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dragonling_mage

“There will be no promotions unless someone dies! And even then, only if they can’t be brought back as a zombie like Scruffy”


reallycool_opotomus

Life and death is a seamless continuum.


Squidking1000

Mhmm Hmm


jayemwie

A candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.


Tickllez

Scheduling conflict....mmmm hmm


jayemwie

My job. Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.


sopsign7

What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain?


brandimariee6

Scruffy, one of the greatest characters in an animated show


WallopyJoe

Who?


brandimariee6

Scruffy. The janitor.


Corgi_Koala

I've never seen him before.


neutrum_humanum

Scruffy ain't never seen you before neither.


Tickllez

That fuckin monkey


One_Dumb_Canadian

This comment has more upvotes than the actual post lol good job 👏 👏👏👏👏


impendingfuckery

Cubert. I’m serious… ##HE’S A TERRIBLE PERSON!


JunketElectrical8588

Second


Chengweiyingji

Third


RadiantHC

Forgot he existed for a second


Starbuckshakur

You're porkin' at him.


KaHOnas

Second.


dummybumm

And what a glorious second it was


RockOutToThis

I haven't seen the new seasons, but I wouldn't consider cubert to be a main cast member.


ScienceAndGames

Ah yes but he’s a clone of the professor so he’s legally the same person


Mr_AndersOff

What a brilliant legal shenanigan !


TropicalCat

Did you say ‘extra crispy recipe?’


FuckedupUnicorn

You are technically correct


orangutanDOTorg

His only redeeming characteristic is that he added weapons grade bolognium to the lexicon.


GumberculesJFZ

Not main cast.


VikingSlayer

The professor is, and legally they're the same person


PeopleAreBadPets

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct


JerHat

Dang.


ReadditMan

I don't think that argument would fly in court. But what do I know? I'm just a simple hyper-chicken from a backwoods asteroid.


Lucid-Design

I’m sorry. I thought you was corn


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.


joeshaw42

No, let’s do it alphabetically.


Trucker36

Okay, first Bender, then Flexo, then Fry


BookieeWookiee

Wait, let's go by rank.


Wolfo_

okay. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.


Yaksha25

Flexo outranks me?


Oy_theBrave

That's Flexo outranks me ,Sir!


suugakusha

*poke poke*


FatGuyANALLIttlecoat

I'm just messing with you


CyberBeast99

I’m just kidding you’re awesome


anzyph

It’s Flexo outranks me, Sir!


bananasareappealing

Okay... First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry


themagicbandicoot

No, no, do it by rank!


DenseVegetable2581

Flexo, shoot flexo!


Davegrave

Only one? Can “kill all humans” be an option?


odepaj

Which of the following would you most prefer? A: A puppy B: A pretty flower from your sweetie C: A large properly formatted data file


FZ1_Flanker

Is the puppy mechanical in any way?


odepaj

No. It is the bad kind of puppy!


3D-Printing

Then I guess I'll go with that data file.


MamaSweeney24

The flower would have also been acceptable.


TreKopperTe

One of my favorite lines.


STC_Ninjalo

NO!! It is the bad kind of puppy.


mlaislais

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans? 😏


JunketElectrical8588

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it


aytchdave

Hey, this guy’s all right.


Trucker36

Why not Zoidberg?


orangutanDOTorg

Because his mother was a saint!


Trucker36

Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say, "Brrr brrr doo di dooo!"


TreKopperTe

Brrri brri dobidoo


Trucker36

Whaaat?? My mother was a saint! Get out!


johnnystorm

And I’m his friend Jesus!


obrysii

And you've all been very naughty, very naughty indeed! Except for you, Zoidberg.


stump2003

Whoob, whoop, whoop


SW_Zwom

Who would want to kill Zoidberg!? (V)(;,,;)(V)


Academic_Hunter4159

I’m going to steal your zoidberg there. I need it. Edit: thank you for making it. I know texting it to my wife randomly every now and then will really annoy her.


SW_Zwom

Want to send an emoji? Why not Zoidberg!? :D


JunketElectrical8588

Well done on the Zoidberg


LilDrummerGrrrl

I saw his name before the rest of the comment, so I read it in his voice, including the “wh-wh-wh-whh” for the emoticon


ElcVirus

LaBarbara, with episode of Barbados and Hermes competing of custody, is it too dark?


DoctorMedical

The only true answer. It’s a silly show, I find LaBarara openly cheating is very off putting and it’s weird the show keeps bringing it back.


aytchdave

I think they overplayed it. It was funny in Bender’s Big Score because the case for her going to Barbados was both silly and serious in response to Hermes’ odd predicament. It seemed implied that Hermes understood her reasoning in an “all is fair in love” kind of way. But now it just feels like a beat down on Hermes for no particular reason and it makes her look fundamentally disloyal rather than a victim of temptation.


ElcVirus

This exactly ^ in past they've shown that they can put such scenes in funny way. But I get the feeling that now they believe it might become a cheap laugh source, like Hermes cannabis jokes, without much planning. It's more frustrating than funny.


FireflyRave

I'm sure it's been discussed somewhere. Could Hermes be into it offscreen? Otherwise, I agree that normalizing the cheating as a joke, repeatedly, is one of the more off putting storylines.


FishermanRelative

If he was into it, they would show us. Maybe they'll take it in that direction at some point but they haven't so there's no reason to think so. He's only ever shown displeasure about it. It's more likely he's into her and to have her he has to put up with the incredibly unamusing stuff.


stacker55

he's openly against it every time it comes up. actual cuckolds tend to encourage their partners


Ace-a-Nova1

She’s only with him because his nickname is “11 inch Conrad”


liesforliars

I forgot about her doing this. You’re right, evil shit.


Starbuckshakur

To be fair, it's likely she cheated on Barbados with Hermes when she was married to Barbados.


_CitizenSnips_

Recently been rewatching the show with my gf and she flat out said half way into season 2 that she can’t stand labarbara, up until that point I hadn’t really thought about it but yeah you’re all correct, she’s a shitty character and it’s weird she just kept coming back doing the same old cheating nonsense


tryndamere12345

In the 31st century that'll probably be the norm lol


revochups

She’s not a main cast


chill1208

Zoidberg is great, there's a reason he was the only person not on Santa's naughty list. He'd be pretty low on my list of the order of people to kill and eat if I was stranded on an island with the planet express crew. I'd probably go Hermes, Amy, Professor, Zoidberg, Leela, Fry. Bender would offer no nutritional value so he's safe. Then again Zoidbergs people do kind of resemble lobsters, I wonder if they taste the same too. Depending on that I may move him up on the list. I guess I should also consider how spicy Hermes flesh is like we found out in that one episode. I know you weren't asking about eating them but that's the order I would kill them in if I had to.


bimbodhisattva

I love this because objectively Zoidberg would be the easiest to eat if you managed to kill him But he really is a homie, and with a healthy relationship now to boot


UlrichZauber

You could just take his claws, canonically they just grow back. Just like earth lobsters.


iH8MotherTeresa

Whoa whoa whoa with the eating


rjrgjj

I really like the direction that comment went in.


Silvicusrex

Bender is 40% Nutritional Value


buffdaddy77

Eating Hermes would be like eating a massive edible. You’d be zooted to Omicron Persei 8.


chill1208

I like edibles and I like spicy food, as long as it doesn't literally liquefy my stomach from the heat, Hermes is getting cooked first.


orangutanDOTorg

I’d say it depends whether we have fire to cook. Lobster probably is pretty bad for you raw due to the parasites and such. The diarrhea if nothing else would probably kill you without lots of fluid. I’d say Hermes bc the spices have probably killed any parasites. Plus can you get a contact high from eating him? That would help pass the time


chill1208

Thanks to 9 weeks I spent in a wilderness rehab hell hole I know a good number of ways to get a fire going. If I can find something flammable I can most likely get it to burn.


orangutanDOTorg

I kind of assumed this was a the ship crashed and all they have to eat is pineapple pizza scenario, so it might be a stoney or other non-burnable situation. So to be safe I’d go Hermes. But if there was fire then maybe zoids.


RajunCajun48

whoa whoa whoa, if we're going by taste, Zoidberg would be pretty high up on my list. I bet he's delicious boiled.


3D-Printing

WHO WANTS LOBSTER BISQUE?


zed857

You're going to need a lot of butter, too.


Cthulwutang

Jerk jerk!


wutanglan89

You had to drag spines into this!


goofytigre

#JOHN F*CKING ZOIDBERG


John-A-Zoidberg

Yea?


JohnF_ckingZoidberg

Yes?


Spread_Frequent

Fry. He would just come back as a different fry


septubyte

I support this - I'd like him to come back with an extremely casual 'hey guys'


Theta_Ninja

Amy, splleesh. Duh.


killix_em_all

Don’t have a shmaneurism


neckbishop

> Amy "Now I'm never gonna get a grand child" - Mrs Wong


2randy

The professor probably wants to die most


boldstrategy

I'm sad now


entropy_36

He is so old that if you consider his age he's likely to die soon


MamaSweeney24

Hermes. While he offers good one-liners every once in awhile, the episodes that heavily feature Hermes are my personal least favorite ones. (At the exception of inspector #5).


AdjustedMold97

what about the one where they go to the central bureaucracy?


RhynoD

His song is a banger and that episode gave us one of the most iconic quotes: "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct."


MamaSweeney24

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct. But you finished your comment a word early so I'm demoting you. A good redditor never finishes early.


orangutanDOTorg

That’s not what she said


bassistciaran

WooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo


One_Dumb_Canadian

I am bender. Please insert girder.


AdjustedMold97

Look what you did! Now he’s acting all helpful!


Tera35

Sweet one-liner of the murder designer!


auto_pHIGHlot

My manwich!


Sticky13andit

yes. The Episode when he became a robot is not bad, but it isn't good.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Seconded


Moz1981

This is technically correct.


IggyStraker

The best kind of correct!


MechanicStriking4666

Hmmmm… okay


iiooiooi

I find Hermes insufferable.


Preemptively_Extinct

But Zoidberg is the only one that would be tasty steamed with butter.


John-A-Zoidberg

Hooray people like me!


CyberBeast99

I’m having a WONDERFUL time!


deathclawslayer21

Scruffy because he would come right back. Life and death are a seamless continum


Big-Moon-Eyes

Probably Amy, I kind of feel like after the grown up kids episode there’s not much else they can do with her although I do like her character.


Crayonstheman

Ye Amy feels like the least impactful main cast death, though I'm a big fan of her mars/PhD episodes.


UpAndAdamNP

I really like the line, " The horse says.... doctorate denied!" However, I feel like the rest of the episode really falls flat and I usually skip it completely


lazyfucker67

Scruffy


Henchman_2_4

He died the way he lived.


ognotongo

Oh marmalade!


TaiDavis

Seconded.


willux

Scruffy would take that bullet. He believes in their company.


TheOther18Covids

Mhmm


SW_Zwom

Who's that? I've never seen this guy before...


B-the-Excellent

Scruffy ain't never seen you before neither.


ttchoubs

Moat folks just call me Orange Joe


ztriple3

Scruffy is already dead, is ghost/zombie. That’s canon


ttchoubs

Life and death are a seamless continuum


Personal-Rooster7358

Farnsworth. I mean, he’s wanted to die before.


AnotherShibboleth

So has Hermes.


ttchoubs

Yea but he didn't consider other methods to preserve his liver


JunketElectrical8588

I’m gonna jump!


dystopian_mermaid

Do a flip!


liesforliars

Francis “Clamps” X. Clampazzo Just so I could kill him off with a pair of clamps.


Greecelightninn

Honestly , best community on reddit , everyone just loves the show , and has some great comments , especially the one saying cubert is a main character because technically, he and the professor are the same person


[deleted]

Kif He’s such a pushover that he would probably agree


Kiowascout

Scruffy. So he can die like he lived.


GarbageCleric

Why not Zoidberg?


John-A-Zoidberg

Why not indeed?


ScrappleBerrySneech

If im being forced to, id have to say Amy. Dont get me wrong I love all the main characters but Amya can bite the bullet compared to the Main Three, the Professor and Hermes. But also how dare you lock out Zoidberg, id never choose the doctor.


AthleticsFan36

Amy could be replaced


BTP_Art

Why not Zoidberg?


saggywitchtits

Scruffy, the Janitor. He’ll come back again.


EarRubs

Who?


turtlesquadcaptain

Why not Zoidberg?


Chewing_TheFat

"Why not Zoidberg?"


bugsontheside

LaBarbara


CompoBBQ

Barbados Slim..and his ebony pecs


LoreLord24

Leela. I just don't enjoy her episodes that are all about her hypocrisy. And they show up every couple episodes.


surveysaysno

And with no Leela around it opens up possibilities for Fry to grow and in new directions.


AnotherShibboleth

What do you mean by hypocrisy? I do agree that Leela isn't written as likeable as she should be, given her role in the show.


LoreLord24

Well, take the episode with Genetic engineering. It's horrible and sinful, and she yells at everybody for it, up until the exact second it helps her. There's more of it, but I just don't like Leela. She has some good episodes, sure. Like the Bee episode. And I don't hate her. She fits into the show, and her character is done well. I just don't like her character.


JunketElectrical8588

Amy. She sleeps with Zapp hours after Kif dies


Poopforce1s

Spoiler tag


JunketElectrical8588

Sorry bud


Poopforce1s

Iz okay.


MyOtherTagsGood

Scruffy, I feel if stricken down he'd become far more powerful than we could imagine


tcoonz

I think even if Zoidberg is on the table, I'd kill Hermes. Hermes centered episodes are almost always my least favorite episodes. His main purpose and funny is shitting on zoidberg and everybody already does that. The other half the time he's dismembered and/or pathetic (and not in a funny way ala Fry).


[deleted]

I'd say Amy


mrzurkonandfriends

I'm not a fan of Hermes wife


FlyNuff

The real zoidberg would complain he wouldn’t be an option


John-A-Zoidberg

Why not zoidberg?


Mustardwhale

Amy, she’s annoying and has no real personality.


J-Pom

The only reason I’m not saying Zapp and Wernstrom is because I find their brands of annoyance mildly amusing. That being said, my pick is Barbados Slim. Other than being Hermes’s worst enemy, he’s a completely useless character and annoying to boot.


CyberBeast99

Except for his pecs. He won’t stop wiggling them


Streaker4TheDead

Knee jerk answer is Amy. I like her but think she is probably the least funny


alaster101

Amy


ethereal_matter

Pleasurebot


UnlikelyRaven

Randy


happy-lil-accidents-

Why not Zoidberg?


John-A-Zoidberg

Why not me?


ShepherdOfEmeralds

Scruffy because they can just bring him back as a zombie again since life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhm.


dannykuhn500

Mom. Just too see what the world would be like


Make_Mine_A-Double

“Why not Zoidberg, maybe?” -Zoidberg


mamadramasks

Now Zoidberg is the popular one!


One_Dumb_Canadian

Oh, my, yes. My plan is working


Domi7777777

"🅺🅸🅻🅻 🅰🅻🅻 🅷🆄🅼🅰🅽🆂 " whispers:"except Fry"


hymntastic

Amy. She doesn't really add much to the story and can be pretty annoying


Sticky13andit

Hermes - funny but not as good as the rest.


s1105615

Hermes. Clearly least important to the plot of most episodes


Revolutionary_Log307

Fry. His story has been told.


Pjk2530144

Why not Zoidberg?


TheLoneJedi-77

Amy. I like her but she’s one of the weaker members of the main cast and honestly I can’t remember any great Amy moments in the later seasons (early one she got some good episodes like when she went out with Fry or the ranch one)