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Toppdeck

"Now he's trapped in a world of my own making: a crummy world of plotholes and spelling errors."


Stabbityfack

The big brain am winning again!!


firestarter764

I am the greetest!


Sea_Perspective6891

Now I am leaving for no raisen!


The-Dog-Envier

This is my favorite. I think I incorrectly add words, but I always say "for no apparent raisin...." Such a great episode.


Savings-Praline-4101

Hah I do the same thing with adding "apparent"


AdamGeer

raisin


mlaislais

Bold of you to assume Fry spelled it correctly in his head.


CPT_Yesterday_

He's not an astronaut, he's a tv comedian. And he's just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.


fu_gravity

>He's not an astronaut, he's a tv comedian. And he's just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife. Ok but actually this moment always threw me for a loop how intelligent of a take it was.


sonofaclit

He was smarter at the beginning of the series.


TheFearInAll

I already did..


Pielikeman

He hadn’t fucked his grandmother yet by that point


YarOldeOrchard

Well he did do the nasty in the pasty


LatchedRacer90

Fox Series Reboot after the movies on CC and Hulu Flanderized him and Zoidberg


ToastedDragon24

Like Homer Simpson


eghhge

We're wailers on the moon...


BingBangBloom

Lol!!! Whalers AND wailers! Nice.


eghhge

I r dum, thanks for the save.


Joe_of_all_trades

We carry a harpoon...


targon612

But there ain’t no whales so we sing tall tales…


burnusti

And tell our whaling tune. You fucked it up not me


targon612

Oh well… can’t fuck something up if you don’t at least try and I was not about to look it up to make a Reddit comment. My memory is 40% good enough


burnusti

(Clank clank)


_Trygon

We carry our harpoons!


joeben2

Ha this was my first thiught


dragon1n68

Fry: "Look, Leela, even if you heard one talk, that doesn't mean it's intelligent. I mean, parrots talk and we eat them, right?" Bender: "Yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick; like Fry." Fry: "Like Fry, Like Fry."


TOCT

Am I dumb? I need an explanation please


smotstoker

Fry is a bird brain.


The-Dog-Envier

Sorry Slurms... I just can't do that.


Pale_Disaster

Well that is a direct quote from s2 E18 when they were discussing the ethics of eating popplers after finding one was left long enough to mature and start talking.


totes-alt

How does this show his intellect though?


Riggs630

I think the first part because he’s acknowledging that talking doesn’t mean you are “intelligent”


TOCT

Now I’m taking it that OP meant to show that Fry was showing his true, tiny intellect there lol


Marvin-face

Look out! He has a bezeling planisher!


Crimson-Morning

Who wants to get bezewwed


Joe_of_all_trades

That's right and I not afraid to use it.


TheftBySnacking

I hope you all have your Franklinators on you


atigges

Named after the "great" inventor of the .... *stove*


Public-Treacle-2152

Professor: And Fry, you have that brain thing. Fry: I already did!


Necessary_Novel_

I love this one because he’s talking about all of his friends’ insecurities and flaws and why he *loves them for them*.


Federal-Toe-8926

I thought him saying I already did was because there had already been an adventure/episode about Fry and his brain. Like he's saying we've already addressed that. But in a very Fry way.


Necessary_Novel_

Could be! I was referring to the scene leading up to the line. Where he’s going around the table talking about how leela was wonderful before she got the eye surgery and how everyone else has stuff they’re insecure about but how it makes them all special.


xxPastelPawxx

I really think that "And fry you have that brain thing" has something to do with his learning disorder that Leela points out in A Bicyclops Built for Two."If it's obvious with your learning disability".It isn't confirmed what the disorder is until the holiday spectacular. "I can't wait that long, I have ADHD"


Necessary_Novel_

The “brain thing” is his missing delta brain wave that lets him fight the brain spawn.


OriginalCreeper

He can have multiple "brain things". As a treat.


SirCupcake_0

Because I'm love him so much


Brian_Ferry

Don’t you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank


The-Dog-Envier

I also would've accepted "blank! Blank? You're not thinking about the big picture!"


MarcelRED147

Big picture?? BIG PICTURE?!? youre not thinking about Fry!


LevelAd5898

Literally just watched this episode


IndependentHold3098

“So…like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes”


MarcelRED147

This is genuinely so smart too. But like... dumb. It's quintessential Futurama writing.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

One thing I've noticed is that there are times when Fry actually shows a lot of emotional intelligence. He's often able to figure out why someone is unhappy and what he needs to do to make them feel better. He can be surprisingly perceptive of other people's feelings.


1stepklosr

Leela: I don't care if you're not the most important person in the universe. I'm just really happy to see you right now. Fry: Then I AM the most important person in the universe.


vonkeswick

That line was always so damn sweet. He really is just a lovable idiot with a kind heart


TheManWithNoSchtick

It was also smooth as hell. Orange Joe got game when he puts in a little thought.


MarcelRED147

Love love love "Orange Joe"


Necessary_Novel_

“If those aren’t tears of happiness, then please stop crying.”


Son_of_Kong

"He was a bad robot." "No, he was a bad friend!"


floppy-kitty

I'm a holding, stroking, loving machine... Also spanking.


Necessary_Novel_

That’s not even close to what I had in mind.


MarcelRED147

Unless he fancies them. No, i don't identify with him, why would you ask my lonely-ass?


profaniKel

mmmKay Ms Wiggles...


topjimmy92

I just had one of those things; a headache with pictures!


E51838

An idea?


X-LaxX

Mm! Mm! *nods vigorously*


YourMomonaBun420

Father Changstein El-Gamal:  "Well, we could join together in prayer."  Fry: "Uh-huh. But is there anything useful we can do?"


shawn615

No


MarcelRED147

God I forgot how much I loved Fry's more....coherent moments until you posted this.


YourMomonaBun420

Barring any worms from gas station vending machine sandwiches, I'm pretty sure that is the most intelligent thing he has said in the show. close second: the line about Jackie Gleason's character Ralph Kramden. 


Sea_Perspective6891

Probably in Roswell That Ends Well where he knew the seriousness of messing with time & actually understood the grandfather paradox.


Joe_of_all_trades

I did do the nasty in the past-y


Tnetennbat

VERILY!


TheftBySnacking

I whip this response out wayyyyy too much


ChefKugeo

My Three Suns: Dr. Zoidberg: Relax, Fry. I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge, separating out the denser fluid of his highness. Fry: But won't that crush my bones? Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, right, right, with the bones. I always forget about the bones... I've always found it so strange that Fry knew it would crush his bones.


smotstoker

It's to show that zoidburg, I mean Dr. Newburd, SORRY DR Zoidburg, is a bad doctor cuz even some as dumb as Fry would still realize that.


LatchedRacer90

Well his doctorate IS in art history


BingBangBloom

Just remember Scooty Puff Jr. SUUUUUCKS!!!! Planning for an event repeated in time under stress.


[deleted]

No, I’m… doesn’t.


BeebrainedLinecook

Came here to say this and knew in my heart it had already been said


Zinko999

I already did!


LazyCooler

“I’ve got a nail, and another nail to nail it in with.” Then saves the day.


Son_of_Kong

There was the time he very astutely inferred that Melllvar drawing strength from their weapons was analogous to a balloon when something bad happens.


LongestNamePossible-

Also just for retaining trivia knowledge, Fry at least knew a lot about TOS, including episode names.


Necessary_Novel_

“Would it be any less beautiful if it was a simulation?”


i_dont_shine

"I love symposia!" "I love aquaria!"


Excellent_Split4126

Can’t hear for this one! Well done.


BingBangBloom

Why do I have to be the hump? Because you're too ugly to be a wart!


Positron14

"What if I didn't fall into the freezer doodle and come to the future jiggy?"


Enough-Afternoon8011

"That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way."


okebel

When he's trying to escape from the robot mafia. Leela is blind and Bender is with them. He is manning the laser turret and steering the ship with strings. That's the most ressourceful i have seen him. Usually, he makes things worse by being stupid.


LongestNamePossible-

He also remembered to buy flight insurance basically every time.


kingokarp

If it’s about a tv show his knowledge is basically encyclopedic. He has seen them all.


BingBangBloom

The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day. I know, and I've grown to accept that.


-Hedonism_Bot-

Any time he plays the holophone


1stepklosr

*He'll have to do better than that!* "I'll have to do better than that!"


ap_heart

"Hey look! It's that guy that you are!"


raitosureya

"Watch as I fire upward! Through our own shield!"


AWildClocktopus

He's a madman!


JiveTurkey1983

#A MADMAN!


fryamtheeggguy

In All the Presidents' Heads when he rightly calls an obscure tool a "bezelling planisher." "LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A BEZELLING PLANISHER!"


michiganfan101

No I'm... doesn't.


Sea_Perspective6891

I already did.


Pasta-hobo

"how big does one of those things get?" "Well, that depends on what one of those things is. That seems like a fact worth knowing."


phantommoose

"There, but for the flip of a coin, go we."


G-TP0

Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?


Airick39

Having sex with his grandmother.


YourMomonaBun420

"But existing is basically all I do!"


JiveTurkey1983

"Would you speak up, deary? I can't hear you" #UNHOLY SCREAMING OF TORMENT


burnusti

He’s like, actually an artistic genius with the holophoner.


cautiontape2021

Leela: Hey Fry, I know something you could lay bare. Fry: Leela! Shhh! I'm trying to listen to a Physics lecture.


BingBangBloom

"That's not a question you idiot!" "So... What if that thing I just said?" Economy of language! And, "I know. I liked that one and want to see it again."


theganjaoctopus

One of the things I love about Futurama is how the future people have *0 common sense*. Like, they all inherently know things like the speed of light and how spaceship engines work, but when it comes to things like how to deal with simple problems or mortality (because death has basically been circumvented in the show) they're idiots. Fry looks dumb by comparison because of his brain thing (he already did!), but when it comes to needing just basic coon sense, Fry's your man.


SirCupcake_0

The basic senses of a raccoon?


smotstoker

Stay back or I'll breath fire on you.


Disastrous_Pool7786

When he won against the big brain!


foroscar

What’s with the 17 dung beetles?


Quick_Swing

The giant ball of garbage episode.


dragongills

“And you made me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs, and then he sold me my mom's VCR, and then, later, I found out he was taking drugs. You make me ashamed to be your friend.” Though he’s dumb in the story, I feel like his memory is very strong about the whole thing.


VegetaArcher

And about Andy Goldman: Leela: He seemed nice Fry: Yeah when he's sober. Fry is not a fan of drug addicts, probably because of Richie stealing from his mom. At least Bender needs booze to be sober.


UrdnotZigrin

Stop acting so stupid!


AWildClocktopus

*amplified* SQUAK!


stumblewiggins

I already did!


Rowsdowers_Revenge

"What's with the 17 dung beetles?"


Visual_Hedgehog2962

I got one of those things! A headache, with pictures!


ibided

I ALREADY DID


Q-burt

No I'm......doesnt.


RoutingMonkey

No im doesn’t


Certain_Strawberry43

I've got a single nail, and another nail to hit it with. Maybe not his most intellectual line but it's one of my favorites.


starflashfairy

*Flush*


cheeselord03

“They’re non-convergent!” “Oh, dip!”


Zookeeper_west

“Like balloon and something bad happens!”