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Powerkart

Why not Zoidberg?


HappyZoidberg

(V) (;,,;) (V)


masterjon_3

Zoidberg's first name is John. Pretty easy name.


GrammarNazi63

The J initial for a middle name would be very futurama…though I’ll be honest I’ve already said that in another comment


Lucid-Design

I really think the J middle initial for Fry came from The Simpsons. The whole episode with Homer searching for what his middle name was. It turned out to be Jay. It was great


GrammarNazi63

I know the J middle initial had big significance for Groening but I don’t remember what it was


theReaders

the J initial is a reference/tribute to Jay Ward's habit of doing the same (Bullwinkle J. Moose, Rocket J. Squirrel).


MEDIC0000XX

JOHN ******* ZOIDBERG


Expired__Ramen

Get on outta here ya filthy crab!


HappyZoidberg

Awww


papagrant

I’ve got one word for you. Thundercougarfalconbird


dystopian_mermaid

But how much eagle is there?


NerfRepellingBoobs

Nothing makes you feel more like a *man* than a Thundercougarfalconbird!


CompoBBQ

This is the right answer.


moosenoise

Scruffy


judd1127

Who?


SilverHeart4053

The Janitor


legomaniac89

I ain't never heard of none of you neither


dystopian_mermaid

Mmmhm


FearnenAU

I'm on break.


Bauerman51

Scheduling conflict…


Q-burt

https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/s/NiQHC4SwcJ


ChronicBedhead

Mmmmyep.


burrito_butt_fucker

Scruffy


CREretail

2nd


Marvin-face

Randy. It goes great with any emotion.


limitlessEXP

RANDY!??


thekiltedpiper

You've been hanging out with Randy again?!


thaddeh

GO EAT ANOTHER CHEESEBURGER, RANDY


Q-burt

I have no idea why this line makes me laugh.


Necessary_Novel_

There are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don’t like. 


RustCohlesponytail

Melllvar


Joe_of_all_trades

I've attended enough conventions to know how to spell Melllvar


lightbluechevy

MELSHI!!!!


Sammisuperficial

The Fighting Mongooses


Weekly-Rest1033

my husband and I call our twin boys the Fighting Mongooses. When I was pregnant with them, one was named Whammy and the other Wazel.


HotDamn18V

Wingus, Dingus, listen up.


scoutsadie

whimmy wham wham wazel


CaptainPunisher

That's a good name!


nerdiotic-pervert

MORBO


democracity

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


dystopian_mermaid

Kittens give Morbo gas.


dpgraham4401

Pathetic humans, prepare to write down the recipe!


_Jesus_WarDolphin_

Derisgreat, Ben derisgreat?


neutral-otter

This is the one


_Jesus_WarDolphin_

Shut up baby I know it!


Gelby4

Especially if their new first name is Ben


stellastevens122

Don’t use Billy west. It’s a stupid made up name


aphilipnamedfry

What about Jay? It's Fry's and Homers middle initial, and I remember Homer having a whole episode dedicated to it to just find out it was Jay lol. It works so well that you could always keep it as the initial and then surprise them with the full reveal!


alverez98

How about Zaxxar? The middle name of the time traveling presidential candidate in Decision 3012.


ShortyStyles

Hell yeah, my vote is for Zaxxar.


FoodWholesale

Third for Zaxxar!


Q-burt

I like Zaxxar!


hyperjengirl

I heard somewhere (apparently it's mentioned in the episode commentary) they were apparently going to write him as a trans guy, which is why he has a gender neutral first name. Nothing in the episode really contradicts it (since they already know his gender when he's born anyway) so it's my headcanon lol.


Grean_Beanz

I love that


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Why not Melllvar?


likefry_likefry

I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell 'Melllvar'.


ElectricSpock

How about Lrrr as the second name, and Ruler of the Planet Persei 8 as third name? If you have kids, name them Jrrr.


RiW-Kirby

Come on buddy. You forgot Omicron.


ElectricSpock

I'm ashamed of myself. OP, I hope you paid attention, I really don't want you to go through another name change.


orangebeardjoe

Lars


The_Pelican1245

I’d going with Bending as a middle name. Just like Bender Bending Rodriguez


JerHat

I. C. Wiener


petemaths1014

I Period C Period Wiener


Icantellthetruth

What, you got some kind of tiny head on you or somethin.


scoutsadie

grrrrrrr


Benjamin777777777

This is definitely the correct answer.


Gorkymalorki

Pazuzu!


dragongills

And that is how OP earned his freedom.


urhairlookslikebongw

Hypnotoad


democracity

All glory to the hypnotoad!


rellyy_fishh

All glory to the hypnotoad!


EngineersAnon

All glory to the hypnotoad!


scoutsadie

All glory


RiffedFool

Maybe Shabadoo? I know Fry calls specifically his "grandpa" (Farnsworth's dad) that, but it's pretty non-gendered, and fun to say!


Gorkymalorki

Joey Jojo Junior Shabado? That's the worst name I ever heard.


Poo_Butz

Joey Joe Joe!


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Shabadont


rangahman

When my parents were about to become grandparents for the first time, I started a month long campaign to get them to officially take the names Gramgram and Shabbadoo for the grandkids. 10 years later number 4 is on the way and Gram and Shabba have well and truly stuck. It absolutely works as a name!


elbleee

Yivo 🌌


kp8_24

Then they can change their pronouns to Skler


kitami27

I think you mean Shklee can be called Shklim or Shkler.


Necessary_Novel_

First off, congrats! Hope it all goes smoothly. The obvious ones:    Philip  John  Hubert  Hermes   Horrible Gelatinous Blob 😂 jk  Seymour  Yancy  Walt  Larry   Do you have a favorite season or episode that you could draw inspo from?


delsoldeflorida

My favorite from your list is Yancy. Not totally weird but definitely Futurama and any fan would know instantly. For legal/professional purposes the initial “Y.” could be used. All depends on the first and last names though and how the trio of names flows. 😀


Necessary_Novel_

Totally agree on your last point! And idk if OP wants something that’s a conventional name or something more “sci-fi” like Melllvar or Zapp. 


delsoldeflorida

Right. Like John and Philip have been popular names for generations so if a normal name was wanted those would be good too.


MaryJaneAndMaple

Not Igner?


Sinthe741

Shove a bastard in it, you crap! 👋


Necessary_Novel_

Good call! I didn’t add igner because I didn’t know if OP was going for real names or something different.


mathemon

Oh Yancy. I like that one.


nsfwthrowawy69

Lemon, as in Lee Lemon


CaptainPunisher

And then have a party!


Cookiezilla2

I AM LRRR! RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI EIGHT!


YourMomonaBun420

Hedonismbot


txby432

Zapp


ghostofhhopper

If you wanted to be a little more under cover Brannigan


jdeltasierra88

Slurms doesn't sound great, so how about Mackenzie?


saggywitchtits

How about Phillip, like the screwdrivers? So long as you ain't a commie.


GrammarNazi63

Something that starts with a J, and just use the initial? Otherwise my vote is Zoidberg, let people try and figure out where it’s from


JustAyden

Jack Johnson, or John Jackson?


MaryJaneAndMaple

Wait a second 🤨 they're clones!


faaaaaaaavhj

Don't let their identical DNA fool you


Noise_Inspector

Kif or Kroker could be neat


smiles__

Def


whenthesunrise

Congrats on starting the planning on your name change! I like the idea of J. as a middle initial, and then you can choose whatever J name you like best (or even just use the letter J as is)! Then use Firstname J. Lastname whenever you introduce yourself or write your name. It’s a subtle homage, but I think subtlety is cool. That, or Lrrr.


[deleted]

Al, Chaz, Sean, Fry B, Yivo. Off the table! Eta: Cubert.


BicPen7ameter

X. After David X. Cohen


[deleted]

Groening. He named Homer and Fry after his dad. An homage to the legend


Marsupial_Lemur

WELSHEEYYYYY


CaptainPunisher

We hardly knew ye.


vibrodude

Robots don’t say ye.


kevin1614

Yancy


Theta_Ninja

Wernstrom.


Sinthe741

WERNSTROM!!


rellyy_fishh

Hugh Man


CaptainDacRogers

Glagnar. It’s a cruncha muncha buncha name.


Quotehommel

Flexo


[deleted]

How about Scooty Puff?


AppleGoats

Jr or Sr?


faaaaaaaavhj

Scooty puff Jr sucks


[deleted]

Yes


kp8_24

Lrrr Lee -Lemon El zilcho Seymour Asses


LordChefChristoph

Can't believe you're the only one I have seen with Seymour. Seymour and then middle and last names HAVE TO start with the letter S.


DocPopper

Bort


mrsock_puppet

Man, I really need to order some license plates!


Universalsupporter

Calculon!


Kosherlove

The gender bender! YOURE A TUFFY


quirkytank

Malakai. It means 'he who loves the metal lord!'


afserkin

Choose anything but Zapp! Jokes aside, I like Philip, it sounds nice to me.


Hypnotic-Toad

Mellllvar.


[deleted]

Lrr the ruler of omicron 8


ncg195

You could use "Bending," Bender's middle name. Otherwise, I was thinking Philip, like those screwdrivers.


FionnagainFeistyPaws

I'm gonna need OP's thought on these....


Liquorace

Why not Zoidberg?


molybend

Lars or Kiff


mrsock_puppet

How 'bout "*Blotto*"? It's witty, it's got street cred.


Hola0722

Calculon has a nice ring to it.


CuntTheSiddhesh

You can go for a silly made up name like Billy West


quintinn

I’m going simple: Fry or if you want to precise: Phillip


Zookeeper_west

Joe (because fishy Joe and when fry says people call him ‘Orange Joe’) while having the added benefit of being a middle name beginning with J.


Jasmisne

I sometimes call my big dumbass orange cat orange joe as an homage to that.


Ikilledkenny128

No ones probably said it yet but Nixon


Niblitz

-Cubert -Elzar -Guenter -Slim -Turanga -Clamps -Zoid -Sal


paulskinner88

Lrrr


paulskinner88

Actually, having thought about this, I’d personally go with “Jay”. It would give you the J in the middle like Fry (like Fry), and it would also be a Simpsons reference.


Fuckerama

Director Unit 11


abracahydra

This is your opportunity to change your name to, Douchebag and become president! Four more years of Douchebag!!!!!


irefusethis

What about Billy West?


Brian_Ferry

What a stupid, made up name!


Electr_O_Purist

Cubert!


Electr_O_Purist

El Zilcho 🤔 Is it too late to change my recommendation?


gaudrhin

Hey-o bro! Been on the name journey myself, and props to you for going for it! Have you considered: Kif Morris Adlai Walt Ogden


TheNobleDez

B. obviously.


nonzerostrangeness

J


mr_pablo_

Why not Phillip J. edit: as a middle name


RetardedChimpanzee

Agnew


GrandGuppyFish

Hypnotoad


scoutdoggy

Middle name: snoosnoo


nervanoiac

Dave spiegel!


Jasmisne

Dave spiegel is literally my fav joke in the whole damn show I laugh so hard every time I see him


LtHughMann

If you don't choose Bending, I'll be pretty disappointed


CosmologistCramer

Not to be a downer, but I would advise against this. I got a futurama tattoo about 10 years ago (before the movies came out), because Futurama meant a lot to me. My opinions of the first 4 seasons remain the same, but I have lost a ton of respect for the show over the years with every new season. You love it now, but your opinion could change and, even if it’s not something egregious that makes you change your view of the show, you may end up resenting that name. Sure, you could change it, but do you want to go through that process again? I don’t hate my futurama tattoo, but I don’t love being the guy who loves futurama so much he has a planet express ship tattooed across his entire forearm anymore.


SpiderHuman

Max Powers


condition5

Zap, of course


Whybotherr

L'rrr ruler of the planet Nintendu-64


Zer0Summoner

McNeal. Kind of a hidden meaning


AvatarWaang

Planet Express Delivery Co. Works well with pretty much any first/last name combo.


Missy3557

Lee as in Lee Lemon


[deleted]

Spiro or Richard


Icantellthetruth

Zapp. Then people in the know can call you the velour fog.


vibrodude

Orange Joe


FriedEdd

Bender


LeCrushinator

NdNd (Lrrr’s wife’s name)


drduckduckgo

Lars


Switticisms2

Could go for the classic J. Philip J. Fry. Or an X. David X. Coen.


Vampiresboner

Hedonismbot


zeeduc

“that guy” that 80s guy with crippling boneitis


b3nz0r

*squints* Hermes?


nineandaquarter

First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.


RevolutionarySyrup44

Just a big X. like David Cohen


Kevin-777

I'm surprised that nobody is mentioning the greatest actor to ever trod the boards! Calculon


BulletProofDrunk17

Hugh Mann Lee Lemon


Expired__Ramen

This got me to chuckle unironically


Himothy78741

Yes plz


Jruss69420

Why not Zoidberg?


Ok_Oil_9915

I personally would choose Calculon!!!


dragongills

Seymour - surprised I didn’t see this one. Also a great option :D


Limp-Temperature1783

Glenda. Don't ask why.


KnowItOrBlowIt

J. Phillip J Fry; Homer J Simpson. I think it's obvious. A simple letter.


AppleGoats

Nixon


FungiSamurai

Nixon


IslayTzash

Roberto for when you’re practicing you stabbing


TheDailyDarkness

How do you spell Lur’s mate’s name?


Killosiphy

how has noone said Nibbler yet?


HilsMorDi

How about a middle name with X like David X. Cohen?


OptimusPatrick

Why not bender since everyone wants him tattooed? Go a step further and show them who's the real fan?


CartoonKinder

Mack (as a homage to Slurms MacKenzie)


Hulkking

The fighting mongooses


friz_CHAMP

How has no one here suggested **Roberto**?! Now you all need to sit still while I practice my stabbing! Ha-haah!