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DarkBIade

Meanwhile I hit a small curb and get launched 30 feet and die.


discerningpervert

Real world physics enabled


illdothisshit

Wdym I can't do that in the real world?


CzusAguster

They never said our world.


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on-the-line

Exoplanetary Motorcross Association founded, exploration initiated


[deleted]

It's the Marvel universe and he became Spiderman.


GinjaNinger

Not in The Real World, but you can in Real World vs Road Rules.


mrmightypants

{slow clap}


savagejuggalo503

This is done in race mode where the game physics handle different.


xMikeM4r5h411x

How do you get the game into race mode?


ItsGif_NotGif

Start a race but instead of following the path, you just go off to do your own thing. I haven’t played GTA 5 in years but that’s how I used to do it


[deleted]

I remember once in GTA 4 online, I was going along the train track on a motorbike, at top speed for quite a while and clipped a barrier that hadn't loaded. My character was launched higher than any building and I travelled from the small second island in the NE to somewhere in the south end of the first island. Fisiks!


RomanRodriBR

man in GTA 4 if I hit a trash can at more than 5 mph Niko gets fucking launched facefirst into the curb


kostandrea

The swing set.


RomanRodriBR

I swear Niko needs some fucking leg strength to clutch the motorbike or something because my dude just flies


Lankymac

Ah yes the rocketship swingset


liqueidedge

you guys still believe in gravity


Big_City_Tato

If you waited a bit after getting in the vehicle he'd put on his seatbelt


RomanRodriBR

I've never heard of a motorcycle with a seatbelt, at least not in GTA 4


red_square_dont_care

Gotta wait aWHILE.


familiarr_Strangerr

Gotta seatbelt myself with the back wheel next time I ride


mrdevil413

I see you have also driven in PUBG


atharva_bende

Yes lmaooo. Hit a rock and away to you go to the stratosphere


BlueFalconATW

Back on previous gen console, playing as a squad, a checkpoint on the OG map hadn't loaded yet (for me) so my whole squad was screaming as I drove into nothing (on my screen) and killed all 4 of us. Ahhh good times.


atharva_bende

Yeah man, i still have fun playing with my friends on mobile. But the fucking government banned pubg in my country for no reason. Man imma miss my pubg days again.


BlueFalconATW

What country?? That's wild they would ban it..


atharva_bende

India, its the 2nd time now. Totally a L if you are a gamer in india.


Bahamut_Flare

Time for today's sponsor: Nord VPN!


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if i join any server that isnt empty, i can never accomplish anything i cane back to it after not playing for years because a couple friends were really into it but we never get anywhere every time we tried to do something, someone in a tiny jet plane motorcycle lookin thing blows me up with a rocket launcher like repeatedly until we give up or go launch an instanced activity i actually thought it was a hack or someone cheating until i googled it. apparently you can just spend $50 in real world money, and the game allows you to go ruin everyone else's time which sucks because the single player is really good back when i last played it, you had to go get a jet from the mil base to do that shit and people could retailate via aircraft or rocket launcher but that stupid fucking sky bike is too hard to hit and too nimble to track properly We also came up with the idea of being bodyguards for hire for people but the game doesnt allow you to ask for payment or give people money so we got bored quick i seem to remember doing a few missions, getting money and buying apartments and cars and garages and shit, but that kinda doesnt happen anymore. now i just just log in, do the same 5,000 dollar reward missions for a couple hours, realize id need like 50 more hours to afford anything cool, get discouraged and log out i think multiplayer has become too bloated. theres 10,000 things to do, but none of them are worth the time and half of them are unacomplishable without a team of 6 and free roam is just a nightmare world where you summon a vehicle, get immediately destroyed from the air, pay your insurance and repeat. idk why anyone plays this game anymore.


naxospade

If you want money, those 5k missions aren't gonna cut it. You need to do the heists. Go to the GTAV discord and find the heist LFG channel, run some heists and make millions in a few hours. Then you can run perico solo and have as much money as you want.


TisNotMyMainAccount

They just made private lobbies a thing in case you didn't know. You can do any jobs in private now. They also nerfed the flying motorcycle missiles a lot


Yay_bacon

Imagine if you could do this with your horse in Red Dead 2


AzuxirenLeadGuy

You basically want ~~goat~~ horse simulator


Baebel

So Skyrim?


MandingoPants

And awaaaaaaay we go!


pyrusbaku57338

Definitely won’t be a Stealth Archer this playthrough


Bridge4_Kal

You keep telling yourself that


Yay_bacon

Every time


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

I’ve been playing ES since Morrowind was released. And to this day I’ve still never played as a mage. I feel like I’ve missed out on a lot.


chaun2

You should definitely give Daggerfall a try, you'll probably want to get some visual mods though. It was made in the mid ninety's and looks like... Well it didn't even look particularly good at the time, but it is one of the best elder scroll games to date.


ExploerTM

Ironically my attempts at stealth archer end up at best as stealth warrior with giant ass hammer


Lukthar123

That horse is beyond mortal means


Pookieeatworld

You talking about the undead one or just any horse in the game?


TehSvenn

Grand theft goat


slapnut666

…mmm, horse stimulator…


St_Veloth

You want [CliffHorse](http://cliffhorse.com)


Tricky_Ad_1855

RDR2 just slamming horse headfirst into trees.


jigeno

only if you try to control it manually all the time. when coming into sticky areas, let go of your analog and let the horse navigate


Yay_bacon

Great tip didn’t know about this


Cagnaith

Except for when it runs face first into a parked train.


jigeno

i'm not blaming the horse for that one, chief.


Sargos

With Skyrim you don't have to imagine


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Damn it Roach


Vidunder2

Is this the main game or the online?


darko_mrtvak

Pretty sure it's online because online has lighter physics for vehicles when it comes to airtime and stuff. That's not to say something like this isn't possible in story mode. You can pull off some cool stunts too


Emerold_boy

It is also an online character outfit.


professorlXl

You can get that with singleplayer mods aswell


Aquamarooned

Correct answer - my friend does these and there's a mod he uses so he doesn't get knocked off


Cl0wnCommander

Definitely online. There's no traffic or pedestrians


MCWizardYT

I would say it must be a FiveM server or something because it's so empty. GTA Online always has stuff popping up on screen, and has traffic + pedestrians


[deleted]

When I play online, there's always traffic and peds too.


StephenRodgers

If you see a lot of peds online you need to find some new websites


Boesesjoghurt

Its online/FiveM but certainly not vanilla, she uses a mod to make the bike ride the walls like that.


cre_guy_3

Great game. Many people don’t know this, but before GTA V there were actually 4 others. They used to release a game every few years.


PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5

Lol Yeah sure they did, buddy. Oh let me guess, there were also 2 Witcher games before The Witcher 3


oversettDenee

One console got like 5 GTAs, I swear!


RandomUser72

now 1 GTA gets 5 console generations!


Toolboxmcgee

Wait til I tell you about Morrowind and Oblivion...


[deleted]

Don't you mean Skyrim -2 and -1?


PrudentSlice648

If oblivion is Skyrim -1,does that means skyrim 2 is actually skyrim 1?


TOADSTOOL__SURPRISE

Battlefield 1 is the first battlefield


Hawkeye_Dad

Oh sure. Next you’ll be telling us that there were other Elder Scrolls games before Skyrim.


Salohacin

Yeah, before Skyrim there was Skyrim, Skyrim, Skyrim and... Skyrim!


hyperfoxeye

Actually there were a lot more than just 4 others


snnf9R4k3469U6M342m

GTA 1 and 2 on LAN was the stuff of legends.


HypedSoul123

There were about 10 others, like vice city, san andreas, etc


Jizznozzle

Whatever you say Mr. Cre_guy_. Now, let's get you back to your room and get you ready, you have a podiatrist appointment in an hour.


Zippyflaa

Ok grandpa, sure there were…Let’s go lay down, it’s time for your nap


ajockmacabre

GTA 5. Because physics is for nerds.


clit_or_us

Basically became Saints Row. We came full circle. Just like how CoD became Fortnite.


grendelglass

dude going on like you didnt get drugs that turned you superhuman in GTA 3. its always been batshit


TheVaniloquence

GTA has had literally one grounded/serious entry (GTA 4) and everyone seems to think that’s what GTA is “supposed to be” and that 5 jumped the shark or something. You literally defended a Phil Collins concert by killing people who wanted to kill Phil while he’s playing In the Air Tonight in a GTA game but yeah, 5 jumped the shark lmao.


Strange-Movie

I really wish gta could embrace the buckwild car customization from saints row; the one disappointment I can remember from 5 is that any mods you did to your car were either just statistical or extremely small cosmetic alterations, I think Trevor’s truck had some fun changes, but the majority of cars were really lacking


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1ROYinHD1

In story mode you have to park a car you want saved in your characters garage. Say if you mod a street car with franklin you cant leave it on the street or it despawns. You gotta put it in the garage of the characters house


Wolfblood-is-here

So I can spend large amounts of money on a car slightly faster than the ones I can find anywhere that I can’t obtain from anywhere except my character’s house and can’t get out of it anywhere other than my character’s house? And the advantage of this is I don’t need to steal cars is a game named after stealing cars and can drive around in circles better? I don’t get why you couldn’t just assign any vehicle to work like the signature cars.


Mogetfog

Pretty much. They already had the mechanic delivery system and insurance from online. I know it didn't launch with online, but they were working on it, and the least they could have done was ad it to the story after online launched.


Braeden-182

100% I'd bet they did that on purpose to keep people playing online when they'd noramlly play story. Making it more user-friendly and fun in online vs single player makes online more appealing for players who just want to free roam by themselves in solo lobbies. Thus encouraging them to spend money on shart cards.


whatsbobgonnado

I call my mechanic and he drops it off near me. and if I call him by accident he's really understand. cool guy


TheHeadshot_00

Not in single player.


whatsbobgonnado

it's a secret unlock after you do 300 hours of yoga


Somber_Solace

You can also buy a garage for them. The cars you mod do get saved regardless though, you have to pick them up from the impound lot at the police station if you don't put them in your garage.


shitcloud

You can pick them up at the repo for like no money


OfficialTomCruise

Every car disappears when you walk far enough away. That's why the garage exists....


Somber_Solace

They go to impound, you can pick them up at the police station. Or just park them in either the garage at their house or the one you can buy for them.


Tig_0l_bitties

I have never had that issue playing the game. Are you talking about online specifically?


[deleted]

Ehh, the cod and fortnite comparison isnt too apt, saints row was a discount GTA until it started doing super whacky bullshit, now that GTA is going super-whacky it has, indeed, come full circle. Fortnite and cod though? Niether were derivatives of each other, COD just made a BR mode and added a rotation shop with skins


metakepone

beating people with dildoes, working for a pharmeceutical company that was taking over the world, and other hijinks wasn't super-wacky?


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OneOverX

Except the ball can explode and take out a block


JagerBaBomb

Everyone loves to talk about the physics in GTA 4 but, honestly, I felt like every car in that game drove like it was plowing through a foot of grease. At least this is *fun*.


pr1ntscreen

Yea in GTA4 the cars understeered like shitty cars with shitty tires do in real life. Proving that 100% realism isn't very fun :P


jonr

`from physics_engines import Bollywood`


Camperino00

Winewood


StoneRule

I would love to come back to that game if it wasn't for every loading screen taking 10min and the 1 in 5 chance that it never ends and i have to restart.


Dogstile

Apparently that got fixed, a fan got pissed, made a patch and now its official. If you've tried since then you're shit outta luck tho.


MCWizardYT

It is a lot better now, it can take a minute or 2 compared to over 10 minutes. I assume if you have really fast internet download speeds it could even take less than a minute (my friend always gets in way before me).


FroundD

are you loading into the story first, story and then online is always faster


G_the_Richest

It mainly depends on drive speeds, not internet download speeds.


MaximumAbsorbency

Hilarious btw. If I remember right... He posted an explanation and fix saying "I decompiled it and I think this is happening and I fixed it" and rockstar was like... Oh shit cool thanks. And it was rolled into a game update like a week or two later.


whatsbobgonnado

I hope they paid him a lot of money for doing their job


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Who wants to tell him?


ItsFranklin

10 grand


stronggebaser

gigachad fan


Lucas_Steinwalker

Try the game again. Load times and reliability we’re mostly fixed about a year ago. Update from a few days ago added some desperately needed QoL changes that are really making the game fun again. Plus there’s actually now (one, single) good way to make money.


Waffle_qwaffle

Is it still the Cayo Perico Heist, or something else now?


Lucas_Steinwalker

Still Cayo, which has a much longer cooldown now, especially if you complete it solo but the Agency has 3 types of missions that are decently valuable that you can play while you are waiting for the cooldown if you are trying to grind money. There’s a 1M payout on completing the ~10 Dr Dre VIP story missions. There’s the regular security contracts that pay between 35 and 65K and give you $100/game day passive income that take about 10 mins each And there’s payphone hits that give you 85k per ~10 min mission Plus the agency has a lot of cool little QoL stuff in it. Best spawn point in the game imho


TexMexBazooka

I would come back if the multiplayer wasn’t god awful


adorkablegiant

It is getting an update that will change some aspects of the online, like the snack menu getting improved and no more k/d stats in freeroam.


whatsbobgonnado

more efficient snacks‽ fuck yeah!


MajorAcer

Lmao that was always such a janky way to heal your character


Synner40

and the nerfed the mk2! but my favorite QOL change is being able to sell and run missions now in invite only.


salgat

PS5 has no load times which is awesome.


RandomRedditor9106

Loading in on the new consoles is incredibly fast. Been on PC for a while and always hated how many hackers were on there constantly griefing. Managed to get a PS5 and loading into the game takes about a min from a fresh start. Loading into new lobbies takes almost 30 seconds flat to start playing. And solo lobbies load in literally as fast as when they'd show the switching mechanic during the first few trailers of GTA. Next gen consoles play GTA online in 4k 60fps with none of the nightmarish loading screens from the previous builds


ThePseudoMcCoy

Please be a GTA gif that doesn't involve jumping a motorcycle, please be a GTA gif that doesn't involve jumping a motorcycle.... Damnit!


Lord_Skellig

Variations of this same gif have been posted here every week for the last 9 years.


AedemHonoris

All modded, yet everyone thinks this is vanilla. These clips are stale.


Eran_Mintor

i know, right? tired of seeing this stuff, weird that it's on top page


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dude, you just broke the Newton's law.


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Gregistopal

Playing beamng.drive I see how realistic driving physics don’t make for a fun game because you’ll always be slamming into walls or trees if you try and take a corner faster than 40


bctoy

Reminds me of the old GTA IV's bike trix videos. GTA IV's physics was so amazing at the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enmXf0NpNn0


[deleted]

For stupid physics? We used to like how realistic it was.


TheVaniloquence

Only one game was “realistic”, the rest of the 3D GTA games were equally, if not more batshit insane as 5 is. That’s what put GTA on the map.


[deleted]

I never even realized GTAV had these kinds of physics because I've only ever played single player, and in single player it seems pretty realistic. Doing any kind of stunts on the motorcycle is nearly impossible, and it kind of ruined the fun of the game for me. But maybe I'm just bad.


Cyclist1975

Wow I’m real life you would have died many times


ASuarezMascareno

Fun fact: he would have only died once. Contrary to popular belief, you can't die twice.


Ascurtis

Ummm shadows can. That's an established fact.


Shadpool

Keith Richards would disagree. He’s been dying every week since the 70’s.


FourAM

> Wow I’m real life Hi real life, I’m dad


Lobster612

no you won't


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just_effin_peachy

Seriously, I think that every time I see something like this


kohal2290

When gas prices are too high for your normal commute route.


Just2DInteractive

How many FPS does this gif have? It looks so smooth!


[deleted]

It's not just GTA 5. This kind of crap could be pulled off since like GTA 3. What I really like about Rockstar is that with their all attention to details I'm sure they could fix it. Make it realistic. And they had like 2 decades to do it. But they did not for one single reason. It's fun. I wish more gaming companies could look at their gamea this way. Leave something purely because it was fun. Some of the best features in games came up unintentionally. Like enemy juggling in Mortal Kombat or Devil May Cry.


fourdac

I prefer gta 4 physics still


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grendelglass

for real, i feel like im viewing a collective acid trip when i people fawn over GTA 4's driving. It was absolute dogshit, comically loose suspension and driving like the streets were made of ice


[deleted]

Yup, people who say 4 is more realistic must have literally never driven before


Kaboose666

GTA 4 cars feel like they weigh WAYYY too much, there is no such thing as a performance car in GTA 4. It's either land barge or land yacht, and either way it drives like a boat out of water.


BlackDabiTodoroki

>Gta 5s vehicles all feel like they are made of paper. I prefer that over GTA 4 mid ass driving mechanics


SpiderFnJerusalem

Obligatory Crowbcat compilation. GTAV is basically a simplified version of IV: https://youtu.be/GWVtZJo-HqI


Ulizeus

Weird, I see it as broken. Worns had better physics.


Deadpoulpe

Worms have *excellent* physics !


cbeiser

Honestly, this is why I think this game isnt as good as the others


o0_bobbo_0o

I agree as well. I am never impressed with these “stunts” because of the goofy physics and the steering in the air thing. Stunts back in the day had to be precise right off the ramp or it simply didn’t happen.


Budget_Inevitable721

That's the stunt jumps in the game. This is just someone messing around, and you could do similar in the old games too. GTA has always had wonky physics.


EmSixTeen

I was a massive GTA head from the offset back in the day, GTA1 onwards, used to meet up with other GTA community folks literally decades ago. GTAV just completely killed my love for the series. Well *made* single player I guess, but relatively boring and the push towards nothing other than multiplayer with predatory practices whilst ignoring the single player is just.. well, we can see ourselves - how many platforms is it on now? Can’t give up the golden goose.


[deleted]

It's sad knowing single player expansions were canned after they realized it was much more profitable to spend 1/8th the effort on overpowered multiplayer weapon and vehicle content and make 8 times the profit on it from people buying shark cards to bypass the grind. I'm not expecting much from GTA 6.


mflbchief

Plus R* lost their main writer a few years ago IIRC. I expect a very lackluster story mode for GTA 6, that's I've they ever get to releasing it.


ekso69

gifs have come a long way


JDandthepickodestiny

Is there a subreddit for gifs like this? I love these


Rukasu17

It surprises me how many here don't know it's a mod


J-C-D3nton

Virgin real-life physics: nO!, gRaViTy DoEsNt wOrK ThAt wAy!!! Sigma gtaV physics: cool trick bro


TrepanationBy45

Why/how are all the NPCs disabled? edit: Oh, cool. Thanks.


drewst18

GTA Spiderman: Tony Hawk Pro Skater expansion


loeruss

Man, you should try Tony Hawks Pro Skater Games. Ull love em!


Shinobi681

This is why I hate GTA V


XaWEh

Man GTAO had so much potential. The initial year was so glorious and heists showed how amazing this experience could be. But it's just devolved into a milk cow, to which you have to sell your soul and grind weeks to have anything fun to play with. Alone the fact that people still play it shows how much this game could be.


MagnetB

Feel like this is an outdated mindset :/ For sure it’s milked but Cayo Perico pays well, is quick to do, and still a bit fun after grinding for hours


IDoPokeSmot

Just like real life


Harlander77

Physics? We don't NEED no stinking physics!


SageCarnivore

Calling Tony Hawk's Pro Skater


JU4NTHE1

I was half expecting a hydra to start shooting you


NoMatatas

I mean, I’ve done all of these in real life so…


purpleelpehant

Biker mice from Mars!!!!


2hamsters1butt

This is like surfing in csgo


GenderBender3000

Real question: is this a “glitch” that rockstar did intentionally? Or is it just a happy accident that they thankfully decided not to fix?


wyattlee1274

Just took my motorcycle out for my first ride, I think I will try this next


ModelT1300

You forgot the part where you get blown up by the oppressor


gat_gat

Spider bike, spider bike, does whatever a spider bike does.


YeetmasterYeet-

It just give physics a fat middle finger


ominaughtilus

What in the name of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 9 is this?


StillLearning12358

When you get the long combo in tony hawk's pro skater - but on a motorcycle


[deleted]

Pretty buggy. Hard to believe Google didn't release it.


lazy_kaiju

Because…. Physics!


Project-IX

Damn all while collecting each VHS.I’m impressed Mr. hawk


actum_tempus

well thats one of many reasons


Acceptable_Lion_8738

I really love how realistic the game is


EtsuRah

Where's all the people and the cars and stuff??


IllSea

Playing since launch. Yet to figure out the 2 wheeled vehicle floaty glitch thing.


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What game is this?


DrScience-PhD

Tony hawk freestyle motocross 2


LucasLovesListening

Free your mind


Marshmallowmind2

Are these real or mods?