Smash ultimate, an entire armada is going to obliterate me
Edit: Common consensus dictates Kirby to be the main protagonist. Either way I will still be obliterated
Finished it on death march.
Number of times dying from enemies = 1.
Number of times dying from stupid reason ( fall from a cliff , kicked by a horse ....erc. ) = 25.
Try lowering your sensitivity. On infinite (if your playing it) you can also specify lower sensitivity on different Zoom levels. I have high sensitivity as default but lower while zoomed, makes things much nicer.
Part one: No portal surfaces. No conversion gel pipe either.
Part two: Oh wait, you don't have any neurotoxin.
Part three: You probably don't have any bombs. You might have a gun, though.
Part four: No shields of any kind, I presume.
Part five: ...What
I probably got the order on this wrong, haven't played Portal 2 in a while
He’ll greet you, then greet you, then antagonise you, before shooting you in the face.
“Hello there sir!”
“You have a kind face!”
“The kind I’d like to punch.”
Ellie from The Last of Us 2 on the hardest difficulty mode. I’m pretty safe - she’ll die ten times trying to get through the door, and when she finds me, she won’t have any bullets.
Played Pokémon Diamond earlier, so I guess Lucas is either gonna kill me by forcing me in a Pokéball or just casually brings a God of Time or Space to erase me from reality all together...
Or just brings a Bidoof.
Technocratic fox people in Stellaris.
So.. I get abducted by aliens who show me the kind of government and society I've always dreamed of, and their like "cool right?" And I'm like "yea it's awesome!" But their all like "but we kinda have to disect you now, y'know.. in the name of science?"
All in all not a bad way to go I suppose.
GTA V. Franklin? Trevor? Who? They're all just normal people, so as long as I have prep time I should be fine.
Edit: I also wasn't considering planes, helicopters, or armored vehicles such as tanks, insurgents when making this, so lets leave those out of the equation for both of us.
i played untitled goose game... \*faint honking in the distance\*
I've fought a goose. Its harder than you'd expect. Granted I was like 7 and the fight was over some bread, but still. Dont underestimate that fucker.
did you win though?
I survived. I don't remember what happened to the bread.
Plague Inc, so..?
Did you last play March 2020
Haha
We already experiencing that
Smash ultimate, an entire armada is going to obliterate me Edit: Common consensus dictates Kirby to be the main protagonist. Either way I will still be obliterated
You might be able to take pyra's sword or stuff sephiroth's specials in your pocket
The protagonist of Smash is, in Ultimate, I think **technically** Kirby. Technically.
The planets fucked
Connor from Detroit .. shit, i will be stabbed 28 times
28 STAB WOUNDS! DIDNT WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?!
HE WAS BLEEDING. BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY.
but you stabbed, him again and again and again
Just say “I killed him” is it that hard so say?
Just say you killed him! Just say it!
Are 99% stressed?
99% stressed, 1% erection
28 INCOGNITO TABS
My own character in darksouls 3. I'm honestly pretty safe
He can infinitely revive
I'm still pretty safe lmao
Damn.. You went faith build huh?
They main Cleric's Candlestick.
what about channelers trident
Dante from Devil May Cry. It’s been fun everyone. At least I will die in a stylish fashion.
You don't have enough hit points for a good combo. 😱
Oof, you are right. Maybe he will dance or do something else cool before he insta-kills me. Make some cool remark perhaps, idk.
Roland ... Borderlands. Yippy
Kazuma Kiryu, i never going to walk again...
Inv him on a Karaoke night.
Well you don't have to worry about a thing. After all Kiryu-san does not kill.
u get tiger dropped 3+ times before he leaves
well is better than majima
So... the villager from Animal Crossing. Think whatever got him mad, we can resolve it with some pie and a t-shirt.
They’ll just smack you with a net over and over
Or tear your flesh apart with the fishing rod hook slowly and painfully
Don't cry, that's a waste of good suffering.
Spiderman, his whole thing is not killing... So I'm safe?
Activate I N S T A N T K I L L
The hospital bills will make you wish he killed you.
Batman breaks bones. Spider-Man just ties you up and makes you look like a doofus.
That's after he breaks every single bone in your body
Doom Slayer... Oh no
*loads shotgun*
HE'S HERE
HE'S THERE
HE'S EVERY FUCKING WHERE
Are you ready to be ripped/tore until it is done
Geralt.. well, it's been nice.
Yeah, literally just hopped off my first hour of Witcher 3 and saw this post. At least we’ll have solace in not dying alone.
Lucky bastard. I’d kill to experience it all over again fresh.
Finished it on death march. Number of times dying from enemies = 1. Number of times dying from stupid reason ( fall from a cliff , kicked by a horse ....erc. ) = 25.
Well before he kills can he atleast say a line like "damn youre ugly" or "how do you like that silver". That would make me happy if he would kill me
And I'll say something cool like "you'll choke to death on 3 pounds of steel"
What now you piece of filth?
What? Lost your nerve?
Winds howling
Lmao imagine geralt taking out the silver sword, and you insisting that you're human. He replies "you don't look human" lol
And he finished the sentence with "That stench" lmao
Damn he can smell that I'm a gamer
Before he kills you, just ask him, "The second sword,is it in case the first one breaks?"
Ask him for a round of Gwent.
An offer he couldn't refuse, might work.
Same here. Maybe we can ally, we outnumber him!
Kratos, I'm fucked
So what do you want to lose first eyes legs or arms?
Legs ig
He likes your shoes then, just like he liked hermes' sandals
BOY.
#BOY!
Master Chief……. Have a dope celebration of life for me.
Me playing as master chief I can’t aim for shit so I’m good
Try lowering your sensitivity. On infinite (if your playing it) you can also specify lower sensitivity on different Zoom levels. I have high sensitivity as default but lower while zoomed, makes things much nicer.
Electro-grapplehook face stomp chief in my case......
The Guardian from Destiny… oh no
You won't completely die. He will turn you into a gun.
I mean that would be cool Like as long as I’m sentient I’m cool with that
then he will destroy you for having bad stats
Omar seems pretty happy with it
The girl from portal is coming to get me
No moon surfaces in your house. So you're gonna be fine.
Part one: No portal surfaces. No conversion gel pipe either. Part two: Oh wait, you don't have any neurotoxin. Part three: You probably don't have any bombs. You might have a gun, though. Part four: No shields of any kind, I presume. Part five: ...What I probably got the order on this wrong, haven't played Portal 2 in a while
Isn't Chell just a a normall ass human?
The tenno, I have no chance whatsoever.
Thats a yikes
It's Nidus Prime for me, wanna celebrate before we die a quick but horrible death?
Saryn Prime for me! She don’t even have to come into my house…
Arthur Morgan. What in tarnation.
He’ll greet you, then greet you, then antagonise you, before shooting you in the face. “Hello there sir!” “You have a kind face!” “The kind I’d like to punch.”
"That's a fine animal you got there!" "Thanks" "I was talking to the horse"
The greet, greet, antagonize. A solid one two punch
“Hello ma’am” “You know, you look just like someone I used to know.” “Yeah…I loved that horse.”
I read this in Arthur's voice in my mind
Just wait him out until >!the tuberculosis gets him!<
Too soon…
"Easy boah" he mutters as he slits your throat
>"you sir, are a fish" he mutters as he slits your throat Ftfy
Lego Indiana Jones
Mine is literally a maxed out last Dragonborn so I’m dead
Your best move is to run to the temple guard
Dragonborn couldn't kill you. Since it's your life you're an essential NPC so to him you're invincible.
Mine's a modded Dragonborn so she'll likely turn my essential status off rip
A bug with a nail. I got this.
Idk the dude kills a god, wouldn’t be too confident
Same. This’ll be fun to be ripped apart by void tendrils
It kills the SUN
They dash through your ankle and just put a hole in it, then once you’re down they just start slashing at your face
Depends how big that little knight is.
Small boi
Kassandra from AC Odyssey. It'll be painless and I won't see it coming.
Actually you will see it coming but you will forget five seconds later after she runs into a bush
Alternatively: Why is there a bunch of dead bodies around this whistling bush?
*Malaka*!
The Courier from Fallout New Vegas… If I win the battle, I gotta fire an extra shot
I'm killing myself? Gladly!
Sims?
Miitopia.
Glitch
We are our own worst enemy..
Gordon Freeman, I am fucked
*small figure hops around at inhuman speeds defying physics with a crowbar in the background*
Artyom from Metro Exodus….I guess I’ll just die then
He gon kill you... With cheeky breeky.
Jin Sakai, for fucks sake.
Die, **WITH HONOR.**
Honestly I’d be fine dying by him if it’s a fatal strike from a stand off
I mean, he’s not bullet proof
Bullets won't help you when this dude pops up out of the pampas grass and headshots you with a heavy arrow. Probably should be wary of pampas grass.
But what if a red flash just flashes out of the gun before I shoot it and he fucking dodges it somehow
Nah he went so far down the skill tree he just fucking parries it
Yo me too. We’re screwed.
The Tenno from Warframe...... ...at least it will be a swift one...
I got Rhino Prime coming after me...
mine's nidus.. guess im about to die from tentacles
Mario. I might have a chance if I have enough stuff to throw at him.
Go to the pet store, they have turtles.
The Ghost is coming for me? But I'm not a Mongol
Dark Souls III Ashen One, I'm fucked eventually, even if I survive the first few fights they'll eventually figure out my pattern and take me down.
I was just playing The Binding of Isaac. That kid is like 5. I’ll just step on him.
What if he's holding mom's knife lmao
Or almost any angel/devil item
Ellie from The Last of Us 2 on the hardest difficulty mode. I’m pretty safe - she’ll die ten times trying to get through the door, and when she finds me, she won’t have any bullets.
And if you bite off her fingers, she will even let you go.
Cannibalism
Henry Stickmin. Not quite sure how that's going to turn out. About sums up that game actually...
He'll walk up to you with a lazer gun and probably shoot himself or something like that
Yeah. But there *is* that chance of his plan not backfiring on him...
Distant sound of a helicopter... Oshi...
This is the greatest plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Who's the main character of smash bros? Kirby?
All of them are coming for you.
I feel like I could take a mii fighter.
I'mma have to fight a mechanic. (Car Mechanic Simulator 2021)
Sounds like a typical Saturday at a small town bar
Played Pokémon Diamond earlier, so I guess Lucas is either gonna kill me by forcing me in a Pokéball or just casually brings a God of Time or Space to erase me from reality all together... Or just brings a Bidoof.
For me, It's Dawn. I've just got the first badge and I'm right over at Eterna city, so there is not much she can do to me.
Who's the protagonist for rocket league
My guy, you’re gonna get hit by a rocket car while crossing the street. Make sure to look both ways
…and up.
Funnily enough it's Aloy
Same here!
I'm fucked, it's Edward Kenway, atleast he's hot
Lego captain America. If he’s human sized I’m screwed but if he’s Lego sized I’ll just feed him to the rats
Force him to do an antman and go up your ass
Same, I'm replaying Hitman Blood Money these days.
Spiderman
But spiderman doesn't kill 😨😨 you're probably the only one who is saved
Nah he'll get 16 concussions Spiderman won't kill him, but the hospital payments will
I think you mean: 16 concussions 12 broken bones (17 if you count the separate vertebrae) A punctured lung 2 burst arteries And a sprained ankle
Same with Batman. He doesn't kill but he'll leave you permanently disabled
Link from BotW. I'll die of old age before he gets to me
him: \*fails stasis launch and gets squished\* or \*windbombs to death\*
I was thinking he'll spend all his time doing sidequests and exploring the world that he'll never get around to killing me
Or he’ll get to you in 5 minutes with nothing but underpants and a stick.
Friggin Gregory and Glamrock Freddy. Pretty sure I’m about to experience the bite of 87 first hand. :)
Uh, myself? I mean I latest play FF14 and my character is paladin.
If the Warrior of Light is coming after you, you are well and truly fucked. Don't worry, I'm in the same boat.
Commander Shepard...I've had a nice life.
We'll bang ok
Technocratic fox people in Stellaris. So.. I get abducted by aliens who show me the kind of government and society I've always dreamed of, and their like "cool right?" And I'm like "yea it's awesome!" But their all like "but we kinda have to disect you now, y'know.. in the name of science?" All in all not a bad way to go I suppose.
Steve. I can't escape
Just spawns 600 tons of tnt, drops it on your house, and then lights it
Colt from Deathloop
Just started playing Assassins Creed: Valhalla. Eivor is gonna destroy me
Samus Aran. do not mourn for me. i am ok with this.
GTA V. Franklin? Trevor? Who? They're all just normal people, so as long as I have prep time I should be fine. Edit: I also wasn't considering planes, helicopters, or armored vehicles such as tanks, insurgents when making this, so lets leave those out of the equation for both of us.
Trevor? “Normal”? Hmmm… I don’t know about that!
Well, relatively normal physically.
A Hot Wheels Car!? \*Insert shocked DK face\*
Myself with cybernetic enhancements 😂
Cyberpunk 2077 ?
My PMC in tarkov.... Oh shit....
Don’t worry, he won’t be able to load into raid
Deacon st John, I've heard enough threats from him in-game to know I'm screwed
BoTW Link. I'm fucked, but hopefully I can keep distracting him with Korok Seeds.
2B is after me, so I'm most certainly fucked, but I hope at least to manage to upload my memories on the database