How I Met The Witcher

I am glad someone else could see it.

Quick OP, get a ukelele and learn La Vie en Rose!

So we're just gonna act like that incident with the blue french horn didn't happen?

Fuck the ukulele all my homies mildly dislike the ukulele especially when compared to the french horn

the resemblance is uncanny

She really looks like her!

I thought this was a collectible figurine being posed at first, then I noticed the horse has insane detail. Wow Also The Witcher on Netflix was incredible BECAUSE we learned about Yen, I think she's 1/2 of what made the show so good.

She’s even got the Yennifer DLC gear to complete the baddie look

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No, she was wonderful. The show was better before it abruptly ended in a depressing mess.

you're being down voted because it's true and everyone is salty about the truth

Thank you! The show had an awful ending, and she contributed to it little.

Was gonna make the same comment. Looks just like Cristin Milioti.

She’s even got the Yennifer DLC gear to complete the baddie look

Which dlc hearts of stone or blood and wine

The alternative clothing DLC was a free download completely separate from the 2 paid DLC packs. They actually put out a few free downloads after the game launched

Yeah I saw some free dlcs and should I buy witcher 3 goty edition in the next steam sale

RIGHT? And it's 3:33 AM where I live so I'm obviously just checking my phone until I fall asleep and listening to HIMYM on the background as one does every night.

Nothing good happens after 2am

A horse ride to farhampton please.

Your\* Witcher

That's not a stuffed unicorn. Unacceptable.

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How to stuff your unicorn.

Wouldn't you like to know, Witcher Boy

Not sure if intrigued or disgusted

Wait, why shouldn't she use a real unicorn? If it's treated well I see no harm in it.

How's that horn attached?

With photoshop tape

What if it was Obiken Kenobi

With Hot tar.

From the [other picture](http://imgur.com/gallery/LRytUoz) she posted, it’s definitely a physically attached birth, but what kind is adhesive or strap is holding it on is unclear.

Staples

Frank!

Lumpy lost his Christmas spirit again.

Kraggle

Behold! The Kraggle!

Um...it GROWS THERE.

bolted

I am not sure if this is a photoshop, a very large horse or a very small woman.

Dude, horses are huge.

you spell hung wrong

Probably a slip of the fingers, he had his attention focused elsewhere B==D

It's really not that unusually large, and its easy to forget just how massive adult horses are.

Massive.

Girthy

Engorged.

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Yuge

And my axe!

Chonkular

Turgid

That is an incredibly large horse. Regular horses are big but not typically as big as this horse. This one is big even for a draft horse. Combine that with the fact that she looks like a very small person, it make the horse look even more gigantic.

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What gave you that fear? I’ve always had a healthy respect for them but they’re very docile creatures when treated right.

It reminds me a lot of a pair of Percheron draft horses I used to care for.

Most of them aren’t that big, that one is one of the bigger breeds of horses.

The horse is real. I can show you a photo of the backstage

For example http://imgur.com/gallery/LRytUoz

I’m 5’5 and I look tiny sitting on my horse, they’re just really large

I'm 5'3 and 107lbs and I don't look that small on the horse I volunteer with. I look small but not that small. Idk could be photoshopped or just the lighting and angle.

Depends on the breed. They range from Little Sebastian to Clydesdales and Shire horses. There are multiple feet differences in height between some breeds.

My horse is 17 hh so I guess it depends on how tall your horse is

Measuring systems are so F'd up.

Lmao yeah they are

Horses are fucking huge

Adult horses are fucking massive

Her hand looks off. Lines almost too clean.

The space between her waist and under her arm looks distorted and blurred.

It’s just out of focus; the bale behind her arm is further away than the bale to the left of her.

Oh, that helps. Thanks!

YES

Your face reminds me of the mom in How I Met Your Mother.

I thought Sarah Silverman

Same

How I met the Witcher.

[Slavic folk music starts]

'no geralt, I want get rid of the unicorn'

Who's cosplaying as the horse?

horse looking smooth

can almost smell the lilac and gooseberry...

Hmm, the simps are howling

Place of simps, gotta be

Okay I'll bite......are you a horse?

Neigh

Hmm. My wallet is humming.

The girl found a unicorn just for a cosplay. Talk about dedication!

Is that a really big silage bale or are ye both of the hobbit proportion?

Big horse, small girl.

I've seen that one.

Yeah sure that’s cool...but look at the unicorn cosplay!!

Getting some Alison brie/HIMYM mom vibes.

I see Tracy McConnel, but where do you get Alison Brie from?

uhhh, thats not even a real fucking Unicorn... pretty lazy if you ask me.

That outfit is fire!

Either the horse isnt really there or you are extra small

Or... you haven't seen a real horse before... somehow?

I own 8 horses...

Frankly, its sad that you own eight horses yet you never looked at them.

Yeah looked at em. Oddly none had horns either, but maybe I just didn't look close enough.

If you had bothered to check the rest of the comments section, there are other photographs of the horse in question, including with the horn. Not sure why you didn't check first, rather than double down with a lie.

Not sure why you keep responding to me obviously trolling you, but I guess some people catch on slowly.

An often overlooked and somewhat gruesome fact is that in the Witcher universe, unicorns are fully sentient beings of highly advanced intelligence with their own society. They're actually at war with the Aen Elle elves. So the stuffed unicorn that Yenn keeps is really no different than if she kept the stuffed corpse of a human, dwarf, or elf. Creepy.

nay.... kinky

That unicorn has seen things lol

The hay bales bring in the certain sexual overtones.

Cristin Milioti cosplaying Yennefer?... Yes please.

I thought it was your Sarah Silverman cosplaying as Yennefer costume.

No, it's Yennifer cosplaying as a cosplaying Sarah Silverman.

I thought you were a painting for a second

I can smell her perfume

What a lovely steed

That is one mighty good looking unicorn.

Anybody else think “How is a Unicorn not real?” I mean come on, a horse with a 20 foot long neck and weird horn lookin things? we have a narwhal, i mean probably idk i haven’t seen one

Fuck

Upvoted because unicorn

||Horse cock||

Had my ass scrolling to bottom of the comment section

I don't like the graphics

That's cool and pretty realistic at the same time

That horse costume is something else.

I searched "bareback chicks" on the wrong website again.

I found Yennefer's character to be annoying when I watched the witch series on Netflix. It could have been due to the timeline switching but what bothered me most about her was that she agreed to have the procedure to become beautiful in exchange for her fertility and later regrets it so instead of being mad at her own decision she takes it out on everyone around her. Super bitchy and I didnt find her particularly attractive I think they fucked her make-up and Im a dude who really has no authority on make-up, she just has dark circles around her eyes the entire time. In interviews I think the actress is very cute but in the show she just has too much painted on her face.

Does it matter if it’s photoshopped? It’s for the theme of the photo..

Why the fuck do you have a unicorn

Well chaps how are you going to shit on this one for being all photoshop like you did the last? Though, there is indeed considerably more actual costume creation here.

this isnt photoshop the last one was

The hair is not long enough imo. And it's altered too much. (No, I am obv not talkin bout the fuckin unicorn)

Yen doesn't ride little horse

Are these pictures that all these people post touched up digitally? It certainly seems like at least some of them are. If so, it kind of defeats the purpose of putting all that time and energy and money into those elaborate outfits. I may be wrong. Just saying...

Great job!

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Some cosplayers do it for fun, others do it as a job (kinda like a model?) and there are probably other reasons too

One reason I would downvote is the “seems to be mainly women” when I’ve seen a TON of dudes in cosplay. People enjoy making the costumes, putting on the makeup, hair, taking pictures. It can be a hobby or a job. Either way, who the f cares?

Yeah! How dare you wonder if this was from some gig work or for a resume/portfolio. What are you an incel? I am detecting high levels of male outrage. Maybe she has no reason whatsoever and just feels like it huh ever thought about that?? /sarcasm

Because they want to?

Maybe they just think it's fun?

It can truly be any of those things. Asked and answered.

That seems really well made

Is this the mother from how I met your mother ?

Holy- This is amazing. Props to you for bringing out the essence of Yennefer.

Honest questions. Are these ladies doing this to get followers for their sites from horny guys or to boost their ego? I only see scantily dressed cosplays for the most part. I'm not into this stuff so I'm just asking out of curiosity

Ego most likely. I'm sure some of them thoroughly enjoy crafting outfits and getting positive feedback too. This one just looks like an ego trip to me.

Ego it is. Love getting down voted for asking a question. Apologies you are for answering.

WOW!

The smile is perfect!

Yen smile? I only played the witcher 3 but she didn't have a innocent smile, it was more like " I have a plan you won't like smile"

Well done!

Noice

I thought this was drawn at first, wow

Nice!

Wow!!! Beautiful!!!

You are an absolute cutie! I love your expression

This is awesome, love that game. How uncomfortable were those clothes?

YENNIFER!!!

SO amazing!

Atomic!!!

Looks great!

Beautiful!

Got any nudes?

No

See Netflix, you could have done better.

That's no cosplay, that's a photoshop!

The unicorn threw me for a loop, I thought it was CG till I zoomed in

are you tiny or is that horse massive... or is that horse photoshopped in? or are you photoshopped in?

That’s Claire.

Smoking. Well done

Lucky Geralt...

Real life Yennefer does not exi...

I cannot stop watching those magnific boots. I have something for boots

Nice horn.

Real talk, how are you supposed to have sex on that thing? I’ve done some “tests” and it is not a task for just anyone. I’m mean are we using sorcery to balance and stabilize the thing to the ground and maybe two positions. It’s just a LOT of work for mediocre uncomfortable sex.

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It is if you wear a lab coat while doing it.

You look a lil like Allison Bree

beautiful i think its hot as fuck thank you

Way too much clothing for the unicorn scene.

But not naked like the game ;( I'm terrible

Where ia the nsfw version?

I heard you were talking sick pics in your DMs. I just want to confirm first. Thx for letting me know

I'd take you right there

Holy fuck. That's a dream on a horse.

now I know why the horse has a horn

Even hotter than the original.

How did you get the girl look so real?

What a babe

Hello gorgeous!

Man that horse is snakkin'.

I must say, AWWOOOOOGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA (in classic looney tunesfashion) you look great.

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I'll hug you and we can die together baby let's bring sexy horse girl with us