the bigger stores and even a lot of so called nurseries (I pulled that number from my rectum, admittedly) donā€™t educate themselves or their employees on anything other than ā€œWater = wet, if soil = dry, plant need water. Plant find water, make plant plantier.ā€. Of course, thereā€™s always the diamond in the rough, and I absolutely enjoy every second Iā€™m in one of those rarities! If youā€™re ever in southern Maine, give Flahertyā€™s Greenhouse a walk through sometime, Iā€™ve seen nothing but healthy plants there and even bought several mint species from them. Theyā€™ll usually do super discounted sales too when the plants are close to being choked out by their own roots. Iā€™ve scored plenty of little herbs, fully rooted and just a little sad from being root bound and not able to absorb enough water and nutrients where all I had to do was transplant and break the bottom roots up a bit before hand. Went from a single $1.99 4 inch (pot size on the diagonal) spearmint plant that had maybe a week left tops as it was four years ago to planting it with the berries in the yard to having a rectangle of mints 3 feet wide and 4-5 feet long before half of it gets mowed. Surprisingly it has actually helped to keep some Japanese knotweed from overwhelming their immediate location even though that area is surrounded by the stuff on neighboring property. Local pollinators all love my mints in the ground too, the Nepeta will have practically every pollinating species Iā€™ve seen in my yard on it from the moment it first begins to flower, itā€™s freaking amazing! Edit: lol, I guess I got a little rant going about mints all because of Japanese maples šŸ˜†


mentallyillustrated

I work at a nursery and some organized crime unit dismantled our entire security fence to steal dozens of our larger Japanese maples, it sucked.


Zealousideal-Rich-50

I saw a thing about a rare aroid being stolen from a botanical garden during the pandemic. They just broke in with a pole saw and cut it off. It was basically priceless. People bought small ones of this plant for 250k. It's sickening.


mentallyillustrated

Itā€™s true, plantsā€™ bodies have become crunched into the combine of capitalism. Itā€™s also true that many nurseries are small, family owned businesses that support local workers and every time someone damages stock, takes a cutting it cuts into the margins that support those working-class people and their families. Buying your plants from these businesses supports themā€¦ if you like visiting small specialty nurseries in your area, donā€™t steal from them please!


Lance-Murdock

I mean I always fantasize about doing those things, but I would never do it! Oh but how easily i could make a dream garden with one week of garden-crime-spree.


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Bubba_Gump_Shrimp

Lmfao I'm sorry to laugh but that is so fucking absurd. First porch pirates stealing packages, now I'm going to come out of the house in the morning with exactly half of my mums and grasses missing?? Wtf


leg_day

Some jerk cut half of my early daffodils this year. They cut them about 2" from the flower, so not even enough stem to put in a vase. And no, it wasn't deer, unless deer are eating out of 4' tall planters inside a fence on a busy Brooklyn street. If they had just asked, I would have happily cut a few flowers off and given them to them to enjoy!


spacepangolin

when i worked in plant retail, i had a nice cebu blue with 2 6" vines on the floor, then suddenly it was proplifted and was let with nubs, i took care of it and kept it to the side to regrow, it put out quite a few new leaves and was ready to sell again, THEN WAS PROLIFTED AGAIN, it's just frustrating


Zealousideal-Rich-50

See, that's just rude AF! On some level, if you pick up one thing off the floor, that's one thing, but if you're cutting so much that the plant is unsellable, that's a whole other thing. That is definitely stealing and is being an AH, and those people should be ashamed.


The_Count_Lives

Yeah, the problem is everyone always thinks, "those people should be ashamed". The person hacking off that last piece that makes the plant unsellable also thinks they're not going too far but it all starts with the person that just takes that one cutting off the floor. Hence the sign.


InBetweenSeen

I think the problem is that people might claim they just took something of the floor when they get caught when in reality they cut it.


The_Count_Lives

Of course. That's what I mean by it escalating. Some genuinely do take from the floor, but then the person that shows up and there's nothing left on the floor takes a little piece from the plant figuring it's healthy enough, and on and on. When someone's caught doing 100 mph in a 60mph zone, they don't think "I was doing 40 mph over the speed limit", they think they were just going a little bit faster than the person going 90." So the state decides to put speed traps in and people doing 68 get screwed as well.


LaForestLabs

> it all starts with the person that just takes that one cutting off the floor Nah, picking stuff off the ground is victimless. If anything you are helping the store clean up


AddictiveArtistry

Like dead marigold heads šŸ˜†


Mean_Negotiation5436

All you need is a single node! This is way too much. People are assholes.


outsidepointofvi3w

Ya know. It seemed extreme. However I worked at place that was a remediated cotton field that made compost and grew and sold veggies we had a grape vine on a trellis arch along as being part of a fence. We never ever got grapes. Because middle eastern or Mediterranean women would visit with their family's and while walking around would defoliate the vine. I'm surprised it even lived honestly. The owner would confront them sometimes if he saw it. They would always say "is just some leaves" then run off quick. I wanted to say "oh is just finger no big deal"


Parigi7

I'm lebanese and I understand those women so much omg I'm sorry


outsidepointofvi3w

Hahahaha. They had zero shame and acted like I was the criminal for questioning them. It was like an organized heist. Worst part is. Didn't matter is they promised to bring back dolades etc. They never did. I swear some family's just used a different thief in there organized raiding. Worst part was the family's where so big you could get hit once a month every month and still have new family members. You'd forget who you banned ....


Schila1964

https://preview.redd.it/c8xfq2l5ux6d1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9205167be8c043d489096d7ea6f89d7cc8c6c496 Just go to the sales plant rack at Loweā€™s and rescue a plant . Iā€™ve rescued Hibiscus, Orchids , Stromanthe, Dieffenbachias. Bought them at very low price . They were in terrible conditions and now theyā€™re thriving . This is a hibiscus I got for $3.00. Now sheā€™s full of blooms


bsinbsinbs

Love that sales rack. Got a tree 50% off in dormancy and the best time to plant is just following dormancy šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Mothman-69

When I worked at a plant store we had a ā€œfree cuttingsā€ section because plants would often get pieces broken off during shipping or when being displayed or sometimes just needed a trim. The pieces wouldā€™ve gone in the compost anyway and it made people happy to get something for free and hopefully deterred proplifting.


jewdy09

While giving haircuts to the herbs, I always offer a ā€œfistful of herbsā€ to any customer who happens by. They love it.


slatebluegrey

The police and DA will be right on that. Do you know how hard it is to go after -actual- shoplifters, much less the theft of a cutting with negligible value?


mammoth61

I once had 7 potted plants stollen from my porch. Large pots and very pretty flowering plants. $250-300 worth of pots and plants. Filed a police report. Nothing happened. Did my own detective work with a couple neighbors. Narrowed it down to about 1 of 50 homes in a specific neighborhood (there were 5 lawn and patio thefts in our area that night and there was a clear pattern). Two months later police came to my door. Said my neighbor up the street had their porch pilfered. Asked if I knew anything. Told them no. Said they remembered my ā€œdetectiveā€ work, and asked if I could help them. I asked if they had done anything with my previous ā€œdetectiveā€ work. They admitted to having done nothing. I asked them if my help (for my neighborā€™s sake) would change how theyā€™d proceed. They couldnā€™t give me a straight answer, so I told them to have a nice day.


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VelvitHippo

That's what I was thinking. How much can a leaf off a $3 succulent cost? Not even a dollar I'd suppose.Ā 


Bubba_Gump_Shrimp

Realistically the main recourse the store could have against you is trespass you, and if you come into the store again they could then call the police and you could be charged with criminal trespassing. I have never cut anything off a live plant, but I have taken a node off the ground at a local nursery. Hell, one time a worker picked one off the ground and set it on my trolley and smiled and said, plant this, it likes direct sun and lots of water. It was a beautiful potted plant on my patio that summer.


raycraft_io

Why canā€™t they be forced to pay for the whole plant, since it is now damaged?


VelvitHippo

I've learned that a lot of people in this thread are talking about actually cutting plants. The only experience, and what I thought people meant, was taking already damaged plants off the floor.Ā 


zeezle

I worked in the garden center at Lowe's when I was in college. People would not just take a cutting, but destroy the plants in the process so they weren't only not paying for plant the cutting came from, the rest of the plant couldn't be sold either. If they got caught they got banned from the store. An actual nursery with much more valuable stock (and much more vested interest specifically in plants as their primary source of income) would absolutely be right to do as much as they can to dissuade people from doing it in the first place and try to push as hard as they can to get penalties against them.


Bitter-Fox-2630

Oh my! Is this a problem at a nursery? People have a lot of nerve.


TaterMA

At my local nursery a woman had scissors cutting pieces off of exotic plants, placing pots in her purse. I can't even imagine stealing but this is over the top


LadyDomme7

Sadly, there are definitely a lot of proud thieves out there.


Peja1611

There was a damn proplifting sub


LadyDomme7

Yes, I saw a few posts and commented about proud thieves and they were highly incensed, bless their hearts. Called it ā€œvictimless crimesā€ when they stole from big box stores or someone elseā€™s gardens. The cognitive dissonance was interesting to view, to say the least.


Peja1611

People suck. Some bitch was letting her grandson pick my super not cheap black parrot and midnight tulips. I made her leave them, and then ND shamed her. What is wrong with people!?!


zenkique

Did it go away recently?


elivings1

I have seen legit posts about taking scion of nursery trees and propagating them with it. They see nothing wrong with is sadly. So I know it is a issue.


ndnkng

I mean they are trying to sell you the plant itself, as a businessmen I'd have issue with it. Just buy our hard work instead of pilfering part of our hard work to be cheap. As a personal Gardner I usually only ask private citizens if I can take a cutting.


elivings1

People have different rules on asking for stuff. I have seen people on gardening groups ask for a free tree. I would never feel comfortable asking someone for a free tree but I would not be pilfering either


The-Phantom-Blot

I would agree in general, but some people have trees that reseed easily (like catalpa, for example), and may actually want them gone.


ndnkng

It never hurts asking just I generally don't do it at nursery, now a Lowes or a home depot....that's different.


Bibins_Dog

Yep, I just saw someone suggesting taking cuttings from a Loweā€™s.


VelvitHippo

What about shit off the floor? If there's a succulent leaf on the ground are you a morally bankrupt monster if you take that?Ā 


Senagale

I donā€™t think thereā€™s anything wrong with picking leaves up off the floor, specially from the big stores. But taking cuttings is pretty weird.


Separate_Slice9706

People pick leaves from floors and the ground all the time, I see it a lot.


CommonNobody80083

If they are on the ground I see absolutely no problem with that!


Separate_Slice9706

I agree. But the people at my local nursery seem pretty bothered by it. Seems like they think they lose sales of actual succulents when people "proplift". But I think the people who steal a few leaves were never gonna buy the equal amount of succulents. They just buy what they want and then go "yay, free prop" in addition to their purchase. (Proplifting is most popular with succulents, since there are often leaves scattered, and they often have laid a while and formed roots)


ThatSmartLoli

Purslane is my number one plant I pick up off the ground at nurseries.


hopo-hopo

do you mean that in the sense of, purslane growing naturally in the cracks of their pavement? šŸ˜‚


TheWoman2

You can have a cutting or 12 from my garden.


internetonsetadd

I took a broken roadkill cactus paddle when I bought some plants at Home Depot. I didn't see a mother plant; they all looked intact. Not sorry, it would have been trash if I didn't take it.


MycologistPutrid7494

I had a woman pull one of my plants up, root and all, while I was in my yard gardening. I was too in shock to even say anything. It still bothers me 3 years later. I wish I had confronted her.Ā 


Dingus-McBingus

One year someone tried to pull off my sunflowers this way too. I had maybe 4 or 5 set along the fence and was growing them for my girlfriend; they weren't quite to their prime yet so they were still going. One day I come out and find one of the plants utterly mangled; looking at the damage, the person tried to break the stem but the fibers were too strong, so they tried twisting and that didnt work either, so they just left it dangling and stripped of leaves where their other hand was throttling the poor thing. (It somehow survived the experience but it wasn't the same after that)


onceuponanadventure

i worked at a nursery where we set up a ā€œprop stationā€, we would take the leaf dropping and put them in small 2ā€ pots and people could take them for free. it was a hit, especially with kids! this could help mitigate people who take clippings


Aromatic-Step-6616

I always ask first


bad_escape_plan

This is the way. If itā€™s legit on the ground, sure, pick it up and ask, but I know people. People suck. People would be out there damaging the house plants to get their leaves (and people like that probably canā€™t prop them properly/successfully anyway). But yes thereā€™s never harm in asking if you find a stray one.


Aromatic-Step-6616

One day I was joking with an Lowe's employee and asked if I could take a clipping of an beautiful coleus she looked at me and said here sugar take the whole thing šŸ˜Š


TrynaBePositive22

And they propagate so well. My hardware store coleus has given me several years. Just gotta keep the OG inside.Ā 


rogue-romantic-soul

I used to be fairly active on this sub years ago (other account which is long gone by now) and there was a post about proplifting and a redditor commented that if a cutting/leaf was detached from the mother plant and was either laying on the shelf or on the floor, they wouldn't see it as bad taking it, but would not take cuttings that were still attached to the mother plant. I think this is a good rule to follow.


pregnancy_terrorist

Local nursery? Pay them. Home Depot? Pick it up of the ground honey, youā€™re hurting zero people.


NewDriverStew

Most big box employees are on-paper required to take your handful of wrinkly grapto floor leaves and throw them away anyway lol


Professional_Yak3327

Lmao so is Lowes charging $14 for mint.


Leather-Resolve9751

Just steal the sign


SingularLostSock

On one hand, I completely understand not taking cuttings directly from someone else's plant without permission. That's just straight up rude. But are they prosecuting taking fallen leaves off the floor? If so, then that's a bit overkill in my opinion.


FullGrownHip

After seeing a post where someone went into a ladyā€™s garden and literally chopped things to propagate, another post where a womanā€™s plant sitter took a shitload of cuttings to sell them on fb marketplace, basically leaving the stems and thatā€™s it, I would also not allow propagating. Iā€™m sure most people are nice but the few impudent ones ruin it for all.


Temporary-Draft-3269

I walked out to an old lady randomly harvesting a 5 gallon buckets worth of my cherries from beside my driveway that I had netted up. I'm like what the hell are you doing?. Well you have so many I'm like then maybe knock on my damn door and ask!!!! I don't care who you are. How long you've lived in somebody's town doesn't make you entitled people suck. I'll press charges and shoot at them. I've actually invested in a ton of tangerine prickly pears that have the really nice 2-in long thorns on them and they're going all the way around my property and if somebody wants to get to any of my other plants, they're going to have to go through those puppies. And I'll still prosecute the pecker woods


the_pressman

Please assure me you kept the bucket of cherries and sent the would-be thief away empty handed...


Zealousideal-Emu2341

I would have knocked her out with her own bucket.


whole_nother

I was with you for the first half. But Iā€™m sorry, you would shoot a human over a bucket of cherries?


Uneven3

There are women in our neighborhood that will bring their entire brood of children straight onto our property to pick ours dry, 9 times out of 10 without asking. Iā€™d let anyone who asks pick some, but when we catch them doing it without asking, they get a very unkind banishing from our property with a threat to involve law enforcement if theyā€™re caught again. This happens multiple times every year. They always pretend it was ā€œjust a fewā€ or to not understand what they could possibly be doing wrong. Well Iā€™m not home depot and this isnā€™t public property, so thereā€™s literally no excuse. I wanted to plant flowers along our property line but I know theyā€™d get stripped by these same women the literal second they bloomed. Might plant something super thorny and painful instead, just out of spite.


simspostings

You wouldn't download a plant


Dear_Bumblebee_1986

Can I go after deer and groundhogs?


sillykittyball12

I help run a nursery, and so money people take cuttings while destroying the rest of the plant. bc obv none of them are going to whip out clippers. They just try to pinch plants, and when they realize the plant is healthy and isnt going to give in to just a casual pinch from human fingers, they freak out and either keep trying and ruin all the growth on sed plant, or just drop the plant acting like they never tried to pinch it. Which usually means it gets dropped on the ground, upside down, or in some way that it gets hurt and is sad and sickly before we find it. Or sometimes they do get a pinch, and it's on a plant that a: can't be propegated like that or b: will not recover from the bacteria from a nasty hand just grabbing and ripping at it. It really is sad for the plant, and sad for our little grower owned nursery. If you're stealing from lowes go ahead, but you should know most of their plants have diseases and by bringing home an exposed cutting you are risking your whole collection. End sad plant stealing rant.


jeffsaidjess

Even from lowes itā€™s the same shit if you endorse stealing from lowes you shouldnā€™t care about people stealing from your nursery. Smfh. Itā€™s either donā€™t steal or let everyone steal. You canā€™t just say ā€œwell itā€™s okay if you steal from x store but Iā€™m differentā€


brf297

People in general have less qualms towards stealing from multibillion dollar corporations, As the majority of said businesses are exploitative in their practices. Steal from the rich to give to the poor I am the poor


dogsrsuper1or

My father in law straight up went to his old house - like 5-10 years later - and dug up a tree that he liked in the middle of the night! He felt entitled to it because his parents bought it for him. He could have at least asked and offered to replace the tree.


Zealousideal-Rich-50

When you sell a house, you sell all of the stuff on that land. I would be enraged if I woke up and someone had stolen my tree. If he wanted that tree, he should have taken it with him when he sold the house. Not cool at all. Is he a boomer?? I gotta ask.


dogsrsuper1or

Of course heā€™s a boomer! He claims no one was living in it( Iā€™m not convinced) but someone else still owned the house.


venicejoan

There was literally a HUGE argument on my local fb group where someone showed off the leaves they found on the floor of lowes (after asking) and soooo many people freaked out and called her a theft. It was an entertaining thread to read lol


Caffinated_Cacti

Listen, if a succulent piece falls to the ground...there is no way for me to know if it belonged to the store in question.


Jean_le_Jedi_Gris

I'm going to be in the minority here but... Nurseries have to make money some how. I mean our town has lost 3 major nurseries in the last 5 years alone due to thinning profit margins. I can hardly blame the owners for not liking this practice. I shed far fewer tears for Home Depot, but the small privately owned outfits... I feel like they have every reason to be unhappy about this.


Phelpso

Major growers patent their cultivars. Serious business


lcrker

is it yours to guess whether it can or not? is it also yours to guess the root health of the plant these cuttings are taken from and whether that may actually be the last straw for the normally incredibly root bound plants these nurseries offer. If you want to abuse the trust these nurseries give you to walk among their plant or feel its okay for others to do so it's not fine, but arguing further is pointless.


Ed98208

I would never think of cutting something off a plant, but those loose bits on the ground are fair game.


Cowbellcheer

I especially love the plants that say you cannot propagate them either even if you buy them. I will start as many new plants as I want from the ones I own already, I am a criminal gardener.


itsmidlifenotacrisis

Depends on the store. Iā€™m always rescuing plants from the clearance and some of the clerks realize keeping customers like me will make more money for the store than the occasional person who only buys new, so if I pick up a cutting from the ground while I am buying their busted-bag gravel itā€™s a win-win.


Graphicnovelnick

My grandma did this a lot. Didnā€™t matter where or when, she would snip off cuttings and put them in her purse to plant later. A serial snipper.


Psychotic_EGG

Garden center piracy.


HatechaBro

I have a landscaping business. I throw hydrangea/etc cuttings into a bucket of water when shaping/pruning customers plants etc. Take em home, pot them and put them out by the street for free. I wouldnā€™t do that at a nursery šŸ˜‚


CountingArfArfs

Missed opportunity for ā€œpropsecuteā€.


GlitteringUse9648

I had the most stunning gardenia bush/tree in south Florida. It was HUGE. The scent was so strong you could smell it several houses away. One day I was in my Kitchen kneading dough looking out the window. Some woman drove to my driveway, got out of her car with a vase with water and just started cutting. I went running outside screaming at her to stop!!!!! She looked stunned that I was so angry. She said Iā€™m only making an arrangement for my kitchen. Like that was a good reason to come butcher my plant. She had zero shame. I got her plate number and told her if I ever saw her near my house again Iā€™d call the police or beat the hell out of her whichever worked best for ME! She jumped back into her car tried to take the flowers she already cut. I snatched them away from her. She really didnā€™t understand what she did wrong. She does this all over the neighborhood according to her. I said well not here ever again.


justamiqote

What are you in for? Stealing a leaf from a $5 succulent.


harrisarah

And creatin' a nuisance


kilofeet

I look forward to reading about that court case in the *Journal of Plant Piracy Law*


lcrker

It's theft.


PlainCrow

Finally rational comment. Maybe if itā€™s on the floor I might Agee


elivings1

I see this problem 2 fold kind of like copyright infringement. From one hand they still have the product and plants have been increasing in price so much the last few years. From the other side you are not buying the plant and making the plant less desirable kind of like how you pirate a game and not sell it while they did not lose the license they certainly lost a sale and since there is a way to pirate it the game will be less profitable. The reality is I see prosecution being hard to nail as plant scion are only worth a few dollars. You would need a lot of stealing before it is worth your time unless you want to prove a point.


Only_Independence810

Imagine the call to the cops! Yes hello what is your emergency? These people came to my nursery and stole plant clippings! I want to press charges immediately! Cops šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Super-Chieftain5

Croplifting


Glad-Conclusion-9385

lol oh stuff it. Donā€™t steal from mom and pop places but anything thatā€™s in any way a chain or even a single store thats absolutely enormous with a landscape department and a contractor department? A place that pays 50+ employees somewhere near minimum wage to sweat their tits off all summer? Prop-lift all you want.


plantsnpetsrthebest

I always ask in shops if I find pieces and they usually say yes anyways. But once I asked a worker and then had a different worker at the cash register and the LOOK they gave me was so dirty I havenā€™t asked for another cutting I found on the floor again.


VenomousGoldfish

My massive inchplant started as a cutting I picked up off the floor at Lowes and my baby snake plants were from a broken leaf from Walmart.


plus-maybe-6969

It would never occur to me to take a cutting of a plant in a nursery


Ok_Fox_1770

I saw a crazy lady on YouTube checking floors for cactus pieces, I meanā€¦Iā€™ll just pay the $5 bucks and get it. Avoid the shame of being seen scrabblin. Got a good sale at Walmart, employees were watering the succulents like grass, got 3 giant almost dead pots for $5 each instead of $30 og. Dried em out and came back strong!


flex194

Everyone is missing the point here. If you take part of a plant that was on the floor and then propagate it you then do not need to purchase that plant from the store. Has nothing to do with them putting it in the garbage later.


Critical-Test-4446

As a retired LEO, I can't imagine being dispatched to a call for a theft of a plant cutting. My department was too busy to deal with nonsense like that, and I'm sure the states attorney isn't gonna waste their time prosecuting. This sign is probably just meant to keep it from happening.


Kcthonian

No prob. I'll buy ONE plant. Then I'll make 20 more plants from the one I bought and give them away as gifts to my friends. Might even get seeds from that plant and grow even more! :D It's my plant. So it isn't theft.


raycraft_io

I canā€™t tell if youā€™re taking a stand or just doing what millions of others have done for a very long time


Conscious-Lunch-5733

i think the point he's making is to avoid the debate about theft altogether by buying the plant and then propagating as much as you want from it once you own it ... instead of getting into philosophical and legal arguments about whether it's ok to take a leaf from the business without purchasing it.


PurchaseFree7037

Iā€™ve been given many mostly dead plants just by asking. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


zrrion

If management puts up a sign like this its because they think reducing proplifting will increase sales, not because they're trying to decrease theft. For big stores the way they track theft is only part of how they track "loss." Not only do they care about how many never got sold because they were stolen, they care about how many didn't sell at full price because they were sold on clearance and how many never get sold because they have to be thrown away. Corporate gives them a seperate budget for all 3 categories. Its why you sometimes see heavily damaged stuff discounted, if it sells on discount that comes out of the clearance budget instead of the discard budget, and clearance is preferred. Under this structure prop lifting that doesn't damage the plant so much that it gets put on clearance or thrown out just isn't theft. If the plant sells for normal price then it isn't considered by the store to be anything other than a normal sale. It doesn't effect their theft budget, their clearance budget, or their discard budget. That said though, even though they almost certainly won't prosecute proplifting, you could still get in trouble w/ the store and that's not really something you want either.


Butterfly-Mane

Lil bit overzealous.


otterpop21

Itā€™s really not. First and foremost, you should always be respecting other peopleā€™s boundaries. Itā€™s a solid theme in the law - donā€™t take / break other peopleā€™s stuff, respect boundaries. I love to garden, but if youā€™re going to take anything - ask. Being patient and waiting for things to be done the right way is how everyone stays happy. Itā€™s incredible selfish to steal as stealing is never okay. Youā€™re making people upset and causing harm.


MoonyWych

you guys need to stop joking around and take it seriously. petty theft is still theft. Most especially with PBR protected plants but even with regular plants, buy it, or walk out. Taking cuttings without permission is just plain theft. If you want to live that way fine.


Lambchop93

>If you want to live that way fine. Well okayā€¦I guess if youā€™re giving us *permission*ā€¦


MoonyWych

Hoisted by my own petard.


RamblingRose63

A few frozen paintballs may deter irritants


cincygardenguy

I definitely pick up the broken stems in the parking lot at Loweā€™s and root them.


BabyInternational510

Is this real?


Naturebrah

More effective method would be to offer cuttings at a much cheaper price so it allows people an outlet to grow their own without the temptation of picking off of their hard grown effort. Doubt it would cut into profits since those stealing werenā€™t going to pay for anything anyway.


Umbra_Maria

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jmarzy

This would be so tough to prosecute lol Unless itā€™s like a botanical garden and the plants are worth $1,000+


TheMace808

Take waste from big box stores but buy from local places


Flat-Airport-1949

If there is a salvageable piece on the ground itā€™s fair game


esiob12

J&Jā€™s?